If we minimize them enough we can soak them in vodka and put them up our assholes.

my brother once shoved some morphine pills up his ass for shits and giggles. definitely had an effect lol.

I have known people who had to take their percocet and such anally and it will hit hard and fast. Some doctors actually prescribe some pills to be taken that way because it doesnt get filtered and absorbed by liver/kidneys. I have to take OcyContin and Percocet everyday and i have to have blood tests every 60 days for metals in my blood and liver/kidney function.

A suppository? Isn't that what the guy in Trainspotting took but then pooped it out and went swimming in the toilet looking for it?

lmao. Damn, ratings must be in the tank for that show to have to go there.

I've fucking heard it all now. Dumb asses.

OK, first of all, using the phrase "for shits and giggles" is ill advised when you're talking about someone shoving something up their ass.

Second, was said "effect" from the morphine or from the ass-shoving?