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quiet 08-30-2009 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16254943)
Can you please tell me the benefits (besides whores and ladyboys) that regular people would enjoy?

uh, there are endless paradises in Thailand, Laos, and Cambodia. i could post pics all day from the times i've spent there (been there twice, 2008 for 6 months, 2009 for 3 months). the northern region of Thailand is pure mountains and jungle, certainly not a slum lol... and the remote southern islands on the Adaman sea (west coast of Thailand) are the most beautiful ones i've ever seen (and i have traveled most of the world). watch "The Beach" to get a vague idea of what i'm talking about. i've actually been to that beach, it's actual name is Maya Bay, and it's just unbelievably gorgeous. i've camped there several times, it never gets old.

Bangkok is tons of fun, but i/we don't really like spending all that much time there, too dirty, too noisy, lots of scams. but once you put on the 1000 yard stare and learn how to deal with locals, it's actually pretty fun in small doses. hell, it's super fun.

regarding the dogs, yeah they are everywhere, even on the islands. cats too, jesus there are a lot of cats. we had a pack of dogs following us once on koh tao, they didn't attack, but they came very close. my cousin and i picked up thick tree branches and were ready for battle. the only other time i had trouble with dogs was on the island of koh lipe (about 1 hour north by boat from langkawi, malaysia)... we were a little drunk and you have to walk through the jungle to get back to the place were staying at (around an hour walk), forgot our headlamps so we were stumbling around in the dark, and took a wrong turn and ended up walking into a monk's monastery, the dog's went crazy, still, none of us (there were 4 of us) got bitten.

holy blabbermouth lol

96ukssob 08-30-2009 03:33 PM

Damn thats crazy. had no idea it was that bad there.

when i lived in downtown LA there was always dogs roaming the streets but never really bothered anyone, always kept to themselves. Occasionally would see a homeless person fight with one, but nothing bad.

i remember seeing someone run over a chicken that was in the street and someone came out yelling at them. guess it was either a pet or food :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

2012 08-30-2009 03:39 PM

That'll teach em. Showem some good ole american ASS KICKIN ! I can't wait to visit so I can abuse the natives too. I love to hangout in places where everyone is smaller then me

PlugRush Sascha 08-30-2009 03:44 PM

Killing a rabid dog that bites people shouldn't offend animal lovers (unless they're fucking retarded). I have a dog and I would still kill a rabid dog if it tried to bite me, especially if I know about it biting a little kid in the face.

MrMaxwell 08-30-2009 03:55 PM

People who were too stupid to kill something that bit a young boys face off should be killed themselves... for them to be angry and mad that you did something they should have had the human decency to do themselves, instead of thanking you, they should be killed for that, too. I'd kill half the neighborhood in a situation like that and I'm not just saying that. I'd do some block cleaning with a MAC-10 and an SKS (I prefer SKS to AK for some reason.. I can hit just about anything with an SKS .. with the irons)

Fuck those excuses for human beings
They let something go that dismembered a young boy
You did right

The guy next door to me has this piece of shit, ugly, stupid looking piece of barking shit it's kept me awake forever now. He doesn't give a damn, use to be older respectful people and this use to be a high end neighborhood. No more. I've been over there screaming at him, had animal control out, the sheriff, the cops, nothing happens. It's good old boy hell so if I kill the dog or fuck up the guy I'm doomed.

I'll get that son of a bitch some day. I'm the slow and silent revenge type. Fuck with me. I let it pass. A few years later you're wondering who cancelled your insurance policy and smashed your car to hell. I'm a sweetheart of a guy but not to be fucked with.

Say anything you want to me, about me, what the fuck ever... fuck with my FOOD, SLEEP or MONEY and I will rape your world

MrMaxwell 08-30-2009 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ktj4l (Post 16255408)
Killing a rabid dog that bites people shouldn't offend animal lovers (unless they're fucking retarded). I have a dog and I would still kill a rabid dog if it tried to bite me, especially if I know about it biting a little kid in the face.

Those extreme animal lovers are a crazy bunch of clowns.
They care more ALOT MORE about animals than human beings.
Look at that stupid fucking bullshit show animal police.. children all over the city starving and suffering abuse, not enough in the budget, but let's have animal police .. :disgust

Cyandin 08-30-2009 04:02 PM

I smell a lot of Western elitism in this thread. If DWB is happy where he is, then everyone else shouldn't give him shit for deciding to live there. Any well travelled person will know that the world is an incredibly diverse place in which people live in vastly disparate conditions, and that "poor" does not always equal "terrible to live there".

When I was in Peru, I was surrounded by people who were amazingly poor, by our standards. Those same people happened to be the kindest, most wonderful people I have ever had the privelage of spending time with. Furthermore, they were humble and not totally enslaved by ambition for fortune like so many of us are, which made their lives much less stressful, and allowed them to focus on family and matters of the self much more.

That said, I'm sure there are many wonderful things about living in Thailand, or most any other country for that matter, and I wouldn't let the fact that a country has shitty neighborhoods (god knows the US has plenty too) deter one from appreciating all the culturally rich benefits that living abroad can have.

:2 cents:

dynastoned 08-30-2009 04:08 PM

rofl @ DWB i'd have done the same thing.

biskoppen 08-30-2009 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16255450)
Those extreme animal lovers are a crazy bunch of clowns.
They care more ALOT MORE about animals than human beings.
Look at that stupid fucking bullshit show animal police.. children all over the city starving and suffering abuse, not enough in the budget, but let's have animal police .. :disgust

Gotta love when people actually think they're worth more than animals - just because they got a bigger brain :)

MrMaxwell 08-30-2009 04:11 PM

Yeah. Fuck eliteism or whatever the fuck you said. I grew out of that by the time I was in my early early twenties. Or maybe even sooner. As a white black kid I know first hand how eliteism affects people on both sides of the fence. I've never heard that word before. It makes sense.

Dogs, I hate most dogs. This one next door I feel bad for it some times even though I hate it. Guy leaves it out when it's -1 with -15 windchill.. icecycles all over its face
Leaves it alone 23.5/7... screaming for attention

MrMaxwell 08-30-2009 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 16255484)
Gotta love when people actually think they're worth more than animals - just because they got a bigger brain :)


So it makes sense to spend money on animal police while kids don't have room in the budget... it's okay to let a dog run around mauling children.... I think human beings are the dumbest most worthless animal on earth, every other organism right down to bacteria does what it is MEANT to fucking do.. we kill eachother, eat putrified filth, cause suffering and pain for one another, cause problems for our planet, shit where we live and everything else. Worth more than animals... fuck no, not even to ourselves
BUT HALF THE REASON WE'RE NOT WORTH MORE IS BECAUSE WE'RE NOT LOYAL TO OUR OWN SPECIES.. IF YOU THINK THE GOD DAMNED ANIMALS SHOULD BE PUT AHEAD OF US AT ANY TIME FOR ANY REASON YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

nekrom 08-30-2009 04:44 PM

DWB I laughed when you said the soi dog wouldn't die. It reminds me of Pig Dog that hangs around sukhumvit road. He is ancient and on his last legs but the fucker is still as vicious as ever.

-N

2MuchMark 08-30-2009 04:49 PM

http://www.innocentenglish.com/cute-...cking-nose.jpg

Juicy D. Links 08-30-2009 04:52 PM

arf arffffffffffffff

CunningStunt 08-30-2009 04:58 PM

From my experience of Thai people, I'd be careful that it isn't your head chopped off and put on a post DWB. Watch your fricken back over there.

solopimps 08-30-2009 05:20 PM

Do what you gotta do to take care of your dog issue, if people were treating them like shit it's probably better you ended their lives anyway, but cutting off the heads and posting them up for people to see, you seem a little sick. :2 cents:

SmokeyTheBear 08-30-2009 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16254943)
Can you please tell me the benefits (besides whores and ladyboys) that regular people would enjoy?

http://www.aboutroom.com/image/Thailand3.jpg
http://onetravel.files.wordpress.com...6/thailand.jpg

RRACY 08-30-2009 05:24 PM

You are nominated for best short story...:ticking

Platinumpimp 08-30-2009 05:51 PM

What city/ village are you residing at?

BlackCrayon 08-30-2009 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16255153)
uh, there are endless paradises in Thailand, Laos, and Cambodia. i could post pics all day from the times i've spent there (been there twice, 2008 for 6 months, 2009 for 3 months). the northern region of Thailand is pure mountains and jungle, certainly not a slum lol... and the remote southern islands on the Adaman sea (west coast of Thailand) are the most beautiful ones i've ever seen (and i have traveled most of the world). watch "The Beach" to get a vague idea of what i'm talking about. i've actually been to that beach, it's actual name is Maya Bay, and it's just unbelievably gorgeous. i've camped there several times, it never gets old.

Bangkok is tons of fun, but i/we don't really like spending all that much time there, too dirty, too noisy, lots of scams. but once you put on the 1000 yard stare and learn how to deal with locals, it's actually pretty fun in small doses. hell, it's super fun.

regarding the dogs, yeah they are everywhere, even on the islands. cats too, jesus there are a lot of cats. we had a pack of dogs following us once on koh tao, they didn't attack, but they came very close. my cousin and i picked up thick tree branches and were ready for battle. the only other time i had trouble with dogs was on the island of koh lipe (about 1 hour north by boat from langkawi, malaysia)... we were a little drunk and you have to walk through the jungle to get back to the place were staying at (around an hour walk), forgot our headlamps so we were stumbling around in the dark, and took a wrong turn and ended up walking into a monk's monastery, the dog's went crazy, still, none of us (there were 4 of us) got bitten.

holy blabbermouth lol

Maybe I am ignorant, after all I've never actually been there but every thing DWM posts about Thailand just makes it sound like such a horrid shithole.

Blackamooka 08-30-2009 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16255671)
Maybe I am ignorant, after all I've never actually been there but every thing DWM posts about Thailand just makes it sound like such a horrid shithole.

Thailand is fucking gorgeous.

The dogs are pretty funny though. I just remember them being lazy as fuck from the heat and they all had long saggy nutsacks :1orglaugh

mikesouth 08-30-2009 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16254943)
Can you please tell me the benefits (besides whores and ladyboys) that regular people would enjoy?

Please stay where you are you are too fucking stupid to be allowed to leave

There is nothing there you would want to see, stay away

sicone 08-30-2009 07:27 PM

Crazy ass shit, probably put the dog out of its own misery and pain if it was that disease ridden

JD 08-30-2009 07:27 PM

totally on your side here man. psycho dogs just like psycho ppl need to be... handled. GJ

Tjeezers 08-30-2009 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16254316)
I'm curious to see how long they will keep the dogs in line this time.

I love dogs, but yeah, pfff..... ya did what you had to do, i dont blame you at all
But you pissed off some people in that street

Billionaire 08-30-2009 07:37 PM

Before I kill one,
warm them that,
I will kill it.
didn't listen to me,
so I killed a couple
heads on the fence
could see them when they
woke up at sunrise.
not had to kill
until last night.

Ah the genuine words of a total fucking madman.
Here's to you and you and you and you and you.

Jdoughs 08-30-2009 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 16255861)
Please stay where you are you are too fucking stupid to be allowed to leave

There is nothing there you would want to see, stay away

You're big enough to hold a normal conversation. BlackCrayon just made a statement, he wasn't trying to be a total fuckhead like this response.

Grow the fuck up.

Niktamer 08-30-2009 07:40 PM

can we see pics of the streets where you live ?

JaneB 08-30-2009 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackamooka (Post 16255689)
Thailand is fucking gorgeous.

The dogs are pretty funny though. I just remember them being lazy as fuck from the heat and they all had long saggy nutsacks :1orglaugh



Yes hot, homeless and hungry dogs are always so funny. :321GFY

Joe King 08-30-2009 09:27 PM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/37/82...af0034.jpg?v=0

Loch 08-30-2009 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackamooka (Post 16255689)

The dogs are pretty funny though. and they all had long saggy nutsacks :1orglaugh

mmmkay :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 08-30-2009 09:37 PM

I guess I would do the same thing if it was wild and roaming the streets biting people

GAMEFINEST 08-30-2009 09:52 PM

You did the right thing ..

quiet 08-30-2009 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16255671)
Maybe I am ignorant, after all I've never actually been there but every thing DWM posts about Thailand just makes it sound like such a horrid shithole.

i am only guessing at this, but i think dwb is hanging out in the places he needs to hang out, for biz. there is so much amazing shit in Thailand, i can't even begin to give you a real sense of it. all of south east asia (for the most part), is just completely amazing. i mean, it's full-on mind blowing, different world than here. just one example, the rock climbing in Railay (west coast, near Phuket) is absolutely world class. super cool vibe there too. there is also this water cave you can swim into there during low tide, it's just crazy. i have a friend who has a sailboat in ko lipe, and we have gone out at night, and swam with the plankton, they all light up at night when you jump in the ocean, it's one of the top 3 coolest things i've ever done in my life.

just pick up a lonely planet Islands and Beaches, and head out. will change your life.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ObKpwmZkl24

koh tarutao marine national park is even more awesome. koh lipe is in that chain of islands, as is the actual island of koh tarutao:

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thailand...-national-park

which is where they filmed Survivor Thailand. The new, hippest, undeveloped, but coolest island currently in southern Thailand is Koh Bulon. They only have one bar, and it rocks.

i could talk about this shit all day lol.

hypedough 08-30-2009 11:31 PM

Where you're at, they're considered rodents. I've had plenty of pets and am a bit of an animal lover, but you did what needed to happen. That shit would happen in nature, just consider yourself Darwin of the Thai dogs.

Blackamooka 08-31-2009 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 16256119)
Yes hot, homeless and hungry dogs are always so funny. :321GFY

What the fuck are you talking about? I never said anything about homeless or hungry dogs. in fact, most of the dogs I saw were overweight and chillin like a villian on the fuckin beaches of Ko Chang, saggy nuts and all. I was there on my honeymoon, not whoring it up on the streets of Pattaya. Next time, try not to be such a presumptuous little cunt.

DWB 08-31-2009 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16254974)
why you would live around that is beyond me.
That goes for both humans and dogs.

Find yourself a peice of heaven there instead, heck there much be enough places like that from what i hear anyways.

Yea, it sucks here. Please stay as far away as you can, it's hell on earth.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/3...48aed25aaa.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/30/95...7bc0cf50a2.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/138/3...6dbb8fb3c6.jpg

The problem is, to get in and out of those slices of "heaven" you must drive down a road. Most times than not, locals live on those roads and those locals feed scraps to the dogs, bringing them out in large numbers. Sometimes those dogs bite people.

However, if you have ever left your home country, you would have known that many of the best places on earth have roads leading to them. :2 cents:

DWB 08-31-2009 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Platinumpimp (Post 16255660)
What city/ village are you residing at?

Bang Sare

It's waaaaay on the outskirts of Pattaya, closer to Sattihip. It's a sleepy beach village.

DWB 08-31-2009 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16255671)
Maybe I am ignorant, after all I've never actually been there but every thing DWM posts about Thailand just makes it sound like such a horrid shithole.

Just like everywhere on earth, it has it's good and bad places. Dogs are everywhere here, so it's not unusual to come across them even in the most upscale areas.

People who say it's only a shit hole, have not gone outside the tourist areas and know nothing about what they speak of. It would be the equivalent of visiting the USA, only seeing Hollywood, then basing your entire view of the USA on that alone.

Zester 08-31-2009 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16254349)

why did you do that to us ? :(


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