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pentae 08-31-2009 08:50 AM

Your my hero, but get pics. Even pics of the heads on the stakes out the front of your house would be great for all. That is, of course, unless your completely full of shit.

kristin 08-31-2009 08:56 AM

I'm not an animal lover by any means, but that's still a fucked up story.

fuzebox 08-31-2009 09:24 AM

When I posted a thread a couple years ago about being attacked and bitten by a crazy street dog, all of GFY's animal lovers came on criticizing me for "challenging the dog" by "looking it in the eyes" or "showing my teeth" or some bullshit like that.

The fact is, people who have never been outside of the USA don't know what a city/country infested with street dogs looks like. These aren't your pets, and they are a serious problem.

fuzebox 08-31-2009 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16255671)
Maybe I am ignorant, after all I've never actually been there but every thing DWM posts about Thailand just makes it sound like such a horrid shithole.

Posting "another relaxing day, I lay in my hammock all day, drank 12 beers, and am enjoying 80F temperatures in November" every day would get old. Those of us who live in third world countries are used to the average day to day lifestyle and only post when something pisses us off :)

NetHorse 08-31-2009 09:46 AM

Wow. Okay so I get that these dogs are wild, out of control and likely sick so maybe they need to be put down.

However, you're a fucking weirdo brutalizing them with machetes and chopping their heads off. Seek help dude.

2012 08-31-2009 09:51 AM

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JaneB 08-31-2009 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackamooka (Post 16256421)
What the fuck are you talking about? I never said anything about homeless or hungry dogs. in fact, most of the dogs I saw were overweight and chillin like a villian on the fuckin beaches of Ko Chang, saggy nuts and all. I was there on my honeymoon, not whoring it up on the streets of Pattaya. Next time, try not to be such a presumptuous little cunt.



Read what you posted dumbass. You sounded like a fucking tool and you still do. :thumbsup

DWB 08-31-2009 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16257268)
Thanks Quiet and DWB for opening my eyes. I shouldn't base my opinion on a country around some stories posted on this and other boards. I guess I am just used to my quiet life in Canada. It still seems strange how many whores there are there but I guess thats poverty for you.

What happens is, guys come here and only do tourist things and see the whores. Then, that's all they take home from the place. But, there is so much more here than that, you just have to go outside of the tourist zones to see it.

DWB 08-31-2009 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 16257725)
Wow. Okay so I get that these dogs are wild, out of control and likely sick so maybe they need to be put down.

However, you're a fucking weirdo brutalizing them with machetes and chopping their heads off. Seek help dude.

Can't I kill with a little flare? What fun is shooting them all the time? A gun is not even fair, but if they are too big, they have to be shot. I'd rather it just me, my machete, and them. That's a fair fight.

And do you think they would spare YOU if they got you in a pack? They would rip you from limb to limb, no remorse. Well, it goes both ways as far as I'm concerned.

themadwriter 08-31-2009 02:09 PM

wild story, like the fucking wild west where you live!

MattJustin 08-31-2009 03:53 PM

why did you feel the need to share this sick thread with us?

lots of us here on GFY love dogs and this is sad.. glad i don't live in that shithole

NetHorse 09-01-2009 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16258760)
Can't I kill with a little flare? What fun is shooting them all the time? A gun is not even fair, but if they are too big, they have to be shot. I'd rather it just me, my machete, and them. That's a fair fight.

And do you think they would spare YOU if they got you in a pack? They would rip you from limb to limb, no remorse. Well, it goes both ways as far as I'm concerned.

They're animals, would they rip you from limb to limb? Maybe. Does that mean you're not fucked in the head for brutalizing them the way you did? No. Like I said, seek help. :disgust

Best of luck.

Titan 09-01-2009 04:55 PM

I bet nobody messes with you

Vexes 09-01-2009 05:11 PM

DWB = Dog Whisperer.

Dead 09-01-2009 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16258760)
Can't I kill with a little flare? What fun is shooting them all the time? A gun is not even fair, but if they are too big, they have to be shot. I'd rather it just me, my machete, and them. That's a fair fight.

And do you think they would spare YOU if they got you in a pack? They would rip you from limb to limb, no remorse. Well, it goes both ways as far as I'm concerned.

Dog Eat Dog........

JP513 09-01-2009 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 16254365)
pics or it never happened.

truth police strikes again.

LONG wiki here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat

JP513 09-02-2009 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RadicalSights (Post 16256859)
Hate to tell ya this but no "normal" person would be doing the stuff you do. It's highly abnormal behavior to go around killing animals and cutting their heads off and placing them around for whatever reasons.

Just saying...

I love how some people judge right vs. wrong based on their perception of what is "normal" or "abnormal.":1orglaugh But hey, there's a lot of sheep in this world.

JP513 09-02-2009 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16258730)
What happens is, guys come here and only do tourist things and see the whores. Then, that's all they take home from the place. But, there is so much more here than that, you just have to go outside of the tourist zones to see it.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup And only a few are willing to venutre out. Well said DWB.

DWB 09-02-2009 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MattJustin (Post 16259445)
glad i don't live in that shithole

That makes two of us. :thumbsup

DWB 09-02-2009 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16264340)
I bet nobody messes with you

You would think, but...

I used to have a house with a small pond in the front. We kept it loaded with fish, lots of them. There are walls and a security gate entrance to the property, not the easiest place to enter. Over a period of a few months, the locals would come onto my property at night and steal my fish. I guess my pond was easier to catch fish than the ocean so they ended up taking every single fish out of my pond. :1orglaugh

It took a while to figure out what was going on, so we had CCTV installed and caught them red handed on video. Though, it wasn't worth the hassle of fighting with them, and I figured if they were that hungry, they could have my fish. In return, I take their dogs.

DWB 09-02-2009 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by pentae (Post 16257524)
Your my hero, but get pics. Even pics of the heads on the stakes out the front of your house would be great for all. That is, of course, unless your completely full of shit.

It's one thing to kill them so they don't bite you or harm the kids, but to take photos of their demise and post it on the internet... THAT is a little crazy.

However, as many GFYers know, me casa es tu casa. Anytime you're in Thailand, hit me up and you can kill some with me. Hell, I may even let you fuck my woman if she takes a fancy to you. Just be prepared for her to fuck you back.

Major (Tom) 09-02-2009 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16254316)
Their assholes hanging out, red, swollen, tits dragging on the ground, dogs dragging their itchy asses on the pavement... real fucked up dogs. .

This passage had me on my ass laughing!
Why are their assholes hanging out? worms perhaps? Has to be I would assume.
LMK
duke

DWB 09-02-2009 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 16265460)
This passage had me on my ass laughing!
Why are their assholes hanging out? worms perhaps? Has to be I would assume.
LMK
duke

I guess. Some of them are a mess.

In fact, some are so bad, they will use their two front legs to DRAG their ass across the ground, not using their hind legs. Poor fuckers.

Some of them only have three legs. Some two legs. Some are blind, some have no teeth. It's really sad.

blazin 09-02-2009 03:06 AM

Best story yet on GFY.... :)

The Duck 09-02-2009 11:09 AM

Epic story man, epic.

lazerbunny 09-02-2009 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PornAddict

Next time, chop of the head of the biggest dog and wear his head as a mask and run around and scare the locals. Do this at night. Who knows... you may become the equivalent of Batman. Every town needs a vigilante.

- PornAddict
:GFYBand

dynastoned 09-02-2009 11:36 AM

rofl @ the all the people pissing and moaning about the dogs. lol but after reading this thread i think i wanna goto thailand. sounds like it would be a lot of fun.

JaneB 09-02-2009 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16265534)
I guess. Some of them are a mess.

In fact, some are so bad, they will use their two front legs to DRAG their ass across the ground, not using their hind legs. Poor fuckers.

Some of them only have three legs. Some two legs. Some are blind, some have no teeth. It's really sad.



Do they have animal shelters and animal rescue groups there?

DWB 09-02-2009 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 16268100)
Do they have animal shelters and animal rescue groups there?

We called the cops a few times as well as a few animal shelters. There are just too many wild animals in the area for them to help them all. :Oh crap

crockett 09-02-2009 03:12 PM

I think he should have his forum nick changed to DirtyDogKiller..

xxweekxx 09-02-2009 03:15 PM

all you idiots should go down to a 3rd world country.. those dogs ARENT pets..

i am in panama.. come here and try to pet one of those street dogs.. they'll bite you and youll die of AIDS,herpes,and rabbies in 24hrs

Sukiho 09-02-2009 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 16256662)
lolllll all good points.... why not include some about the girls?

a) you can get blown at a bar while drinking beers with your pals by a hot girl for $15
b) you can take 3 girls for 24 hours and it cost you under $100
c) there's more hookers per square inch in pattaya than anywhere else in the world
d) hookers in SE Asia are more like normal schoolgirls who want cash (ass opposed to the fucked up drug addicts you ppl in the USA think of 'hookers' as. these girls actually are working to send most of their money back to their families in the rice paddies.

That's just a few offhand.... Thailand is my paradise on earth and I hope none of you comes here, ever. :thumbsup

if you believe d) then your in for problems, thats what they want you to believe but spend some time with any and they turn out to be fucked up drug addicts

$5 submissions 09-02-2009 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyandin (Post 16255464)
Those same people happened to be the kindest, most wonderful people I have ever had the privelage of spending time with. Furthermore, they were humble and not totally enslaved by ambition for fortune like so many of us are, which made their lives much less stressful, and allowed them to focus on family and matters of the self much more.

Same applies to many parts of the Philippines. I love the Philippines.

tommypimp 09-03-2009 12:02 AM

Welcome to Thailand.
Where do you live? BKK or PTT?

DWB 09-03-2009 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by tommypimp (Post 16270152)
Welcome to Thailand.
Where do you live? BKK or PTT?

I live in a sleepy fishing village on the outskirts of Pattaya. It's about a 12 minute car drive down Shukimvit Road. Imagine Pattaya 20+ years ago, no traffic, no commercial development, no pollution, a super clean beach and no ladyboys or drug addict whores. It's heaven on earth. Unfortunately, there wild dogs everywhere.

MrMaxwell 09-05-2009 05:13 PM

I don't understand why you couldn't just leave out big piles of dark chocolate mixed with hamburger.. . . for a few weeks.. .. therobromine or some shit
You'd get them all, eventually. .

iTouch! 09-05-2009 05:31 PM

can i buy a dog?

DWB 09-05-2009 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16282707)
I don't understand why you couldn't just leave out big piles of dark chocolate mixed with hamburger.. . . for a few weeks.. .. therobromine or some shit
You'd get them all, eventually. .

I don't want to kill them all. Only the violent ones need to die. There are plenty of good dogs in the neighborhood.

dyna mo 11-05-2018 11:29 AM

cool story bro, especially the part where you chopped the dog's head off and stuck it on the fence!


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