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DWB 08-31-2009 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16256381)
i am only guessing at this, but i think dwb is hanging out in the places he needs to hang out, for biz. there is so much amazing shit in Thailand, i can't even begin to give you a real sense of it. all of south east asia (for the most part), is just completely amazing. i mean, it's full-on mind blowing, different world than here. just one example, the rock climbing in Railay (west coast, near Phuket) is absolutely world class. super cool vibe there too. there is also this water cave you can swim into there during low tide, it's just crazy. i have a friend who has a sailboat in ko lipe, and we have gone out at night, and swam with the plankton, they all light up at night when you jump in the ocean, it's one of the top 3 coolest things i've ever done in my life.

just pick up a lonely planet Islands and Beaches, and head out. will change your life.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ObKpwmZkl24

koh tarutao marine national park is even more awesome. koh lipe is in that chain of islands, as is the actual island of koh tarutao:

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thailand...-national-park

which is where they filmed Survivor Thailand. The new, hippest, undeveloped, but coolest island currently in southern Thailand is Koh Bulon. They only have one bar, and it rocks.

i could talk about this shit all day lol.


:thumbsup

I actually learned how to climb at Railay about 11 years ago. It was STUNNING back then, nothing was there but a few bungalows, 1 or 2 bars and that was it. It was incredible.

nico-t 08-31-2009 01:57 AM

funny ass story

DWB 08-31-2009 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Billionaire (Post 16255893)
Before I kill one,
warm them that,
I will kill it.
didn't listen to me,
so I killed a couple
heads on the fence
could see them when they
woke up at sunrise.
not had to kill
until last night.

Ah the genuine words of a total fucking madman.

Here's to you and you and you and you and you.

If you just NOW figured that out, I don't know what to tell ya.

DWB 08-31-2009 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 16255399)
That'll teach em. Showem some good ole american ASS KICKIN ! I can't wait to visit so I can abuse the natives too. I love to hangout in places where everyone is smaller then me

I'm not shooting the locals, I'm shooting the dogs.

Though, if either of you tried to bite me, I'd shoot you both the same. I just wouldn't hang your heads on the fence. :winkwink: :1orglaugh

But since you brought it up, AMERICA... FUCK YA! :thumbsup

DWB 08-31-2009 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16254943)
Can you please tell me the benefits (besides whores and ladyboys) that regular people would enjoy?

Without giving it too much thought:

* Superior health care at a fraction of the cost
* Stunning beaches
* Breathtaking mountains
* Cheap living
* Incredible investment opportunities
* Great food
* World class shopping
* Bangkok is the hub for all of Asia. You can fly to any Asian country in no time at all, and cheap!
* I have a maid and a cook, hardly costs anything at all
* Insane amount of activities: Rock climbing, rafting, trekking, diving (some of the best in the world)
* You can get away with killing dogs, or any other animal, if need be
* It's easy to pay off the police to look the other way for just about anything
* Unlike places like the Philippines, all the girls are on the pill
* Kman is here

That's without even thinking about it or including the women.

To be fair, I will list the bad:

* The internet speeds suck
* There are too many wild dogs
* You do see poverty
* You can't drink the tap water
* The ladyboys are hotter than the girls
* It's corrupt
* You have to deal with visa bullshit

DWB 08-31-2009 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ro8in (Post 16254862)
Business must not be going so well.. that you had to move to the slums..

It's bad. Very bad. Will sell my body soon. :Oh crap

RadicalSights 08-31-2009 02:44 AM

I am surprised someone hasn't killed you yet there.

What happens when you cut the head off of the wrong persons dog?

kmanrox 08-31-2009 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16256614)
Without giving it too much thought:

* Superior health care at a fraction of the cost
* Stunning beaches
* Breathtaking mountains
* Cheap living
* Incredible investment opportunities
* Great food
* World class shopping
* Bangkok is the hub for all of Asia. You can fly to any Asian country in no time at all, and cheap!
* I have a maid and a cook, hardly costs anything at all
* Insane amount of activities: Rock climbing, rafting, trekking, diving (some of the best in the world)
* You can get away with killing dogs, or any other animal, if need be
* It's easy to pay off the police to look the other way for just about anything
* Unlike places like the Philippines, all the girls are on the pill
* Kman is here

That's without even thinking about it or including the women.

To be fair, I will list the bad:

* The internet speeds suck
* There are too many wild dogs
* You do see poverty
* You can't drink the tap water
* The ladyboys are hotter than the girls
* It's corrupt
* You have to deal with visa bullshit


lolllll all good points.... why not include some about the girls?

a) you can get blown at a bar while drinking beers with your pals by a hot girl for $15
b) you can take 3 girls for 24 hours and it cost you under $100
c) there's more hookers per square inch in pattaya than anywhere else in the world
d) hookers in SE Asia are more like normal schoolgirls who want cash (ass opposed to the fucked up drug addicts you ppl in the USA think of 'hookers' as. these girls actually are working to send most of their money back to their families in the rice paddies.

That's just a few offhand.... Thailand is my paradise on earth and I hope none of you comes here, ever. :thumbsup

kmanrox 08-31-2009 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16256381)
i am only guessing at this, but i think dwb is hanging out in the places he needs to hang out, for biz. there is so much amazing shit in Thailand, i can't even begin to give you a real sense of it. all of south east asia (for the most part), is just completely amazing. i mean, it's full-on mind blowing, different world than here. just one example, the rock climbing in Railay (west coast, near Phuket) is absolutely world class. super cool vibe there too. there is also this water cave you can swim into there during low tide, it's just crazy. i have a friend who has a sailboat in ko lipe, and we have gone out at night, and swam with the plankton, they all light up at night when you jump in the ocean, it's one of the top 3 coolest things i've ever done in my life.

just pick up a lonely planet Islands and Beaches, and head out. will change your life.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ObKpwmZkl24

koh tarutao marine national park is even more awesome. koh lipe is in that chain of islands, as is the actual island of koh tarutao:

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thailand...-national-park

which is where they filmed Survivor Thailand. The new, hippest, undeveloped, but coolest island currently in southern Thailand is Koh Bulon. They only have one bar, and it rocks.

i could talk about this shit all day lol.


shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! noooo!! the Americans are RIGHT!!! this place is nothing but underage girls and chesters!!!! nothing to see here... all you white ppl stay HOME. /PSA

Blackamooka 08-31-2009 02:59 AM

When I was in Korea, some of the soldiers would pick up strays and keep them sometimes. Our LT had adopted a little mutt/beagle mix and let it run around the company area. Our 1st Sergeant kept warning him that if he didn't keep it in his room or on a leash he was going to get "rid of it". Low and behold, one day we all get called to a formation and the first Sergeant was standing over a little bridge with that dog in hand. He wrapped some 550 cord around it's neck, tied it to the bridge and tossed it over the side and let it hang. All we could do was sit there and listen to it die. I've seen some fucked up shit in my day, but Jesus, that was fucking brutal.

Ross 08-31-2009 03:32 AM

Huge animal lover here but I wouldn't condone your actions. You killed a dangerous dog, good. Your method might have been a bit nutty, hacking at it with a machete and then its not dead but other than that its a huge danger to you and others so fuck it.

If I had a dog attack me my family or my own dog I wouldn't think twice about fucking it right up.

DWB 08-31-2009 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RadicalSights (Post 16256650)
I am surprised someone hasn't killed you yet there.

What happens when you cut the head off of the wrong persons dog?

:1orglaugh

For killing a street dog? Not gonna happen. They beat the shit out of them with sticks and pipes for NO reason at all. I don't know why they even bother giving them scraps to eat, but then again, you're talking about people who will stand in a puddle of water, barefoot, to work on live electric lines. There is no logic when it comes to them, but they are not going to hurt another human for killing a street dog.

I suppose you would just let it keep biting little kids in the face? Which is worse then, the person who is too big a pussy to stop that, or the guy who puts an end to it and saves some kids?

RadicalSights 08-31-2009 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16256740)
Which is worse then, the person who is too big a pussy to stop that, or the guy who puts an end to it and saves some kids?

Hate to tell ya this but no "normal" person would be doing the stuff you do. It's highly abnormal behavior to go around killing animals and cutting their heads off and placing them around for whatever reasons.

Just saying...

brassmonkey 08-31-2009 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16254943)
Can you please tell me the benefits (besides whores and ladyboys) that regular people would enjoy?

:1orglaugh

HerPimp 08-31-2009 04:39 AM

No need to defend those actions. Deep primitive behavior kicks in when a man holds a machete in his hand.

Dirty Lord 08-31-2009 04:55 AM

cruel :o

CaptainHowdy 08-31-2009 06:48 AM

I gotta move there... need a male maid?

tranza 08-31-2009 06:59 AM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...t-for-sale.jpg

The Ghost 08-31-2009 07:15 AM

from the title of the thread I thought Sweet Mook was making a comeback .....

BlackCrayon 08-31-2009 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16256381)
i am only guessing at this, but i think dwb is hanging out in the places he needs to hang out, for biz. there is so much amazing shit in Thailand, i can't even begin to give you a real sense of it. all of south east asia (for the most part), is just completely amazing. i mean, it's full-on mind blowing, different world than here. just one example, the rock climbing in Railay (west coast, near Phuket) is absolutely world class. super cool vibe there too. there is also this water cave you can swim into there during low tide, it's just crazy. i have a friend who has a sailboat in ko lipe, and we have gone out at night, and swam with the plankton, they all light up at night when you jump in the ocean, it's one of the top 3 coolest things i've ever done in my life.

just pick up a lonely planet Islands and Beaches, and head out. will change your life.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ObKpwmZkl24

koh tarutao marine national park is even more awesome. koh lipe is in that chain of islands, as is the actual island of koh tarutao:

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/thailand...-national-park

which is where they filmed Survivor Thailand. The new, hippest, undeveloped, but coolest island currently in southern Thailand is Koh Bulon. They only have one bar, and it rocks.

i could talk about this shit all day lol.

Thanks Quiet and DWB for opening my eyes. I shouldn't base my opinion on a country around some stories posted on this and other boards. I guess I am just used to my quiet life in Canada. It still seems strange how many whores there are there but I guess thats poverty for you.

pentae 08-31-2009 08:50 AM

Your my hero, but get pics. Even pics of the heads on the stakes out the front of your house would be great for all. That is, of course, unless your completely full of shit.

kristin 08-31-2009 08:56 AM

I'm not an animal lover by any means, but that's still a fucked up story.

fuzebox 08-31-2009 09:24 AM

When I posted a thread a couple years ago about being attacked and bitten by a crazy street dog, all of GFY's animal lovers came on criticizing me for "challenging the dog" by "looking it in the eyes" or "showing my teeth" or some bullshit like that.

The fact is, people who have never been outside of the USA don't know what a city/country infested with street dogs looks like. These aren't your pets, and they are a serious problem.

fuzebox 08-31-2009 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16255671)
Maybe I am ignorant, after all I've never actually been there but every thing DWM posts about Thailand just makes it sound like such a horrid shithole.

Posting "another relaxing day, I lay in my hammock all day, drank 12 beers, and am enjoying 80F temperatures in November" every day would get old. Those of us who live in third world countries are used to the average day to day lifestyle and only post when something pisses us off :)

NetHorse 08-31-2009 09:46 AM

Wow. Okay so I get that these dogs are wild, out of control and likely sick so maybe they need to be put down.

However, you're a fucking weirdo brutalizing them with machetes and chopping their heads off. Seek help dude.

2012 08-31-2009 09:51 AM

http://www.charmr.com/images/jdun639l.jpg

JaneB 08-31-2009 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackamooka (Post 16256421)
What the fuck are you talking about? I never said anything about homeless or hungry dogs. in fact, most of the dogs I saw were overweight and chillin like a villian on the fuckin beaches of Ko Chang, saggy nuts and all. I was there on my honeymoon, not whoring it up on the streets of Pattaya. Next time, try not to be such a presumptuous little cunt.



Read what you posted dumbass. You sounded like a fucking tool and you still do. :thumbsup

DWB 08-31-2009 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16257268)
Thanks Quiet and DWB for opening my eyes. I shouldn't base my opinion on a country around some stories posted on this and other boards. I guess I am just used to my quiet life in Canada. It still seems strange how many whores there are there but I guess thats poverty for you.

What happens is, guys come here and only do tourist things and see the whores. Then, that's all they take home from the place. But, there is so much more here than that, you just have to go outside of the tourist zones to see it.

DWB 08-31-2009 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 16257725)
Wow. Okay so I get that these dogs are wild, out of control and likely sick so maybe they need to be put down.

However, you're a fucking weirdo brutalizing them with machetes and chopping their heads off. Seek help dude.

Can't I kill with a little flare? What fun is shooting them all the time? A gun is not even fair, but if they are too big, they have to be shot. I'd rather it just me, my machete, and them. That's a fair fight.

And do you think they would spare YOU if they got you in a pack? They would rip you from limb to limb, no remorse. Well, it goes both ways as far as I'm concerned.

themadwriter 08-31-2009 02:09 PM

wild story, like the fucking wild west where you live!

MattJustin 08-31-2009 03:53 PM

why did you feel the need to share this sick thread with us?

lots of us here on GFY love dogs and this is sad.. glad i don't live in that shithole

NetHorse 09-01-2009 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16258760)
Can't I kill with a little flare? What fun is shooting them all the time? A gun is not even fair, but if they are too big, they have to be shot. I'd rather it just me, my machete, and them. That's a fair fight.

And do you think they would spare YOU if they got you in a pack? They would rip you from limb to limb, no remorse. Well, it goes both ways as far as I'm concerned.

They're animals, would they rip you from limb to limb? Maybe. Does that mean you're not fucked in the head for brutalizing them the way you did? No. Like I said, seek help. :disgust

Best of luck.

Titan 09-01-2009 04:55 PM

I bet nobody messes with you

Vexes 09-01-2009 05:11 PM

DWB = Dog Whisperer.

Dead 09-01-2009 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16258760)
Can't I kill with a little flare? What fun is shooting them all the time? A gun is not even fair, but if they are too big, they have to be shot. I'd rather it just me, my machete, and them. That's a fair fight.

And do you think they would spare YOU if they got you in a pack? They would rip you from limb to limb, no remorse. Well, it goes both ways as far as I'm concerned.

Dog Eat Dog........

JP513 09-01-2009 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 16254365)
pics or it never happened.

truth police strikes again.

LONG wiki here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat

JP513 09-02-2009 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RadicalSights (Post 16256859)
Hate to tell ya this but no "normal" person would be doing the stuff you do. It's highly abnormal behavior to go around killing animals and cutting their heads off and placing them around for whatever reasons.

Just saying...

I love how some people judge right vs. wrong based on their perception of what is "normal" or "abnormal.":1orglaugh But hey, there's a lot of sheep in this world.

JP513 09-02-2009 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16258730)
What happens is, guys come here and only do tourist things and see the whores. Then, that's all they take home from the place. But, there is so much more here than that, you just have to go outside of the tourist zones to see it.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup And only a few are willing to venutre out. Well said DWB.

DWB 09-02-2009 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MattJustin (Post 16259445)
glad i don't live in that shithole

That makes two of us. :thumbsup

DWB 09-02-2009 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16264340)
I bet nobody messes with you

You would think, but...

I used to have a house with a small pond in the front. We kept it loaded with fish, lots of them. There are walls and a security gate entrance to the property, not the easiest place to enter. Over a period of a few months, the locals would come onto my property at night and steal my fish. I guess my pond was easier to catch fish than the ocean so they ended up taking every single fish out of my pond. :1orglaugh

It took a while to figure out what was going on, so we had CCTV installed and caught them red handed on video. Though, it wasn't worth the hassle of fighting with them, and I figured if they were that hungry, they could have my fish. In return, I take their dogs.


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