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DWB	09-02-2009 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by pentae (Post 16257524)

Your my hero, but get pics. Even pics of the heads on the stakes out the front of your house would be great for all. That is, of course, unless your completely full of shit.

It's one thing to kill them so they don't bite you or harm the kids, but to take photos of their demise and post it on the internet... THAT is a little crazy.

However, as many GFYers know, me casa es tu casa. Anytime you're in Thailand, hit me up and you can kill some with me. Hell, I may even let you fuck my woman if she takes a fancy to you. Just be prepared for her to fuck you back.

Major (Tom)

09-02-2009 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16254316)

Their assholes hanging out, red, swollen, tits dragging on the ground, dogs dragging their itchy asses on the pavement... real fucked up dogs. .

This passage had me on my ass laughing!
Why are their assholes hanging out? worms perhaps? Has to be I would assume.
LMK
duke

DWB	09-02-2009 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 16265460)

This passage had me on my ass laughing!
Why are their assholes hanging out? worms perhaps? Has to be I would assume.
LMK
duke

I guess. Some of them are a mess.

In fact, some are so bad, they will use their two front legs to DRAG their ass across the ground, not using their hind legs. Poor fuckers.

Some of them only have three legs. Some two legs. Some are blind, some have no teeth. It's really sad.

blazin

09-02-2009 03:06 AM

Best story yet on GFY.... :)

The Duck

09-02-2009 11:09 AM

Epic story man, epic.

lazerbunny

09-02-2009 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PornAddict

Next time, chop of the head of the biggest dog and wear his head as a mask and run around and scare the locals. Do this at night. Who knows... you may become the equivalent of Batman. Every town needs a vigilante.

- PornAddict

:GFYBand

dynastoned

09-02-2009 11:36 AM

rofl @ the all the people pissing and moaning about the dogs. lol but after reading this thread i think i wanna goto thailand. sounds like it would be a lot of fun.

JaneB

09-02-2009 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16265534)

Do they have animal shelters and animal rescue groups there?

DWB	09-02-2009 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 16268100)

Do they have animal shelters and animal rescue groups there?

We called the cops a few times as well as a few animal shelters. There are just too many wild animals in the area for them to help them all. :Oh crap

crockett

09-02-2009 03:12 PM

I think he should have his forum nick changed to DirtyDogKiller..

xxweekxx

09-02-2009 03:15 PM

all you idiots should go down to a 3rd world country.. those dogs ARENT pets..

i am in panama.. come here and try to pet one of those street dogs.. they'll bite you and youll die of AIDS,herpes,and rabbies in 24hrs

Sukiho

09-02-2009 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 16256662)

lolllll all good points.... why not include some about the girls?

a) you can get blown at a bar while drinking beers with your pals by a hot girl for $15
b) you can take 3 girls for 24 hours and it cost you under $100
c) there's more hookers per square inch in pattaya than anywhere else in the world
d) hookers in SE Asia are more like normal schoolgirls who want cash (ass opposed to the fucked up drug addicts you ppl in the USA think of 'hookers' as. these girls actually are working to send most of their money back to their families in the rice paddies.

That's just a few offhand.... Thailand is my paradise on earth and I hope none of you comes here, ever. :thumbsup

if you believe d) then your in for problems, thats what they want you to believe but spend some time with any and they turn out to be fucked up drug addicts

$5 submissions

09-02-2009 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyandin (Post 16255464)

Those same people happened to be the kindest, most wonderful people I have ever had the privelage of spending time with. Furthermore, they were humble and not totally enslaved by ambition for fortune like so many of us are, which made their lives much less stressful, and allowed them to focus on family and matters of the self much more.

Same applies to many parts of the Philippines. I love the Philippines.

tommypimp

09-03-2009 12:02 AM

Welcome to Thailand.
Where do you live? BKK or PTT?

DWB	09-03-2009 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by tommypimp (Post 16270152)

Welcome to Thailand.
Where do you live? BKK or PTT?

I live in a sleepy fishing village on the outskirts of Pattaya. It's about a 12 minute car drive down Shukimvit Road. Imagine Pattaya 20+ years ago, no traffic, no commercial development, no pollution, a super clean beach and no ladyboys or drug addict whores. It's heaven on earth. Unfortunately, there wild dogs everywhere.

MrMaxwell

09-05-2009 05:13 PM

I don't understand why you couldn't just leave out big piles of dark chocolate mixed with hamburger.. . . for a few weeks.. .. therobromine or some shit
You'd get them all, eventually. .

iTouch!

09-05-2009 05:31 PM

can i buy a dog?

DWB	09-05-2009 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16282707)

I don't understand why you couldn't just leave out big piles of dark chocolate mixed with hamburger.. . . for a few weeks.. .. therobromine or some shit
You'd get them all, eventually. .

I don't want to kill them all. Only the violent ones need to die. There are plenty of good dogs in the neighborhood.

dyna mo

11-05-2018 11:29 AM

cool story bro, especially the part where you chopped the dog's head off and stuck it on the fence!

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