Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16379769)

you should see me at the clubs dancing to this shit, it's like hot tequilla on a cold winter night.

to listen to reggaeton properly in your car you first need limo tints all around i mean JET BLACK so no mofos can see you inside, and only roll with your sunroof down, it is when you roll up to the lights you pull up in the center lane and proceed to roll both front windows down at the sametime.



next step is to not move your seat up for all the hot latina mamas that will hop in your backseat. a real pimp drives from the backseat no matter how cramped his hoes legs are.

OW OW OW :pimp

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 16379794)

It's like being a CEO at a Fortune 500 Company and picking up a Tranny Hooker you thought was a real chick and then going in to work Monday morning and calling a meeting to tell everybody about your latest discovery! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16379801)

pour yourself some patron, light up a cigar, and put that song on FULL FUCKIN TILT!

now sign to yourself "MAMA SITA"

now dont you feel good?

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 16379424)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Britney Spears and Pink Floyd in the same post, AND being compared?!! What a hoot! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh You have a great sense of humor!

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16379605)

looks like the drain from the toilet leads to your sites?

BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 16379809)

Patron Silver (enough of it) and some Latina whore sucking my cock will make me give thumbs up to anything! But when I wake up with my hangover the next morning I'm not going to be saying "Oh my God she had a cock!" I'm going to be loading my revolver and blowing out my brains cause I might have said Britney Spears and Pink Floyd should be on the same menu :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thank God she didn't give me any lines to snort!