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smax 10-12-2009 09:20 AM

gotta love the assholes who think they are never wrong

DamianJ 10-12-2009 09:21 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wcGNfG6oawI

DamianJ 10-12-2009 09:23 AM

Rugby fights

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ye_Lx5ZzK-Q

DamianJ 10-12-2009 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by smax (Post 16421187)
gotta love the assholes who think they are never wrong

Gotta love assholes who think that scooby doo fucking daphne is amusing.

dyna mo 10-12-2009 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16421174)
no, sweety, I didn't say that, did I? But you go ahead and tear down straw men all day if it gets you off.


Oh bless. It's called RUGBY because it was invented in RUGBY. In England. Thanks for trying though.

I wonder why we didn't shorten it to football too?

Oh!

Maybe BECAUSE THERE ALREADY WAS A GAME CALLED FOOTBALL.

Sigh.


no need to sigh, mate, it's all in jest. that's why i posted the particular rugby pic i did (you know, the gay one)

tear down straw men? not sure where i misrepresented your position, just having a bit of fun with ya, just like you are doing with the thread and title eh.

candyflip 10-12-2009 09:34 AM

Almost 20 million Americans play soccer in leagues annually. We really don't need to be educated.

DamianJ 10-12-2009 09:35 AM

New Lolly Badcock FHG will be ready soon.

Babaganoosh 10-12-2009 09:36 AM

Oh lookie. A Mac user saying something stupid. I've never seen THAT before. :1orglaugh

Look at the size of American football players. Do you know how to calculate kinetic energy? Their size and speed is unmatched in any sport on the planet. The energy in which they collide easily breaks bones, hence all the padding. Rugby players are generally smaller. Less mass means less kinetic energy which means less potential for injury. The hits are infinitely less brutal and come from much smaller players which negates the need for padding.

DamianJ 10-12-2009 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16421214)
no need to sigh, mate, it's all in jest. that's why i posted the particular rugby pic i did (you know, the gay one)

Oh god I know. I am just playing with you as it appears to be getting proper loonys to post nonsense. And it's amusing me.

:)

I want someone with the american flag tattooed on their face to post a video rant calling me a fag soon.

DamianJ 10-12-2009 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16421226)
Oh lookie. A Mac user saying something stupid. I've never seen THAT before. :1orglaugh

Oh Jesus. Really? I use a Mac so therefore I am stupid?

Sigh.

You are really not even worth debating this with if that is your opening gambit.

DamianJ 10-12-2009 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16421223)
Almost 20 million Americans play soccer in leagues annually. We really don't need to be educated.

http://tinyurl.com/yljvjb2

HTH.

xx

beefbarron 10-12-2009 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16421194)

Do they call those fights in the UK? Here they call it jumping someone. I wouldnt classify 4 guys holding 1 guy while another punches him a "fight".

Mickey_ 10-12-2009 09:56 AM

Good people of GFY,

Football...
Soccer...
USA...
UK....
Does it matter?

Just kick the darn ball. :thumbsup

http://mickey.livesexengine.com/boards/tk-team.jpg

DamianJ 10-12-2009 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by beefbarron (Post 16421303)
Do they call those fights in the UK? Here they call it jumping someone. I wouldnt classify 4 guys holding 1 guy while another punches him a "fight".

Yes, of course, every single one of the rapidfire clips in that montage were 4 guys holding one guy. Point well made.

I've emailed the guy that made the video and told him to change the title.

beefbarron 10-12-2009 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16421310)
Yes, of course, every single one of the rapidfire clips in that montage were 4 guys holding one guy. Point well made.

I've emailed the guy that made the video and told him to change the title.

Im glad we can finally agree on something. Good talk. Thanks for comming out.

Davy 10-12-2009 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16420894)

Very nice photography.

DamianJ 10-12-2009 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by beefbarron (Post 16421337)
Im glad we can finally agree on something. Good talk. Thanks for comming out.

That's ok.

Do you know baron only has one r?

Just trying to help. Share the love, all that jazz.

Or was Beefbaron taken as a username here already?

That would be odd.

MaDalton 10-12-2009 10:39 AM

nice, looks like an old school pissing match in here :glugglug


btw - i usually call it "american egg tossing" and since i actually tried both personally, i have to say that Handball is much more brutal than "american football". and you'll never get me to play Rugby, there's a reason that nearly no player has his own teeth anymore

Deej 10-12-2009 10:40 AM

buncha fuckin cry babies...

DamianJ 10-12-2009 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16421446)
nice, looks like an old school pissing match in here :glugglug


btw - i usually call it "american egg tossing" and since i actually tried both personally, i have to say that Handball is much more brutal than "american football". and you'll never get me to play Rugby, there's a reason that nearly no player has his own teeth anymore

I'm bringing it back oldskool.

I only wanted to spam a new Lolly Badcock gallery that's ready soon. I noticed if I do anything vaguely mocking Americans the thread stays on the front page because of idiots missing the fact I am joking.

Still, it's getting lots of bumps.

How are you?

I'm off to the cinema soon.

dyna mo 10-12-2009 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16421446)
i actually tried both personally, i have to say that Handball is much more brutal than "american football".

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:upsidedow

american pervert 10-12-2009 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16421230)
Oh god I know. I am just playing with you as it appears to be getting proper loonys to post nonsense. And it's amusing me.

:)

I want someone with the american flag tattooed on their face to post a video rant calling me a fag soon.

no flag tattoo

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Zh3L--gliS...0/SDC10602.JPG

ProG 10-12-2009 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16421148)
No, just because they aren't as hard as rugby players.



Oh god. You can't be this publicly wrong, can you?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H8v-q...layer_embedded
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y_bRQHE_JcQ
http://www.break.com/index/rugbyhits.html
http://www.stupidcollege.com/items/Extreme-Rubgy-Hits#

Sigh. It's not even hard.

Look at those 140 lb girls tap each other, that's cute :1orglaugh

DamianJ 10-12-2009 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16421486)

You get points for trying, but ultimately I am disappointed with you.

Babaganoosh 10-12-2009 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16421240)
Oh Jesus. Really? I use a Mac so therefore I am stupid?

Sigh.

You are really not even worth debating this with if that is your opening gambit.

It's just a recurring event. Any time someone has something mac-related as an avatar they are an idiot. Thanks for fitting the stereotype. :thumbsup

FreeHugeMovies 10-12-2009 11:04 AM

I played college football and currently play rugby in the US at the highest level of competition. :::golf clap:::

Anyway, professional football has harder impacts as people use their head as a weapon. When you go to tackle someone in football you don’t hold anything back. In rugby you tackle more with your shoulder on the ball carrier’s hip.

Both sports have adopted rules recently to project players. You can’t tackle above the shoulders in rugby and in football you can’t lead with the head above the shoulders.
A lot of the videos on youtube are showing either old school NFL and illegal rugby tackles.

DamianJ 10-12-2009 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16421530)
It's just a recurring event. Any time someone has something mac-related as an avatar they are an idiot. Thanks for fitting the stereotype. :thumbsup

Interesting. Anytime anyone resorts to name calling because they are intellectually unable to come back with a more interesting response, I feel I have won.

Or a threat of violence.

That's always amusing.

DamianJ 10-12-2009 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16421565)
Nigga please :2 cents:

PS Damian, next gallery try posting about the US president, crazy v12 SUVs or Guns. Success guarenteed :1orglaugh

Good plan, my nig!

DamianJ 10-12-2009 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16421588)
Everytime you use it you place yourself in a category of wannabees that no one likes.

Are you saying no one likes black people?

That is really racist, nigga.

Babaganoosh 10-12-2009 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16421584)
Interesting. Anytime anyone resorts to name calling because they are intellectually unable to come back with a more interesting response, I feel I have won.

Or a threat of violence.

That's always amusing.

I love how you focus on the name calling without addressing anything I said in my original post. That tells me that you are intellectually unable to defend your position with logic and have to retreat because someone said something that hurt your feelings.

Poor baby. Go get some Starbucks or maybe some chamomile tea and a hug from Mom. That always makes manly men like you feel better.

Sebastian Sands 10-12-2009 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16421523)

and Roald .. it is actually you that needs the educating, matter a fact why don't you jump up onto DamianJ's shoulders so you can hear me properly. You and your people wear our fashions, listen to our music, imitate our slang, and even involve yourself in our porn industry, now that's all fine becuase people have been mimicking us forever, but when you bite the hand that feeds you, you are wandering into dangerous territory. Extra piece of advice: Stop using the word Nigga/Nig. You are not American and you will never understand it no matter how much you practice in the mirror. It is a very serious word that Americans continue to die for, (white and black).

WOW.. Do you really want people to start breaking things down? You might be in for a lot of surprizes. Holier then though is written all over your post.. tsk tsk

dyna mo 10-12-2009 11:29 AM

as someone who went to one of the 1st high schools in texas to allow an afro-american to play football, i am highly offended by this thread.

DamianJ 10-12-2009 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16421599)
I love how you focus on the name calling without addressing anything I said in my original post.

That's because you started your first post by chosing to cuss the OS I choose to use.

As I explained, that meant I had no desire to debate ANYTHING with you, because you are clearly, um, how can I put this? Challenged in your ability to debate.

That means everything you post after a comment like that is pointless.

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16421599)
That tells me that you are intellectually unable to defend your position with logic and have to retreat because someone said something that hurt your feelings.

Cool. You are more than entitled to your opinion of me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16421599)
Poor baby. Go get some Starbucks or maybe some chamomile tea and a hug from Mom. That always makes manly men like you feel better.

My Mum died last week. You fucking cunt.

DamianJ 10-12-2009 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16421608)
as someone who went to one of the 1st high schools in texas to allow an afro-american to play football, i am highly offended by this thread.

Did he have to ride at the back of the bus on the way to the games though.

Nicky 10-12-2009 11:36 AM

Haha old skool pissing going on. I prefer Ice Hockey any way. :)

DamianJ 10-12-2009 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 16421639)
Haha old skool pissing going on. I prefer Ice Hockey any way. :)

Is that the thing where a perfectly good fight is interrupted by some bloke skating on ice for a few mins?

:D

Nicky 10-12-2009 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16421651)
Is that the thing where a perfectly good fight is interrupted by some bloke skating on ice for a few mins?

:D

That's the one :)

$5 submissions 10-12-2009 11:40 AM

But........ Handegg kicks ass!

Roald 10-12-2009 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16421588)
Everytime you use it you place yourself in a category of wannabees that no one likes. You know this right? I'm not sure if anyone has ever told you this Roald but you are not black and no matter how much you listen to Rap, you will never be black.

I know you are just the Freeones secretary and not a webmaster or site owner at all, but I still thought it best that you heard it from me here on a webmasters board before someone really called you out in public. :2 cents:

Haha oh come on man

Why the hate? Can you explain to me what a webmaster is/does exactly?

Again, nigga please :2 cents:

DamianJ 10-12-2009 11:47 AM

I am going out to the cinema to see a film now for a few hours, can you please all stop posting on this thread until I get back.

Thanks.

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