i forgot a major rule of thumb- when in doubt, look to office space for an answer.

for instance, i was trying to pull a hottie this weekend and asked her if she wanted to come back to my place and play video games, i was shot down. i should of asked if she wanted to come over and watch kung fu.

It's a schoolboy error.

Did you end up cranking in the basement again instead?

I know I did.

yah, but i was pretty drunk so i ended up passing out only to wake up with my hand glued to my schlong with the dried lube.

Nothing yet? Oh. I am so disappointed.

"soccer-football" so easy a retard can play! why does the whole world except the united states think a sport that wont let you use your hands is considered fun?

the only thing soccer does is develop the foot cooridination for my 5 year old nephew. aside from that? how hard is it to kick a small object into a big net.?

Hockey is a smaller object in a net totaly eclipsed by a big guy in pads. thats challenging.

soccer. how hard is it really to get that ball past the goal keeper.

i guess thats why i quit playing at 10 years old. got sick of just kicking a ball. i couldnt shoot it through a hoop or hit it over a fence really far away.

Oh, and your site is borked in firefox.

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In other words, you were no good. :1orglaugh

NO JUST BORED. always waiting in the backfield got old. my team usually won

a) What on earth is soccer-football?

b) Don't worry what the united states thinks about a sport. You guys roll differently. Heck you have a WORLD SERIES of a game where you are the only country to play! Talk about out there!

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"soccer-football" just my way of saying soccer, or football as you call it. both names.

i don't get the "world series" either. i thought that was called THE OLYMPICS(everyone participates). oh well. i wont be posting anymore. i have to go eat some good salsa and watch Desperate Housewives on tivo with the mrs.

oh yes, its 6:21 and the temperature is 100 degrees

Apostrophe use 101

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What is wrong here?

The premiere database that belongs to the internet. Therefore it should be

internet's

not

internets

I wouldn't normally point out 6th grade punctuation, but that appears to be the strapline of your site.

Instead of just driving their cars and drinking their beer.

I reckon my grand is safe.

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I am now going to bed. Please do not post on this thread until I get up.

Thanks.

what a horrible vision :1orglaugh

i hate how y'all save the action clause till the end of the sentence.


:warning:winkwink:

i think this way i could really enjoy your "football" :glugglug

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i wonder if women ever get sick of knowing that they are only being treated as objects when they dress like that. not that i care. i would watch it.

a little birdy just hit me up on icq and said damianj isn't even british.

he just claims he is here so he can post with an accent.

and he's really a closet cleveland browns fan, thus his outlook on american footballs.

:1orglaugh

Hundie and Fiddy.
:pimp

Sig.

i just saw it on TV, that's why i posted it. and yes, they know exactly why guys come to watch their games.

You need to go back to beer and bollocks where you can be precious. You are in way over your head. "Football" is a lame, boring game that attracts hooligans and thugs around the world. The worst of it are the English. Stomped any heads lately Damian?

Man I am still laughing at the Hand Egg....wow. I love both sports.

Hahah, REFUND! I missed you so much.

Is this the one forum you've not been banned from or do you keep rejoining with fake nicks like you do everywhere else?

Still, glad you are helping bump this.

Cheers mate!

And apostrophe use.

I guess education isn't as good in America as it is in Europe?

Now, that at least was amusing.

There is a reason the limey queer glossed over this.

What's wrong with being gay?

Bump for the most fun I've had on a Tuesday morning in ages!

What time does this kick off again? I want to make sure I don't miss it!

admit it we enjoy each game . lol

Nothing at all. You look like you suck a mean cock. Like you would use my balls as some sort of handle to pull my cock farther into your mouth. I can only imagine how much wiener juice it takes to satisfy a cocklust like yours. Id pretend you were Oliver Twist and rape your mouth until those wickets you call teeth shatter into dust.

Then I would shit on your Macbook keyboard and close it shut.

You are really fucking turning me on man. Keep going. You wanna C2C?

Jesus I am hard as a rock.

FWAAAAAAAP

ummm wrong - AFL and NRL to name two sports called football - there are many more.

I do not have the words to express how much of a moron you are.

Finally, an aussie!

Now you are the guys that are fucking hard when it comes to sports!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a9lwkzms-f4

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Thanks for the video - some great players in there :thumbsup

Sure Damian. You wanabee an American, but you just can't quite pull it off. LOL.
I see you finally pulled down the rape site you were promoting. Time's must be tough in old blighty. Still trying to hold on to a job and pay your rent? Not doing too well it seems.

Uh oh, refund, promoting other boards is a banning offence!

Oh no refund, you promoted another porn forum.

I think that means you get banned from here, the last adult forum you're still allowed to post on!

OH NOES!!

"You need to go back to beer and bollocks where you can be precious."

Its the only way you survive. By getting folks banned. Being banned at GFY ain't no thing. Dude, face it. You are English and not doing very well. Stop whining on American boards. Go back to where you can fence with semi literates, dyslexics and hahahahahahaha rejects who swarm any American (or Yanks as you call them) who rock your little world. "Sweetie" What a freeking moron.
Maybe when you finally earn the national average and can afford your own house, your lame opinions may have some weight. Until then read below. It might explain why you and your friends are such miserable wankers.

Dude, I post where business is done. You, on the other hand, flutter from job to job, claiming to be your own boss when you work for others, and post drivel on boards where you hope to eek out your pathetic existence. Damian, dude, you are an internet failure. You are the English disease.

i watched top gear last nite, i love how the british pronounce aluminum.

it's cheeky!

i'm curious, what do you brits call an english muffin?

(It's)

Did I *MAKE* you promote another adult webmaster forum?

No, you did that all of your own accord, honeypie.

See you around.

Not for long, sexy.

a muffin

:D

I had one this morning with a poached egg on.

Yum.

You fail again. Your Limey condescension makes you look like the wanker you are. Face it. You are a failure in this business and you are English. That is two strikes against you. That is a baseball term you might want to google. Your pathetic attempts at trying to sound American are a joke. You are a joke. And I have no time for anyone who promotes or promoted rape sites. That makes us all look bad and draws heat.