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Barefootsies 10-12-2009 05:00 PM

Hundie and Fiddy.
:pimp

Sig.

MaDalton 10-12-2009 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by stoner529 (Post 16422702)
i wonder if women ever get sick of knowing that they are only being treated as objects when they dress like that. not that i care. i would watch it.

i just saw it on TV, that's why i posted it. and yes, they know exactly why guys come to watch their games.

weekly 10-12-2009 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16421230)
Oh god I know. I am just playing with you as it appears to be getting proper loonys to post nonsense. And it's amusing me.

:)

I want someone with the american flag tattooed on their face to post a video rant calling me a fag soon.

You need to go back to beer and bollocks where you can be precious. You are in way over your head. "Football" is a lame, boring game that attracts hooligans and thugs around the world. The worst of it are the English. Stomped any heads lately Damian?

BlackCrayon 10-12-2009 06:32 PM


Bman 10-12-2009 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16420810)

Man I am still laughing at the Hand Egg....wow. I love both sports.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16422852)
You need to go back to beer and bollocks where you can be precious. You are in way over your head. "Football" is a lame, boring game that attracts hooligans and thugs around the world. The worst of it are the English. Stomped any heads lately Damian?

Hahah, REFUND! I missed you so much.

Is this the one forum you've not been banned from or do you keep rejoining with fake nicks like you do everywhere else?

Still, glad you are helping bump this.

Cheers mate!

DamianJ 10-13-2009 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16423249)
Thats where you fail homey, reading.

carry on :2 cents:

And apostrophe use.

I guess education isn't as good in America as it is in Europe?

DamianJ 10-13-2009 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16422870)

Now, that at least was amusing.

Gambrinus 10-13-2009 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 16421226)
Look at the size of American football players. Do you know how to calculate kinetic energy? Their size and speed is unmatched in any sport on the planet. The energy in which they collide easily breaks bones, hence all the padding. Rugby players are generally smaller. Less mass means less kinetic energy which means less potential for injury. The hits are infinitely less brutal and come from much smaller players which negates the need for padding.

There is a reason the limey queer glossed over this.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Gambrinus (Post 16423423)
the limey queer

What's wrong with being gay?

GABScott 10-13-2009 03:24 AM

Bump for the most fun I've had on a Tuesday morning in ages!

What time does this kick off again? I want to make sure I don't miss it!

raven1083 10-13-2009 03:41 AM

admit it we enjoy each game . lol

Gambrinus 10-13-2009 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16423445)
What's wrong with being gay?

Nothing at all. You look like you suck a mean cock. Like you would use my balls as some sort of handle to pull my cock farther into your mouth. I can only imagine how much wiener juice it takes to satisfy a cocklust like yours. Id pretend you were Oliver Twist and rape your mouth until those wickets you call teeth shatter into dust.

Then I would shit on your Macbook keyboard and close it shut.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Gambrinus (Post 16423546)
Nothing at all. You look like you suck a mean cock. Like you would use my balls as some sort of handle to pull my cock farther into your mouth. I can only imagine how much wiener juice it takes to satisfy a cocklust like yours. Id pretend you were Oliver Twist and rape your mouth until those wickets you call teeth shatter into dust.

Then I would shit on your Macbook keyboard and close it shut.

You are really fucking turning me on man. Keep going. You wanna C2C?

Jesus I am hard as a rock.

FWAAAAAAAP

georgeyw 10-13-2009 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16420882)
Every other country in the world calls football "football" anyway. It's only in America it's called soccer for some reason.

And yes, American football does seem a little strange being called football since the ball is hardly ever used with the foot.

Things that make ya go, hmmmmmmmmm.....


ummm wrong - AFL and NRL to name two sports called football - there are many more.

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 16421111)
Rugby and American football have very little in common. American football is much, much more violent. They wear pads for a reason.

I do not have the words to express how much of a moron you are.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 16423655)
I do not have the words to express how much of a moron you are.

Finally, an aussie!

Now you are the guys that are fucking hard when it comes to sports!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a9lwkzms-f4

tranza 10-13-2009 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 16420870)
Here's another difference between the two. It's fans



:thumbsup

pornguy 10-13-2009 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16420861)
in my American opinion, all sports are dumb no matter what you call it. I guess the men in tights thing just too much for most to look away...

:2 cents: :thumbsup

georgeyw 10-13-2009 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16423677)
Finally, an aussie!

Now you are the guys that are fucking hard when it comes to sports!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a9lwkzms-f4

Thanks for the video - some great players in there :thumbsup

weekly 10-13-2009 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16423407)
Hahah, REFUND! I missed you so much.

Is this the one forum you've not been banned from or do you keep rejoining with fake nicks like you do everywhere else?

Still, glad you are helping bump this.

Cheers mate!

Sure Damian. You wanabee an American, but you just can't quite pull it off. LOL.
I see you finally pulled down the rape site you were promoting. Time's must be tough in old blighty. Still trying to hold on to a job and pay your rent? Not doing too well it seems.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16422852)
You need to go back to beer and bollocks

Uh oh, refund, promoting other boards is a banning offence!

DamianJ 10-13-2009 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16423872)
I see you finally pulled down the rape site you were promoting. Time's must be tough in old blighty. Still trying to hold on to a job and pay your rent? Not doing too well it seems.

Oh no refund, you promoted another porn forum.

I think that means you get banned from here, the last adult forum you're still allowed to post on!

OH NOES!!

"You need to go back to beer and bollocks where you can be precious."

weekly 10-13-2009 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16423964)
Uh oh, refund, promoting other boards is a banning offence!

Its the only way you survive. By getting folks banned. Being banned at GFY ain't no thing. Dude, face it. You are English and not doing very well. Stop whining on American boards. Go back to where you can fence with semi literates, dyslexics and hahahahahahaha rejects who swarm any American (or Yanks as you call them) who rock your little world. "Sweetie" What a freeking moron.
Maybe when you finally earn the national average and can afford your own house, your lame opinions may have some weight. Until then read below. It might explain why you and your friends are such miserable wankers.

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LONDON - Britain has been designated the worst place to live in Europe, compared with nine other major countries, despite the fact that Brits earn by far the highest wages.

Life in sun-soaked Spain or in France, where people retire earlier and live longer, was judged to be the best by researchers at uSwitch.com in the latest European Quality of Life index.

Earning 35,730 pounds ($56,410) a year on average, Brits are 10,000 pounds ($15,790) richer than their European neighbours, but that doesn't translate into an easier life and they are getting a "raw deal" researchers concluded.

weekly 10-13-2009 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16423969)
Oh no refund, you promoted another porn forum.

I think that means you get banned from here, the last adult forum you're still allowed to post on!

OH NOES!!

"You need to go back to beer and bollocks where you can be precious."

Dude, I post where business is done. You, on the other hand, flutter from job to job, claiming to be your own boss when you work for others, and post drivel on boards where you hope to eek out your pathetic existence. Damian, dude, you are an internet failure. You are the English disease.

dyna mo 10-13-2009 08:16 AM

i watched top gear last nite, i love how the british pronounce aluminum.

it's cheeky!

dyna mo 10-13-2009 08:17 AM

i'm curious, what do you brits call an english muffin?

DamianJ 10-13-2009 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16423982)
Its the only way you survive. By getting folks banned.

(It's)

Did I *MAKE* you promote another adult webmaster forum?

No, you did that all of your own accord, honeypie.

See you around.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16423992)
Dude, I post where business is done.

Not for long, sexy.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16424001)
i'm curious, what do you brits call an english muffin?

a muffin

:D

I had one this morning with a poached egg on.

Yum.

weekly 10-13-2009 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424009)
(It's)

Did I *MAKE* you promote another adult webmaster forum?

No, you did that all of your own accord, honeypie.

See you around.

You fail again. Your Limey condescension makes you look like the wanker you are. Face it. You are a failure in this business and you are English. That is two strikes against you. That is a baseball term you might want to google. Your pathetic attempts at trying to sound American are a joke. You are a joke. And I have no time for anyone who promotes or promoted rape sites. That makes us all look bad and draws heat.

dyna mo 10-13-2009 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424016)
a muffin

:D

I had one this morning with a poached egg on.

Yum.

well then, what do you call this muffin?

http://www.daleandjo.com/images/blue...ffin-large.png

weekly 10-13-2009 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424012)
Not for long, sexy.

You might try it. You wouldn't last long. BTW, you been at the bottle again? I hate drunks on boards. You really should try and control your drinking. Its bad for business and gets you in shit all the time.

weekly 10-13-2009 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424004)
1. No "spamming" of other ADULT Industry boards with the intent of stealing GFY members. Linking to another ADULT board in attempt to steal members from GFY will be grounds for immediate banning. This will be under the discretion of the moderators to determine "spamming." Abuse will not be tolerated.

OH NOES

HOW STUPID ARE YOU!?1?!?1111oneoneone

Paging Eric...

What are you, the hall monitor? LOL

DamianJ 10-13-2009 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16424021)
You fail again. Your Limey condescension makes you look like the wanker you are. Face it. You are a failure in this business and you are English. That is two strikes against you. That is a baseball term you might want to google. Your pathetic attempts at trying to sound American are a joke. You are a joke. And I have no time for anyone who promotes or promoted rape sites. That makes us all look bad and draws heat.

Thanks for the bump!

7 new webmasters signed up to promote the 3wayscash.com sites.

This is much more effective than traditional banner advertising.

Thanks for the help, darling.

Do you want a ref code too?

weekly 10-13-2009 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424035)
Thanks for the bump!

7 new webmasters signed up to promote the 3wayscash.com sites.

This is much more effective than traditional banner advertising.

Thanks for the help, darling.

Do you want a ref code too?

So much Bullshit, so little time.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16424030)
What are you, the hall monitor? LOL

Thanks for the bump!

weekly 10-13-2009 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424041)
Thanks for the bump!

That is so web 2000. Long before you even knew what a computer was. Now "Dance monkey dance"

DamianJ 10-13-2009 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16424040)
So much Bullshit, so little time.

Congrats to the winners.

No seriously, I'll give you 15% ref for life if you sign up and PM me your ccbill ID.

You're bloody great!

weekly 10-13-2009 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424043)
Congrats to the winners.

No seriously, I'll give you 15% ref for life if you sign up and PM me your ccbill ID.

You're bloody great!

I can see you are getting angry again, Damian...or is it DamianJ. Apoplexy does suit you.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16424045)
I can see you are getting angry again, Damian...or is it DamianJ. Apoplexy does suit you.

I'm offering you money, not getting angry.

And I am deadly serious. Like cancer.


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