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weekly 10-13-2009 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424051)
I'm offering you money, not getting angry.

And I am deadly serious. Like cancer.

I can always tell when you are getting angry, love. Cardinal Sin, embarrassed you, now this. Two outta three ain't bad.

weekly 10-13-2009 08:46 AM

Does Damian owe money again?

DamianJ 10-13-2009 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16424082)
I can always tell when you are getting angry, love. Cardinal Sin, embarrassed you, now this. Two outta three ain't bad.

I love the fact you LURK on a board you are banned from.

That is *so* cute.

weekly 10-13-2009 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424095)
I love the fact you LURK on a board you are banned from.

That is *so* cute.

and your point is?

Which boards have I been banned from Damian? Put up or shut up.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16424102)
and your point is?

Which boards have I been banned from Damian? Put up or shut up.

Haha. It's against the rules to mention other boards. It's a banning offence.

Thanks for the bump.

PS, wtf is web 2000?

x

DamianJ 10-13-2009 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16424102)
and your point is?

Which boards have I been banned from Damian? Put up or shut up.

Sweety, it's a banable offence to mention other adult boards. How could I possibly list them.

You know as well as I do which they are. How many fake nicks are you up to here?

Richard Dawkins 10-13-2009 10:05 AM

Is it just me or does the thought of couch potatoes who have never "hit" a person in their lives sitting around from the comforts of their chair discussing whether or not one sport hits harder than another - just seem really funny!

fatfoo 10-13-2009 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 16420870)
Here's another difference between the two. It's fans



That water tank thing looks cool at 1:24

P.S. That the heck is a handegg?

Miz_Wright 10-13-2009 10:53 AM

I will be thinking of this at the weekend as I wear my jersey to watch my favourite university team play "hand egg." Which I may now begin calling it, as it amused the ever-livin' shit outta me.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 16424477)
I will be thinking of this at the weekend as I wear my jersey to watch my favourite university team play "hand egg." Which I may now begin calling it, as it amused the ever-livin' shit outta me.

Liz-ster

Maybe you should print up informational flyers and ejumacate the other sports fans as to the new name?

Then their shit can be amused too.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424545)
Oh man, see you got brave because you saw Roald step in .. well ok then.

Um, a) how am I being brave b) how would Roald help me? You do know this is the internet and not a bar, right? Roald cannot "have my back" when you try and beat me up, as you have threatened to do.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424545)
I personally love the UK.

Tautology. Look it up.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424545)
You on the other hand are nothing but a weasely little bitch Damian, I can't be more blunt.

I bet you could. Go on, give it a go. The name-calling you resorted to on page one, whilst cementing your early inability to think of anything amusing to say, at least opened the flood gates for you to be blunt.

"weasely little bitch"? That really is your best shot?

Sad day.


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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424545)
You were PWND in every way possible and you know it,

I told you that your site was borked in firefox. It is.

You, dear Sir, are teh pwned.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424545)
and have ruined a Companies name

company's name

It's the name that belongs to the company. And it doesn't need a capital letter.

What's your mailing address man, I have a really good book called How To Teach Apostrophe Usage to 7 Year Olds. It would be useful I think.


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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424545)
I thought it was someone elses Company

else's company

Quote:

Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424545)
they made the $1,000.00 donation that you were too much of a coward and weasel to make.

Yes, to the imaginary bank of wigglefriggle I imagine. You crack me up HOMES.


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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424545)
I can feel you from here, slamming your laptop on the ground and punching a wall or 2 because you are so mad you started this thread. :1orglaugh

Yes, that's right. I am not sitting here laughing at you and hitting refresh on google analytics thanking you for the traffic.

Really, do you want that ref? Just PM me your CCBill ID dude.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424545)
How would your Mother feel if she knew you were acting like this Damian?

My mother thought it was really funny too. I posted yesterday on facebook. She 'liked' the post as you can see.

http://img.skitch.com/20091013-jnfq5...kw9xsdmik7.jpg

Roald 10-13-2009 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424487)
So wait a minute, the last time I mentioned this here on GFY you said you had no idea what I was talking about and asked me which email addy I was sending the requests to as you had never heard anything about them, did you not? Then you added me on ICQ and asked me which keywords I was topping Freeones with. Which one is it then, you did recieve the emails and lied about it here at GFY, or you didn't recieve them at all and are telling a fib right now?

It's no secret that Freeones has practiced dirty methods to achieve it's success. Why are you saying 'We' if you are not the owner? You don't have the authority to buy anything for one, and for two the price just tripled because of your mouth munchkin. I'm not sure what a 'score' is but yea, we might score better too if we had a million fake nicks on a message board.

Hey Man Roald, at this point you can say anything you want to me because you are now promoting PornstarGlobal in your sig. Thats all we ever wanted ... a non-recip link from Freeones - Yeeehaww!

Thanks for respect Homey

A non recip link huh, check again amateur ;) And yes I am playing with you as it is fun and I have some time to kill.

Two serious questions though:
- what dirty methods did freeones use to achieve success? Was it the playboy content we had up on the site when started?
- a million fake nicks on our board? I only count around 10 belonging to team members

PS, the price of your site just trippled huh fuck let me open my wallet and see if I have enough pennies so I can pay up right away :1orglaugh

Fire on!!!!

DamianJ 10-13-2009 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424584)
Napoleons complex

Napoleon's complex. It's the complex belonging to Napoleon.

But, that is a moot point, because the phrase is Napoleon Complex


http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thum...n-a-barrel.jpg

Roald 10-13-2009 11:46 AM

K I am out, need to refresh a bit before I leave for Berlin!!

Damian, was great playing alongside with you man!

PorstarGobler, enjoy yourself!

Miz_Wright 10-13-2009 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424556)
Liz-ster

Maybe you should print up informational flyers and ejumacate the other sports fans as to the new name?

Then their shit can be amused too.

Word.

Mind if I use your graphic? I can post at the tailgates and use as the flip side of my stadium letters.

Kisses.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16424697)
K I am out, need to refresh a bit before I leave for Berlin!!

Damian, was great playing alongside with you man!

PorstarGobler, enjoy yourself!

Have a brilliant trip man, and yes, been an honour. :)

DamianJ 10-13-2009 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 16424700)
Word.

Mind if I use your graphic? I can post at the tailgates and use as the flip side of my stadium letters.

Kisses.

No, that's cool. Take pics.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424708)
Yes Damian we all know now that you intentionally use outdated browsers

How is a website intentionally outdated?

Are you suggesting I installed an old version of firefox and took the screengrab of your site borked?

Cool idea.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424708)
, and we all know that you love to quote in comments,

What is "quote in comments".

I quote what you say, because if I wrote it as reported speech no one, and I mean NO ONE would believe me.

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16424708)
All you are doing is repeating the same bullshit over and over but avoiding the facts.

Fact. Your site doesn't work in firefox.
Fact. You are really funny.

Thanks for day two of keeping my thread on page one. You rock, duuude.

weekly 10-13-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424120)
Sweety, it's a banable offence to mention other adult boards. How could I possibly list them.

You know as well as I do which they are. How many fake nicks are you up to here?

Gotcha.....

DamianJ 10-13-2009 12:57 PM

Can anyone get any where on this page?

http://www.pornstarglobal.com/pornstar_bios.html

Seems to me none of the names are clickable and the 'pornstar bio' bits don't work either.

Someone should let him know. No idea who runs the site though?

DamianJ 10-13-2009 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16424930)
Gotcha.....

We really have different definitions of the word gotcha. Two countries separated by a common language and all that.

You see, to me, when you say "gotcha" it means "I got you", or "you fell for my trap". To you, it clearly means "You are too clever to fall for my preschool trap".

Interesting. Thanks for the info's and congrats at your weiner.

weekly 10-13-2009 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424970)
We really have different definitions of the word gotcha. Two countries separated by a common language and all that.

You see, to me, when you say "gotcha" it means "I got you", or "you fell for my trap". To you, it clearly means "You are too clever to fall for my preschool trap".

Interesting. Thanks for the info's and congrats at your weiner.

Like I said....gotcha. You do speak English, don't you?

Scott McD 10-13-2009 01:22 PM

Haven't been to this thread since page 2. Are we still talking about football ?? :1orglaugh

weekly 10-13-2009 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16425004)
Haven't been to this thread since page 2. Are we still talking about football ?? :1orglaugh

Nah, we are bumpin it for Damian. He is a three time loser and needs the business....

Bump

DamianJ 10-13-2009 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16425017)
Come on Damian. Can you please tell us which version of Firefox you are using, and then kindly post a screenshot of your entire screen, browser and all?

Will that help you fix your broken site? If so, I am more than willing to. After all, it looks really shonky when you can't make a site work in all platforms. I understand how bad it makes you look.

http://img.skitch.com/20091013-rga1t...6kssjuwxew.jpg

If you want me to help you fix your site in private, let me know. My ICQ is 142246474.

xx

matrixfred 10-13-2009 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16420810)

Looks like 'Fag-ball' on both pics here!

JayDeeZee 10-13-2009 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424933)
Can anyone get any where on this page?

http://www.pornstarglobal.com/pornstar_bios.html

Seems to me none of the names are clickable and the 'pornstar bio' bits don't work either.

Someone should let him know. No idea who runs the site though?

I noticed that too and thought it was odd.

Bryan G 10-13-2009 01:48 PM

Ya dude I cant click on any of the pornstar Bios either.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JayDeeZee (Post 16425069)
I noticed that too and thought it was odd.

Are you on a Mac man?

This could be serious for my friend here!

Let's all rally round and get his site working properly.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan (Post 16425081)
Ya dude I cant click on any of the pornstar Bios either.

Shit! Another!

Pornopat 10-13-2009 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16424633)
My mother thought it was really funny too. I posted yesterday on facebook. She 'liked' the post as you can see.

http://img.skitch.com/20091013-jnfq5...kw9xsdmik7.jpg

hahahahahaha...highlight of the thread!
:thumbsup

weekly 10-13-2009 02:48 PM

Really though, don't fuck with me on internet forums. I pwn j00 all.

says Damian Jennings

CDSmith 10-13-2009 03:00 PM

Getting back to the whole rugby vs football topic I wouldn't mind someday seeing a 2 game matchup between the world champion rugby team and the superbowl champs. One game of rugby with the usual rules and one game of American football (pads/equipment loaned to the ruggers).

I hazard a guess, being the betting man that I am and having first-hand knowledge of both sports, that the score would be close in the rugby match and approximately 70-0 in the football game. Of course others will speculate differently.

I doubt it'll ever happen but it would be interesting to see, and would certainly shut a few people up who love to sit around arguing about which sport is "better", no?

weekly 10-13-2009 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16425258)
Getting back to the whole rugby vs football topic I wouldn't mind someday seeing a 2 game matchup between the world champion rugby team and the superbowl champs. One game of rugby with the usual rules and one game of American football (pads/equipment loaned to the ruggers).

I hazard a guess, being the betting man that I am and having first-hand knowledge of both sports, that the score would be close in the rugby match and approximately 70-0 in the football game. Of course others will speculate differently.

I doubt it'll ever happen but it would be interesting to see, and would certainly shut a few people up who love to sit around arguing about which sport is "better", no?

The size of the football players would crush a rugby squad. Its physics.

DamianJ 10-13-2009 03:32 PM

6 pages of pure awesomeness.

Thanks.

TheDA 10-13-2009 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16425347)
6 pages of pure awesomeness.

Thanks.

Yes totally and I have just upgraded my "...it looks odd." to an "It looks shit."

DamianJ 10-13-2009 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16425232)
Really though, don't fuck with me on internet forums. I pwn j00 all.

says Damian Jennings

Oh wow.

You stalk me on forums you are banned from AND you still read my twitter feed?

Fuck me sideways, you need to seek professional advice, darling. You really can take an obsession too far. You are worse than xcite!

Still the attention is cute, if a tad disturbing.

raymor 10-13-2009 03:53 PM

Rugby player in his forties (long retired):
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...82_821842a.jpg



John Elway, American football player, in his forties:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ja69mTbL388

:D

weekly 10-13-2009 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16425369)
Oh wow.

You stalk me on forums you are banned from AND you still read my twitter feed?

Fuck me sideways, you need to seek professional advice, darling. You really can take an obsession too far. You are worse than xcite!

Still the attention is cute, if a tad disturbing.

You say darling and sweetie way too much. Xcite, cardinal sin....you have a lot of enemies for a guy pitching programmes, lovie.

weekly 10-13-2009 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16425369)
Oh wow.

You stalk me on forums you are banned from AND you still read my twitter feed?

Fuck me sideways, you need to seek professional advice, darling. You really can take an obsession too far. You are worse than xcite!

Still the attention is cute, if a tad disturbing.

BTW, I learned from you when you were stalking and threatening me. Except I don't threaten. You actually really do need help for your obsessions.


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