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CDSmith 10-13-2009 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16425296)
The size of the football players would crush a rugby squad. Its physics.
Thanks, I'm glad someone other than myself said it.

Richard Dawkins 10-13-2009 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16425258)
Getting back to the whole rugby vs football topic I wouldn't mind someday seeing a 2 game matchup between the world champion rugby team and the superbowl champs. One game of rugby with the usual rules and one game of American football (pads/equipment loaned to the ruggers).

I hazard a guess, being the betting man that I am and having first-hand knowledge of both sports, that the score would be close in the rugby match and approximately 70-0 in the football game. Of course others will speculate differently.

I doubt it'll ever happen but it would be interesting to see, and would certainly shut a few people up who love to sit around arguing about which sport is "better", no?
The British would end up having a lot in common with French military victories.

will76 10-13-2009 10:20 PM
Soccer is gay

http://epltalk.lg1.simplecdn.net/wp-...rs-kissing.jpg

Football is a Man's sport. :thumbsup

georgeyw 10-13-2009 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16425855)
Thanks, I'm glad someone other than myself said it.
:1orglaugh

Yeah ok

DamianJ 10-14-2009 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16425420)
You say darling and sweetie way too much.
Sorry snookums

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16425420)
Xcite, cardinal sin....you have a lot of enemies for a guy pitching programmes, lovie.
Only 2. How disappointing.

Lovey, not lovie.

Nice one for giving it a go though.

DamianJ 10-14-2009 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16425434)
BTW, I learned from you when you were stalking and threatening me. Except I don't threaten. You actually really do need help for your obsessions.
Oh wow. That is awesome. I say something, and you say it back to me like a preschooler.

"You smell"

"You mean YOU DO!!!"

Fucking genius.

Oscar Wilde has NOTHING on you, kid.

xxx

Deej 10-14-2009 01:26 AM
this thread makes me become all bewildered in a second... and im drunk...so..... that speaks voids...

Stephen McTowelie 10-14-2009 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16426518)
this thread makes me become all bewildered in a second... and im drunk...so..... that speaks voids...
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...li/towelie.jpg

DamianJ 10-14-2009 05:14 AM
Here's some ideas for different lies you could have come up with:

a) What is the domain featuring you sucking off Lawrence Connor
b) What are those domains of sites selling drugs to schoolchildren
c) What are those racist hate forums you have

That's just off the top of the dome, homes.

Step yo' game up if yo' gonna be steppin' in my grill, y'hear?

Wilsy 10-14-2009 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16421125)
I'm afraid this thread proves otherwise, good Sir.



Huh?

"It remains that rugby isn't strictly football"?

Who suggested it was? In this country, when we come up with new sports, we tend to use a new word to describe that sport. This is why rugby isn't called football. It's BECAUSE IT'S RUGBY.

Hope that helps your clear confusion in this matter.

xxx

It is called rugby because that is where William Webb Ellis picked up the FOOTBALL and ran with it. So they named it after the place RUGBY.

DamianJ 10-14-2009 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by andrew.r (Post 16426812)
It is called rugby because that is where William Webb Ellis picked up the FOOTBALL and ran with it. So they named it after the place RUGBY.
I know. Wikipedia is brilliant, isn't it?

Wilsy 10-14-2009 05:42 AM
it is yes
 
Yes it is but considering i live 7 miles away from Rugby i think i ought to know lol

DamianJ 10-14-2009 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by andrew.r (Post 16426853)
Yes it is but considering i live 7 miles away from Rugby i think i ought to know lol
lol!

Fair point well made, good Sir.

Wilsy 10-14-2009 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16426945)
lol!

Fair point well made, good Sir.

Thank you.

DamianJ 10-14-2009 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by GABScott (Post 16427082)
Sorry to be Mr Picky but in London we use cockney rhyming slang occasionaly however we never say both words, only a complete fucktard would do that. Also the rest of England doesn't use it, and seeing as Damian doesn't live in London (in fact he quite dislikes it if I recall correctly) this really isn't working very well.

I am not trying to get involved just wanted to point these things out for factual acuracy! also...
Look here, he found a really amusing COCK-ER-NEE auto translator and was peeing himself laughing as he ran calling me a cunt and a shit through it.

It's really funny.

If you can't see that, well, I feel sorry for you. I bet now I have explained his comic GENIUS to you, you will apologise. Rightly so.

Jesus. Some people.

DamianJ 10-14-2009 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by GABScott (Post 16427109)
This I think will help you in many ways TheRapist.com not sure if damian owns this one though.
That is a great rape site.

Not mine, but on a related note, I own www.penisland.com

J. Falcon 10-14-2009 07:23 AM
Damn I can't believe this thread is still going. You guys have way too much time on your hands.

Fletch XXX 10-14-2009 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16427125)
That is a great rape site.

Not mine, but on a related note, I own www.penisland.com
odd that links titled "kid safe" lead to "18+ local sex" and gay sex and transsexual stuff. Youd think you guys would monitor such things.

http://www.ch33rs.com/images/kid-safe.gif

DamianJ 10-14-2009 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16427146)
odd that links titled "kid safe" lead to "18+ local sex" and gay sex and transsexual stuff. Youd think you guys would monitor such things.
Oh, shit. The joke has been ruined.

The domain USED to belong to a stationary site.

it was PEN ISLAND

but they bought the domain penisland

like The Rapist Finder

was Therapist Finder

etc

joke fail due to domainers

:(

DamianJ 10-14-2009 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 16427133)
Damn I can't believe this thread is still going. You guys have way too much time on your hands.
It's astounding isn't it?

Here I am, just promoting the amazing free live streaming flash porn show that ANY webmaster can have FOR FREE on their site

www.tvalways.com

sign up at www.3wayscash.com

This really helpful homey keeps bumping the thread for me. It's odd, but brilliant. 2961 views.

weekly 10-14-2009 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16426480)
Oh wow. That is awesome. I say something, and you say it back to me like a preschooler.

"You smell"

"You mean YOU DO!!!"

Fucking genius.

Oscar Wilde has NOTHING on you, kid.

xxx
Ah the angry limey loser gets mad again. Gotcha......again, B.

DamianJ 10-14-2009 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16427162)
Ah the angry limey loser gets mad again. Gotcha......again, B.
Thanks for the bump. With you and GlibPornstat working for me this thread will never leave page one.

Again, and this is a GENUINE OFFER, if you sign up for 3wayscash.com I will give you a 20% ref fee for all the sterling work you are doing here. This stands for both of you.

I know that's DOUBLE industry standard, but you guys are really helping me. I always look after people that help!

Now, remember, in a few hours you do that post we planned? About Lensman?

weekly 10-14-2009 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16427181)
Thanks for the bump. With you and GlibPornstat working for me this thread will never leave page one.

Again, and this is a GENUINE OFFER, if you sign up for 3wayscash.com I will give you a 20% ref fee for all the sterling work you are doing here. This stands for both of you.

I know that's DOUBLE industry standard, but you guys are really helping me. I always look after people that help!

Now, remember, in a few hours you do that post we planned? About Lensman?
You need to realize the difference between volume and quality. It is the first law of selling. Anything else is like pulling a rabbit out of a hat....you know sleight of hand.

DamianJ 10-14-2009 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16427194)
Is it true that on Lolly Badcock's site you persuaded her to do her very first BGG with stunner Angel Long?
Yes, yes it is Refund.

You can sign up for it here: www.lollybadcockxxx.com

DamianJ 10-14-2009 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16427199)
You need to realize the difference between volume and quality. It is the first law of selling. Anything else is like pulling a rabbit out of a hat....you know sleight of hand.
30%?

My final offer.

I need to say thank you somehow and you guys are getting me lots of sign ups.

I just want to spread the love, baby!

DamianJ 10-14-2009 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16427194)
You took the rape site down after you were outed.
I know, the heat you brought down over my massive illegal rape/guns/drugs site factory last time forced me to shut up shop for good.

Thanks to you, I have had to ship 23 girls back to prague, and 3 body guards/rapists are now out of work.

My illegal sex/gun/drug industry has crumbled because you read my twitter feed.

However, the good news is I can send you URLs to other rape sites if you want to keep wanking?

HAPPY DAYS!

Pornopat 10-14-2009 08:04 AM
Franck would have loved this.
I miss Franck :(

weekly 10-14-2009 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16427228)
Yes, yes it is Refund.

You can sign up for it here: www.lollybadcockxxx.com
Where did you get this quote from, B?

weekly 10-14-2009 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16427251)
I know, the heat you brought down over my massive illegal rape/guns/drugs site factory last time forced me to shut up shop for good.

Thanks to you, I have had to ship 23 girls back to prague, and 3 body guards/rapists are now out of work.

My illegal sex/gun/drug industry has crumbled because you read my twitter feed.

However, the good news is I can send you URLs to other rape sites if you want to keep wanking?

HAPPY DAYS!
No it wasn't massive, but it was a rape site and no amount of making light of it will change that. No guns. No drugs. No girls from Prague. You, as always, were desperate and broke. Times are tough in the suburbs, huh buddy?

DamianJ 10-14-2009 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 16427311)
Gary? Is that you?
insert plane flying overhead image .

DamianJ 10-14-2009 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16427333)
No it wasn't massive, but it was a rape site and no amount of making light of it will change that. No guns. No drugs. No girls from Prague. You, as always, were desperate and broke. Times are tough in the suburbs, huh buddy?
True, I was trying to make out it was bigger than it was.

The truth is gonna come out eventually, so let's just tell everyone?

I raped you and filmed it.

I made a website called www.stalkmeontwitterandiwillrapeyourface.com

I drugged you. I raped your face. I put the footage up there and charged people to watch a charming English studmuffin rape the fuck out of a chubby, balding, redneck american who lives in his Mother's garage.

There. It's out. I raped you and now all of GFY know.

I kind of feel better.

That was cathartic, thanks, darling.

Still on for C2C later?


xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

PS if you ever wanna remake the site lemme know. It was fun!

stephane76 10-14-2009 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 16421111)
Rugby and American football have very little in common. American football is much, much more violent. They wear pads for a reason.
I am gonna have to disagree with that one

DamianJ 10-14-2009 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Stephen McTowelie (Post 16427374)
No you are trying to insult someone by calling them a she, so we can only assume you think women are below men is this not what you meant ?
The other thing you could assume from thinking it's insulting to refer to someone as a woman is that he has deep rooted issues with femininity in general. Maybe he wasn't breast fed? Maybe he hit puberty late and was laughed at in the showers after games of handegg. Maybe he found it hard to talk to girls.

Whatever, I think we should show support because if a grown man is doing what 7 year olds view as insulting, they need help.

redwhiteandblue 10-14-2009 08:51 AM
I didn't think football needed this long an explaination.

DamianJ 10-14-2009 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16427406)
Actually what makes you automatically assume I am a Man? Is it becuase I am speaking openly and forcefully? Yes, God forbid that there could be a quick witted shap tounged Woman on a message board huh? You just admitted that YOU think Women are below Men without even knowing it.
If by 'knowing it' you mean 'saying it' then yes. I couldn't agree more. With whatever odd point you're trying to make.


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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16427406)
3 Things:

1. Remove the word American from your site: http://www.americansexcontacts.com/JoinSexContacts.php

2. Then remove the American flag from the header.

3. Then increase the height of all your images.

4. Then completely just kill the domain.
That was 4 things.

Stephen McTowelie 10-14-2009 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16427406)
Actually what makes you automatically assume I am a Man? Is it becuase I am speaking openly and forcefully? Yes, God forbid that there could be a quick witted shap tounged Woman on a message board huh? You just admitted that YOU think Women are below Men without even knowing it.
No you have just confirmed to everyone reading this that your an idiot !
Either go learn to spell or go download a spell checker because your making yourself seem even dumber every post !

DamianJ 10-14-2009 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL? (Post 16427415)
No no no Damian you cannot get out of it no matter how hard you try.
You wanna take this 9 pages, you better step up you fucking game mate.

Now, here are some suggestions for things you could try:

1) Photoshop some pics of me fucking a dog or something
2) Buy a domain - something like adultrapistfinder.com and put a big pic of me on it
3) Set up a cafe press site selling clocks and mugs and shit with DAMIAN IS A WOMAN AND A GAY AND A COWARD AND A CUNT on

Other than that, pal, you need to get your troll on. Step up, nigga.

DamianJ 10-14-2009 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Stephen McTowelie (Post 16427423)
go download a spell checker!
Homes, that foo' couldn't even spell 'spell check' if his bitch-ass life depended on it, yo.

OH SNAP

Oh no you di'n't etc.

weekly 10-14-2009 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16427371)
True, I was trying to make out it was bigger than it was.

The truth is gonna come out eventually, so let's just tell everyone?

I raped you and filmed it.

I made a website called www.stalkmeontwitterandiwillrapeyourface.com

I drugged you. I raped your face. I put the footage up there and charged people to watch a charming English studmuffin rape the fuck out of a chubby, balding, redneck american who lives in his Mother's garage.

There. It's out. I raped you and now all of GFY know.

I kind of feel better.

That was cathartic, thanks, darling.

Still on for C2C later?


xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

PS if you ever wanna remake the site lemme know. It was fun!
Nice try. Damage control 101 and very amateur at that. You made money out of selling rape. Admit it and ask forgiveness. That is what catharsis is about. Now put down the Oxford and try it on your own, B.

DamianJ 10-14-2009 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16427457)
I sometimes cry when I orgasm
A lot of people do, weakly.

Don't feel bad. At least you could be worse off. You could be lying about someone on a message board that you stalk on twitter and on forums you are banned from because you have nothing better to do.

Imagine who would do that eh?


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