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Michael O 11-08-2009 07:00 AM

There were some technical issues yesterday that caused transactions to be declined, we apologize for the inconvenience this caused.

It is still possible to withdraw to a credit card.

wizzart 11-08-2009 09:01 AM

Shit happens

Denny 11-08-2009 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16526711)
i only use the card to withdraw money, i would not dare to try it for actually paying something - lol

same here :pimp

BSleazy 11-08-2009 10:00 AM

God dam a lot of u people are stupid. Anyways, my card is working now and I'm off to Walmart to go grocery shopping.

Davy 11-08-2009 11:06 AM

Epassporte rocks. I never tried to pay at a bar with it, though.
Just go around the corner to an ATM.

fatfoo 11-08-2009 11:09 AM

Yeah, epassporte is malfunctional sometimes. For a short period of time they get technical difficulties or whatever.

Waiter 11-08-2009 11:29 AM

I'm using my epass for everything and everywhere ... never have problems till now ...

Barefootsies 11-08-2009 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51 (Post 16526699)
People really try to pay with epass at a bar/restaurant?

:1orglaugh

lagcam 11-08-2009 11:49 AM

Sod's Law (also known as Murphy's Law)

"If anything can go wrong, it will."

ie Meet a hot chick, offer to buy her a drink and then back to yours, she agrees, you pull out the old epassporte card and ......storm home, log into gfy and post a thread about epassporte.

epassporte should issue mastercards, it would make a great "priceless" advert. :winkwink:

Phallus Fondue 11-08-2009 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 16526743)
I just logged into epass and it says this
Some ePassporte functionality is currently undergoing maintenance. Many functions will not be available until maintenance is complete. We apologize for the inconvenience and we are working to resolve this matter immediately.
Due to maintenance, your Virtual/Visa Electron balance is currently not available.
Maybe this is why your card got declined

Maybe they should send out a fucking email to peoples alternate email address or an SMS message to alert people of this issue so they do not have a problem. Not that not being able to pay for something out of the blue would ever be a real problem for people. Surely it is a less of an issue than sending out a mass mail if they gave a rats ass about people.

Oh and nobody needs to mention security issues, since we all know they can email alternate emails without a security concern if they really cared. Other companies have no issues doing it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharphead
That would be like using a PayPal debit card to pay for drinks.... yikes.

Why not, I use paypal debit all of the time to pay for things. I actually enjoy getting the monthly 2% cash back reward on all signed transactions. I actually pay the majority of my personal living expenses through my paypal debit card.
Not once have I been denied or had the transaction not go through. Then again they actually take the time and understand the FUCKING SIMPLE CONCEPT of both customer service and emailing me at my personal email address about any up coming downtimes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arnox
I assume the credit card stuff not working is only temp? I plan to have my ePass account on Wednesday, but I want to know if I will be able to withdraw straight to my MasterCard Debit Card.

Last I heard is they have no FUCKING IDEA when they will get it back. They also do not seem to want to give a real public reason for it. Pretty damn clear that it seems they got kicked to the curb by the credit card companies but like I said, they just say it is an ongoing problem.

[qoute=Davy]Epassporte rocks. I never tried to pay at a bar with it, though.
Just go around the corner to an ATM.[/quote]
Yeah it sure does fucking rock. Well primarily because it has zero real competition in the adult arena. Plus so many in adult think they can use it to avoid taxes and you get paid by your sponsors so easily for it and they eat the fee's. Where typically you would have to wait a few days to get paid (which you still do with epass but you do not see it). Also you do not have any check fee's.

Lets be honest. If your not an oversea's webmaster epass does not rock. If your in the US and think they rock your hiding shit and just willing to get ass raped nightly. Unless you really would put up with a company that does the following all of the time.
  • Randomly denies transactions offline without warning you.
  • Has next to zero support and what it calls support is piss poor outsourced 3rd world phone support to techs that not only know nothing but they have zero power to fix anything.
  • Makes claims to do things that it rarely does, like make transactions online which almost never work.
  • Makes you jump through hoops, send in numerous forms of ID online to get your account approved (card/banking regulations and all) yet tells you your on your own when you get ripped off by another user and SOMEHOW fraud/scam users can get accounts easier than purchasing candy while it will take you weeks plus even more faxing in documents to get your only account.
  • Has only 1 employee who seems to make the whole company work or can get anything done with the company and if he in not around or unavailable because he has a life yet no one who can fill in for him to provide support for a company that rakes in millions on transactions alone.
  • Still has the audacity to charge you a yearly fee even if you do not need a physical card, and the card itself may cost even more (I honestly forget).
  • Charges you a fairly hefty fee to get access to your money even though the non adult equivalent who also has managed to get FDIC insured while they are not can let you do it for free or even pay you cash back in comparison, since the non adult one is happy enough making money just one way.
  • Compared to the non adult one still charges a fee for a card that only lasts a year while the non adult one gives free cards that last more than a year plus no yearly fee for access.
  • Non adult one also has throw away card numbers for online use, offers insurance, person to person transaction dispute abilities, FDIC insurance, anti fraud devices and a team on payroll for anti fraud measures.
  • List could keep going on.

Yet they ROCK! Fucking come on and be serious. They far from rock and honestly know they only have to give you barely enough of a service to get buy and people will still nurse at their weeping anal juice soaked cock, since they have no real competition to make them give a rats ass about you.

ContentPimp 11-09-2009 12:33 AM

This is why we use cash in 3rd world countries :)
jk

DEA - banned for life 09-19-2010 02:27 PM

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CaptainHowdy 09-19-2010 04:10 PM

Too bad my local bars don't take ePassporte...

brassmonkey 09-19-2010 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tinafaye (Post 16529539)
This is why we use cash in 3rd world countries :)
jk

i hardly ever use a card to pay for my items.

GAMEFINEST 09-19-2010 09:08 PM

i prefer sexy cash.

BSleazy 09-19-2010 09:09 PM

Old thread alert :)

pamon 09-19-2010 11:55 PM

ban hammer on DEA Mods. BAN HAMMER

Vick! 09-20-2010 12:10 AM

lol fuck, its old :p

adult-help 09-20-2010 12:28 AM

we need to ban this idiot, really!


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