great post. glad u clicked and participated.

Well that's the fact...

but still it's pretty fucked up situation :S

just be a good friend and see how it goes.

Yes

I'd prefer not to post too many details about the situation, just because you never know what Google might spit out relating to these keywords.

I went out with her last night, in what turned out to be a 14 hour get together. Then she called me 5 min after she left my house and we talked on the phone for another two hours. While at my place, near the end of the get together she pretty much threw herself at me, very touchy feely and even kissed me a few times. I tried avoiding but she literally forced a few kisses. I literally felt like I was being raped. After telling her several times I was very uncomfortable with this situation and I wasn't interested in her in that way she apologized...

Of course also earlier in the night I did mention that I thought she was trying to buy my support and things.

I wake up to another email apologizing for last night, then another email shortly after that telling me about the good news that she will not be doing toxic chemo anymore and wants to get together again tommorow night.

Unfortunately I accidentally logged on to IM on available mode, realized right away and went offline just first thing when I got up, I then immediately get a facebook msg that she saw me go on chat and to please come back on to chat with her.

Then after not replying to any of her messages that I'm faced with first thing after waking up, I start to receive multiple phone calls which I don't answer. Then she posted a couple random hellos and things on my facebook wall, then sent me another email telling me that she should have told me this earlier but my "trust fund' has an initial deposit of $250k and is already collecting interest and whatnot.

I've really wanted to be a good friend here, but I'm literally at my wits end at this point. I would love to keep being a nice guy and support her, but I can't keep spending 16 hours a day comforting this woman.

What the fuck should I do?

Sorry I can't hit it. I just can't bring myself to it. Wish I could take one for the team Sleazy.

Trying, not working out very well. I probably sound pretty cold hearted right now but anymore of this and I'm gonna need to see a shrink myself.

just how hideous is she??

I guess turnabout is fair play.... :upsidedow

http://www.rageboy.com/images/spam-pity-fuck3.jpg

ADG

I get why greenface isn't giving in... taking things to that level is just going to make the situation worse.

get a restraining order

She is telling you that to try and keep you around, she isnt leaving you anything. And you are pushing her away and creating distance which is making it harder for her to keep you near her so she tosses out 100k lie.

classic bait

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

be careful...

I'm scared...

haha you have a batshit crazy stalker on your hands and you have, from what i can see, two good options:

1. take shemps advice, get a retainer, bit your lip and let her get her temptation

2. try and get rid of her, this isn't 'friendship'. but i highly suggest some version of number 1, cause she sounds crazy.

After reading your latest reply, I doubt she even has cancer...It's pretty obvious that she's a pathological liar and just wants to get in your pants.

You should do some investigating and see if she's really sick...

She's a very big lady.

Fuck her good and maybe you can turn that 100k into a million! :thumbsup

I really need a break from her. I need to find a way to let her down nicely. She needs some professional help. It's too much for me to take. I don't want her money. I have a life and a business that needs my attention. I even told her that if I'm as "smart and bright" as she says I am, I should be able to become successful without this "trust fund"

I can't tell you whether or not she really has cancer. She certainly looks very healthy for someone with a critical illness. She definitely has A LOT of energy for someone that is currently taking 10 self administered doses of chemo per day. I practically had to beg her to leave the next day as I was literally EXHAUSTED from being up for so long, and she seemed to be full of energy.

I don't need her money.

step 1- marry her
step 2- change her will so you get it all
step 3- wait for her to die
step 4- cash out!!!

truth.. i have a friend here whose ancestors(very, very wealthy ones) setup a trust fund for his grandparents down to him and he acts like a broke college kid.. yet gets about 15k/mo allotted to him from it for the next 40 years. :error

Tell her there is this woman who keeps making advances and shit, making you uncomfortable.

And then tell her who it is.

If that doesnt work, a restraining order will. Fuck it man, life is short. Be up front and tell her how it is and if she doesnt back off, tell her you will go the legal route or whatever else it takes to have peace in your life.

LOL, that's exactly what came to mind. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

BTW, there are very few people who would question this, so I applaud you for having sound reasoning. Judging by the responses in this thread you can see a lot of people would just take whatever money they could without questioning it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

How convenient.

You know what, those girls are pretty. I guess it's not just the large part, she's simply not attractive I can't put it any other way. There are hot big girls out there.

I would actually do the blonde chick...

hang yourself

Tell her your going on a date with an old girlfriend that came back into town, see how she reacts. If she freaks, she's in love with you which will most likely freak you out.
Then over a few days, tell her you fell in love again with this old girlfriend. That should split you apart.

There is no $100k. Get over that right now.

It's bullshit. Don't just walk away, fucking RUN!

I have a 3 step solution that will make everyone happy :2 cents:.

1. Accept the money so she feels happy.
2. Donate the money to me so I can put it to good use
3. Go on living your life as normal.


It's a win win situation all around :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Damn, that is pretty fucked up!!

Agreed, she might be Nigerian :upsidedow

Tell her you're into bald chicks and will only fuck her once the chemo makes her bald!

Send her your exact original post in this thread with nothing edited.

:1orglaugh

don't listen to all these haters. it could be destiny.


























































if your destiny was to be discovered in a freezer.

creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy situation. i'm picturing Kathy Bates from the movie Misery.