Chimps don't weight 200 pounds.

Who are you Jane Goodall? I was just going with what the news reported. Maybe he was fat?


http://www.wfsb.com/news/18726175/detail.html

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Yea, now I'm a terrorist! Dumb-ass. My comment wasn't to be taken literally, it meant throw the book at her.


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This one did.

"probably could have kicked mike tyson's ass"?? it would be a bloodbath of flesh and a dead man resulting :2 cents:

damn , that is terrible :(

even before seeing this, i ain't comin to your house to help you catch your chimp when it gets loose.

"Naw girl,
i don't give a fuck HOW many times we got high together.
i told you not to get one, or to get a tranq gun if you did,
but did you listen to me? No, you're on your own, baby."
-CLICK!-

That poor lady,I don't know how she has the strength to carry on

I dunno.. I didn't see that part because I couldn't bear to watch the entire thing but the way Oprah held her one remaining finger (I think it was a thumb) and didn't flinch at all and she seemed to really care.. it kinda touched me hehe:)

But yeah..wow.. this was one of the most gruesome things I have seen on tv in a long time! And I just happened to stumble upon it last nite while flipping thru the channels before bed.. ughhh:Oh crap

ps- the lady didn't just have the chimp as a pet.. she treated it like a human being! She would buy it lobster tail and crab legs for dinner and it would sit on her couch and watch tv with her.. apparently it was a "chimp actor" when it was younger.. fucking crazy people what do they expect for putting an ANIMAL in a very unnatural living situation! IT is a wild animal and should be treated and respected as one! :(

Chimp 50 Woman 0

Fuck me, I caught part of this story on the news via TV but did not see the carnage.

Fuck those people I spoke to recently. Had some animal companion people meet up with me not to long ago. They wanted to hook me up with a trained service monkey. I only could think of that movie by Stephen King called Monkey Shines. So I was very hesitant and told them I would get back to them or just perhaps look into a dog from another service animal training center.

After seeing that fuck them and their super trained monkey. Last thing I need in my life is the chance of a monkey flipping out and going ape shit on me. It would be trained well enough to be able to obtain knives from the drawers, open doors with or without keys, and well everything a service animal is trained to do. Then it would be after me with that much strength. Fuck them! That is like a mini version of the incredible hulk, with spiderman's agility chasing my crippled ass around the house trying to kill my ass. No thanks. I already know how Murphy's law feels about me.

really cruel sad story but unbelievable how strong these chimps are :(.

I just wonder how the owner feels now when she looks at whats happened. How can she sleep at night ?

yeah, she had it shot 10 times to get it right to get you to tear up. Oprah wouldnt even look the direction of this woman if she was out on the street, but on her show, yeah, she will wipe your tears, then sell the napkin to a viewer...
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That is fucked, that poor lady

I don't know what this says about me as a human being, but I would not want to live like that either. :(


I agree but I have to admit though, a trained "helper monkey" does sound appealing. Long term though I bet it would drive you nuts. Go with the dog. Dogs are awesome and so very selfless, plus the lack of thumbs keeps them in check :thumbsup

Want to hear some fairly freaky shit? Here's the 911 call


Moral of the story: don't keep chimps, don't keep chimps past puberty, don't give xanax to chimps that you've kept past puberty.

Was an accident waiting to happen.

Crazy stuff. I wonder if the Xanax really did it?

Here's an interview with the chimp's owner.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4812445n

That 911 call is horrendous! :Oh crap

OK, that just killed my Friday evening.

"Shoot him, omg he's eating her now"

urgh - yeah I really really think this is one of those "is she lucky or unlucky to be alive" situations.

I remember when I stumbled across ogrish way back when and was gobsmacked, but that 911 call knocks it all out. That's frikken horrendous. Why wild animals like that are allowed as pets is beyond me

chill im half chimp hahaha

There's a reason why Bubbles didn't stay at Neverland and no, it had nothing to do with Michael's penis. Even in Hwood, once a chimp matures to an adult, trainers usually retire them to a zoo or reserve where they are no longer handled directly by humans. They don't know their own strengths and should never be underestimated.

p.s. assisted living monkeys are usually spider monkeys and not chimps, far less dangerous and a lot easier (and smaller) to handle.

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Fucken actors!...They're all crazy...even chimp actors!!

Damn Cherry why do you hate Oprah so much? What did she ever do to you? She gave me FRRREEEEEE CAAAAAARRR!!!:)

Don't fuck with the monkey. Especially a nutless one.

i wonder if she ever bad talked him

Are you for real? A chimp can crush you with it's bare hands. Look at the size of it's arms http://www.stlzoo.org/images/chimpanzee19.jpg
They have to be at least 23 inches around.
Duke