Maybe one day you'll roll with the big boys, hobbit. Not yet, tho :)

Get an Anal Hobbit gang sign and you should be set...

Sagi loves handjobs. Not saying you could stroke your way to superbowl tickets but it's worth a shot.

LOL

I love hobbits

Does this work?
Ill ask boneprone. But he wont talk to me.

Sagi was a sponsor for my bukkake party last year (bought lots of banner space in the room) and even brought the finger food. Hes a good guy. But ive never been invited to anything. Not even to dinner.

The idea of finger food at a bukkake kinda skeevs me out.

Don't knock it until you try it.

999 out of 1000 women will tell you they prefer a BIG wallet to a BIG dick...

15 minutes of pleasure or 15 prada bags... the choice is simple for any lady...

Hmmm. Im actually starting to change my mind on this one.
Saw some photos from last years AFF event.

It seems like while boneprone is out with the pets this is what goes on for the other people.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...38f939f6c3.jpg


Is this how the company takes care of its people?
Not sure if shes one of the models or a client. Either way it doesnt look good!

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...05c8288dbc.jpg

Hmmmmm..

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...ab712bcd46.jpg

Anal Hobbit I have a question re WeirdGuy
he is now a man in age category 30+
shouldn't his new nickname be WiredMan instead of WiredGuy ?! ?!!
http://lh3.ggpht.com/__opguZCPkO4/Sw...dfinder-10.jpg

guys with little hands scare me... :2 cents:

If I go will I be hanging out with this?

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...8ec8aea01c.jpg

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...78a58c1139.jpg

Or will I be the guy on the other side of the bar with This??

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...99d1c58754.jpg

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...9b0d780d12.jpg



I just dont know.
This KungFu Panda guy kinda scares me.
Ive heard things!

If I win this contest Ill have to brush up on my pimping skills.

Let me teach you my cute Russian Canadian friend...
Yes, if his name was "wiredboy" he would need to change it to "wiredman" that is unless he is gay then its ok to stick with boy. Those people like that kinda thing.

However his name is Wired-"GUY"

The word "GUY" can refer to a man at any age really. So thus his name fits.

Its seems the bitches dont really care one way or another. Small hands and all.

I should imagine small hands are handy for getting into tight spaces, etc.

yeah, my toaster repairman have small hands...

perfect for getting jammed toast out of toaster...

if it wasnt for him i would have had to buy a toaster oven...

fine he can keep it, I just wanted to create some competition with MetaMan since Meta gets all the chicks :1orglaugh

Does Meta have big hands?

Tell meta to join this AFF contest. Lets see what he can do with the pets!

Meta has legions of pets that follow his little mushroom avatar.

LOL.
Marina. See you at internext?
Coming to our Bukkake Party? Let me know ill put you on the list.

I heard that Boneprone lost a leg in a shark attack last week.

Dude, all those photos are Photoshopped. What's wrong with you brah? Haha!

Besides, it's all just game and coin, IF it's true at all.

Work it!

Have the leg. Bad accident with a shark yes.
No lawsuit, but lets just say there will be many more future pet meetings.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._6110992_n.jpg


And They will be good.

http://modelscast.com/taya.jpg

Learn the Handsign people.

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...65724_1849.jpg

Dont take this tread the wrong way. I just dont hang out with pets.
I hang out with Special "B" Pets as well.

This last trip Sean assigned her to me.
Thanks.

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...0_430823_n.jpg

BUt she was fun.

http://www.modelscast.com/284.JPG

Hey guys..
Here's how you do it


1. Send AFF Traffic...
2. Meet The CEO Mark Bell
3. Teach him the BP4L Handsign.

http://www.modelscast.com/pet/re6.jpg

Hang with Snoop. Show him a pet
http://a649.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...35e1b1fc30.jpg

Flash a Handsign

http://www.modelscast.com/pet/re5.jpg

Introduce LL to 50
http://a994.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...b88753f229.jpg


Line the pets up.
http://www.modelscast.com/pet/tt.jpg

Pick one to steal

http://www.modelscast.com/pet/re3.jpg

Hit her over the head and throw her in the trunk.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...40224_3651.jpg

Caveman style.
Like Cube taught us.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...94_4992576.jpg

Get Actress Rose McGowan to lick your ear

http://www.modelscast.com/rose.jpg

Make sure the Wife is ok with all of it
http://www.modelscast.com/vegaszs2.jpg

and just have some fun

http://a676.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...03881675_l.jpg

Send traffic to AFF and it all will just fall into place.
See you at the superbowl!

Better practice your BP4L Handsign.

I have to say I'm impressed.

sometimes I impress myself.

Ive always done quite well with the AFF special promos. Unlike most sponsors the promos with AFF are pretty damn good..

Id like some more details about the promo. Truthfully im not a superbowl type. Id rather have a cash bonus. In the past there have been options to choose and they have been really good. Also December has 31 days so its a good month for a promo not to mention lonely people at home during the holidays. Dating should do well!

Im already starting to create ads for the promo. Ill launch it Dec 1st and keep my eyes open for the details.

Again I hope there is some cash option. The superbowl is not for me. However it would be nice to see the Pets and more importantly other webmasters who have done well with sales. Always valuable to be with such webmasters. Even if its the arrogant Boneprone.

But im the kind of guy who would rather just be paid in Gold!

We'll have an official announcement soon. There will be a cash option for whomever wins and doesn't want to attend the Superbowl. We will also have a contest down the road for gold coins. Imagine 10s of thousands in gold coins.

Thousands of Gold Coins?
Haaaaaa!!!! Now thats fucking funny shit!

Its a PIRATES TREASURE!!! THOUSANDS OF GOLD COINS!

The perfect contest for all the AFF Pirates!
I love it!


Lets call it the AFF Piarate Contest.
THERES GOLD IN THEM WATERS MATES!

Arrraaaaghhh Ahoy!

Attention AFF PIRATES! Win the Ultimate Pirate Treasure...... GOLD!!!!
AFF's NEWEST PROMOTION!

JANUARY IS NATIONAL PIRATE MONTH!

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs50/f/20...y_garang76.jpg

Photos from the Next AFF Gathering

http://www.beckersbakeryanddeli.com/...re%20movie.jpg

bonepro seems to have the life

Gold would be nice.
Hopefully this promo can be within reach of the mid level affilates and not just the heavy hitting Kiwi Hobbit people.

It would be cool if we could compete with others within our own size. Like people with same yearly avg or something. Like you guys did with that contest earlier in the year.

good luck bro !

is she still with Bret Michaels?

Ill be sure to ask the next time we all have a threesome.

I remember when I used to be cool enough to hang with BP.
:(

I heard AFF was about to go under, but he saved them with making a few bets on games, now he was made CFO and owns 51% of the company :1orglaugh

So anyone have any details about this contest?