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Gerco 11-29-2009 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 16596790)
I was going to leave this idiocy stand, but since the banner mentioned BROOKE SKYE I'll point out... Jennifer and Jessica rhyme, and 6 and Brooks both end in KS sound.

Yes I'm not a perfect 10 but Ten uuhhh Jen is.

Jen starts with the 10th letter, Graham starts with the 7th letter. I'm actually a 7, like James Bond has the license to kill, God has power of life and death.

James Bond was a prophesy what Adam would be like, a universal agent.

Flemming and Nostradamus have similar names even, to smell is to predict (before you taste), Ian Flemming was a modern prophet.

Now I know you're not going to follow that.

Actually, "6" ends in a icks sound, while "brooks" ends in a ooks no match there.
Mind you in my late 20s every woman turned her head at me. My cousin was a good looking blonde gay nightclubber, I saw a magazine cover once "World's sexiest man" with a picture of Brad Pitt. I told my cousin if Bradd Pitt was standing next to me in a night club I would get more come ons, and he said yep I would. Unfortunately due to the heathen antics of the renegade US government agency that hinders me, Jennifer missed out on my good looks.

"Jennifer and Jessica rhyme, and 6 and Brooks both end in KS sound."

Actually, "Jennifer end in the fer sound and "Jessica" ends in the ca sound... not even close... "6" ends in a icks sound, while "brooks" ends in a ooks no match there.


"Jen starts with the 10th letter, Graham starts with the 7th letter. I'm actually a 7, like James Bond has the license to kill, God has power of life and death."

My name starts with the 3rd letter, so by your logic, the trinity as is the holy trinity, so I trump your 7 by 3.

Your answer here....
When will Herc die?
"... with a cheap little gun"

Is sadly how this will all end up by your own hands. It may just be your cry for help.

You know, I'm not even making fun of you at this point... I just wish you would get help.

cam_girls 11-29-2009 11:08 AM

You're arguing that hearing Jennifer Brooks, making me think of Jessica 6 was in error somehow. It's impossible it's a sign because one is ooks and one is iks. aha.

greg80 11-29-2009 11:20 AM

Hi Herc,

would you be so kind and let us all know where you got the $350k to invest in camgirls.com.

Thank you.

Gerco 11-29-2009 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 16596891)
You're arguing that hearing Jennifer Brooks, making me think of Jessica 6 was in error somehow. It's impossible it's a sign because one is ooks and one is iks. aha.

No, not arguing. Unfortunately, you have crossed a point where there is no arguing. Your mind has become so twisted up that you will always be right and justified no matter what others tell you. With help, you may be able to come around, but your never going to seek that help yourself. It would take someone that knows you to instigate that help, and from reading it sound like you have no one that would care enough to try.

If you truly believe your the Adam, then what would a few tests matter? Why not check into a hospital and let them verify what your saying? Actual medical tests showing your ADAM. What better proof than that for all these nay sayers. If I where you I would find a local center check into it and put all these doubts to end right now!

But, only a Truman would be so brave...

cam_girls 11-29-2009 11:36 AM

medical test for deity? hahaha many many police, nurses, doctors, judges, lawyers have heard the mind probe and know I'm the truman, but they're public servants just like the secret service, they get paid by the government, they treat the probe as a great new tool to correct and treat people. nobody gives a fuck I'm Adam even when they realise it, with my thoughts being broadcast out aloud I'm extremely vulnerable in public and everyone abuses it. Even if I came across a sane plebian who wanted to help me, the secret service just implants negative ideas in their head.

Walk around with your mind being broadcast to everyone, you'll soon realise what nasty fuckers everyone are

lazycash 11-29-2009 12:30 PM

Lol, none of your supposed random phrases actually answer the questions. The question was why are "you" being tortured, you are not a witch, therefore the answer is nonsense. You want to believe so bad that you have some sort of psychic power that you are willing to resort to anything to try and draw some sort of connection where there is obviously none. You think everyone is somehow out to get you and wonder why we can't all see what you think is so obvious, hopefully at some point in your life you'll realize that we were right all along and it is indeed you who is blind.

lazycash 11-29-2009 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by greg80 (Post 16596919)
Hi Herc,

would you be so kind and let us all know where you got the $350k to invest in camgirls.com.

Thank you.

I'm guessing it has to be inheritance. He didn't have the last 50k, so he had to get a loan. I'm sure he's having fun paying that back with camgirls.com bringing in virtually no revenue.

After Shock Media 11-29-2009 12:35 PM

Sweet jesus, and I thought it was crazy town with the assumptions of easy money with just owning this domain. Never in my wildest parts of my imagination did I expect it to take such a turn into the realm of deities, psychic powers, and tests of the supernatural with prize money possibly going to fund the site itself.

Seriously holy crap. To think I thought mindwaste was the resident psycho. Shit you not only evicted him, you built a palace of nuttiness in his place.

Not sure if this is epic fail or win - only thing I am sure of is the thought of you with money is fucking scary and am sort of glad you blew it all on the domain name.

fatfoo 11-29-2009 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 16581086)
Yeah, he's just not very good at marketing. He should have had an articulate, attractive female doing the video along with some supportive graphs for return on investment to at least be somewhat enticing.


Should have been read by a sexy articulate chick is right. He doens't even sound enthusiastic. Big money is supposed to have a nice look and nice sound to it.

lazycash 11-29-2009 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16597069)
Should have been read by a sexy articulate chick is right. He doens't even sound enthusiastic. Big money is supposed to have a nice look and nice sound to it.

I think he was relying on his looks to sell, remember he says he once could have walked into a club with Brad Pitt and Brad wouldn't have stood a chance.

Pleasurepays 11-29-2009 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16597058)
Seriously holy crap. To think I thought mindwaste was the resident psycho. Shit you not only evicted him, you built a palace of nuttiness in his place.


sadly, they BOTH suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

however, mindwaste was able to admit it and fully understood that he needed therapy, needed at least part time care and that his life was better on medication and when getting help.

graham is simply a little smarter than a burned out stoner. but it plays against him. he knows how sick he is, he also knows that he's also suffering from paranoid schizophrenia, but he's obviously much better at rationalizing and explaining his own delusions (as nonsensical as those explanations tend to be).

AaliyahLove 11-29-2009 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 16596261)

Of course you fucks will be banned from intelligent search and cyberspace and all future tech,


Fuck!!! I was just starting to like this interweb stuff :(

lagcam 11-29-2009 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16597058)
....only thing I am sure of is the thought of you with money is fucking scary and am sort of glad you blew it all on the domain name.

Could not agree more.

uno 11-29-2009 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 16596952)
medical test for deity? hahaha many many police, nurses, doctors, judges, lawyers have heard the mind probe and know I'm the truman, but they're public servants just like the secret service, they get paid by the government, they treat the probe as a great new tool to correct and treat people. nobody gives a fuck I'm Adam even when they realise it, with my thoughts being broadcast out aloud I'm extremely vulnerable in public and everyone abuses it. Even if I came across a sane plebian who wanted to help me, the secret service just implants negative ideas in their head.

Walk around with your mind being broadcast to everyone, you'll soon realise what nasty fuckers everyone are

Of all these people who realize your "Adam", can one of them post to backup your claims that they too believe that?

uno 11-29-2009 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 16596820)
the JREF paranormal investigator's answers were even better than yours, until he did it on video.

they're basically yes / no answers, use random quotes from a book. Evasion anticipated!

They are basically yes / no questions. They seem pretty spot on to me. Why are you doubting my channeling abilities?

cam_girls 11-29-2009 08:56 PM

so, I'm a witch is not an answer because.... that would mean I'm supernatural... which isn't true because the answer "I'm a witch" was wrong, so I'm not supernatural therefore I can't be a witch, therefore the answer was wrong and I'm not supernatural. aha.

Actually, you fuckwits brought this up, this is an issue with James Randi and Aus Skeptics I don't care what a bunch of forum losers believes or not, carry on.

Of course all you have to do is answer 10 questions with quotes from random pages of a book, compare your answers to mine, and my claim is either justified or disproven. But you don't need to do that, you can just argue that you're right, Adam is impossible, the Truman show had nothing true to it, US isn't really reading your minds... happy? Back to real life that is verified on TV, off you go! Life is so simple, you're top of the food chain again, you're all humans and there was never any doubt about it, why look at you all, what a fine bunch of genetics we have here, nope not a single ape amongst you, you're all wonderful people with great personalities, the human race is going great with you guys at the helm.. halayula got that sorted out!

uno 11-29-2009 09:14 PM

I've been meaning to ask what a Groom Computer is.

Also, I thought Briskepticon was going to be the turning point when we all realize you are The Truman/Genesis Adam/have paranormal powers/religion being proven according to your channels. What happened with that?

Pleasurepays 11-29-2009 09:18 PM

how do you reconcile the fact that you have zero supporters?

that the only one that believes what you say is you?

you know that your beliefs/behaviors/delusions are symptomatic of classic paranoid schizophrenia. in fact, you admitted that. if you were even the least bit rational/reasonable, you would have to also consider that you're wrong in what you believe and that you might be schizophrenic.

If I start coughing and have a sore throat... i wouldn't deny that I have a cold. If I was denying it for what ever reason, I would at least have to consider that its a possibility that I might in fact have caught a cold as a reasonable, rational person.

When you find yourself standing alone, with the whole world pointing at you and telling you that you have a problem... then (to use your own reasoning) - there is a very high probability, that the one with the problem is you.. and it's highly improbable that it's everyone else and not you.

Why are you judging your own responses found in quotes to be prophetic or to be "channeling"? Wouldn't it seem obvious to others besides yourself? Why do you think no one agrees with you?

And again, if no one agrees with you... how can you be so sure that you're not the one with the problem?

cam_girls 11-29-2009 09:35 PM

i know for fact I'm right, I'm here with all the evidence, you're reading a far fetched theory and siding on the side of most plausable explanation. It's like Neil Armstrong telling NASA the moon taste like cheese, they'll think he's nuts, but he's there.

I can think any question I like, turn to anything around me, and there will be a symbolic answer. I've done it 10,000 times, I know for fact it's not a pattern I'm seeing. Every day dozens of people will comment on me being Adam, I'm not hearing things, how could I imagine their correct tone of voice if I've never seen them before?

It's a new theory, it's not even that out of this world, so what I'm son of God, and the US made me truman and can read minds and has a PA system from space. thousands of people have heard it, about the biggest shock was at Briskepticon as I was leaving someone said "I'm surprised". It's trivial, you're just denying me because you don't want to be ruled by anyone. If you had a scientific mind you'd consider the possibility I am right, put on a webcam, open a book, write down 10 random phrases. Can you answer whether aliens will ever visit Earth with an answer as good as "there are few enough as it is"? No you can't, because you can't channel, the world is random to you, the world is NOT random to me, everything is coordinated around me. It's not impossible.

dav3 11-29-2009 09:47 PM

So when are the aliens coming to visit? I want to make sure I get some extra refreshments. What do they drink/eat?

ShellyCrash 11-29-2009 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 16598192)
Of course all you have to do is answer 10 questions with quotes from random pages of a book, compare your answers to mine, and my claim is either justified or disproven.

OK, let's take this thing for a test drive. I'll answer the same 10 questions - errr.. wait, you only did 7- ok, make that the same 7 questions you answered using a copy of "Shit Magnet" by Jim Goad.

Can I Herc the million dollar paranormal prize?
"All I hear is the bitter wind" pg 125

When will Herc die?
"JUNE 11TH START/OUT AUGUST 14TH." pg 199

How do we know that Herc is Adam?
"As with the White House Shooter, I find myself being blamed for something about which I feel zero culpability." pg 121

What can Adam do that would qualify for the JREF million dollar prize?
"Maybe she shouldn't have been showing naked pictures of herself in Texaco parking lots... or performing fellatio on her boyfriend's dog... or walking around downtown Portland with cum dried on her face from gutterpunk circle jerks... or exchanging blowjobs for heroin." pg 141

Why are you being tortured by the government?
"Such muddying of the physical and theoretical led to several propositions that were so irrational, they boardered on the insane." pg 90

Will Megan Fox win the Oscar for best actress in 2010?
"One guy tells me he's opposed to domestic violence but would make an exception in her case." pg 217

Will Edmond Wollman ever pay back Susan Boyle?
"And he never complains about it." pg 210

So, what do YOU think!?

ShellyCrash 11-29-2009 09:57 PM

You know, I think god is speaking through me tonight. I've got my copy of Shit Magnet beside me and I'm ready to do some dipping. Ask away- if you dare to know THE FUTURE!

Gerco 11-29-2009 10:01 PM

http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/...-one-care.html


Man, I thought you where crazy here... but you do take this elsewhere....

campimp 11-29-2009 10:02 PM

at least he has a white label up

did anyone actually buy any shares? if so, are you giving them a share of whatever you are earnings with webcams.com?

Gerco 11-29-2009 10:09 PM

http://sci4um.com/about69.html
http://www.groupsrv.com/science/about91739.html
http://phorums.com.au/archive/index.php/t-132326.html
http://www.physicsbanter.com/physics...n-macro-2.html
http://www.archivum.info/sci.skeptic..._with_my_topic

And this goes on and on and on.... Just google "Groom Computer" Herc

craziness....

ShellyCrash 11-29-2009 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by campimp (Post 16598316)
did anyone actually buy any shares? if so, are you giving them a share of whatever you are earnings with webcams.com?

Let's telephone god!

Did anyone actually buy any shares?
"It's like a huge game of Tag, and no one wants to be 'it'." pg 304


If anyone bought shares, is Herc giving them a share of whatever he earns with webcams.com?
"Mutual handjobs and then slumber." pg 151

will76 11-29-2009 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 16596805)
Can I win the million dollar paranormal prize?
"My sources say no"

When will Herc die?
"Yes"

How do you know that you are Adam?
"My reply is no"

What can Adam do that would qualify for the JREF million dollar prize?
"Very Doubtful"

Why are you being tortured by the government?
"No Way!"

Will Megan Fox win the Oscar for best actress in 2010?
"Outlook Not So Good"

Will Edmond Wollman ever pay back Susan Boyle?
"Most Likely"

Will aliens ever visit Earth?
"Don't count on it"

OK will Earth be governed by an artificial intelligence in the future?
"Signs point to yes"

Will our atmosphere be healthy to breathe in 100 years?
"As I see it, yes"

Will aliens ever visit Earth?
"outlook not so good"

Will Earth be governed by an artificial intelligence in the future?
"ask again later"

Will our atmosphere be healthy to breathe in 100 years?
"reply hazy, try again"

Get on the phone to a qualified health professional.

hey you cheated!!!

http://sundaynonsports.files.wordpre.../11/toldya.jpg

lazycash 11-29-2009 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 16598348)
Let's telephone god!

Did anyone actually buy any shares?
"It's like a huge game of Tag, and no one wants to be 'it'." pg 304


If anyone bought shares, is Herc giving them a share of whatever he earns with webcams.com?
"Mutual handjobs and then slumber." pg 151

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh man, I'm rollin, this is hilarious.

cam_girls 11-29-2009 10:39 PM

amazing how many people can do bibliomancy as long as they don't do it on video!

I mean, how ingenious to read a book for a few pages and find a humerous anecdote! Wow you're the 10th moron to do that trick.

So shelly, you're telling me to the question when will I die the very first piece of text you came across was a date? That's quite well.... unbelievable, and obvious cheat at that, you just broke 10,000 to one odds by channelling a 'when' question with a date from a random page of a book. Well done cheater. Don't you have a webcam pussy? bit shy? bit fugly?

ShellyCrash 11-29-2009 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 16598383)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh man, I'm rollin, this is hilarious.

I think we can come to one of two conclusions:

either god is talking through me at half passed midnight through my copy of "Shit Magnet"

OR

if you look hard enough and want to believe bad enough you can force your mind to make sense out of random bullshit.

What do you say, Herc? At least my god gave me a time frame for the date you will die. :1orglaugh

woj 11-29-2009 10:46 PM

350 shares sold :)

cam_girls 11-29-2009 10:56 PM

shelly check www.greatestmagicshowonearth.com I did another 3 questions, makes 10.

do all 10 on video reading the 1st thing you see on a random page, and I'll paypal you $50.

ShellyCrash 11-29-2009 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 16598418)
shelly check www.greatestmagicshowonearth.com I did another 3 questions, makes 10.

do all 10 on video reading the 1st thing you see on a random page, and I'll paypal you $50.

I actually dip the correct way, I don't just open the book and visually skim the pages. I actually stick my finger in the book and point randomly at the page, then write out the entire sentence I land on, not just one or two words. Some of them aren't perfect but the Meagan Fox one really made me laugh out loud.

I would tape myself doing this but $50 isn't worth risking my dignity should someone come across the video by chance and think I am a skitzo.

Grab a copy of Shit Magnet and play along. If you check page 210 two lines down is the sentence "Never demands anything in return." I really wanted to fudge and grab at that one, maybe god missed my a few centimeters, but hey- THIS IS FUCKING SCIENCE!

cam_girls 11-29-2009 11:16 PM

what bullshit. what a bunch of scared faggot heathens

you broke 10,000 to one on the date answer, and 100 to 1 on most of the others, that's 6^100 * 10,000. congrats, you won the James Randi million dollar prize 5 times over.

$50 now, $500 when you upload the video. or is your dignity so great? what fuckin dignity you're a fucking APE ugly sheila.

you could be showing me that I"m seeing messages that aren't there, if I look hard enough, help me dumb slut, help me see your equal channelling.

ShellyCrash 11-29-2009 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 16598437)
$50 now, $500 when you upload the video. or is your dignity so great? what fuckin dignity you're a fucking APE ugly sheila.

you could be showing me that I"m seeing messages that aren't there, if I look hard enough, help me dumb slut, help me see your equal channelling.

The internet is forever and my dignity is worth more than $500.

It's like they say, an infinite number of monkeys banging away randomly on an infinite number of keyboards and at some point one will give you the works of shakespeare.

Anyone else can test this. Just grab a book off the shelf, ask "god" a magic question, stick your finger in between the pages and pry it open and there you go. Hell, give a toddler a highlighter and today's newspaper ask him a question and if you look hard enough I bet in 20 minutes you'll think he's fucking Nostradamus.

Take a friendly tip- pick your dignity up off the floor and delete this lunacy of yours from youtube before it's used as evidence of your ill mental state.

lazycash 11-29-2009 11:53 PM

Maybe Shelly is your Eve? She was sent to you to help you launch camgirls.com, can't you see how obvious this is.

dav3 11-29-2009 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 16598469)
Maybe Shelly is your Eve? She was sent to you to help you launch camgirls.com, can't you see how obvious this is.

http://i48.tinypic.com/smbxav.jpg

papill0n 11-30-2009 12:14 AM

batshit fucking crazy

ShellyCrash 11-30-2009 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 16598473)

I've been searching my whole life for Vinz Clortho...

There is no Shelly, only Zuul!

cam_girls 11-30-2009 12:23 AM

nice backpeddle. nobody will go on cam, say "this is just to demonstrate that channelling does NOT work and anybody can get answers if you look hard enough... question 1..."

HAHAHA.... you're all BAT SHIT SCARED. You all know you can't get answers like I did and you think you can hush God up like the skeptic companies. Well half of you are pretty thick and can't see the channels period, but the other half of you really are too scared to do it on video.

Nobody will act as a control on a simple experiment, what a toss pot forum.

BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK what a bunch of cowards.

What's your excuse lazy cash? too dignified to open a book to a random page? HAHAHA you couldn't get a hit if you painted a practice target on your ass.

But Shelly, she just pointed her finger up her ass and read out 7 funny jokes from random quotes. FUCK ME DEAR get a job writing jokes for David Lettermen they'd save millions, just point shelly's finger up her ass and BAM - funny joke, funny joke, funny joke, funny joke, funny joke. ALL AT RANDOM SHE SWEARS... such a pig fuck liar.


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