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JustDaveXxx 12-03-2009 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dez (Post 16611313)
So Dave and I got in a fight once...... in UFC 09 and the bastard fucking beat me at my own game. I mean its his Bday and I buy him the game, Im playing at his house, Im working the fuck out of him in the third round so I get cocky and shoot on him and BAMMM instant KO from a fucking knee while Im shooting on his ass. I CALL BULLSHIT, the sad part is I think its on video. FML I want a rematch

OMG! That was so funny! You beat everyone in the house that night and beat me stupid. I just wanted it to go to a desicion that i way would have lost and with 10 seconds left in the 3rd round BAM!! Knee to the head. and you were out!! was video taped and everything. too funny!


Lesson learned from the video game, "Anything can happen anytime to anybody" . There is no Reward for stepping up and playing "Hero" unless its on a video game.:2 cents:

joshll 12-03-2009 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Angel (Post 16608739)
he hurt some of my friends- who totally didn't deserve it!

I will safely say that I will NOT be hiring him to bang me, or any of my girls at any point in time.

HUMPH! :thumbsup

id bang you..for free :thumbsup

on anither note..i grew up in a rough part of england..and when somebody hits you, you dont walk off, you spit in there eyes and stamp on there heads..

Survival Instincts..right ?

DirtyDanza 12-03-2009 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 16611329)
Ill say this, all the fighter guys think they are bad ass til they find the blind side of a baseball bat. Sure they are trained and tough guys but they are still human. Blow to the head will knock him cold. I dont care how trained they are.

Everyone thinks they know what happened that night, especially since as the story gets rolled down hill and changes along the way. In reality..it was quick and no one was targeted, just a tough guy throwing his fists catching who was in striking distance. Not really enough time to jump in and do something... but realize this.. if youre in a club and you see a guy throwing fists.. do you honestly know at that moment who is in the wrong and who to attack as a group....at that particular moment. No.

Again this is just my opinion.


I hate to chime in on this one but...

a baseball bat to the head of a trained fighter is not really going to hurt him.. ive read report after report that a good fighter and really good muay thai kicker can swing his already hardened shin into your head much harder than any pro MLB baseball player can swing a bat... so on the flipside a true fighter can take one of those kicks... which means a swing from a bat will prolly just piss him off....

John-ACWM 12-03-2009 12:20 PM

Fights seems to be his first love :)

seeric 12-03-2009 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 16609630)
Im bout same weight and I've fought quite a few people that had me by 80lbs and lets just say Im still alive lol.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeric 12-03-2009 12:34 PM

jsutdavexxx is a pussy

i will crush you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

Martin 12-03-2009 12:39 PM

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Anthony 12-03-2009 01:06 PM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...3/jiujitsu.jpg

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-03-2009 02:37 PM

http://www.funmunch.com/funny_pictur...o%20Men%20.gif

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czarina 12-03-2009 02:41 PM

too many steroids!

Huggles 12-03-2009 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 16611526)
I hate to chime in on this one but...

a baseball bat to the head of a trained fighter is not really going to hurt him.. ive read report after report that a good fighter and really good muay thai kicker can swing his already hardened shin into your head much harder than any pro MLB baseball player can swing a bat... so on the flipside a true fighter can take one of those kicks... which means a swing from a bat will prolly just piss him off....


Are you retarded?


Give me a bat, and Brock Lesner's head. I'll swing it as hard as I can as long as I'm legally not responsible if he dies. One good hit to someone's head with a baseball bat and you can kill them.

Do you even fucking know what a blot clot in your brain will do to you?

Huggles 12-03-2009 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 16611526)
I hate to chime in on this one but...

a baseball bat to the head of a trained fighter is not really going to hurt him.. ive read report after report that a good fighter and really good muay thai kicker can swing his already hardened shin into your head much harder than any pro MLB baseball player can swing a bat... so on the flipside a true fighter can take one of those kicks... which means a swing from a bat will prolly just piss him off....


Dude, you're a trained fighter, How about I fight you with my left arm only, but I get to hit you in the head with a baseball bat right at the beginning of the match?

After all, it's not really going to hurt you, right?

xNetworx 12-03-2009 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 16611526)
I hate to chime in on this one but...

a baseball bat to the head of a trained fighter is not really going to hurt him.. ive read report after report that a good fighter and really good muay thai kicker can swing his already hardened shin into your head much harder than any pro MLB baseball player can swing a bat... so on the flipside a true fighter can take one of those kicks... which means a swing from a bat will prolly just piss him off....

:1orglaugh 100% retarded statement

If a major league player or even a good high school player hits you in the head, full force, with a bat, you will die or be in a coma.

DirtyDanza 12-03-2009 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 16612016)
Dude, you're a trained fighter, How about I fight you with my left arm only, but I get to hit you in the head with a baseball bat right at the beginning of the match?

After all, it's not really going to hurt you, right?

im not saying me.... fuck that.. I would not stand there and let someone kick me in the head willingly either... im not that fucking trained.. just saying reports ive read on kicks and the psi they can produce vs the psi baseball players are producing ....

DirtyDanza 12-03-2009 02:50 PM


xNetworx 12-03-2009 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 16612043)

A kick to the head from a pro fighter can kill you but a bat to the head full force from a pro player WILL kill you.

Pipecrew 12-03-2009 03:02 PM

too bad justdave was not at the party, he could have done a flying armbar and stopped the beatdown!

tiger 12-03-2009 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16608696)
he's 185 pounds - fucking embarassing that a couple of guys couldn't jump him and kick the shit out of the psycho.

185 isn't small and weight and size don't mean much when you are talking about a pro fighter vs your average Joe. I had an instructor that was only about 5'4 or shorter and the guy easily took out 5 guys that jumped him.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-07-2009 02:12 AM

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-...artialArts.jpg

You keep pumping iron, and I will keep on pumping irony... :winkwink:

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Altwebdesign 12-07-2009 02:29 AM

what a head case!

american pervert 12-07-2009 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16621625)
http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-...artialArts.jpg

You keep pumping iron, and I will keep on pumping irony... :winkwink:

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can you point out the irony please?

baddog 12-07-2009 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 16611526)
I hate to chime in on this one but...

a baseball bat to the head of a trained fighter is not really going to hurt him.. ive read report after report that a good fighter and really good muay thai kicker can swing his already hardened shin into your head much harder than any pro MLB baseball player can swing a bat... so on the flipside a true fighter can take one of those kicks... which means a swing from a bat will prolly just piss him off....

Can we do a demo at Internext? I will even let you choose the bat, wood or aluminum.

Meloman 12-07-2009 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 16611453)
OMG! There is no Reward for stepping up and playing "Hero" unless its on a video game.:2 cents:

This all reminds me of a fight that broke out at my buddies house back in high school. Big party, lots of people, multiple kegs etc.. All my good good friends happen to be in the garage with the kegs. I was on my way to the bathroom inside and noticed 5 guys getting into an argument with my buddy throwing the party. Next thing you know all 5 guys push him into the bedroom hallway and jump him.

Of course i feel obligated to jump in to help my friend. There was no thinking involved, just gut instinct. 5 against 1 was bullshit, especially since my friend was a nice guy non fighter type. I was able to position myself next to my buddy and leaving room for only 1-2 people to swing at us. Unfortunately I could see another friend try to join but ended up getting beat up by the 3 other thugs. Emergency Ambulance had to be called for him. Severe concussion. Somehow they got him down and were kicking him.

Me, I had my tooth chipped. Well technically it was chipped before and it was the "bonding" that broke off . Didn't hurt at all but it "looked" like I had my tooth knocked out.

Every girl that stuck around after the police left kept telling me how brave it was that I jumped it to help my friend. "Oh that tooth must hurt". I off course played it up and said it was painfull (when it wasn't). At the time I was only maybe 5"4 and 120 lbs wet.

And yes this helped me "get the girl" I liked at the time :-)

Moral of the story - Sometimes there is a "right time" to jump into fights and help out AND the outcome can get you laid :-) granted this was all stupid high school stuff.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-07-2009 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16622063)
can you point out the irony please?

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/...8241-irony.jpg

http://afrocityblog.files.wordpress....9/04/irony.jpg

In the case of War Machine, he proclaims that he lives to fight and fuck - the irony is if he ends up in jail, he'll undoubtedly be able to experience both, just probably not quite the way he envisioned. :upsidedow

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american pervert 12-07-2009 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16623400)
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/...8241-irony.jpg

http://afrocityblog.files.wordpress....9/04/irony.jpg

In the case of War Machine, he proclaims that he lives to fight and fuck - the irony is if he ends up in jail, he'll undoubtedly be able to experience both, just probably not quite the way he envisioned. :upsidedow

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much better, thanks!

flashfire 12-07-2009 02:22 PM

what a piece of trash that guy is


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