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NemesisEnforcer 12-03-2009 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 16608879)

Ive always believed the way to keep a relationship healthy is to have separate bedrooms. Is there anything wrong with this idea? Keep some mystique in the relationship plus you can fart all you like.
The trend now is not only separate bathrooms but separate master bedrooms.

DAMNMAN 12-03-2009 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 16608851)
I never fart in front of someone I am dating, no matter how far into the relationship. Nor do I want a girl in the bathroom when I am dropping a deuce. Once you get to that point your relationship is already fucking dead and over...
I agree 100%!!!! I've been married for 10 years and haven't floated an air biscut in front of her yet....... It helps keep up the illusion in a relationship. Don't let your partner see you in unattractive ways doing unattractive things. EVER!!! >;-)):2 cents:

Pedro Pink Robot 12-03-2009 10:22 AM
I always fart, hehe.
Specially after a few beers when we're with our friends, it's impossible to hold/go to another place - no big deal.
And I think it's funny when she does it.

Vendot 12-03-2009 12:42 PM
So it seems we have two separate groups here:

(1) They just fart infront of their wives and dont give a shit.

(2) They hide their farts, carry them to another location and then emit before returning to their partners with a big and inexplicable grin of contentment.

Black Label Scripts 12-03-2009 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 16608851)
I never fart in front of someone I am dating, no matter how far into the relationship. Nor do I want a girl in the bathroom when I am dropping a deuce. Once you get to that point your relationship is already fucking dead and over...
Amen :2 cents::2 cents:

dav3 12-03-2009 03:13 PM
Whenever I feel like it.

xNetworx 12-03-2009 03:47 PM
I never fart in front of chicks. It can do no good. :2 cents:

Vendot 12-05-2009 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 16612297)
I never fart in front of chicks. It can do no good. :2 cents:
Why only 2 cents?


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