well said, agree with you totally

Farting = cool.

Sharting = not cool.

:1orglaugh Dating posters isn't really my thing....but to each their own :winkwink:

I think a lot of you are not taking this very seriously and im talking about a long term relationship..... like maybe even a marriage situation.

Youre in a relationship and all men need to fart. Its a bodily function.

You cannot ALWAYS go to the toilet to fart, if youre sharing a bed. In any case, you cannot possibly schedule a fart. What i mean is that when you arrive in the toilet, the chances are that the fart isnt ready and you have wait a futher 20 minutes or so.

Then what?

I think the idea of farting into a closet is great ie to dampen the reverberations but of course its highly inconvenient especially if the closet is in the same bedroom. I can imagine the lady asking why he got out of bed to fart in the closet when he could just have farted in the bed.

Sharting is just pure disgusting and thats not what this thread is about.

when were already married.

I freely let mine rip in front of my wife but I'm somewhat considerate (apart from the disgusting noise, the post-fart giggling, etc ;) )... if we're in bed then I turn over and lift the cover so I fart outwards.

Oh finally we here it from the horses mouth so to speak.... ie a real husband and wife situation. Anyone feel that this should be the template for the treatment of in-relationship farting?

Personally I dont ever want to fart infront of any future wife, so i dont know how I will ever handle this.

I think my wife farts more than me, she's always guffing. took her a few months though. I've always let rip whenever I needed to, if she turns her nose up she's not a keeper.

Women don't fart, they fluff

The trend now is not only separate bathrooms but separate master bedrooms.

I agree 100%!!!! I've been married for 10 years and haven't floated an air biscut in front of her yet....... It helps keep up the illusion in a relationship. Don't let your partner see you in unattractive ways doing unattractive things. EVER!!! >;-)):2 cents:

I always fart, hehe.
Specially after a few beers when we're with our friends, it's impossible to hold/go to another place - no big deal.
And I think it's funny when she does it.

So it seems we have two separate groups here:

(1) They just fart infront of their wives and dont give a shit.

(2) They hide their farts, carry them to another location and then emit before returning to their partners with a big and inexplicable grin of contentment.

Amen :2 cents::2 cents:

Whenever I feel like it.

I never fart in front of chicks. It can do no good. :2 cents:

Why only 2 cents?