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CDSmith 12-03-2009 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16612015)
I live in Nashville. I'm a songwriter and watch CMT, MTV, FUSE, and local country music channels. She is all over the fucking place there. She is also front page news on Yahoo at least once a fucking day. If you aren't exposed to this bitch at least once a day, you live under a fucking rock.

A rock? No. I haven't loaded the Yahoo main page in years, I don't watch any of those tv stations. The only time I catch a glimpse of her is when there's some commercial featuring her or her name is mentioned in some awards show promo.... or during that Kanye thing on the news. But since I hold the clicker I am GOD when it comes to my TV. I have the power to click, and click I do.

Problem solved.

But the one time I did see and hear her perform several months back on some awards show, well, to say she has no talent at all is just plain stupid. As much as I don't care for her music there's simply no way anyone with an objective mind can say the girl lacks talent. I suspect she'll be around to torture us a lot longer than you think.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-03-2009 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 16612384)

She (Taylor Swift) writes most of her own stuff anyways.

And actually me and my cowriter had a song on hold with Miley Cyrus 2 months ago, but they decided it was too mature for her.

But that would of been a nice payday since her last album shipped 6 million copies lol

Sure you did... :1orglaugh

What is the last Top 40 country song you wrote or co-authored?

And what do any of your delusions of grandeur have to do with Taylor Swift?!? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Your boastful extraneous claim without any substantiation is as fake as this pic of Taylor Swift (and anyone that knows about your past knows what a bullshitter you are):

http://www.yovofakesblog.com/picture...wift-naked.jpg

ADG

kane 12-03-2009 10:55 PM

Someone has been getting into the Haterade.

POed-poster 12-03-2009 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by thedoc (Post 16612903)
hahaha, this is what we get from you, a brilliant responses like this? But what i do i expect, you came crying and whining like a little bitch on a message board....

The pathetic jealously is shinning through... I will let ya get back to your stalking.

eat shit and die, fuck up!

POed-poster 12-03-2009 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 16612923)
I bet you that Kanye West gives her an apology at the grammy awards (for messing with her at the MTV awards)...would be a good PR move.

You mean like Chris Brown, who has to apologize every single day to appease the PC police? I think he should tell the skank to go sit on his dick.

POed-poster 12-03-2009 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16613218)
A rock? No. I haven't loaded the Yahoo main page in years, I don't watch any of those tv stations. The only time I catch a glimpse of her is when there's some commercial featuring her or her name is mentioned in some awards show promo.... or during that Kanye thing on the news. But since I hold the clicker I am GOD when it comes to my TV. I have the power to click, and click I do.

Problem solved.

But the one time I did see and hear her perform several months back on some awards show, well, to say she has no talent at all is just plain stupid. As much as I don't care for her music there's simply no way anyone with an objective mind can say the girl lacks talent. I suspect she'll be around to torture us a lot longer than you think.

I don't like her and I can say anything I fucking want to say. Free country and all.

potter 12-03-2009 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16612015)
I live in Nashville. I'm a songwriter and watch CMT, MTV, FUSE, and local country music channels. She is all over the fucking place there. She is also front page news on Yahoo at least once a fucking day. If you aren't exposed to this bitch at least once a day, you live under a fucking rock.

Not watching CMT/MTV/FUSE, or visiting Yahoo = living under a rock?

Sorry, but your logic is backwards. Being a songwriter you should know better than to be watching CMT/MTV/FUSE. What's next, you're going to download some clip art and get into logo design?

You bring some massive fail to the table. It's quite hilarious.

potter 12-03-2009 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16613491)
I don't like her and I can say anything I fucking want to say. Free country and all.

What country? This is the internet FYI. :1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-03-2009 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16613491)
I don't like her and I can say anything I fucking want to say. Free country and all.

FREE Country Music...

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday....h-finger-2.jpg

ADG

POed-poster 12-03-2009 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16613428)
Sure you did... :1orglaugh

What is the last Top 40 country song you wrote or co-authored?

And what do any of your delusions of grandeur have to do with Taylor Swift?!? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Your boastful extraneous claim without any substantiation is as fake as this pic of Taylor Swift (and anyone that knows about your past knows what a bullshitter you are):

http://www.yovofakesblog.com/picture...wift-naked.jpg

ADG

It didn't sound to me like he was boasting, and what would be the point of boasting about a hold. A hold is still a NO. Until you have listened to this guy's songs, how can you fucking judge his talent. On the other hand, you are probably compensating for never having done anything of any significance in the world. Those are the kinds of losers who like to piss on everyone else.

POed-poster 12-03-2009 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by potter (Post 16613496)
Not watching CMT/MTV/FUSE, or visiting Yahoo = living under a rock?

Sorry, but your logic is backwards. Being a songwriter you should know better than to be watching CMT/MTV/FUSE. What's next, you're going to download some clip art and get into logo design?

You bring some massive fail to the table. It's quite hilarious.

You clearly like ON a rock, being in fucking Denver. Same fucking this. DIE SOON, CUNT!

potter 12-03-2009 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16613512)
You clearly like ON a rock, being in fucking Denver. Same fucking this. DIE SOON, CUNT!

Denver has one of the hottest music scenes in the country right now... How can you even claim to be in the music industry and post such contradicting arguments?

Spunky 12-03-2009 11:39 PM

Flavour of the year.she's hot and has great marketing and writers on her team

POed-poster 12-03-2009 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by potter (Post 16613530)
Denver has one of the hottest music scenes in the country right now... How can you even claim to be in the music industry and post such contradicting arguments?

This shows you don't know what the FUCK you're talking about. I am a writer, not a performer. There are three places for writers, and Denver ain't one of them: NY, LA, and Nashville.

How can you be such a fuck up loser cunt? But you live in the music capital of ...... well, Colorado. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thanks for the fucking laugh, retard.

rowan 12-04-2009 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 16611218)
Is she 18 yet?

I see her on that tv commercial for pretend rock band, and she hosted SNL and did great. She's a cute girl, her legs are too short for her torso I think, but thats ok. It's not freakish or anything.

I just saw that commercial, where she starts with her back to the camera, and I thought it was a guy in drag. I'm not joking, I really thought it was a bloke until she turned around. :1orglaugh

TheDoc 12-04-2009 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16613478)
eat shit and die, fuck up!

Wow, you're dishing out the buckets of fail with these wonderful posts. Grats on the Win!


Now really, you have pictures of her up on your walls don't ya? From like age 12 to current. You're a sick sick sick fuck.. man.

Serious question, how many times a day to you masturbate to her in one day?

stickyfingerz 12-04-2009 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16613504)
It didn't sound to me like he was boasting, and what would be the point of boasting about a hold. A hold is still a NO. Until you have listened to this guy's songs, how can you fucking judge his talent. On the other hand, you are probably compensating for never having done anything of any significance in the world. Those are the kinds of losers who like to piss on everyone else.

Ya he is a retard. Ill hit you up on email tomorrow. Im sure we run in the same circles. Ill say this one of my cowriters and friends that is also an artist and currently in the top 30 has some beer on his table, and my best friend and cowriter has 2 cuts on his album, and another 20 cuts coming out this year. Its funny when people that don't understand Nashville and how songs get cut period talk shit. And you are right, while it was awesome and amazing to have a song on hold that could of shipped 6 million or more easy, it was just a hold, so its not a huge boast, but it does give you a boost for sure. And the song is amazing and it will get cut by someone.

Scootermuze 12-04-2009 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16612837)
She CO-writes most of her own stuff. ...

For someone that hates the girl you seem to know how she works.. things ya wouldn't know unless ya read about her or listen to info about her..

Ya can't hate the girl for what Yahoo or CMT puts on their sites.. Blame her tons of fans for putting her where she is..

She's just a gal doing what she loves to do..

POed-poster 12-04-2009 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16613951)
Wow, you're dishing out the buckets of fail with these wonderful posts. Grats on the Win!


Now really, you have pictures of her up on your walls don't ya? From like age 12 to current. You're a sick sick sick fuck.. man.

Serious question, how many times a day to you masturbate to her in one day?

Serious answer -- DIE!

TheDoc 12-04-2009 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16614139)
Serious answer -- DIE!

I have a feeling your songs are about as good as your ability to post something smart.

GatorB 12-04-2009 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16612841)
That's because you are probably a fucking bible thumping PEDO.

Isn't ther rule against calling someone that without proof? Oh and she turns 20 in 9 days idiot. Half the girls in porn start before age 20. I guess everyone in porn is a pedo according to you.

POed-poster 12-04-2009 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16614331)
I have a feeling your songs are about as good as your ability to post something smart.

I have a feeling that you are a fucking retard.

You can't possibly know whether my songs are good or not. Not liking me doesn't mean I suck. But people who think like you usually DO SUCK at LIFE! So tell me, how does it feel to be a complete fucking loser nobody from Loony Land?

POed-poster 12-04-2009 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16616241)
Isn't ther rule against calling someone that without proof? Oh and she turns 20 in 9 days idiot. Half the girls in porn start before age 20. I guess everyone in porn is a pedo according to you.

In case you didn't get it the first time.

FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS WITH A THORNY STICK, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

TheDoc 12-04-2009 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16616282)
I have a feeling that you are a fucking retard.

You can't possibly know whether my songs are good or not. Not liking me doesn't mean I suck. But people who think like you usually DO SUCK at LIFE! So tell me, how does it feel to be a complete fucking loser nobody from Loony Land?

From the moment you opened your cock holster in this thread it was nothing but retarded spew coming out of you.

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16609953)
Please just GO THE FUCK AWAY.

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16610025)
I am sick of seeing these two every time I log on to the internet or turn on a fucking TV.

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16611998)
She's a fucking CUNT! She needs go GO THE FUCK AWAY NOW AND STOP RUINING MY FUCKING DAY.

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16612015)
I live in Nashville.

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16612015)
If you aren't exposed to this bitch at least once a day, you live under a fucking rock.


I will let ya get back to your stalking now.....

GatorB 12-04-2009 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16616286)
In case you didn't get it the first time.

FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS WITH A THORNY STICK, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

Aw you hurt my feelings. I'm crying right now. Seriously, my keyboard is all wet. Sticky seems to like you. Be careful he'll want to suck your dick. But then again you'd probably like that.

cykoe6 12-04-2009 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan (Post 16613909)
I just saw that commercial, where she starts with her back to the camera, and I thought it was a guy in drag. I'm not joking, I really thought it was a bloke until she turned around. :1orglaugh

I had to go to youtube and check out her commercial because I had not seen it.

I discovered two very important truths.....

One is that you are very wrong and she is crazy hot in that commercial....... :thumbsup

and the other is that her music is really really atrociously awful. :Oh crap

cykoe6 12-04-2009 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16616308)
Aw you hurt my feelings. I'm crying right now. Seriously, my keyboard is all wet. Sticky seems to like you. Be careful he'll want to suck your dick. But then again you'd probably like that.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

POed-poster 12-04-2009 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16616305)
From the moment you opened your cock holster in this thread it was nothing but retarded spew coming out of you.

I will let ya get back to your stalking now.....

Fuck off, roach!

POed-poster 12-04-2009 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16616308)
Aw you hurt my feelings. I'm crying right now. Seriously, my keyboard is all wet. Sticky seems to like you. Be careful he'll want to suck your dick. But then again you'd probably like that.

You you BORN a prick or did you have to work at it? Frankly, it's the only thing you're good at. I wish your mom had chosen to have an abortion. It was a mistake to carry you to term. Your whole fucking retarded life has been a mistake. It's not too late to correct it though. All you have to do is kill yourself. But being the fucking loser that you are, you'd probably fuck that up too. Get lost, assfuck!

TheDoc 12-04-2009 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16616550)
Fuck off, roach!


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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16616558)
You you BORN a prick or did you have to work at it? Frankly, it's the only thing you're good at. I wish your mom had chosen to have an abortion. It was a mistake to carry you to term. Your whole fucking retarded life has been a mistake. It's not too late to correct it though. All you have to do is kill yourself. But being the fucking loser that you are, you'd probably fuck that up too. Get lost, assfuck!


Is all you do is try to cuss people and call them high school names? It's not really hard to do that, I can call your mom a crack whore that should have douched you out after being ganged rapped by a pack of Muslims before they cut her clit off and fed it to the local mutt.

We need to get you renamed from POed to LAme, it would fit your profile way better.

GatorB 12-04-2009 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16616558)
You you BORN a prick or did you have to work at it? Frankly, it's the only thing you're good at. I wish your mom had chosen to have an abortion. It was a mistake to carry you to term. Your whole fucking retarded life has been a mistake. It's not too late to correct it though. All you have to do is kill yourself. But being the fucking loser that you are, you'd probably fuck that up too. Get lost, assfuck!

No I wasn't born a dick, but I didn't have to work on it much. Kind of came naturally. Ok now the whole "mother abortion", "kill yourself" and "assfuck" stuff is my shit I was doing long before you showed up so get your own shtick you ASSFUCK!

Don't worry sticky will be near you soon to toss your salad. Lucky for you sticky looks like the catcher in the relationship so your asshole won't have to get stretched out. Then again we are talking about sticky so I don't think he'd stretch it out much anyways.

Black Label Scripts 12-05-2009 01:00 AM

It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes.

potter 12-05-2009 01:07 AM

This has to be a fake nick. There's no way anyone could be this blatantly ignorant. I know this is gfy and all, but come on. 2005 join date and this type of content?

I'm thinking this whole thing is someone with too much time on their hands. No way anyone could be this much of an immature little shit.

nico-t 12-05-2009 04:56 AM

i didnt expect this thread to be so fucking hilarious :1orglaugh

POed-poster 12-05-2009 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16616612)
Is all you do is try to cuss people and call them high school names? It's not really hard to do that, I can call your mom a crack whore that should have douched you out after being ganged rapped by a pack of Muslims before they cut her clit off and fed it to the local mutt.

We need to get you renamed from POed to LAme, it would fit your profile way better.

Say shit about my mother, and I WILL track you down; I WILL fuck you up. Go THE FUCK AWAY before you piss me off, cunt!

POed-poster 12-05-2009 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16616638)
No I wasn't born a dick, but I didn't have to work on it much. Kind of came naturally. Ok now the whole "mother abortion", "kill yourself" and "assfuck" stuff is my shit I was doing long before you showed up so get your own shtick you ASSFUCK!

Don't worry sticky will be near you soon to toss your salad. Lucky for you sticky looks like the catcher in the relationship so your asshole won't have to get stretched out. Then again we are talking about sticky so I don't think he'd stretch it out much anyways.

Name the time, place, and day, and be ready to put up or SHUT THE FUCK UP. I will leave you in fucking misery, DICKWEED. Come on, fucktard, any fucking time!

POed-poster 12-05-2009 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by potter (Post 16616944)
This has to be a fake nick. There's no way anyone could be this blatantly ignorant. I know this is gfy and all, but come on. 2005 join date and this type of content?

I'm thinking this whole thing is someone with too much time on their hands. No way anyone could be this much of an immature little shit.

Nope. Just pissed off at the world and don't give a fucking shot about what fucking losers like you think. FUCK OFF!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-05-2009 05:26 AM

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.c...ght-cowboy.jpg

ADG

stickyfingerz 12-05-2009 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16616638)
No I wasn't born a dick, but I didn't have to work on it much. Kind of came naturally. Ok now the whole "mother abortion", "kill yourself" and "assfuck" stuff is my shit I was doing long before you showed up so get your own shtick you ASSFUCK!

Don't worry sticky will be near you soon to toss your salad. Lucky for you sticky looks like the catcher in the relationship so your asshole won't have to get stretched out. Then again we are talking about sticky so I don't think he'd stretch it out much anyways.

Aww... ma feewings

GatorB 12-05-2009 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16617264)
Name the time, place, and day, and be ready to put up or SHUT THE FUCK UP. I will leave you in fucking misery, DICKWEED. Come on, fucktard, any fucking time!

ooooh internet tough guy. Did your mom stop paying for your WoW subscription or something?

TheDoc 12-05-2009 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16617262)
Say shit about my mother, and I WILL track you down; I WILL fuck you up. Go THE FUCK AWAY before you piss me off, cunt!

Your mother was my dogs whore.. Translation: Your mom is a bitch.

Would you like my address?

POed-poster 12-05-2009 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16617815)
Your mother was my dogs whore.. Translation: Your mom is a bitch.

Would you like my address?

YOUR father was a loser fucking meth-head and drunk who spent most of his time in adult book stores getting his ass fucked until he finally got the virus, and passed it onto your fucking slut of a mom, who then gave birth to your sister who fucked the football team and gave them all STDs. The only bigger whore than her is your stupid cunt ass of a fucking daughter.

Don't FUCK with me, CUNT!

POed-poster 12-05-2009 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16617454)
ooooh internet tough guy. Did your mom stop paying for your WoW subscription or something?

Did your mom ever tell you that your REAL dad raped her and gave her herpes when she conceived you?

Agent 488 12-05-2009 07:16 PM

i bought her teeth
and a pre-paid credit card
now she's smoking meth
and moved in with a fat tard

oh how i miss
my appalachian gal

TheDoc 12-05-2009 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16618840)
YOUR father was a loser fucking meth-head and drunk who spent most of his time in adult book stores getting his ass fucked until he finally got the virus, and passed it onto your fucking slut of a mom, who then gave birth to your sister who fucked the football team and gave them all STDs. The only bigger whore than her is your stupid cunt ass of a fucking daughter.

Don't FUCK with me, CUNT!

Yeah, that's true... but do you remember when my dad came over and skull fucked your trailer trash mom (she was good) which made my dad blow his STD load in your moms mouth and the bitch barfed from his 15inch anaconda cock. Crazy shit was, your dad dad busted in, the crazy bastard drooped on all fours.... and sucked the puke up out of the carpet, fucking gross...I know, but later I found out he was really being nice; secretly your dad saved the puked and each morning made you a fresh bowl of cereal, minus the cereal. You always thought you had something special... I guess you were right.

DBS.US 12-05-2009 11:35 PM

http://woodenspears.com/wp-content/u...ylor_swift.jpg

POed-poster 12-06-2009 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16619363)
Yeah, that's true... but do you remember when my dad came over and skull fucked your trailer trash mom (she was good) which made my dad blow his STD load in your moms mouth and the bitch barfed from his 15inch anaconda cock. Crazy shit was, your dad dad busted in, the crazy bastard drooped on all fours.... and sucked the puke up out of the carpet, fucking gross...I know, but later I found out he was really being nice; secretly your dad saved the puked and each morning made you a fresh bowl of cereal, minus the cereal. You always thought you had something special... I guess you were right.

Couldn't have happened because your dad was fucking queer and only liked getting drilled in the ass. Go back to molesting your fucking loser retarded children you fucking sucm pedo. Your own kids? How fucking DISGUSTING.

Agent 488 12-06-2009 12:20 AM

enjoy your ban
nashville also ran

potter 12-06-2009 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16619444)
Couldn't have happened because your dad was fucking queer and only liked getting drilled in the ass. Go back to molesting your fucking loser retarded children you fucking sucm pedo. Your own kids? How fucking DISGUSTING.

yesssss..... you are GONE.. good riddance! :thumbsup

kane 12-06-2009 01:45 AM

Who would have known that Taylor Swift could cause such anger.


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