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Miz_Wright 12-11-2009 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16635902)
Dear Liz

Thank you. And yes, I know you have mad affinity for off-kilter things. And cheese.
Indeed.

I was dismayed that I did not get any birthday cheese this year. None! Do you feel my sadness? You should. For it is large.

DamianJ 12-11-2009 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 16636408)
Indeed.

I was dismayed that I did not get any birthday cheese this year. None! Do you feel my sadness? You should. For it is large.
Well, have words with your mystery cheese sender.

ArsewithClass 12-11-2009 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by 'mo (Post 16635872)
I think ArsewithClass has a hard on for you Damian. LOL
:1orglaugh He wishes, the way he follows me onto most threads I start....

Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16635862)
It's not my site, nor anything to do with me.

I am a marketing consultant Gary. 3wayscash.com is one of my clients. It is not my site.

So, according to the gfy rules, I have lodged a complaint about you slandering me and lying and requested to have you banned.

xxx

PS Thanks for the continued bumps
You cannot log a complaint of myself stating the truth. You are linking to a site, which is promoting a review site that are obviously complete lies.
This thread is to show how your "review site while drinking" can be funny. Maybe funny, but it is also immature and could be not true views due to your lack of judgement of your affiliate signature. :2 cents:

Fact, you are drinking on the review site.
Fact, you do have a signature linking to a site with a dodgy review site.
Fact, If these links lie, you could also.

What you are advertising in this thread is bollocks & immoral. You have no regards for other webmasters & site owners & I do not trust you or your judgement! :disgust


Log a complaint about a guy that follows the rules for his surfers, affiliates & members. My links are all leakfree and dont have bullshit in the advertising or websites! :2 cents:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-11-2009 11:53 AM
Who doesn't like porn and beer? :thumbsup :love-boob :glugglug

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attac...-beer-tits.jpg

Good luck with your site... :drinkup

ADG

DamianJ 12-11-2009 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636616)
You cannot log a complaint of myself stating the truth.
Obviously not. But you said I was ripping off surfers and was a liar.

This is a personal attack, and I have lodged a complaint.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636616)
You are linking to a site, which is promoting a review site that are obviously complete lies.
That is a lie.

My client has a site called 3wayscash.com. On HIS site he sends surfers to a forum that has an RSS feed from a reviews site.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636616)
Fact, you are drinking on the review site.
FUCKING NO FUCKING WAY!

Really? Is that why it's called www.pornbeer.com?


Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636616)
Fact, you do have a signature linking to a site with a dodgy review site.
No I don't, you slandering fuckwit.

I have a signature that links to a site that links to a forum that pulls in an RSS feed from a review site.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636616)
Fact, If these links lie, you could also.
That isn't a fact, is it? It's your opinion. You are beyond stupid and make it so very easy for me to pwn you.


Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636616)
What you are advertising in this thread is bollocks & immoral.
It's a video of me and a mate drinking beer and talking abotu porn.

That is not immoral.

Conversely, you make your wife bareback strangers for 50 quid a pop and then do professional porn work, spreading whatever disgusting diseases she contracts.

You posted saying you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking at them.

I am immoral? Lol.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636616)
You have no regards for other webmasters & site owners
What? Back this up with some evidence you disgusting liar.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636616)
& I do not trust you or your judgement! :disgust
Gutted.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636616)
Log a complaint about a guy dont have bullshit in the advertising or websites! :2 cents:
Darling, your sites are nothing but bullshit.

And thanks for the permission to log a complaint about you.

I am lolling at your sig.

DamianJ 12-11-2009 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16636655)
Who doesn't like porn and beer? :thumbsup :love-boob :glugglug

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attac...-beer-tits.jpg

Good luck with your site... :drinkup

ADG
Thanks man!

Great pic! Think I might need to borrow that.

SleazyDream 12-11-2009 12:18 PM
PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd be soo honored if you would please review my new project next week when I launch

DamianJ 12-11-2009 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16636743)
PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd be soo honored if you would please review my new project next week when I launch
I'd be happy to man. Hit me up 142246474 and we can sort it out.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-11-2009 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16636714)
Thanks man!

Great pic! Think I might need to borrow that.
Linken Hotten.

Better check with whomever owns the rights.

Likewise, you might want to remove the Columbia Pictures stuff... :2 cents:

ADG

DamianJ 12-11-2009 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16636782)
Linken Hotten.

Better check with whomever owns the rights.

Likewise, you might want to remove the Columbia Pictures stuff... :2 cents:

ADG
Indeed.

When it gets to the point that more than a few hundred people are watching it, I will make some proper credits. :)

It's just a joke for brits as it is Confessions of a Window Cleaner which was CLASSIC british porn in the 70s.

SGS 12-11-2009 12:42 PM
Good luck Damian and your site will work very well. :)

lagcam 12-11-2009 12:45 PM
You could probably sell it to channel 4 mate, (with a little editing) friday late night tv after the pubs have closed.

DamianJ 12-11-2009 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by SGS (Post 16636821)
Good luck Damian and your site will work very well. :)
Thanks very much, Sir. Means a lot coming from you. Love to do an interview with Lady Sonia...

Please...

dyna mo 12-11-2009 12:54 PM
i like it man! good luck eh.

ArsewithClass 12-11-2009 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16636710)
Obviously not. But you said I was ripping off surfers and was a liar.
This is a personal attack, and I have lodged a complaint.

That is a lie.

My client has a site called 3wayscash.com. On HIS site he sends surfers to a forum that has an RSS feed from a reviews site.

FUCKING NO FUCKING WAY!

No I don't, you slandering fuckwit.

Taking into account you have slandered myself so many times over the last years I dont think you saying im a slandering fuckwit means nothing to me.

YOU AGREE that you are promoting a client that has an site with links to a review site.
Whether its rss or not. The truth is, affiliates & surfers would look on that site and see a load of bollocks. All lies of the amounts of movies and pictures, the ratings and more.

This is only the truth. Whether you want to remove your sig as the confusion is very straight forward.

You - sig - affiliate program - forum with rss feed full of bollocks.

Your promoting the bollocks link of which is a review site while promoting a review site.... Wheres my slander? You did say you copied a non adult site idea that is meant to be heading for youth. Your a load of bullshit Mr Evans.




Im not going to bump your thread anymore.

Continue with this bullshit you provide & I shall not be taken down to your level promoting sites with outside leaks to god knows what! I have removed my leaks as I care for my affiliates and surfers.


I bid you a happy christmas.

DamianJ 12-11-2009 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 16636828)
You could probably sell it to channel 4 mate, (with a little editing) friday late night tv after the pubs have closed.
You never know...

DamianJ 12-11-2009 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636890)
Taking into account you have slandered myself
so many times over the last years I dont think you saying im a slandering fuckwit means nothing to me.
Aside from your appalling grammar (double negatives, at your age?), where have I ever slandered you?

Post evidence or stop lying.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636890)
YOU AGREE that you are promoting a client that has an site with links to a review site.
No. I said, for the third time, that I have a client who I link to in my sig. They have a site where they link to a forum, where there is an RSS feed from a review site that you disagree with some of the reviews on.

That is all. You silly sausage.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636890)
Whether its rss or not. The truth is, affiliates & surfers would look on that site and see a load of bollocks. All lies of the amounts of movies and pictures, the ratings and more.
in your opinion. do you know what site it is from even?


Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636890)
This is only the truth.
Well, it isn't is it? It's a massive lie. But you are mentally ill so probably don't realise.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636890)
Wheres my slander?
When you said I lied, when you said I ripped off surfers, when you said I disrespected webmasters. I could go on.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636890)
You did say you copied a non adult site idea that is meant to be heading for youth.
What the FUCK does "heading for youth" mean? And where did I say that? I said I had blatantly ripped off diggnation but done porn instead of tech news. Which I have done. You are the one that suggested I sell it to 16 year olds. You sick fuck.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636890)
Your a load of bullshit Mr Evans.
I really don't get these Chris Evans references. Makes you look mental.


Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636890)
Im not going to bump your thread anymore.
I bet you do if I were to bring up, oh, something like you posting videos of your wife being raped whilst calling me immoral for doing a video review site.

Or if I remind you of how you threatened to beat me and my girlfriend up?

Big man.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636890)
Continue with this bullshit you provide & I shall not be taken down to your level promoting sites with outside leaks to god knows what! I have removed my leaks as I care for my affiliates and surfers.
My site is an affiliate site. It has no leaks, it sends traffic to the pay sites I review.

You removed your leaks after the whole concept of leaks was explained to you.

Do you still think you can tell if someone has HIV by looking at them?

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16636890)
I bid you a happy christmas.
No you don't.

Man up, Gary.

fuzebox 12-11-2009 01:22 PM
I watched it all the way through, partly because the british accented banter was entertaining, and partly because I was hoping for a trick :(

DamianJ 12-11-2009 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16636956)
I watched it all the way through, partly because the british accented banter was entertaining, and partly because I was hoping for a trick :(
Hee hee.

I can do a trick in the next one for you if you like!

New segment...

georgeyw 12-11-2009 01:51 PM
Good luck with it.

Personally found it far too long (20+ minutes?? :disgust ) and quite boring to watch.

DamianJ 12-11-2009 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 16637060)
Good luck with it.

Personally found it far too long (20+ minutes?? :disgust ) and quite boring to watch.
Thanks for the feedback.

The first ep is 21 this was 27 I think you're right and it needs to be shorter.

That was edited down from 1 hour 10 minutes! :D

Cheers!

magpan 12-11-2009 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16634208)
You're

It's short for YOU ARE. How many times do I need to explain this?



Yup. It gets diggnation 300k a week watching it. I've just ripped their format off.



Why would anyone pay money to see you make your wife fuck strangers?

People want to watch this because it's funny.




a) Robbie didn't show it to you
b) Robbie loved pornbeer and I'm interviewing Claudia Marie soon
c) You twat




There are loads of porn sites on the market, which is why you are trying to sell your sites that don't even cover the hosting costs for 10k.

This is a funny video porn review site. Show me another like it.



You are not the target audience Gary. You need to have a credit card that has 30 bucks spare on it.



But Gary, don't you think organising illegal sex parties where men pay money to bareback your wife every weekend and then going and shooting actual content with talent is taking the piss out fo the adult industry?

You know it takes up to 6 months for HIV to show up? You said once that you can tell if someone is HIV positive by looking at them. Do you still think that is true?

You take the piss out of this industry by letting your wife fuck bareback for 50 quid. You are disgusting.



You are suggesting I try and sell porn to 16 year olds?

Fuck me Gary, you are beyond reproach.

First you make your wife fuck strangers bareback for 50 quid, then you suggest I try and sell porn to minors?

And you think *I* am taking the piss out of the adult industry? Fuck me sideways.

Gary, it's awfully sweet that you are trying to derail my thread. But when your home page looks like this:

http://img.skitch.com/20091210-1fgyf...td8krpnamb.jpg

It is YOU that is doing the adult industry a disservice, not me. Look at her face man. Just look at it. She CLEARLY doesn't want to be there. She clearly looks uncomfortable. I am not sure what power you have over her, why she does what you make her do, but really. If you don't look at that pic above and see how sad and ashamed she is, you do not have functioning eyes.

PS For anyone unaware, Gary is a bit mental and stalks me on porn boards, posting lies and slander until he eventually gets himself banned. It's happened before, it will happen here. He is a nasty piece of work. Just look at the dead-behind-the-eyes look on most of the pics of his wife. He even threatened to beat up my non-industry girlfriend once. I think he is mentally ill. However, he bumped my thread, so it's all good.
We all love stalkers. :1orglaugh

fuzebox 12-12-2009 09:07 AM
Bump for a funny concept and some decent first videos...

Damian why does ArsewithClass troll you in every thread? Do you guys know each other or is he just some douchebag who's trying to be the alpha pornographer in england?

DamianJ 12-12-2009 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16639294)
Bump for a funny concept and some decent first videos...
Thanks man!


Quote:
Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16639294)
Damian why does ArsewithClass troll you in every thread?
Because he is mentally ill. Seriously. He did put up videos on his site calling them rape videos. He does organise sex parties where men pay to bareback his wife. He really did once say you could tell if someone had aids by looking at them. One of his sites really doesn't make enough to cover hosting.

Because I point this out, he follows me round like some rabid mental dog, posting lies and slander on my threads.

Thing is, because I can pwn him so easily, it just helps bump my shit, so it's all good.


Quote:
Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16639294)
Do you guys know each other or is he just some douchebag who's trying to be the alpha pornographer in england?
Have you looked at his sites? He is basically a handicapped mental, who can't get a job so pimps his wife out as a whore. He then pretends to be a webmaster, making some shit sites, with shit content, posting shit on boards until he gets banned.

He started posting here cos he was banned from the largest UK board.

He is just an idiot that has a hard on for me. Sigh.

fatfoo 12-12-2009 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16636655)
Who doesn't like porn and beer? :thumbsup :love-boob :glugglug

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attac...-beer-tits.jpg

Good luck with your site... :drinkup

ADG
She's hot. Great sexy tits.

fuzebox 12-12-2009 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16639459)
Have you looked at his sites?
Who has the time for that :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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