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Vendzilla 12-11-2009 10:43 AM

this thread soooo fails

WebAdultSolution 12-11-2009 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 16634606)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Where are the pics


Yeah...post pics plz:)

RevSand 12-11-2009 10:52 AM

Pics or it did not happen!

greg80 12-11-2009 01:05 PM

pic with blacked out head should be no problem

dpl girls 12-11-2009 01:14 PM

cumtard.com is available...

campimp 12-11-2009 01:15 PM

sounds like wife material right there

dpl girls 12-11-2009 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16635248)
She could be the next next Barbie Cummings! :thumbsup

What ever happened to that budding flower of lovliness?

MikeSmoke 12-11-2009 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raf1 (Post 16635543)
"the doctor said that im not crazy but that my IQ is under the population average"

well you can comfort her a little because that goes for at least half the content on the hardcore sites. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, it's simply the truth :)

Um.......doesn't it go for half the population, period?
Just asking :2 cents:

cykoe6 12-11-2009 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 16636327)
I was thinking the exact same thing, marriage material even...:thumbsup

I could not agree more. I would need to see some pics first..... but otherwise she meets all of my requirements for a wife. :)

Titan 12-11-2009 03:59 PM

I like how you guys think the perfect girl is a retarded cum slut who likes being abused, rofl.

Titan 12-11-2009 04:00 PM

Ok here is one of the edited pics. I thought the email was probably a prank until I saw some of the pics.

http://www.movietitan.com/funny/cumslut4_edited.jpg

Agent 488 12-11-2009 04:07 PM

yep she looks like semi-retarded cum slut.

have a link to her facebook?

VikingMan 12-11-2009 04:15 PM

body looks good, what did you think of her face?

Titan 12-11-2009 04:16 PM

face isn't that bad looking, her eye lids look a little droopy like she is half asleep

VikingMan 12-11-2009 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16637546)
her eye lids look a little droopy like she is half asleep

http://go.butler.edu/cs/cfs-filesyst....86/droopy.jpg

BradM 12-11-2009 04:24 PM

finally the thread delivers.

spazlabz 12-11-2009 04:48 PM

Kinda depends on just how semi-retarded she is....is she legally able to give consent?


spaz

lazycash 12-11-2009 04:50 PM

Email sounds a little fake.

DreamGirls 12-11-2009 04:52 PM

I'm kinda ready to see an update with her as the star...

Titan 12-11-2009 04:56 PM

Another pic

http://www.movietitan.com/funny/cumslut3_edited.jpg

JD 12-11-2009 04:57 PM

dude c'mon... wreck that shit!

BradM 12-11-2009 04:59 PM

The last set of pics totally did it for me. When can I start shooting content with her?

Agent 488 12-11-2009 05:02 PM

this has to be some sort of promo for your site.

CYF 12-11-2009 05:09 PM

i'd hit it.

VikingMan 12-11-2009 05:12 PM

"I will suck ton of cock for you" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Have her take another pic with your website address on the card. See if she is real.

Quagmire 12-11-2009 05:19 PM

is it legal to shoot retarded porn? seriously. not concerned about ethics.

ArsewithClass 12-11-2009 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16634573)
Ok so i get this email from a girl saying she saw Slap Happy and that she wanted to be treated rough like that. It seemed like maybe a joke by one of her friends or something but she sent another letter with pics and stuff. I can tell by the pics its not a joke at all. The girl must be completely nuts lol.


Hi,

Im Claudia, im glad that you contact me, excuse me if it is late but i have some family in visit, uncle and aunt and they dont know that im just a fuckign cum whore, plus those people really care about me because im retard a little, the doctor said that im not crazy but that my IQ is under the population average... im kind of slow and dumb but i dont think that i need to be a genius to suck cock and eat cum.. that what i prefer in life, im thrill to maybe have the chance to work for you and be use and abuse all day long i really like it rough i know that will sound strange but i do need to be humiliate and degrade in real life by a rough man, the doctor told me that i need that probably because i was abused by my daddy when i was young and that im looking for same kind of treatement from all men. i really enjoy and need that all men tell me that im just a fucking cum whore a walking cum buckett a cum vaccum machine... I REALLY NEED THAT THAT REMIND ME WHAT I AM NOTHIGN ELSE excuse me if im telling you all this but i just want to be sure that you understand my need and see if maybe you can provide me that im real life and feature me to help me be know as one of the biggest cum suckign machine.

Im sending you some pics of me including a special pic that i made for you.

Please reply to me and tell me what are you plan for me.

P.S. im ready to work off cam if you want

Hmmm, Im a guy and I have nothing better to do while my wife is at work and I want to wank thinking of myself as a woman and you doing what you can for me!

Can you give me something to spunk over please!

Thanks for everything as you shall never hear from me again as I am going to delete this email address now I have spunked my load. Wow that was good.

all the best, some mother fucking arsehole that doesnt want to take up membership to any website.



:1orglaugh

Platinumpimp 12-11-2009 05:23 PM

Holy shit :1orglaugh

RevSand 12-11-2009 05:34 PM

Thread came thru... and I would hit it based on those tits alone..

MrMaxwell 12-11-2009 07:46 PM

10:1 she'd just love a good hard spanking, too.
If she had more ass she'd be housegirl material!

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-11-2009 08:15 PM

First off, That email is now the first thing anyone who I send an email too will read..

Second, hit it, even with the tard face, I'd still spray my goo on her.

Playboy-Deak 12-11-2009 08:23 PM

Yo Titan, thx for posting the pics before I read all of this... :thumbsup I lov them type of emails as well but your email supplied wit pics take the cake... I wouldve been flew ol girl in and jus, ya kno... Gave her her needs! lol, on a regular basis!

Do u mind giving me her email?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 16637698)
is it legal to shoot retarded porn? seriously. not concerned about ethics.

Sounds like a good niche dont it? Fake girls acting retarded... Since so many guys think retard gals are easy to fuck... Think about it!

PornMD 12-11-2009 09:07 PM

Well she can write - so not too retarded at least, just "retard a little". Let her know you need empirical evidence that she can suck cock.

B O B 12-11-2009 10:03 PM

she smart enough to shave her pussy that clean without cutting herself, she is smart enough to swallow a niagra bath of cum.

Playboy-Deak 12-11-2009 10:07 PM

funny@semi-retard

discountencoding 12-11-2009 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest (Post 16634612)
pics she sent you or it didnt happen

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
So wrong yet so funny

ClickYou 12-12-2009 01:45 AM

If we only conduct business with those who have IQ's above average, we would have problems. Who would be casting news on Fox, dancing with the stars, or voting on bills? And who would have any money to buy Dallas Cowboys hats? World economies and all.

Statistically speaking, remember, 50% of the population is below average. The real question is how far below average. The law protects the incapable not the stupid. If she has contractual capacity, you're in. The doctor seems to think so but you may want to investigate further. Now that I think about it, see a lawyer. Or flip a coin.

Either way she sounds as smart or smarter than many of the other girls, and she knows what she wants. That puts her ahead of the crowd. Or she could be some kind of savant, like Rainman. Good luck with your decision.

On a sidenote, don't forget to spay or neuter your pets.

VikingMan 12-12-2009 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClickYou (Post 16638617)

On a sidenote, don't forget to spay or neuter your pets.

Stay away from my gonads!!! woof woof!!

okny 12-12-2009 02:02 AM

She is full of protein :1orglaugh

Not to bad for being abused all her life.

LoveSandra 12-12-2009 09:08 AM

looks nice

srhcom 12-12-2009 09:13 AM

She can write a coherent email, which puts her somewhere around average, but the poor chick just has some serious self esteem issues after being abused.

mmcfadden 12-12-2009 09:26 AM

success!!!!

VikingMan 12-12-2009 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srhcom (Post 16639312)
She can write a coherent email, which puts her somewhere around average, but the poor chick just has some serious self esteem issues after being abused.

I agree. Guys have you ever seen a pornstar rant online? This girl IS actually average compared to the rest.

fatfoo 12-12-2009 01:35 PM

"i do need to be humiliate and degrade in real life by a rough man, the doctor told me that i need that probably because i was abused by my daddy when i was young and that im looking for same kind of treatement from all men"

- It is unfortunate that she was abused by her father when she was young. I think sexual abuse and rape of children by their parents is what leads to such tragic cases of grown up women who want to be cum whores and like to be abused by men. Very tragic indeed.

cykoe6 12-12-2009 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16637494)
I like how you guys think the perfect girl is a retarded cum slut who likes being abused, rofl.

How could she be any more perfect??? Maybe if she had an on/off switch? :winkwink:

fatfoo 12-12-2009 01:39 PM

P.S. From what she wrote - it seems coherent and concise. Probably her IQ is not much below average like the doctor said? But, anyway there's no way to properly measure a person's IQ. A person has too many talents that can't be measured by IQ tests, such as:
- Singing talent / music talent
- Interpersonal skills
- Artistic talent / drawing skills
- etc. etc.

Paul Markham 12-12-2009 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 16637612)
Kinda depends on just how semi-retarded she is....is she legally able to give consent?


spaz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 16637698)
is it legal to shoot retarded porn? seriously. not concerned about ethics.

This would be my main concern especially if I lived in the US. Any sponsor who shot her after receiving that email is putting themselves at risk to a huge court case.

Defendant = Pornographer who shot a self confessed retard of low IQ and spread her content over the Internet.

Plaintiff = A girl of low IQ who did not realise what she was getting into.

It's not what a model release states it's what a jury decides.

pornlaw 12-12-2009 09:18 PM

I had a pornstar client -- a very popular pornstar client that is now out of the business that I swore was mildly mentally handicapped... She had the attention span of a flea.

Lights were on but no one was home not even next door...

But she did a great scene....and she shot constantly.

Not saying its right, but it wouldnt be a first.

Doctor Feelgood 12-14-2009 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16637500)
Ok here is one of the edited pics. I thought the email was probably a prank until I saw some of the pics.

http://www.movietitan.com/funny/cumslut4_edited.jpg

thats hot!
http://fenixcontent.com/out.php/i302_retard.gif

sicone 12-14-2009 02:44 PM

Her wallpaper is awesome


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