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what a tease...where are those pics godamit!

Its a windup from an ex boyfriend or something. A true semi-retard wouldn't know what a semi-retard was.

Ho god, this thread need pics !!

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Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 16636077)

Its a windup from an ex boyfriend or something. A true semi-retard wouldn't know what a semi-retard was.

unless she grew up being referred to by her parents and peers as "hey retard!"

Hahaha...poor girl..

I just scrolled down for pics and this thread sucks :)

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Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 16635195)

That girls sounds completely perfect in every way. :thumbsup

I was thinking the exact same thing, marriage material even...:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 16636310)

I just scrolled down for pics and this thread sucks :)

Me too :disgust

this thread soooo fails

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 16634606)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Where are the pics

Yeah...post pics plz:)

Pics or it did not happen!

pic with blacked out head should be no problem

cumtard.com is available...

sounds like wife material right there

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16635248)

She could be the next next Barbie Cummings! :thumbsup

What ever happened to that budding flower of lovliness?

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Originally Posted by Raf1 (Post 16635543)

"the doctor said that im not crazy but that my IQ is under the population average"

well you can comfort her a little because that goes for at least half the content on the hardcore sites. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, it's simply the truth :)

Um.......doesn't it go for half the population, period?
Just asking :2 cents:

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 16636327)

I was thinking the exact same thing, marriage material even...:thumbsup

I could not agree more. I would need to see some pics first..... but otherwise she meets all of my requirements for a wife. :)

I like how you guys think the perfect girl is a retarded cum slut who likes being abused, rofl.

Ok here is one of the edited pics. I thought the email was probably a prank until I saw some of the pics.

http://www.movietitan.com/funny/cumslut4_edited.jpg

yep she looks like semi-retarded cum slut.

have a link to her facebook?

body looks good, what did you think of her face?

face isn't that bad looking, her eye lids look a little droopy like she is half asleep

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Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16637546)

her eye lids look a little droopy like she is half asleep

http://go.butler.edu/cs/cfs-filesyst....86/droopy.jpg

finally the thread delivers.

Kinda depends on just how semi-retarded she is....is she legally able to give consent?

spaz

Email sounds a little fake.

I'm kinda ready to see an update with her as the star...

dude c'mon... wreck that shit!

The last set of pics totally did it for me. When can I start shooting content with her?

this has to be some sort of promo for your site.

"I will suck ton of cock for you" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Have her take another pic with your website address on the card. See if she is real.

is it legal to shoot retarded porn? seriously. not concerned about ethics.

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Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16634573)

Ok so i get this email from a girl saying she saw Slap Happy and that she wanted to be treated rough like that. It seemed like maybe a joke by one of her friends or something but she sent another letter with pics and stuff. I can tell by the pics its not a joke at all. The girl must be completely nuts lol.

Hi,

Im Claudia, im glad that you contact me, excuse me if it is late but i have some family in visit, uncle and aunt and they dont know that im just a fuckign cum whore, plus those people really care about me because im retard a little, the doctor said that im not crazy but that my IQ is under the population average... im kind of slow and dumb but i dont think that i need to be a genius to suck cock and eat cum.. that what i prefer in life, im thrill to maybe have the chance to work for you and be use and abuse all day long i really like it rough i know that will sound strange but i do need to be humiliate and degrade in real life by a rough man, the doctor told me that i need that probably because i was abused by my daddy when i was young and that im looking for same kind of treatement from all men. i really enjoy and need that all men tell me that im just a fucking cum whore a walking cum buckett a cum vaccum machine... I REALLY NEED THAT THAT REMIND ME WHAT I AM NOTHIGN ELSE excuse me if im telling you all this but i just want to be sure that you understand my need and see if maybe you can provide me that im real life and feature me to help me be know as one of the biggest cum suckign machine.

Im sending you some pics of me including a special pic that i made for you.

Please reply to me and tell me what are you plan for me.

P.S. im ready to work off cam if you want

Hmmm, Im a guy and I have nothing better to do while my wife is at work and I want to wank thinking of myself as a woman and you doing what you can for me!

Can you give me something to spunk over please!

Thanks for everything as you shall never hear from me again as I am going to delete this email address now I have spunked my load. Wow that was good.

all the best, some mother fucking arsehole that doesnt want to take up membership to any website.

:1orglaugh

Holy shit :1orglaugh

Thread came thru... and I would hit it based on those tits alone..

10:1 she'd just love a good hard spanking, too.
If she had more ass she'd be housegirl material!