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JD 12-14-2009 02:58 PM

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alias 12-14-2009 03:05 PM

This chick rules.

Profits of Doom 12-14-2009 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 16639873)
How could she be any more perfect??? Maybe if she had an on/off switch? :winkwink:

The only way she could be even more perfect is if she owned a liquor store...:thumbsup

alias 12-14-2009 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 16645174)
The only way she could be even more perfect is if she owned a liquor store...:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Cyber Fucker 12-14-2009 03:16 PM

I think she's cute tart :thumbsup

$5 submissions 12-14-2009 03:28 PM

Your response might be posted on feminist blogs like a.g.a. etc Might be an 'undercover' assignment into the world of adult

PornMD 12-14-2009 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 16645241)
Your response might be posted on feminist blogs like a.g.a. etc Might be an 'undercover' assignment into the world of adult

Complete with naked pics? That'd be a hoot, lol. Fine to exploit girls to prove a point but not to make money?

donteattuna 12-14-2009 06:36 PM

I would have to side with pornlaw on this.
It is hard to judge how smart anyone we deal with is. If she seems to have a good grasp of what she is doing, and knows it is deviant, and the reasons professionals told her it is abnormal, but as a consenting adult still wants to do it, paid or not, is it wrong to hire her?

Ok, is it wrong NOT to hire her? Being slightly lower IQ than the average are you discriminating against her job application to you?

I'm not a legal trained person, but I am guessing that as long as they are smart enough to understand what they are doing, and the implications and all, and are an adult they can enter int a contract. To me, ethically, the same requirements would fit. If she knew porn wasn't "ok" with many people, and probably relatives too (as she indicated in the email) but still wanted to perform, it would be like most porn girls wouldn't it?

If it were me she was applying to, I'd give her a job interview to ensure she was cognizant, and then if so, hire her and treat her professionally just like all the rest of the girls.

KrissyElise 12-14-2009 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B O B (Post 16638264)
she smart enough to shave her pussy that clean without cutting herself, she is smart enough to swallow a niagra bath of cum.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :winkwink: Hooray!

raunchypass 12-14-2009 06:55 PM

WTF? She obviously failed grammar, too.

Big Red Machine 12-14-2009 08:09 PM

I got the same e-mail, with a fan sign as well...lol

Titan 12-15-2009 05:22 PM

I haven't signed this girl to do anything. I did refer her to one of my producers but I'm not sure if she has contacted him. I told her to do a sign with teencash on it and she did. She basically said she will do anything I tell her to do and in fact seems to crave the abuse. So I sent her this email:

My email:
Hey could you hold up a sign that says "TEENCASH.COM"?

Her Reply:
Sorry that i question you how am I to do that im just a little retard pathetic cum whore so i did as request im born to obey not to argue that's not a joke i feel so good when men order me thing when they use and abuse me humiliate and degrade me hard slapping me spitting on me kicking me THROAT FUCKING ME FEEDING ME TON OF CUM please email me back and tell me what yout hink of these pics please tell me what you think of me for real be honest master i mena TY

http://www.movietitan.com/funny/cumwhoresign.jpg

PornMD 12-15-2009 06:46 PM

She HAS to be playing up her stupidity to actually write out "cokc".

donteattuna 12-15-2009 09:35 PM

It does sound a little bit fishy. Unless she is into role playing, or is it a boyfriend pushing this?

Why did this thread come to mind when I saw this today?

http://www.cuteasianpussy.com/slowporn2.jpg

Agent 488 12-15-2009 09:42 PM

this can't be real. too perfect

shimmy2 12-15-2009 10:32 PM

too easy and eager... and too fishy from the $ point of view, i have yet to film a girl who did not have money as the primary motivating factor for shooting vids or stills. even the ones who are total mattress monsters who i play with off cam want to fill their purse when youre filming them simply because its just the way it is. i would not film a girl for free even if she asked me to. i'd do it on the cheap, but would still kick her back a few bucks just so it doesn't come back to bite me later

POed-poster 12-15-2009 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16634573)
Ok so i get this email from a girl saying she saw Slap Happy and that she wanted to be treated rough like that. It seemed like maybe a joke by one of her friends or something but she sent another letter with pics and stuff. I can tell by the pics its not a joke at all. The girl must be completely nuts lol.


Hi,

Im Claudia, im glad that you contact me, excuse me if it is late but i have some family in visit, uncle and aunt and they dont know that im just a fuckign cum whore, plus those people really care about me because im retard a little, the doctor said that im not crazy but that my IQ is under the population average... im kind of slow and dumb but i dont think that i need to be a genius to suck cock and eat cum.. that what i prefer in life, im thrill to maybe have the chance to work for you and be use and abuse all day long i really like it rough i know that will sound strange but i do need to be humiliate and degrade in real life by a rough man, the doctor told me that i need that probably because i was abused by my daddy when i was young and that im looking for same kind of treatement from all men. i really enjoy and need that all men tell me that im just a fucking cum whore a walking cum buckett a cum vaccum machine... I REALLY NEED THAT THAT REMIND ME WHAT I AM NOTHIGN ELSE excuse me if im telling you all this but i just want to be sure that you understand my need and see if maybe you can provide me that im real life and feature me to help me be know as one of the biggest cum suckign machine.

Im sending you some pics of me including a special pic that i made for you.

Please reply to me and tell me what are you plan for me.

P.S. im ready to work off cam if you want

That email has 14 year old board male loser nerd troll written all over it.

Altwebdesign 12-16-2009 02:29 AM

she sounds mental!


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