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Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-11-2009 08:15 PM

First off, That email is now the first thing anyone who I send an email too will read..

Second, hit it, even with the tard face, I'd still spray my goo on her.

Playboy-Deak 12-11-2009 08:23 PM

Yo Titan, thx for posting the pics before I read all of this... :thumbsup I lov them type of emails as well but your email supplied wit pics take the cake... I wouldve been flew ol girl in and jus, ya kno... Gave her her needs! lol, on a regular basis!

Do u mind giving me her email?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 16637698)
is it legal to shoot retarded porn? seriously. not concerned about ethics.

Sounds like a good niche dont it? Fake girls acting retarded... Since so many guys think retard gals are easy to fuck... Think about it!

PornMD 12-11-2009 09:07 PM

Well she can write - so not too retarded at least, just "retard a little". Let her know you need empirical evidence that she can suck cock.

B O B 12-11-2009 10:03 PM

she smart enough to shave her pussy that clean without cutting herself, she is smart enough to swallow a niagra bath of cum.

Playboy-Deak 12-11-2009 10:07 PM

funny@semi-retard

discountencoding 12-11-2009 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest (Post 16634612)
pics she sent you or it didnt happen

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
So wrong yet so funny

ClickYou 12-12-2009 01:45 AM

If we only conduct business with those who have IQ's above average, we would have problems. Who would be casting news on Fox, dancing with the stars, or voting on bills? And who would have any money to buy Dallas Cowboys hats? World economies and all.

Statistically speaking, remember, 50% of the population is below average. The real question is how far below average. The law protects the incapable not the stupid. If she has contractual capacity, you're in. The doctor seems to think so but you may want to investigate further. Now that I think about it, see a lawyer. Or flip a coin.

Either way she sounds as smart or smarter than many of the other girls, and she knows what she wants. That puts her ahead of the crowd. Or she could be some kind of savant, like Rainman. Good luck with your decision.

On a sidenote, don't forget to spay or neuter your pets.

VikingMan 12-12-2009 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClickYou (Post 16638617)

On a sidenote, don't forget to spay or neuter your pets.

Stay away from my gonads!!! woof woof!!

okny 12-12-2009 02:02 AM

She is full of protein :1orglaugh

Not to bad for being abused all her life.

LoveSandra 12-12-2009 09:08 AM

looks nice

srhcom 12-12-2009 09:13 AM

She can write a coherent email, which puts her somewhere around average, but the poor chick just has some serious self esteem issues after being abused.

mmcfadden 12-12-2009 09:26 AM

success!!!!

VikingMan 12-12-2009 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srhcom (Post 16639312)
She can write a coherent email, which puts her somewhere around average, but the poor chick just has some serious self esteem issues after being abused.

I agree. Guys have you ever seen a pornstar rant online? This girl IS actually average compared to the rest.

fatfoo 12-12-2009 01:35 PM

"i do need to be humiliate and degrade in real life by a rough man, the doctor told me that i need that probably because i was abused by my daddy when i was young and that im looking for same kind of treatement from all men"

- It is unfortunate that she was abused by her father when she was young. I think sexual abuse and rape of children by their parents is what leads to such tragic cases of grown up women who want to be cum whores and like to be abused by men. Very tragic indeed.

cykoe6 12-12-2009 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16637494)
I like how you guys think the perfect girl is a retarded cum slut who likes being abused, rofl.

How could she be any more perfect??? Maybe if she had an on/off switch? :winkwink:

fatfoo 12-12-2009 01:39 PM

P.S. From what she wrote - it seems coherent and concise. Probably her IQ is not much below average like the doctor said? But, anyway there's no way to properly measure a person's IQ. A person has too many talents that can't be measured by IQ tests, such as:
- Singing talent / music talent
- Interpersonal skills
- Artistic talent / drawing skills
- etc. etc.

Paul Markham 12-12-2009 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 16637612)
Kinda depends on just how semi-retarded she is....is she legally able to give consent?


spaz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 16637698)
is it legal to shoot retarded porn? seriously. not concerned about ethics.

This would be my main concern especially if I lived in the US. Any sponsor who shot her after receiving that email is putting themselves at risk to a huge court case.

Defendant = Pornographer who shot a self confessed retard of low IQ and spread her content over the Internet.

Plaintiff = A girl of low IQ who did not realise what she was getting into.

It's not what a model release states it's what a jury decides.

pornlaw 12-12-2009 09:18 PM

I had a pornstar client -- a very popular pornstar client that is now out of the business that I swore was mildly mentally handicapped... She had the attention span of a flea.

Lights were on but no one was home not even next door...

But she did a great scene....and she shot constantly.

Not saying its right, but it wouldnt be a first.

Doctor Feelgood 12-14-2009 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16637500)
Ok here is one of the edited pics. I thought the email was probably a prank until I saw some of the pics.

http://www.movietitan.com/funny/cumslut4_edited.jpg

thats hot!
http://fenixcontent.com/out.php/i302_retard.gif

sicone 12-14-2009 02:44 PM

Her wallpaper is awesome

JD 12-14-2009 02:58 PM

100 big titty-tardo cum whores

alias 12-14-2009 03:05 PM

This chick rules.

Profits of Doom 12-14-2009 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 16639873)
How could she be any more perfect??? Maybe if she had an on/off switch? :winkwink:

The only way she could be even more perfect is if she owned a liquor store...:thumbsup

alias 12-14-2009 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 16645174)
The only way she could be even more perfect is if she owned a liquor store...:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Cyber Fucker 12-14-2009 03:16 PM

I think she's cute tart :thumbsup

$5 submissions 12-14-2009 03:28 PM

Your response might be posted on feminist blogs like a.g.a. etc Might be an 'undercover' assignment into the world of adult

PornMD 12-14-2009 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 16645241)
Your response might be posted on feminist blogs like a.g.a. etc Might be an 'undercover' assignment into the world of adult

Complete with naked pics? That'd be a hoot, lol. Fine to exploit girls to prove a point but not to make money?

donteattuna 12-14-2009 06:36 PM

I would have to side with pornlaw on this.
It is hard to judge how smart anyone we deal with is. If she seems to have a good grasp of what she is doing, and knows it is deviant, and the reasons professionals told her it is abnormal, but as a consenting adult still wants to do it, paid or not, is it wrong to hire her?

Ok, is it wrong NOT to hire her? Being slightly lower IQ than the average are you discriminating against her job application to you?

I'm not a legal trained person, but I am guessing that as long as they are smart enough to understand what they are doing, and the implications and all, and are an adult they can enter int a contract. To me, ethically, the same requirements would fit. If she knew porn wasn't "ok" with many people, and probably relatives too (as she indicated in the email) but still wanted to perform, it would be like most porn girls wouldn't it?

If it were me she was applying to, I'd give her a job interview to ensure she was cognizant, and then if so, hire her and treat her professionally just like all the rest of the girls.

KrissyElise 12-14-2009 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B O B (Post 16638264)
she smart enough to shave her pussy that clean without cutting herself, she is smart enough to swallow a niagra bath of cum.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :winkwink: Hooray!

raunchypass 12-14-2009 06:55 PM

WTF? She obviously failed grammar, too.

Big Red Machine 12-14-2009 08:09 PM

I got the same e-mail, with a fan sign as well...lol

Titan 12-15-2009 05:22 PM

I haven't signed this girl to do anything. I did refer her to one of my producers but I'm not sure if she has contacted him. I told her to do a sign with teencash on it and she did. She basically said she will do anything I tell her to do and in fact seems to crave the abuse. So I sent her this email:

My email:
Hey could you hold up a sign that says "TEENCASH.COM"?

Her Reply:
Sorry that i question you how am I to do that im just a little retard pathetic cum whore so i did as request im born to obey not to argue that's not a joke i feel so good when men order me thing when they use and abuse me humiliate and degrade me hard slapping me spitting on me kicking me THROAT FUCKING ME FEEDING ME TON OF CUM please email me back and tell me what yout hink of these pics please tell me what you think of me for real be honest master i mena TY

http://www.movietitan.com/funny/cumwhoresign.jpg

PornMD 12-15-2009 06:46 PM

She HAS to be playing up her stupidity to actually write out "cokc".

donteattuna 12-15-2009 09:35 PM

It does sound a little bit fishy. Unless she is into role playing, or is it a boyfriend pushing this?

Why did this thread come to mind when I saw this today?

http://www.cuteasianpussy.com/slowporn2.jpg

Agent 488 12-15-2009 09:42 PM

this can't be real. too perfect

shimmy2 12-15-2009 10:32 PM

too easy and eager... and too fishy from the $ point of view, i have yet to film a girl who did not have money as the primary motivating factor for shooting vids or stills. even the ones who are total mattress monsters who i play with off cam want to fill their purse when youre filming them simply because its just the way it is. i would not film a girl for free even if she asked me to. i'd do it on the cheap, but would still kick her back a few bucks just so it doesn't come back to bite me later

POed-poster 12-15-2009 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan (Post 16634573)
Ok so i get this email from a girl saying she saw Slap Happy and that she wanted to be treated rough like that. It seemed like maybe a joke by one of her friends or something but she sent another letter with pics and stuff. I can tell by the pics its not a joke at all. The girl must be completely nuts lol.


Hi,

Im Claudia, im glad that you contact me, excuse me if it is late but i have some family in visit, uncle and aunt and they dont know that im just a fuckign cum whore, plus those people really care about me because im retard a little, the doctor said that im not crazy but that my IQ is under the population average... im kind of slow and dumb but i dont think that i need to be a genius to suck cock and eat cum.. that what i prefer in life, im thrill to maybe have the chance to work for you and be use and abuse all day long i really like it rough i know that will sound strange but i do need to be humiliate and degrade in real life by a rough man, the doctor told me that i need that probably because i was abused by my daddy when i was young and that im looking for same kind of treatement from all men. i really enjoy and need that all men tell me that im just a fucking cum whore a walking cum buckett a cum vaccum machine... I REALLY NEED THAT THAT REMIND ME WHAT I AM NOTHIGN ELSE excuse me if im telling you all this but i just want to be sure that you understand my need and see if maybe you can provide me that im real life and feature me to help me be know as one of the biggest cum suckign machine.

Im sending you some pics of me including a special pic that i made for you.

Please reply to me and tell me what are you plan for me.

P.S. im ready to work off cam if you want

That email has 14 year old board male loser nerd troll written all over it.

Altwebdesign 12-16-2009 02:29 AM

she sounds mental!


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