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quantum-x 12-19-2009 07:00 PM

600!
This thread is like oldschool gfy humour, but it's serious. Scary.

SleazyDream 12-19-2009 07:00 PM

holly fuck - 600!

quantum-x 12-19-2009 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16664919)
holly fuck - 600!

Your flimsy grasp on your maternal language should embarrass you.

Iron Fist 12-19-2009 07:04 PM

I wanted 600... oh well...

X37375787 12-19-2009 07:07 PM

You do notice that it says "Copywrite 2009" on the entry page?

Seriously man, I know you're an illiterate idiot, you've proven this over and over again on this board throughout the years... but at least get the Copyright... right.

xxweekxx 12-19-2009 07:49 PM

its not copywrite only.. SLEAZY PLEASE FOR GOD SAKES LEARN HOW TO SPELL..

its a fact that if you cant spell people dont perceive you as being intelligent..

Here are some of your common mistakes

its SPONSOR - NOT SPONSER
its HOLY SHIT - NOT HOLLY SHIT
its SEEN - Not SCENE

i'll correct you as we go on, cheers

I honestly cant believe you cant spell seen.. did you finish high school?

fuzebox 12-19-2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16664690)
you missed the point.

if you are relying on ratios given to you by a sponser they will never be apples to apples.


no one seems to get that.


money in money out - only ratio that matters

I shudder when people quote conversion ratios as if they mean anything.

candyflip 12-19-2009 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox (Post 16664930)
You do notice that it says "Copywrite 2009" on the entry page?

Seriously man, I know you're an illiterate idiot, you've proven this over and over again on this board throughout the years... but at least get the Copyright... right.

He actually said that he hasn't gotten to doing it yet, because it seems to bother people here.

Gotta love that logic, huh?

X37375787 12-19-2009 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16665048)
He actually said that he hasn't gotten to doing it yet, because it seems to bother people here.

Gotta love that logic, huh?

While flipping through the previous pages, I noticed that the copywrite had been addressed already.

Oh well, I am not going to cry over Sleazy failing with this shitty site - which is inevitable, considering his attitudes towards the business. Lots of good points were made in here, if he thinks he's doing it right, more power to him.

I, for one, don't really give a fuck. :thumbsup

xxweekxx 12-19-2009 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16665048)
He actually said that he hasn't gotten to doing it yet, because it seems to bother people here.

Gotta love that logic, huh?

honestly he isn't that intelligent at all.. someone that honestly cannot spell the word "seen", that speaks volumes..

He WAS riding on his tgp days.. he made a tgp when it was easy as pie...

then his success got to his head, he started calling everyone an idiot, throwing "elite tgp parties". LOL i remember the pics...

anyway pride comes before a fall, and he fell hard, and declared "bankrupsee". (thats how he spells it), although sometimes he tries and spells it as "bankruptse" .. :error

SleazyDream 12-19-2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16665048)
He actually said that he hasn't gotten to doing it yet, because it seems to bother people here.

Gotta love that logic, huh?

would I do that? I'm an idiot......



:winkwink:

SleazyDream 12-19-2009 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox (Post 16665063)
While flipping through the previous pages, I noticed.........................

I, for one, don't really give a fuck. :thumbsup


seems to be a little contradictory? hummmmm


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

X37375787 12-19-2009 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16665066)
honestly he isn't that intelligent at all.. someone that honestly cannot spell the word "seen", that speaks volumes..

He WAS riding on his tgp days.. he made a tgp when it was easy as pie...

then his success got to his head, he started calling everyone an idiot, throwing "elite tgp parties". LOL i remember the pics...

anyway pride comes before a fall, and he fell hard, and declared "bankrupsee". (thats how he spells it), although sometimes he tries and spells it as "bankruptse" .. :error


Oh so Sleazy already failed, I see? Bankruptcy? Nice...

Karma is a bitch.


I am wondering though, don't all modern free browsers have a built-in spell check? How can you ignore those dotted red underlines?

X37375787 12-19-2009 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16665078)
seems to be a little contradictory? hummmmm


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You are right, I do give a fuck to be entertained. Not whether you succeed with your mediocre site.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-19-2009 08:27 PM

i'm starting to think all of sleazy's spelling errors are on purpose, no grown man could seriously spell that terribly. i mean, mixing up seen and scene? that's like 3rd grade shit...

Tippy 12-19-2009 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 16663402)

For example:
http://www.yessignals.com/WhatWomenReallyWant.html
are you going to tell us what women want? If so. maybe you should say so.

You should honestly change that image, its really bad/poor :2 cents:

There are a few others but this one appears to be the worst...

SleazyDream 12-19-2009 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16665086)
i'm starting to think all of sleazy's spelling errors are on purpose, no grown man could seriously spell that terribly. i mean, mixing up seen and scene? that's like 3rd grade shit...

I know, it's almost as bad as typing "i" and meaning to type "I"

I mean once is a typo..... but multiple times..... no grown man could seriously ........well you get the drift.....

SleazyDream 12-19-2009 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tippy (Post 16665098)
You should honestly change that image, its really bad/poor :2 cents:

There are a few others but this one appears to be the worst...

not following? why is this one the worst?

weekly 12-19-2009 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16665106)
I know, it's almost as bad as typing "i" and meaning to type "I"

I mean once is a typo..... but multiple times..... no grown man could seriously ........well you get the drift.....

so what you are saying is, you can't spell.

Iron Fist 12-19-2009 08:37 PM

With typos... Firefox is your friend.... seriously. I love how it underlines every typo in red.... little right click and I look smarter than a 5th grader.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-19-2009 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16665106)
I know, it's almost as bad as typing "i" and meaning to type "I"

no, no it's not. it's much worse. one is lazy, one is stupid. i'd much rather be lazy than stupid, but hey, that's just me. spelling "seen" as "scene", especially back to back in the same sentence, is no typo. it's just plain idiocy...

xxweekxx 12-19-2009 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16665086)
i'm starting to think all of sleazy's spelling errors are on purpose, no grown man could seriously spell that terribly. i mean, mixing up seen and scene? that's like 3rd grade shit...

no its not a typo.. he uses the word "scene" at least 5+ times in this thread, he even used it 2 times in same post, and he wrote "Scene" both times...

Heck "scene" is MORE letters than seen, so he actually keeps adding that "c" cause he thinks thats the correct spelling

Semi-Retired-Dave 12-19-2009 08:41 PM

Is this thread really still going on or am I seeing things.

Iron Fist 12-19-2009 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 16665120)
Is this thread really still going on or am I seeing things.

Kind of amazing isn't it... then again, I could keep a thread going too if I posted in it half the time as well. Sleazy's repeated responses make up for about 300 or so posts i'm sure... :2 cents:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-19-2009 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16665106)
I mean once is a typo..... but multiple times..... no grown man could seriously ........well you get the drift.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16664638)
yet people go hundreds of pages on here about ratios....... you've scene it, I've scene it...it's sad really

it IS sad :1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-19-2009 08:50 PM

i found sleazy's school report from last xmas...

http://teach5.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/twenty.jpg

SleazyDream 12-19-2009 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16665110)
so what you are saying is, you can't spell.

it took then 9 years and over 30,000 posts to figure it out...... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

can't get anything past these super sleuths.....

X37375787 12-19-2009 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16665126)
Kind of amazing isn't it... then again, I could keep a thread going too if I posted in it half the time as well. Sleazy's repeated responses make up for about 300 or so posts i'm sure... :2 cents:

159, actually.

SleazyDream 12-19-2009 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16665137)
i found sleazy's school report from last xmas...

http://teach5.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/twenty.jpg

ahhh, now I get it. You grew up rich! The most money my dad ever gave me was a $2 bill.......usually singles...

Stef. 12-19-2009 09:00 PM

i will not comment on your 'paysite' that look 1999 -- , but just one question :

did GFY paid you to entertain the crowd here? it works. congrats :thumbsup it's funny!
.

xxweekxx 12-19-2009 09:02 PM

stop posting and start working on your site dude.. you have spent HOURS replying to posts here... sheesh

Tippy 12-19-2009 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16665109)
not following? why is this one the worst?

Well it looks like they were sitting on a couch or something and left part of their ass behind when they were photochopped. Would have looked better if the couch and the other part of their asses/limbs were still intact. They kinda look funny sitting in mid air like that...

SleazyDream 12-19-2009 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16665178)
stop posting and start working on your site dude.. you have spent HOURS replying to posts here... sheesh

I am... I do this when I have to wait on stuff......uploads, rendering, processing things, etc...

chupachups 12-19-2009 09:10 PM

The spelling and pathological stubbornness of SD makes me think of hmm..... yeah, ALIENQ!

Vjo 12-19-2009 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16665178)
stop posting and start working on your site dude.. you have spent HOURS replying to posts here... sheesh

On behalf of Sleazy..

aahahaha, getting off the board to work is for losers...

Sleazy does it ALL while continually juggling a minimum of 3 threads, never more than 8 min between a post. He is an old school master of multitasking. A razor blade in the other hand to cut out figurines, (ok maybe it's not done that way j/k) while grappling with a detractor on ICQ, plus about 34 other things simultaneously, all on the way to magnificent success and fabulous paysite riches!

(and documented from now till January 2012 right here on gfy)

He is simply amazing!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

* This message brought to you by the SleazyDream (I keep wanting to say SleayBear) fan club. Affiliates worldwide strangely enthralled.

lagcam 12-20-2009 12:04 PM

Not correcting the simple typos immediately is pure marketing genius because everytime somebody notices it they rush here to post about it and bump the thread again which keeps more eyes on the site and more people rushing to comment on it.

Everybody knows that few people actually have the attention span to read all pages of a thread and when they spot something they automatically assume that they are the first to spot it........and of course as sleazy is not the only guy on the internet who can't spell, MANY do not even notice these things.

Anybody who doesn't believe me should check out his alexa ranking today!

[yes I know alexa means shit and doesn't put food on the table etc]

Pleasurepays 12-20-2009 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 16666283)
Not correcting the simple typos immediately is pure marketing genius because everytime somebody notices it they rush here to post about it and bump the thread again which keeps more eyes on the site and more people rushing to comment on it.

right... because so few things scream "trust me with your traffic" and "i'm a marketing genius" louder than idiotic ramblings, a shitty site with horrible execution, shitty design, horrible code and a 3rd grade spelling ability.

lagcam 12-20-2009 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16666319)
right... because so few things scream "trust me with your traffic" and "i'm a marketing genius" louder than idiotic ramblings, a shitty site with horrible execution, shitty design, horrible code and a 3rd grade spelling ability.

You are normally right about most things pleasurepays but in assuming that the average web surfer notices or attaches the same importance to spelling and grammar errors as you do, you are not.

However, that said, how are sales going sleazy? That is what matters.

SleazyDream 12-20-2009 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 16666340)
You are normally right about most things pleasurepays but in assuming that the average web surfer notices or attaches the same importance to spelling and grammar errors as you do, you are not.

However, that said, how are sales going sleazy? That is what matters.

a little worse than the average porn site I promote so far, but I have been listening and from what i can tell the number one complaint people seem to have is not understanding the site right away, I just went live on this page http://www.yessignals.com/BodyLanguage.html 10 minuits ago with image roll overs that add a lot more sales pitches without junking up the page... going to be changing more sales pitches elsewhere thoughout the day to try and increase the ratios...

it's all about testing.

Choker 12-20-2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 16666340)
You are normally right about most things pleasurepays but in assuming that the average web surfer notices or attaches the same importance to spelling and grammar errors as you do, you are not.

However, that said, how are sales going sleazy? That is what matters.

I think I know who his very first member is. All you fuckers saying good luck, hope it works, etc, how about you actually help him out.


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