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FUCK J0EL 12-22-2009 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16673579)
so you sent in your resume?

:upsidedow

Well could you send them the resume I sent you please.
I know you probably shreaded it already ! :(

mpahlca 12-22-2009 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16673596)
In all seriousness, do you guys relocate?

For the right person yes, for instance I lived in Vancouver and San Fran before taking the job here.

mpahlca 12-22-2009 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0EL (Post 16673698)
Well could you send them the resume I sent you please.
I know you probably shreaded it already ! :(

Its ok Joel, i got yours and roald sent me pics of him in amsterdamn with some "things" so not sure if that was his application or????

Vendzilla 12-22-2009 04:08 PM

So is it cold there right now?

Quagmire 12-22-2009 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 16673168)
Great chance for a few people to get in with a good company. Benefit of living in Toronto as well is one not to miss. I lived there for 6 months and I fell in love with the city. I lived right downtown, and it was perfect. Im going back to Toronto for a weekend in January, to sample that big city atmosphere again.

WTF dude, are you on crack? You're in paradise compared to Toronto. Toronto is like a bike courier's armpit on an August afternoon. Scratch that, Toronto is the hairy bunghole of a bear at Church and Wellesley after a night of heavy drinking and gay sex.

XPays 12-22-2009 04:41 PM

good luck with your search Twistys

StuartD 12-22-2009 07:32 PM

This is a good time to update my sig to include my email address.

Juicy D. Links 12-22-2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 16674700)
This is a good time to update my sig to include my email address.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup congrats man

Ramster 12-22-2009 07:37 PM

Good opportunity for someone, no doubt on that! Good luck with your search Mike.

Twistys Tim 12-22-2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 16674090)
WTF dude, are you on crack? You're in paradise compared to Toronto.

You may the very first person ever to have referred to Scotland as paradise.

A traditonal Scottish meal consists of the following...

Deep fried pizza
http://stillcrapulent.files.wordpres...eeseburger.jpg
A Glasgow salad
http://11.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19...NK9Oo1_500.jpg
And the famed deep fried mars bar for desert
http://deadlinescotland.files.wordpr...674793d985.jpg

Yum yum!!!!

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-22-2009 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 16674700)
This is a good time to update my sig to include my email address.

You can also get a hold of me at [email protected] :thumbsup

Sands 12-22-2009 08:00 PM

To Whom It May Concern,

I've coded many, many Stars Wars fan pages on Angelfire (with flaming .gifs). I understand that this more than qualifies me for the aforementioned position(s). However, I have two questions:

1) Will you provide funds to relocate me and my seven narcoleptic cats (each of which is named after the dwarfs in Snow White). Please keep in mind that Dopey has a fickle stomach, and so road travel is out of the question.

2) Is your office "green"?

Kindest regards,

BoboFat69

SatansCandy 12-22-2009 08:12 PM

"Hell and destruction are never full; so the eyes of man are never satisfied" - Proverbs 27

JarvisEncoding 12-22-2009 08:22 PM

Great Opportunity
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Vendzilla 12-22-2009 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 16674758)
To Whom It May Concern,

I've coded many, many Stars Wars fan pages on Angelfire (with flaming .gifs). I understand that this more than qualifies me for the aforementioned position(s). However, I have two questions:

1) Will you provide funds to relocate me and my seven narcoleptic cats (each of which is named after the dwarfs in Snow White). Please keep in mind that Dopey has a fickle stomach, and so road travel is out of the question.

2) Is your office "green"?

Kindest regards,

BoboFat69

Your on your meds, right?

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-22-2009 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 16674947)
Your on your meds, right?

Roy hasn't been on his meds since he found out he could sell them to dopey down the street for $5/pill.

NetHorse 12-22-2009 09:54 PM

Bump, Toronto is a nice place to live, a great opportunity for someone.

spazlabz 12-22-2009 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stever (Post 16673505)
living in toronto sucks man
i feel sorry for you

the weather man be bad but the way the US is going Canada is looking good heh heh I was going to apply for political asylum, but I couldnt find the ap on the Canadian government immigration site


spaz

scuba steve 12-22-2009 10:19 PM

Quit trying to pick up twinks mike

Roald 12-23-2009 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0EL (Post 16673698)
Well could you send them the resume I sent you please.
I know you probably shreaded it already ! :(

Yeah well I read your xmas card and since I am not your favorite dutchy I said fuck it and put it in the shredder indeed! Ofcourse after I jerked off on it :warning



Good luck to Twistys on finding the right person!!!

xxxjay 12-23-2009 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 16672986)
no remote, i only want people to work in the office with me, i can teach people remotely but i find that if you work in the office with the other people on a project your feel for them and for the work is better.

That's true. Remote employees suck.

themadwriter 12-23-2009 04:51 AM

bump for the lucky ones that get the job!

Roald 12-23-2009 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16675402)
That's true. Remote employees suck.

When you have enough grunt work to do it works out but I agree. Sucks to find good people inhouse over here.

CaptainHowdy 12-23-2009 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 16673276)
There is a corporate eunuch policy at Twistys that resolves any arousal issues.

I'm overqualified then...

FUCK J0EL 12-23-2009 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16675285)
Yeah well I read your xmas card and since I am not your favorite dutchy I said fuck it and put it in the shredder indeed! Ofcourse after I jerked off on it :warning

Jerked off on it ?!?
Damn you and VS Jeff really do have a lot in common !

halfpint 12-23-2009 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 16672986)
no remote, i only want people to work in the office with me, i can teach people remotely but i find that if you work in the office with the other people on a project your feel for them and for the work is better.

OHHH now that sounds dodgy ..you want to feel your workers up :winkwink:

MichaelP 12-23-2009 07:46 AM

Too bad it is not remote. I'd be very interested with this :)

Twistys Tim 12-23-2009 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16675285)
I said fuck it and put it in the shredder indeed! Ofcourse after I jerked off on it :warning!

That sounds like the kind of thing that could void the manufacturers warranty on a shredder.

tranza 12-23-2009 08:44 AM

THis is a very nice opportunity!

Turf 12-23-2009 11:23 AM

Is a work permit needed in Canada for people from inside the EU ?

dont want to send in the CV just to find out its not possible due to the work permit thing..

barelist 12-23-2009 01:20 PM

Great program, good luck on finding some good candidates :)

goldfish 12-23-2009 01:45 PM

I'd be willing to reloacate for an opportunity like this, what's immigrating to Canada from the US like, difficult?

Sid70 12-23-2009 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16675402)
That's true. Remote employees suck.

look closer. feeling any warmer?

Sid70 12-23-2009 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 16674728)
You may the very first person ever to have referred to Scotland as paradise.

A traditonal Scottish meal consists of the following...

Deep fried pizza
http://stillcrapulent.files.wordpres...eeseburger.jpg
A Glasgow salad
http://11.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19...NK9Oo1_500.jpg
And the famed deep fried mars bar for desert
http://deadlinescotland.files.wordpr...674793d985.jpg

Yum yum!!!!

definitely sums up in agony with the stuff i tried to eat in London, no, seriously, i want some history lessons why its so 'special' overthere?


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