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fuzebox 02-13-2010 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Jensen (Post 16847186)
bump for that.. why the heck??

I can't speak for everyone, but I like the "no pressure" lifestyle... It's nice being cut off from the world and just doing whatever the fuck you want every day.

LatinCams 02-13-2010 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 16847135)
You are right, every country has its problems but you must know that the war on drugs is a complete joke.
U.S. gives Colombia 2 billion dollars a year to fight this hoax and it has only perpetuated death and misery.

The drug war is taking place in almost every country not only in Colombia. Theres no need to mention Drugs every time you talk about Colombia, you can also remind some people about Coffee, Flowers or Biodiversity those are for sure more interesting for those who want to visit a country.

LatinCams 02-13-2010 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16847462)
I can't speak for everyone, but I like the "no pressure" lifestyle... It's nice being cut off from the world and just doing whatever the fuck you want every day.

Im with you, nobody is taking my SIESTA away from me. :thumbsup

slapass 02-13-2010 11:37 AM

Columbia sounds like Brazil a few years ago. I need to check it out.

quiet 02-13-2010 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 16846964)
Oh please, maybe in the central/north but in the past 2 years I can count on one hand the times it rained for any extended period of time. You mostly get some heavy showers in the so-called rainy season that last no longer than an hour at a time.

the far south islands (where i mostly hang out) rain like crazy for a couple of months. ko taratuo island chain pretty much shuts down.

AdultB2B 02-15-2010 02:38 AM

Thailand

Shakira 02-15-2010 03:20 AM

Coasta Rica :thumbsup

faxxaff 02-15-2010 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16677067)
With very few exceptions, they are clock watchers and you will never get a true GFE. Americans only come here because it's close, the ones who discover Thailand usually never come back here. The beach towns are way overpriced and have very little residential options, so unless you want to spend several k a month living in a hotel, you have to live in the city, which is dirty, polluted, loud, and traffic packed.

I've never been to Thailand, but I've compared notes with many people who have, it seems a lot nicer. Maybe the grass is always greener?

For the record: Thai girls are clockwatchers, too. They just care about making as much money as possible without too much effort. Chances of finding a frue GFE in TH are limited to those guys who like trannies. I don't care too much about how much money I spend, but for what they offer Thai girls are way overpriced.

It's actually cheaper to have sex in a western European brothel in Amsterdam or Frankfurt than it is to get a handjob in Bangkok.

inthecrack 02-15-2010 04:12 AM

Why does everyone here want to live in a crime infested, corrupt 3rd world country? Coasta Rica might be ok but Columbia ranks about 4th last in the world of countries I'd want to live in after North Korea, India, and Afghanistan! Philippines doesn't sound so rosy either.

faxxaff 02-15-2010 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by inthecrack (Post 16850681)
Why does everyone here want to live in a crime infested, corrupt 3rd world country? Coasta Rica might be ok but Columbia ranks about 4th last in the world of countries I'd want to live in after North Korea, India, and Afghanistan! Philippines doesn't sound so rosy either.

Quality of living is amazing in some of those destinations with little financial resources. Let's say you need 500k a year to make a comfortable living in Amsterdam, you can live much better on 100k in Medellin or Manila.

BJ 02-15-2010 05:29 AM

Just to add a major deterrent about thailand. If you want to live here, full time and not have to leave you will need a company based here with 2mil baht registered capital, four thai employees, have to pay payroll tax every month, company audits, work permit, accounting/legal fees. You can fake most of this, but if you are caught, goodbye. Otherwise, depending on your visa you have to do border runs every 30 or 90 days. Thailand makes it extremely difficult to do business here legally.

faxxaff 02-15-2010 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 16850779)
Just to add a major deterrent about thailand. If you want to live here, full time and not have to leave you will need a company based here with 2mil baht registered capital, four thai employees, have to pay payroll tax every month, company audits, work permit, accounting/legal fees. You can fake most of this, but if you are caught, goodbye. Otherwise, depending on your visa you have to do border runs every 30 or 90 days. Thailand makes it extremely difficult to do business here legally.

Thailand is very easy to start up a company. Not all registered capital needs to be paid in cash. Anyhow, it's your own money and you pay your own salary from this amount. And yes, you need to pay tax (like in most other countries LOL), but it's limited to the amount you earn in TH and the part of your income you bring into the country during the same fiscal year. You don't pay any income tax on other offshore income as long as the money stays outside of country during the same fiscal year.

It's certainly not worth faking this as it's pretty cheap to own a biz in TH.

BJ 02-15-2010 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by faxxaff (Post 16850782)
Thailand is very easy to start up a company. Not all registered capital needs to be paid in cash. Anyhow, it's your own money and you pay your own salary from this amount. And yes, you need to pay tax (like in most other countries LOL), but it's limited to the amount you earn in TH and the part of your income you bring into the country during the same fiscal year. You don't pay any income tax on other offshore income as long as the money stays outside of country during the same fiscal year.

It's certainly not worth faking this as it's pretty cheap to own a biz in TH.

I did not say it was expensive, it is a major pain in the ass. I have 24 thai staff now, 12x what I had in the states, I am working 3 times as hard for 1/3 the money. These are mainstream businesses.

Working online you are correct, no company needed etc, but you will have visa runs.

nico-t 02-15-2010 06:10 AM

question: All i see is whore mongering options, but what about just picking up chicks at bars? You know, non whores? how is that in those countries? Thailand looks tempting but i get the feeling of the info i read that when you go out all you get is whores.... are there also normal chicks, and is it easy to pick them up, how do they feel about western guys?

BJ 02-15-2010 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 16850818)
question: All i see is whore mongering options, but what about just picking up chicks at bars? You know, non whores? how is that in those countries? Thailand looks tempting but i get the feeling of the info i read that when you go out all you get is whores.... are there also normal chicks, and is it easy to pick them up, how do they feel about western guys?

yes, the majority are normal girls. Very easy to get dates at the shopping mall, bus stop, etc. Bar girls usually have a 3rd grade education, and are the lowest rung of thai society.

That being said $30 for one night will get you a bar girl, and she'll clean your house and do your laundry the next day. Probably cook for you too.

There are tons of university educated, beautiful, decent English speaking girls here. You can easily date them, you will most likely get some type of chaperone on your first few dates. A good salary for a uni educated girl in thailand is about 1k us per month, so as long as you are not geriatric or a douche your chances are good to score a compliant girlfriend/wife.

czarina 02-15-2010 06:46 AM

how about Chile or Argentina? They seem like almost-1st world countries with the obvious advantages, but with rural areas where you can be free and careless

rollinthunder 02-15-2010 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by inthecrack (Post 16850681)
Coasta Rica might be ok

Can you idiots stop with the Coasta Rica?

rollinthunder 02-15-2010 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by inthecrack (Post 16850681)
but Columbia

Bunch of retards commenting on countries they can't even spell, let alone ever visited... :321GFY

rollinthunder 02-15-2010 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16847462)
I can't speak for everyone, but I like the "no pressure" lifestyle... It's nice being cut off from the world and just doing whatever the fuck you want every day.

I'm here for the girls... :thumbsup

Slappin Fish 02-15-2010 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 16850818)
question: All i see is whore mongering options, but what about just picking up chicks at bars? You know, non whores? how is that in those countries? Thailand looks tempting but i get the feeling of the info i read that when you go out all you get is whores.... are there also normal chicks, and is it easy to pick them up, how do they feel about western guys?

You'll pick them up, I've dated quite a few, but don't think that because they are "normal girls" they are fundamentally different. They like to think so, but they aren't.

These middle class/ Hi-so girls, specially in Bangkok, are desperate not to be confuse with their poorer cousins but meet them in the right settings, like an event or be presented as the owner of.... and they will go to lengths that would make a bargirl blush. They have the same thirst for social climbing.

I like to fuck them anyway, just because I can, but I don't think more of them than I do the average bargirl :2 cents:

rollinthunder 02-15-2010 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 16850863)
yes, the majority are normal girls. Very easy to get dates at the shopping mall, bus stop, etc. Bar girls usually have a 3rd grade education, and are the lowest rung of thai society.

That being said $30 for one night will get you a bar girl, and she'll clean your house and do your laundry the next day. Probably cook for you too.

There are tons of university educated, beautiful, decent English speaking girls here. You can easily date them, you will most likely get some type of chaperone on your first few dates. A good salary for a uni educated girl in thailand is about 1k us per month, so as long as you are not geriatric or a douche your chances are good to score a compliant girlfriend/wife.

I've never been to Thailand, but in Latin America where I have lived extensively, girls are far more approachable and much hotter. I would kill myself before ever going back to a bar in North America and seeing fat girls in hoodies getting hit on by brother after brother. :2 cents:

BJ 02-15-2010 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by rollinthunder (Post 16850933)
I've never been to Thailand, but in Latin America where I have lived extensively, girls are far more approachable and much hotter. I would kill myself before ever going back to a bar in North America and seeing fat girls in hoodies getting hit on by brother after brother. :2 cents:

I agree, central/south american girls are way more passionate, enjoy good sex and will tell you all about it. Thai girls you are always skeptical of their motives, hit and miss on the sex. The one good thing as I stated before is thai girls will willingly take care of all your domestic duties. But this is also a crutch. If you don't pay them, and they stick around for a while they will inevitably want compensation.

This is no different than the us or any other western country, aside from the fact you might end up dead if you don't comply.

Thai girls in general won't steal your wallet (unless tourist), they won't ask to put electric in their hometown (unless tourist), won't tell you their buffalo sick, motorbike needs fixing, mother in hospital need money etc. (unless tourist)

But they will take their first chance to grab a knife and chase you around your own home, show up at nightclub with said knife, stalk you, call you 1 year after the realtionship is over.

rollinthunder 02-15-2010 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 16850973)

But they will take their first chance to grab a knife and chase you around your own home, show up at nightclub with said knife, stalk you, call you 1 year after the realtionship is over.

:upsidedow

LatinCams 02-15-2010 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by rollinthunder (Post 16850925)
Bunch of retards commenting on countries they can't even spell, let alone ever visited... :321GFY

I agree with you. :thumbsup

No culture at all, even if some have travel they never got out of the whore houses at all :1orglaugh

nico-t 02-16-2010 03:36 AM

great posts so far of how the chicks are

Ross 02-16-2010 04:35 AM

Defo not the Phillipines, the place is a dump. I went there for 16 days and couldn't wait to come home after day 2.

pornguy 02-16-2010 06:17 AM

You wont be in Kansas any more Toto.

DWB 02-16-2010 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by LatinCams (Post 16847576)
Theres no need to mention Drugs every time you talk about Colombia, you can also remind some people about Coffee, Flowers or Biodiversity those are for sure more interesting for those who want to visit a country.

Right. Like RUM! Ron Medellin is the best! :thumbsup Beware of the spider.

rollinthunder 02-17-2010 10:23 PM

Ron Viejo de Caldas... also good... and cheap as fuck

XXMAM 10-15-2011 05:22 AM

Costa Rica is great. I love it there, but its really not cheap.
Easy to live- no income tax on foreign earned income =)

DWB 10-15-2011 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 16850790)
I did not say it was expensive, it is a major pain in the ass. I have 24 thai staff now, 12x what I had in the states, I am working 3 times as hard for 1/3 the money. These are mainstream businesses.

Working online you are correct, no company needed etc, but you will have visa runs.

Having 24 Thai employees is like having 24 nervous breakdowns daily. No thanks.

I've literally been all over the world and have never seen such shit for brains as I see here on a daily basis. If they didn't make me feel so God damned smart, I'd dip. Not to mention, they all thing I'm sexy. :upsidedow

drmadcat 10-15-2011 06:23 AM

Philippines i would not feel safe in Colombia or Coasta Rica

XXMAM 10-15-2011 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by drmadcat (Post 18492857)
Philippines i would not feel safe in Colombia or Coasta Rica

Why wouldnt you feel safe in CR?

drmadcat 10-15-2011 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by XXMAM (Post 18492864)
Why wouldnt you feel safe in CR?

the truth is i dont feel safe anywhere
looking at a few cr websites cr looks nicer than Philippines

XXMAM 10-15-2011 06:42 AM

CR is awesome. I lived there off and on for many years. Got robbed a few times, but hey, Ive been robbed in like 5 countries- so whatever.

Havent been to the Philippines but I know the beaches are better, its cheaper, and the kidnapping rates are pretty high.

drmadcat 10-15-2011 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by XXMAM (Post 18492888)
CR is awesome. I lived there off and on for many years. Got robbed a few times, but hey, Ive been robbed in like 5 countries- so whatever.

Havent been to the Philippines but I know the beaches are better, its cheaper, and the kidnapping rates are pretty high.

you know thats the funniest thing the first time i went to the us i thort i would step off the plane and 10 black guys were ether going to shoot me or rape me but i had the best time over there and probably the safes-est place i have been i used to go out in the early hours of the morning by myself for food and nothing ever happened to me you could not say the same for the uk or Australia ive had more trouble in aus than any other countries
unless you live in a country you will never know what its like

Grapesoda 10-15-2011 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 16677105)
I speak enough to get around and get by, but I'm not fluent. If I can relocate there in a few years, I would fix that though. I'm stuck in Thailand for the time being, and FUCK ME that language is hard.

Colombia just has a certain charm about it. I can't put it into words, you just have to see it for yourself. I could write a book on why I love Colombia, but it wouldn't do it justice. You just gotta go and roam about!

Ecuador?

Slappin Fish 10-15-2011 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by drmadcat (Post 18492857)
Philippines i would not feel safe in Colombia or Coasta Rica

You wouldn't feel safe in CR but you choose the Philippines:error:error:1orglaugh

why bother answering if you have no clue what you are talking about?

drmadcat 10-15-2011 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 18492907)
You wouldn't feel safe in CR but you choose the Philippines:error:error:1orglaugh

why bother answering if you have no clue what you are talking about?

ive been to the Philippines 2 times know and had no problems

Slappin Fish 10-15-2011 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by drmadcat (Post 18493001)
ive been to the Philippines 2 times know and had no problems

I've been there a few more than 2 times and over the past 24 months I've seen two stabbings of foreigners in public places. One old white guy stabbed (and killed) by a street vendor in front of a 7/11. One korean smoking a cigarette stabbed (don't know if he died) in front of a korean restaurant, but if you've been there two times with no problems, that settles it then.

Anyway even forgetting our different experiences, since you're comparing countries it would help a little if you'd been to both, difficult for you to compare it with CR if you've never been to CR :2 cents:

LatinaCrazy 10-15-2011 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 16846999)
Colombia, was there for about 6 months total- one day we were walking into the center of downtown bogota and saw two dead guys lying in a huge pool of blood in the driveway of a gas station. drug cartel hit. a bunch of 8 - 10 year old school kids were all standing around giggling and pointing at the bodies. pretty creepy. bogota is too freaking huge for me, over 9 million people just way too much for my liking. And the humanitarian crisis from the idiotic drug war (financed by u.s.) has made for countless thousands of refugees. check out amnesty international's write up on colombia's human rights situation...

although i gotta say i really loved the colombian amazon. Leticia, Mocoa and a little further north, San Agustin...incredible. small town in a beautiful valley and they have these insanely precise stone statues and ruins of a mysterious nameless civilization which vanished before the spaniards got there.

I am an American, I have not visited ColUmbia. I live in Colombia and have done so for 10 years.

I was in Miami last week, leaving little Cuba, Some one pulled besides the car in front of us and shot all 4 people inside with sawed off shot gun.

My first trip to Colombia was in October 98, visited Cali, and then Medellin. Medellin was so bad you could not go outside and look for taxi.

Cali was so bad you could not go into a nigh club that was not infested with Narcos.

When I moved here it was after Escobar and the start of the Colombian Drug War.

Medellin is one the most respected and visited cities in all of South America. It is known for flowers, clothes, some of the best underwear in the world, world class fashion models, video chat and of course very hot women.

Bogata is one of the largest cities in the world, it sucks, why, because I hate large cities.

Cali being the second largest city in Colombia is beautiful, although the infrastructure is just now being fixed.

Is ColUmbia dangerous, yes no doubt about it. are there kidnappings, yes no doubt about it. Who gets kidnapped these days, dumb ass gringos who wander into the mountains flashing money around or politicians.

I have lived here like I said 10 years and have never had anything happen to me. I have visited parts of Colombia where they have never seen a gringo before.. Am I carful, yes.

I have I ever been hurt YES, but it was by having my heart broken by a Colombian woman. I can tell you this, you have NO IDEA what love is like until you have been loved by a Colombian woman.

Is Colombia a good place for an american to live, depends on the American. If you have the attitude that you are going to live here, learn about the culture, become involved you will be fine. If you come with an attitude that you are better than Colombian or that THEY DONT HAVE REAL MONEY, DOLLARS you will be fucked and unhappy.

Drug war yes, And with the help of the US the country has gotten a lot better. Was it achieved by methods that liberals would approve of, Nope... But it works.

Ok finishing my book here, Colombia is great, it is complicated, hard to understand, dangerous for the ignorant, and a wonderful place to be if you can blend in.

fuckyou/payme 10-15-2011 12:15 PM

If you come to Colombia your biggest concern will probably be me giving you a dirty look for being a dirty ass gringo that I hate seeing everywhere now... place is starting to get infested with them :disgust :Oh crap :mad:

chaze 10-15-2011 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang (Post 16673625)
Which one of those place is the best to live in (for single white boys) ? And why? Post pics if you have them :thumbsup Thanks

I lived in Costa Rica, it's a awesome but I recommend Panama.

XXMAM 10-15-2011 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by drmadcat (Post 18492899)
you know thats the funniest thing the first time i went to the us i thort i would step off the plane and 10 black guys were ether going to shoot me or rape me but i had the best time over there and probably the safes-est place i have been i used to go out in the early hours of the morning by myself for food and nothing ever happened to me you could not say the same for the uk or Australia ive had more trouble in aus than any other countries
unless you live in a country you will never know what its like

"unless you live in a country you will never know what its like"
SO fucking true!!

marlboroack 10-15-2011 04:37 PM

Philippines of course

marlboroack 10-15-2011 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 18493050)
I've been there a few more than 2 times and over the past 24 months I've seen two stabbings of foreigners in public places. One old white guy stabbed (and killed) by a street vendor in front of a 7/11. One korean smoking a cigarette stabbed (don't know if he died) in front of a korean restaurant, but if you've been there two times with no problems, that settles it then.

Anyway even forgetting our different experiences, since you're comparing countries it would help a little if you'd been to both, difficult for you to compare it with CR if you've never been to CR :2 cents:

Your full of shit, i have lived in the Philippines for 5 years and have gone to the most fucked up places i could go to find some action.. And that's more hardcore than seeing stabbings.

bauhaus 10-15-2011 04:42 PM

Buy a big house in costa rica.... hookers just show up in the middle of the night. Drunk, horny....

Its only Day O Clock or Night O Clock on my property..... watch that bishes.

:pimp

XXMAM 10-15-2011 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LatinaCrazy (Post 18493419)
I am an American, I have not visited ColUmbia. I live in Colombia and have done so for 10 years.

I was in Miami last week, leaving little Cuba, Some one pulled besides the car in front of us and shot all 4 people inside with sawed off shot gun.

My first trip to Colombia was in October 98, visited Cali, and then Medellin. Medellin was so bad you could not go outside and look for taxi.

Cali was so bad you could not go into a nigh club that was not infested with Narcos.

When I moved here it was after Escobar and the start of the Colombian Drug War.

Medellin is one the most respected and visited cities in all of South America. It is known for flowers, clothes, some of the best underwear in the world, world class fashion models, video chat and of course very hot women.

Bogata is one of the largest cities in the world, it sucks, why, because I hate large cities.

Cali being the second largest city in Colombia is beautiful, although the infrastructure is just now being fixed.

Is ColUmbia dangerous, yes no doubt about it. are there kidnappings, yes no doubt about it. Who gets kidnapped these days, dumb ass gringos who wander into the mountains flashing money around or politicians.

I have lived here like I said 10 years and have never had anything happen to me. I have visited parts of Colombia where they have never seen a gringo before.. Am I carful, yes.

I have I ever been hurt YES, but it was by having my heart broken by a Colombian woman. I can tell you this, you have NO IDEA what love is like until you have been loved by a Colombian woman.

Is Colombia a good place for an american to live, depends on the American. If you have the attitude that you are going to live here, learn about the culture, become involved you will be fine. If you come with an attitude that you are better than Colombian or that THEY DONT HAVE REAL MONEY, DOLLARS you will be fucked and unhappy.

Drug war yes, And with the help of the US the country has gotten a lot better. Was it achieved by methods that liberals would approve of, Nope... But it works.

Ok finishing my book here, Colombia is great, it is complicated, hard to understand, dangerous for the ignorant, and a wonderful place to be if you can blend in.

Thank you for your insightful post. Would you mind giving a quick review of Cartagena?

XXMAM 10-15-2011 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BJ (Post 16850779)
Just to add a major deterrent about thailand. If you want to live here, full time and not have to leave you will need a company based here with 2mil baht registered capital, four thai employees, have to pay payroll tax every month, company audits, work permit, accounting/legal fees. You can fake most of this, but if you are caught, goodbye. Otherwise, depending on your visa you have to do border runs every 30 or 90 days. Thailand makes it extremely difficult to do business here legally.

It is difficult to to business legally in Thailand, but the police are generally cheap to pay off. Also, there is no need to do the visa run thing as long as you get a student visa.
http://studyinthailand.org/study_abr..._thailand.html

Slappin Fish 10-15-2011 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18493878)
Your full of shit, i have lived in the Philippines for 5 years and have gone to the most fucked up places i could go to find some action.. And that's more hardcore than seeing stabbings.

You want to make a bet? I'll tell you when and where.

As for what is more hardcore, who gives a fuck? You think you know because you whore mongered for a while, I've been an expat all my life, including childhood, I can tell you stories that would make you go all white little boy.:2 cents:


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