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Loch 01-05-2010 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 16713753)
a really long time ago I remember a story/thread/pics about AaronM or someone getting arrested in Mexico and an elite team of webmasters went in navy seals style to rescue him.

I remember hearing something about this, never did find out what that was all about

baddog 01-05-2010 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16714084)
AaronM being thrown in a Mexican jail was pretty good. I can't believe how well that one went over.

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Originally Posted by uno (Post 16713753)
a really long time ago I remember a story/thread/pics about AaronM or someone getting arrested in Mexico and an elite team of webmasters went in navy seals style to rescue him.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=61145

D-Money 01-05-2010 10:53 PM

I think when Media posted he was driving with tons of weed and got pulled over and arrested, sent to jail. Was pretty impressive. Got me.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-05-2010 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16714617)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 16714485)
Wonder if you will talk shit directly to my face when we one day meet. If anyone would of made sales to get the gold they would of got it. Do you have any proof to show otherwise? Did anyone complain they did not get gold that earned it? Keep my name off your lips you old tied dyed hippy douche bag. What employer terminated me? Are you talking about Brad? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh He NEVER employed me. He brought me on on a commission basis and HE STOLE that camera from me. He got every penny he was supposed to PLUS a 1400.00 camera that was supposed to be used to shoot HD asian content for a site we partnered up on. Ask Tampa Toker who he believes now me or Brad.

Please let me know your show schedule you will be going to this year. Ill make it a point to be at at least 1 show you are this year. Ill give you plenty of opportunity to talk your little shit talks to me to my face. Her "credit card" had a co signer on it to help her get credit douche bag. We used the 0% on it when we got the camera and paid it off. Again please let me know what shows you are attending this year. Don't take that as a threat either. Im just giving you opportunity to voice your very vocal opinion about me to my face. Seems you are VERY interested in what I do, so its only fair I let you meet me in person. :thumbsup


Yo Stinky Fingerz,

Splitting hairs is not a very good way to defend yourself... :2 cents:

You get all indignant and scream that you were "NEVER an employee" of Brad, but the fact remains that you were fired from your sales position with his company for (in his words) lying and cheating.

Next you are going to tell us that while you admitted that you like to suck cock occasionally, that you just lick around the edges, so it's not gay... :1orglaugh

BTW, when you suck dick, do you spit or swallow - or both, depending on the mood you are in?

Your original story was that the camera for Brad was a "no strings attached gift", however now you are claiming that he stole the no strings attached gift?!? At least try and make some effort to get your lies straight.

As for your gold promo, you wrote, "Did anyone complain that they did not get gold that earned it?"

That was kind of my point. No one could win your contest since no one could generate even a measly 2.5 sales per day with your crappy program/sites.

Here were the terms for your contest, which you spammed the board with for a couple of months:

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1. If you make 150 qualified sales within 60 days you will receive a bonus of a 1 0z bar of gold. Currently 1 oz of gold is priced at around 860.00 USD. After you reach your goal of 150 sales there will be a 45 day waiting period before the gold (or cash equivilant) will be shipped to you. This is to protect us from fraud, chargebacks, stolen credit cards etc. This offer is open to the first 10 affiliates making their target of 150 sales.

2. If you make 750 qualified sales within 90 days you will receive a bonus of a 10 oz bar of gold. Currently 1 oz of gold is priced at around 860.00 USD, and a 10 oz bar is around $8,699.00 depending on market fluctuations. After you reach your goal of 750 sales there will be a 45 day waiting period before the gold (or cash equivilant) will be shipped to you. This is to protect us from fraud, chargebacks, stolen credit cards etc. This offer is open to the first affiliate making their target of 750 sales. You will also receive a 1 oz bar of gold since you would of hit your 150 sales goal before this.

What if I am runner up for the 750 sales promotion?
The runner up will receive 2000.00 in cash plus they will receive their prize of 1 oz bar of gold. To qualify for this you must have made over 500 sales.

You will still of course receive your normal 50% commission for any sales you make.
The gold bar will come shipped to you directly in a custom case and a certificate of thanks along with it.

That makes for a total of nearly 19.300.00 USD in possible prizes that we are giving away!

Lets throw one more in. The first 10 affiliates to get us 25 webmaster signups will receive 100.00 each. That puts our total give away to 20,300.00 even.
The fact is, by your own account, you didn't pay out any gold, not $20,300 worth, not $1 worth.

You were repeatedly asked to show proof that the gold even existed, and you did not. And when the contest ended, many people suggested it would be a good gesture for you to at least give some sort of prize to the top seller, and you wouldn't even do that.

Many people would consider a contest which is hyped for months, with big promises of large prizes, and then pays nothing in prizes at the end, to be a hoax.

This thread is about hoaxes, and not about you personally. If I wanted to make it personal, it would certainly make you look a helluva lot worse, given the number of people that know you whom you have pissed off for one reason or another.

Anyway, since you asked, the shows I usually attend are well-documented since pictures from them are posted here and on my websites. Adult shows that I have attended include AEE/AVN, InterNext Las Vegas, Erotica-LA, AdultCon, Asianmodelpalooza, X-Biz Summer, CyberNet Expo, and occasionally some of the Webmaster Access shows on the West Coast.

I keep planning to attend the Phoenix Forum, but I don't usually finalize plans to attend any given show until the last moment, given the nature of my schedule. I also attend numerous car shows, model expos, and other non-adult computer shows and various business trade shows.

I know you have been to a few shows (Costa Rica, Atlanta Forum - where someone suggested that you were pimping your own Fiance/GF at, probably since your wife had quit supporting you and took off with the kids to escape you - but I digress).

Frankly, I'm surprised that you can make it to any shows anymore, with Alexa stats like these for your StickyBoxBucks program:

AsianSchoolBabes.com 5,851,026

DaisyMarie18.com 16,637,219

DixieDash.com 2,975,520 (You still advertise weekly live webcam shows on this site, and show "recent" photos that are really years old - what's that about?!? Didn't Dixie dump you a long time ago? Please tell us that this is not a hoax too!!!) :upsidedow

NerdyNora.com 5,113,966

Stickyboxbucks.com 2,457,919

At least that gold that you didn't pay-out should be worth a lot more now...well, that is if it ever existed.

See you in Vegas this/next week... :winkwink:

ADG

amateurcanada 01-05-2010 11:25 PM

lol globill and myvirtualcard? lol.

xxxdesign-net 01-05-2010 11:38 PM

ton of mayo

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-05-2010 11:48 PM

Tsk, tsk...No one has mentioned the iBill Promissory Notes yet, for the money that was collected from our sales which they never paid out (I lost over $30,000 on that deal).

As I recall, Marc Bell and Penthouse Media Group Inc, was somehow involved with IBDI (whose principals included Steve Markely, Gary Spaniak Jr., among others) in that whole debacle.

Hey, didn't PMGI run up a huge debt purchasing Adult Friend Finder and the Friend Finder Network in 2008, and then say that they were going to launch a public IPO soon (in 2009 sometime), in order to pay off their newly acquired mountain of debt.

Another hoax?!? :warning :helpme :disgust

ADG

TDF 01-06-2010 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16714084)
AaronM being thrown in a Mexican jail was pretty good. I can't believe how well that one went over.

indeed..that one ranks up there

SleazyDream 01-06-2010 12:04 AM

i liked the one where i had to eat my hat

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-07-2010 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16714785)
i liked the one where i had to eat my hat

Pix or it didn't happen... :helpme

ADG

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-07-2010 01:37 AM

50 Best GFY Hoaxes...

Stickyfingerz aka Stinky, don't let your kids see the pix of you cheating on their mother, or your FuckJapan / Japan Child Abduction websites (it might confuse them since they are half Japanese):

http://www.dixiedash.com/updatethumbs/vidthumb4.jpg

Do your wife and kids know that you like to suck dick too?

Eww... :disgust

That's just weird... :helpme

ADG

BigDeanEvans 01-07-2010 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16714725)
Next you are going to tell us that while you admitted that you like to suck cock occasionally, that you just lick around the edges, so it's not gay... :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Typical Republican.

iMind 01-07-2010 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16722704)
Do your wife and kids know that you like to suck dick too?

Eww... :disgust

ADG

Haha, that's funny...

I could always tell just by lookin at his pics that he likes to smoke the skin pole.

CPimp 01-07-2010 02:45 AM

LOL this shit is funny!

CunningStunt 01-07-2010 02:55 AM

When Sleazy made up a site professing to be able to teach lame tards how to pick up women. That was his "comeback special" - had myself and half of GFY in stitches for weeks - some people almost believed it was real. :1orglaugh Seriously Sleazy you goof, what are you really up to these days?

I like the one where GFY skinned with the most hated adult sponsor / owner of illegal tubes on the planet - that was a classic wind up. I loved it.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-07-2010 03:00 AM

I don't even know if this thread is about hoaxes, scams, or drama anymore.

What about that last Ambush interview with Loki where he said something about the whole LC thing being staged by some network. Did anything ever surface up after he made that claim?

lazycash 01-10-2010 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 16722953)
When Sleazy made up a site professing to be able to teach lame tards how to pick up women. That was his "comeback special" - had myself and half of GFY in stitches for weeks - some people almost believed it was real. :1orglaugh Seriously Sleazy you goof, what are you really up to these days?

I like the one where GFY skinned with the most hated adult sponsor / owner of illegal tubes on the planet - that was a classic wind up. I loved it.

Funny thing is, the Sleazy site is definitely real.

Loki 01-11-2010 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16722965)
I don't even know if this thread is about hoaxes, scams, or drama anymore.

What about that last Ambush interview with Loki where he said something about the whole LC thing being staged by some network. Did anything ever surface up after he made that claim?

About that.....

I was told by a few people years ago that LC was a paid staff of whatever the program was that had Porn Star U going, they wanted to make a big splash with the new site and the ENTIRE thing was a "setup"

As I was following hte whole LC stalking this person and that, I found it more and more odd, and after the Live event I had him on my radio show a few times where I poked and prodded him with one question over and over.....

"Wasn't it true you worked for (company name) The whole time?" and at one point he literally said "Yes, but that's not the point I got screwed over, your not listening to me...."

WAS that the truth, Only LC and (company) really know that, BUT myself I never bought into the whole "back story" myself and figured it was all a very badly written soap opera like story lol.

I have damn near ALL my old shows archived I'll dig around and see if I can find the night I got him to answer about it, IF I can find it I'll throw it up somewhere for shits and giggles.

Speaking of LC he just tried adding me to ICQ a few days ago again :helpme gotta love having your own whacked out stalker... I just always wished mine was a hit sex crazed female :1orglaugh

-Loki-

Eric 01-14-2010 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16722704)
50 Best GFY Hoaxes...

Stickyfingerz aka Stinky, don't let your kids see the pix of you cheating on their mother, or your FuckJapan / Japan Child Abduction websites (it might confuse them since they are half Japanese):

http://www.dixiedash.com/updatethumbs/vidthumb4.jpg

Do your wife and kids know that you like to suck dick too?

Eww... :disgust

That's just weird... :helpme

ADG

ADG,

I removed Sticky's real name. Keep that off the board. Yes it has been here in the past, but it was removed then as personal info and has been removed again. Also, as stated in the rules, leave kids and family off GFY. No matter how you are using them.

Deej 01-14-2010 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 16747600)
ADG,

I removed Sticky's real name. Keep that off the board. Yes it has been here in the past, but it was removed then as personal info and has been removed again. Also, as stated in the rules, leave kids and family off GFY. No matter how you are using them.

agreed... Just think ADG.... you dont want your picture to be public though many probably could have done so by now...

common respect dude... regardless of what sticky has done... the family has nothing to do with it and youre merely trying to poke the most tender point...

Bobbiekey 01-14-2010 05:31 PM

janak was good

CyberHustler 01-14-2010 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16747654)
agreed... Just think ADG.... you dont want your picture to be public though many probably could have done so by now...

common respect dude... regardless of what sticky has done... the family has nothing to do with it and youre merely trying to poke the most tender point...

You have some brown stuff on your nose dude...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-14-2010 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 16747600)
ADG,

I removed Sticky's real name. Keep that off the board. Yes it has been here in the past, but it was removed then as personal info and has been removed again. Also, as stated in the rules, leave kids and family off GFY. No matter how you are using them.

With all due respect, the following is included in the GFY Rules:

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ANY WHOIS information is considered public information, it is not considered personal information. So don't bitch at us if you put your home address as your personal info on WHOIS.
Stinky's real name is on the WHOIS of numerous sites which he operates.

As for his family, I wasn't attacking them. They seem like nice people, and not like Stinky at all (two-faced liar, etc).

Stinky himself has brought his family up on GFY several times, and has their pix and personal info about them posted on multiple public websites, where he denigrates his ex-wife without mentioning his own background.

The photo I posted of Stinky's small penis is from one of his own public web sites which he has promoted here in the past, and is still online.

As for Stinky liking to suck cock, I didn't bring that up initially, in fact it was news to me (considering some of his previous posturing) - one of his ex's brought that subject up in THIS THREAD, and he in fact acknowledged that he sucked dick, so I don't know how bringing that up breaks the rules.

If you check my posts in this thread, others did not involve Stinky at all, but he seems to always get all butt hurt when anyone reminds the board about his numerous shady activities, which have been well documented on GFY over the years.

You have to admit that the thread I cited earlier in this thread was in fact an epic. Yet, even that thread (which like this one, I didn't start), I didn't participate in until it was already pages long (I didn't even post in that 20+ page thread until page 3).

I haven't posted in this thread for a week now. It would have already drifted out of most people's minds had you not bumped it with your admonishment to me about breaking a rule, even though as think I have demonstrated, I believed my post was within the rules.

Anyway, even though the rules specifically state that it is okay to post a name that appears in WHOIS, please note that I did not repeat Stickyfingerz real name in this post, even though it is listed in WHOIS, and have kept to the facts with regards to the other issues, and I certainly have not attacked his family (he is the one with a public web site pretty much dedicated to attacking his ex-wife).

I do not intend to post in this thread again. I merely wanted to set the record straight.

I'll be sure to review the GFY Rules, and try to be mindful of them in the future.

ADG

chupachups 01-14-2010 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ (Post 16714574)
Rhino22's fake ferrari. I think it was Rhino22, my apologies if not.

He copycatted Kak_azn on that one:)

chupachups 01-14-2010 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16714500)

This one is the biggest face-palm EVER!

TisMe 01-14-2010 07:40 PM

My favorite for laughs is still the Spacedog vs the Chatbot thread.

Martin 01-14-2010 07:53 PM

BoneProne did a few that cracked my ass up over the years here, but I can't fucking remember them. lol

boneprone 01-14-2010 08:24 PM

The one where I made some poor guy shave his balls and put icy hot on em as he said "from the necar of the bone flows all that clicks" was classic.

I dont know what ever happend to the video. But it was classic. People would do the strangest shit to be part of the bp4l.

Deej 01-15-2010 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 16747746)
You have some brown stuff on your nose dude...

And who the fuck am I brown nosing?

Eric? Fuck eric! But he was right and if anything I was only talking against ADG... Eric posting didnt even cross my mind when i was typing...

Even though I do like a lot of ADGs posts, Ive always felt that he goes a little far sometimes with his verbal onslaughts and drudged up incriminating infos...

Dont you have some nonsense to post in all the other threads to boost that count?

quiet 01-15-2010 12:02 AM

i just dig green text.


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