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mikeyddddd 01-06-2010 09:31 PM


brand0n 01-06-2010 09:53 PM

bump for the master himself

Owner 01-06-2010 11:25 PM

Classic

Anal Hobbit... GFY's resident philanthropist

Anal Hobbit 01-07-2010 10:40 AM

Get Ready. Internext is just a few days away!

martinsc 01-07-2010 11:02 AM

:1orglaugh

boneprone 01-07-2010 01:58 PM

Just a note. Anal Hobbit has never stolen anything at the Bukkake Parties. That is a safe harbor zone if you will.

american pervert 01-07-2010 02:15 PM

I think you left off some advice for ripping hotel rooms. you need a disguise. with all the cameras and facial software you can be fucked. so it is a good idea to have some large glasses and a hat. maybe a change of shirt in a back pack then after you hit the room, go to the casino floor and change in a bathroom stall.

xNetworx 01-07-2010 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16724888)
I think you left off some advice for ripping hotel rooms. you need a disguise. with all the cameras and facial software you can be fucked. so it is a good idea to have some large glasses and a hat. maybe a change of shirt in a back pack then after you hit the room, go to the casino floor and change in a bathroom stall.

Classy :1orglaugh

mechanicvirus 01-07-2010 02:59 PM

Anal Hobbit helped me with his myspace advice way back in the day.. a true genius in modern times.

Catalyst 01-07-2010 06:19 PM

what we need.. is a how to..thread..

my suggestions..

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how to:

1.) get free cocaine and a steak dinner
2.) how to bang a non-nude model in the pooper
3.) how to wash you cock so it doesn't smell like cheese
4.) how to scam hotels in to thinking your someone important.. but really you just a loser
5.) how to tickle your funny bone with a tranny around.

american pervert 01-07-2010 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catalyst (Post 16725707)
what we need.. is a how to..thread..


1.) get free cocaine and a steak dinner

that's the easiest. show up with the bro club.

Theo 01-07-2010 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 16718460)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh truly amazing

i caught some guy two years ago trying to open my camera bag while i was walking around

that was Anal Hobbit, the bastard!

Anal Hobbit 01-08-2010 12:10 AM

yes it was......
:thumbsup

JD 01-08-2010 12:11 AM

yo mr.prone hit me up ;)

Anal Hobbit 01-08-2010 12:09 PM

lets keep this tip alive for all to learn.

boneprone 01-08-2010 01:12 PM

See you all in Vegas!

datatank 01-08-2010 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16718495)
Keep on posting evidence, you're doing a good job..

Is this sarcasm? Can you please clarify? I do not understand the point to you post here
please explain to me

seeric 01-08-2010 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 16721997)
ANother tip is to play poker with Mitch... He hemorages so much money at the table its as if he's a charity giving it away.

Combine the stealing tip with playing poker against Mitch and you will walk away from vegas like a Bandit.

Literally.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

next to bromaster, AH is my favorite community do gooder.

seeric 01-08-2010 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catalyst (Post 16725707)
what we need.. is a how to..thread..

my suggestions..

---------
how to:

1.) get free cocaine and a steak dinner
2.) how to bang a non-nude model in the pooper
3.) how to wash you cock so it doesn't smell like cheese
4.) how to scam hotels in to thinking your someone important.. but really you just a loser
5.) how to tickle your funny bone with a tranny around.

how about how to get a blowjob from solo site models for a contract on a drink napkin for traffic?

datatank 01-08-2010 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeric (Post 16728871)
how about how to get a blowjob from solo site models for a contract on a drink napkin for traffic?

that bodyboarding guy?
LOL

Tasty1 01-09-2010 01:35 PM

Ok, my platic bag was stolen by the circle bar. Offcourse there was nothing of any value in it, i only have to buy a new sweater and score some new erection pills of the b2b area.

Ps, i never have a creditcard on me, i heard some were stolen already. I think Anal Hobbit must be in the area or some people follow his advice.

At the aae b2b area i saw 2 big black guys stealing dildo's and sextoys by the eldorado stand. I was waiting to film it, but they knew i saw it...

Fetish Gimp 01-09-2010 01:57 PM

I'd like your opinion on a strategy I've been mulling over Mr Hobbit. Two words: internal organs.

As you probably know there's a huge black market for internal organs, and top price can be had for kidneys, livers, even corneas. So I'm thinking, with people getting blind drunk right and left it should be fairly easy to take one back to my van and chop'em up for spare parts.

As for the fact that somebody disappeared, because it happened at a convention it will be initially thought they're sleeping it off somewhere, leaving me plenty of time to make my getaway.

Anal Hobbit 01-09-2010 11:23 PM

For Sale.
Nikon 80D with Lens..

Selling for 200.00 or best offer.
Thanks guys.

brand0n 01-09-2010 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 16733101)
For Sale.
Nikon 80D with Lens..

Selling for 200.00 or best offer.
Thanks guys.

will you ship 1st, on delivery ill send payment.. something tells me not to send you $ and hope youll ship the goods.

Vince Russo 01-14-2010 08:42 PM

Looks like this is another anal hobbit tip that really does work.
Happened just a few days after this top was posted.
:(:(

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948370-assh-le-stole-ipod-touch-movie-post-dinner.html

Anal Hobbit 01-17-2010 03:17 AM

So.. Lets see. Who all took my advice this year?

So far ive heard of an ipod, watch, cash, cameras, and many other things. As for me, lets just say I had a very productive show..
:winkwink::winkwink:

Anal Hobbit 01-17-2010 03:20 AM

Heres one..
http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948768-stole-brietling-watch-droid-phone-palms.html

And lets not forget the MoviePost/traffic dinner stolen Itouch event!
I am having a LOLZ......

Anal Hobbit 01-17-2010 02:04 PM

Ok. So who stole the watch? That one was ballsy!

boneprone 12-15-2019 05:00 AM

These are great tips even 10 years later.

Mohawk Steve 12-16-2019 11:31 AM

Bump for theses amazing tips. Internext is just around the corner, people!


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