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The Demon 01-30-2010 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16798929)
dumbass.. all the married guys i know envy me and tell me im lucky because ive lived in a different place each year for the past few yrs, was in ny, nj, then in panama, now im going to san diego, afterwards probably australia or sweden, and by the way i easily fucked 50 girls in 2009.. go fuck yourself:1orglaugh


You're showing your stupidity and proving my point with every post. A low class lifestyle would involve working in the porn industry, and living for banging chicks and then bragging about it. There's nothing else for you, that's your life. And you don't have to lie about these "married men" envying you. Your insecurities are transparent. The only people that don't get married are the ones who are socially retarded and think life is all about banging chicks and making money.


OOOOO you fucked 50 girls in 2009, way to go ROFL. What are you, 18?

CYF 01-30-2010 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 16798748)
I'm in Vegas right now, and getting married in two hours.
The reasons why have nothing to do with 99% of the shite posted in this thread.
But I've also been with her for over 10 years, so it's not some sort of snap / mindless decision borne out of drunken emotion.

:2 cents:

If I ever get married I'm just going to do the vegas drive thru :winkwink:

xxweekxx 01-30-2010 07:06 PM

huh? i do not work in the porn industry.. im in mainstream.....

"The only people that don't get married are the ones who are socially retarded and think life is all about banging chicks and making money"

Dumb fucking statement which a lot of smart people will disagree with... yes life is all about fucking girls, having great friends, and making money.. thats life to me..

you are the dumb fuck who believes marriage is the "RIGHT STEP"

the bottom line is i am 100% happy, i would not trade my life for anything else.. ive been in long term relationships, aka marriage, i know how it is, and i am happy as fuck.. i dont wish to be tied down to one pussy, sorry..

the truth is you probably argued with your wife recently, or you havent been having a lot of sex lately.. i DO NOT ENVY you at all..

lotta married guys complain, why the fuck would i do that when im perfectly happy now.. if it aint broke dont fix it..

OK so i have fucking amazing family, i have friends who will do anything for me.. i travel.. meet girls.. enjoy myself.. what the fuck makes u think marriage will make my current life better? you dumbass.. enjoy your divorce in a few years

Gambrinus 01-30-2010 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16798944)
The only people that don't get married are the ones who are socially retarded and think life is all about banging chicks and making money.

Wrong.

Its the insecure who marry young.

xxweekxx 01-30-2010 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Gambrinus (Post 16798966)
Wrong.

Its the insecure who marry young.

no need to argue with him, thats probably the dumbest statement i've seen in this thread so far.. its guys like him who give their balls to their wives and become her bitch, then eventually she cheats on him with a real man..

BlackCrayon 01-30-2010 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16798929)
dumbass.. all the married guys i know envy me and tell me im lucky because ive lived in a different place each year for the past few yrs, was in ny, nj, then in panama, now im going to san diego, afterwards probably australia or sweden, and by the way i easily fucked 50 girls in 2009.. go fuck yourself:1orglaugh

don't feed the demon, he just loves to argue about anything.

The Demon 01-30-2010 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16798956)
huh? i do not work in the porn industry.. im in mainstream.....

"The only people that don't get married are the ones who are socially retarded and think life is all about banging chicks and making money"

Dumb fucking statement which a lot of smart people will disagree with... yes life is all about fucking girls, having great friends, and making money.. thats life to me..

you are the dumb fuck who believes marriage is the "RIGHT STEP"

And you are a buffoon for thinking that life is nothing but banging chicks and making money.

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the truth is you probably argued with your wife recently, or you havent been having a lot of sex lately.. i DO NOT ENVY you at all..
Yea, if I was married or if any of that shit is true. The truth is, you're an insecure loser who couldn't cut it socially early on in life, so now you're making it up for the rest of your life because you don't know how to do anything else.

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OK so i have fucking amazing family, i have friends who will do anything for me.. i travel.. meet girls.. enjoy myself.. what the fuck makes u think marriage will make my current life better? you dumbass.. enjoy your divorce in a few years
Yes, my divorce. Enjoy being a socially awkward tool.

The Demon 01-30-2010 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Gambrinus (Post 16798966)
Wrong.

Its the insecure who marry young.

Marry young? Who said anything about marrying young? Show me where I once alluded to "marrying young". And it's the insecure who can't get past bitches and money.

GAMEFINEST 01-30-2010 07:58 PM

loll

guranteed pussy

xxweekxx 01-30-2010 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16799040)
Marry young? Who said anything about marrying young? Show me where I once alluded to "marrying young". And it's the insecure who can't get past bitches and money.

you are such a dumbass.. im fucking 24yrs old.. i am not reliving my young years, im still fucking young..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i realized i succeeded because im not like everyone.. all my other friends couldnt wait to hop out of college and work 9-5, i never worked 9-5....i also see people married and im yet to find ONE good reason to join them.. i have some close married friends, they are bored out of their mind, hate they cant go clubbing and talk to girls.. hate they have to be home early cause of their wife, hate they have to take permission or ask before doing shit :error

the only reason they come up with is its "good to have someone there for you, plus constant sex helps".. well i have tons of great family/friends who love me unconditionally, and will be there for me, and i have more sex than the average married couple.. so please tell me again another reason to get married? i analyze everything, and this shit just doesnt make sense, especially with the 50% divorce rate, yet idiots like you keep thinking you HAVE to get married thanks to society.. baa baa baa sheep

i see all these kids on facebook i graduated with getting married left and right. im like ugghh.. so fucking stupid to get married at 23-24.. good luck to them

xxweekxx 01-30-2010 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 16799052)
loll

guranteed pussy

honestly man, down here in central america, if you are an american and have a little cash, you could have guaranteed pussy.. girls will flock to ya.. . thats what ive been trying to explain.. i have around 5 fuck buddies, cant beat it.. got fucked last night, will get fucked tonight.. :thumbsup

Gambrinus 01-30-2010 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16799040)
Marry young? Who said anything about marrying young? Show me where I once alluded to "marrying young". And it's the insecure who can't get past bitches and money.

Please, I can smell your insecurity through my monitor.

Where did I say anything about bitches and money? I have minimal bitches and mediocre money.

I just enjoy being single. I have had several multiple year relationships, I dont enjoy them. Its not about money and its not about "bitches". I enjoy freedom. You enjoy rationalizing.

xxweekxx 01-30-2010 08:02 PM

had several multiple year relationships too man.. boring as shit and makes you wonder wtf? after a while u get tired of that same person then you have to basically stay because of "love".. bleh bs

The Demon 01-30-2010 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Gambrinus (Post 16799058)
Please, I can smell your insecurity through my monitor.

Where did I say anything about bitches and money? I have minimal bitches and mediocre money.

I just enjoy being single. I have had several multiple year relationships, I dont enjoy them. Its not about money and its not about "bitches". I enjoy freedom. You enjoy rationalizing.

I never said you said anything about bitches and money. Poor guy can't even read.

The Demon 01-30-2010 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16799053)
you are such a dumbass.. im fucking 24yrs old.. i am not reliving my young years, im still fucking young..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i realized i succeeded because im not like everyone.. all my other friends couldnt wait to hop out of college and work 9-5, i never worked 9-5....i also see people married and im yet to find ONE good reason to join them.. i have some close married friends, they are bored out of their mind, hate they cant go clubbing and talk to girls.. hate they have to be home early cause of their wife, hate they have to take permission or ask before doing shit :error

I REALLY don't know where you get any of these retarded generalizations. I'm convinced you've watched too many movies.

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the only reason they come up with is its "good to have someone there for you, plus constant sex helps".. well i have tons of great family/friends who love me unconditionally, and will be there for me, and i have more sex than the average married couple.. so please tell me again another reason to get married? i analyze everything, and this shit just doesnt make sense, especially with the 50% divorce rate, yet idiots like you keep thinking you HAVE to get married thanks to society.. baa baa baa sheep
Remember how I'm continuously calling you insecure? Trying so hard to be different than everyone else shows it.

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i see all these kids on facebook i graduated with getting married left and right. im like ugghh.. so fucking stupid to get married at 23-24.. good luck to them
Weird. I know couples that got married at 19, and at 23-24. They're all together and happy. Perhaps you should stop bitching about the institution of marriage and start bitching and the morons who get married before they become intellectually honest with themselves.

xxweekxx 01-30-2010 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 16799070)
I REALLY don't know where you get any of these retarded generalizations. I'm convinced you've watched too many movies.


Remember how I'm continuously calling you insecure? Trying so hard to be different than everyone else shows it.



Weird. I know couples that got married at 19, and at 23-24. They're all together and happy. Perhaps you should stop bitching about the institution of marriage and start bitching and the morons who get married before they become intellectually honest with themselves.

i get my generalization from statistics.. 50% divorce, and experts estimate out of the other 50%, more than half are unhappy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

theres some HARD FACTS, i dont watch movies, neither am i insecure, you are just a dumbass

eh no point arguing, i am happy, i'll do as i please.. apparently a lot of people dont see the point in marriage, just like me.. not trying to be different, just not trying to be fucking divorced and stuck or bored.. i like being in control... anyway you win, i gotta bounce, its 10pm here, peace bud

Gambrinus 01-30-2010 08:10 PM

You expect critical thinking skills from a republican who works in internet porn?

Dcat 01-30-2010 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy (Post 16798409)

"It?s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer" ? Anonymous

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

d-null 01-30-2010 08:41 PM

freedom is the greatest gift you can keep for yourself


nothing is worse than tying yourself down with kids or spouses or any of that shit


:2 cents:

qwe 01-30-2010 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16799053)
you are such a dumbass.. im fucking 24yrs old.. i am not reliving my young years, im still fucking young..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i realized i succeeded because im not like everyone.. all my other friends couldnt wait to hop out of college and work 9-5, i never worked 9-5....i also see people married and im yet to find ONE good reason to join them.. i have some close married friends, they are bored out of their mind, hate they cant go clubbing and talk to girls.. hate they have to be home early cause of their wife, hate they have to take permission or ask before doing shit :error

the only reason they come up with is its "good to have someone there for you, plus constant sex helps".. well i have tons of great family/friends who love me unconditionally, and will be there for me, and i have more sex than the average married couple.. so please tell me again another reason to get married? i analyze everything, and this shit just doesnt make sense, especially with the 50% divorce rate, yet idiots like you keep thinking you HAVE to get married thanks to society.. baa baa baa sheep

i see all these kids on facebook i graduated with getting married left and right. im like ugghh.. so fucking stupid to get married at 23-24.. good luck to them

you keep repeating that... I'm almost same as you, 26, made a ton of money, in amazing shape, had/have top of the line broads, do whatever I want etc etc... it's not about how many girls you fuck, just few years ago I kinda was thinking just like you, but I see it differently now... you say you travel here and there that means you don't got good friends, probably fake friends, so basically you got no friends... then you say you travel to central america and pay to get laid, i'm sure that gets old real fast, anybody can do that... i'm not married and i'm not trying to defend it, but to say getting married is stupid is very ignorant... i'm pretty sure in few years once you get that partying stage out of your system you'll have a different take on life

woj 01-30-2010 10:01 PM

100 married :)

harvey 01-30-2010 10:07 PM

I was married for 16 years now. Although I've married because my wife was pregnant and I felt like it was the right thing to do (basically because I cared and loved her) I'm still married and still love her. If I have to explain it why people get married, I don't know, each one will have his/her reasons. Who knows, maybe I'll divorce tomorrow, but at least I've lived the best 16 years of my life.

And btw, I know few people who is old and single, so maybe this is not statistically accurate. But of those I know, I don't know of a single one that doesn't regret his decision.

Oldy 01-30-2010 10:44 PM

weekly is very on the money.

marriage is a contract,
when's the last time you signed a 30 year contract with your dedicated server company?
when's the last time you even signed a house loan , where it says if you don't pay you fork over 50% of all your assets

The rich who marry above 35-40 years old are pretty stupid, Kobe bryant, Tiger woods, michael jordan, comes to mind.

When you are rich you do not need to get married, in fact
it is the women who convince you to get married
once you married, they won the battle, they have effectively earned 50% of your assets in 2 years of work just for charming you and spreading up.

You have been taken.

Marriage is just fine for old fogeys and low income people, if any girl is stupid enough to marry you and live a deranged life together struggling to meet rent payment, well give it to her.

cosis 01-30-2010 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16799055)
honestly man, down here in central america, if you are an american and have a little cash, you could have guaranteed pussy.. girls will flock to ya.. . thats what ive been trying to explain.. i have around 5 fuck buddies, cant beat it.. got fucked last night, will get fucked tonight.. :thumbsup

The only fuck buddy you have is your computer. It's always the bragging retards who talk about how much money they make and all the girls they fucked that are the ones playing videos games on a Friday night.

cosis 01-30-2010 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16798839)
haha who the fuck told u that having kids/wife is a better life... i dont envy the poor bastard husbands who have to deal with nagging kids and a wife who wont put out.. i see them everyday at the mall, etc.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

one of my best buds down here is nearing 40, he is single, dates lots of latina chics, and is genuinely happy....

everyone believes college>job>wife>kid>die

thats society talking to you.. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO have kids. unless you want to.. i pity dumbasses who keep popping out kids when they can barely feed themselves....

i chose not to do what society dictates and so far its been working out great for me.. i doubt i'll have a wife, and i doubt i'll have kids.. i dont envy my sisters who have kids at all.. they are stressed the fuck out, cant sleep, and spending all their money on kids..

plus once the kids become teenagers you'll want to stab them.lol

Hanging out with my daughter is the best part of my day. Hopefully anyone else with children thinks the same.

xxweekxx 01-31-2010 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Oldy (Post 16799286)
weekly is very on the money.

marriage is a contract,
when's the last time you signed a 30 year contract with your dedicated server company?
when's the last time you even signed a house loan , where it says if you don't pay you fork over 50% of all your assets

The rich who marry above 35-40 years old are pretty stupid, Kobe bryant, Tiger woods, michael jordan, comes to mind.

When you are rich you do not need to get married, in fact
it is the women who convince you to get married
once you married, they won the battle, they have effectively earned 50% of your assets in 2 years of work just for charming you and spreading up.

You have been taken.

Marriage is just fine for old fogeys and low income people, if any girl is stupid enough to marry you and live a deranged life together struggling to meet rent payment, well give it to her.

exactly what i said few pages back... at least you see the light

xxweekxx 01-31-2010 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by cosis (Post 16799369)
The only fuck buddy you have is your computer. It's always the bragging retards who talk about how much money they make and all the girls they fucked that are the ones playing videos games on a Friday night.

right.. i live in a 3rd word country with 1st world income.. do the math amigo.. whatever makes you happy. come down here anytime i'll make sure you get laid every single day by a different latina.

xxweekxx 01-31-2010 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16799142)
freedom is the greatest gift you can keep for yourself


nothing is worse than tying yourself down with kids or spouses or any of that shit


:2 cents:

:pimp:pimp

quiet 01-31-2010 12:39 AM

it's called a pre-nup (mine is iron clad). i'm not for or against marriage, do what you will. i love my girl, we're good friends, have fun with other couples, enjoy traveling and similar books/movies/adventures/snowboarding/biking/etc (ad nausem) and really that's all that matters to me. i got burnt out on being single/having short-term serial relationships around 5 years ago. i'm probably just getting old (37) :glugglug

xxweekxx 01-31-2010 12:41 AM

prenup.. nice.. LOL

many women will not marry a guy with pre-nup.. ive asked every gf ive ever had and they all said no they wont sign a prenup..

"if you love me, we dont need to sign a pre-nup" - those stupid ho's

heymatty 01-31-2010 12:43 AM

I'm married. For 6 years. I'd say do it if you really mean it, anything less don't.

quiet 01-31-2010 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 16799431)
prenup.. nice.. LOL

many women will not marry a guy with pre-nup.. ive asked every gf ive ever had and they all said no they wont sign a prenup..

"if you love me, we dont need to sign a pre-nup" - those stupid ho's

seriously? i didn't have a problem. my more well off friends all have pre-nups (most not as thorough as mine though), the 9-5'ers, well, i'd agree, i don't think any do.

Platinumpimp 01-31-2010 12:55 AM

Because they want to.

xxweekxx 01-31-2010 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16799436)
seriously? i didn't have a problem. my more well off friends all have pre-nups (most not as thorough as mine though), the 9-5'ers, well, i'd agree, i don't think any do.

yup.. what do you mean yours is thorough? basically she doesnt get shit? zilch? nada?

quiet 01-31-2010 01:05 AM

sort of. everything put in to the relationship is disclosed (disclosure is a big deal). so everyone knows exactly what the other has ahead of time. she owns what she owns, i own what i own. it looks into the future as well, for example if i sell my current home, and we buy a place together, it's all precentages. if she puts in 10% and i put in 90%, then whatever appreciation (if any) that occurs, will always be set at that leve of initial investment. we have separate bank accounts, credit cards, cars, everything pretty much. all written into the prenup. she keeps the ring, i keep my 911, she keeps the subaru i bought her, everyone knows how much everyone has, no one has any claim to future earnings if we were to break up, blah blah blah. in Canada it's 5 years for either party to try to contest the prenup, but the way we have it worked out, it would be incredibly difficult for either of us to (though i have most of the money, hence the prenup lol). my lawyer is thorough.

xxweekxx 01-31-2010 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by quiet (Post 16799447)
sort of. everything put in to the relationship is disclosed (disclosure is a big deal). so everyone knows exactly what the other has ahead of time. she owns what she owns, i own what i own. it looks into the future as well, for example if i sell my current home, and we buy a place together, it's all precentages. if she puts in 10% and i put in 90%, then whatever appreciation (if any) that occurs, will always be set at that leve of initial investment. we have separate bank accounts, credit cards, cars, everything pretty much. all written into the prenup. she keeps the ring, i keep my 911, she keeps the subaru i bought her, everyone knows how much everyone has, no one has any claim to future earnings if we were to break up, blah blah blah. in Canada it's 5 years for either party to try to contest the prenup, but the way we have it worked out, it would be incredibly difficult for either of us to (though i have most of the money, hence the prenup lol). my lawyer is thorough.


hhaha this shit might as well be a business contract.. LOL

she gets % of appreciation, etc.lol thats some good shit man.. wonder how many pages it is :1orglaugh

quiet 01-31-2010 01:16 AM

it's pretty big lol. kind of sucks the romance out of it ;)

but seriously, it works for us, so all good.

curiousdog 01-31-2010 06:00 AM

Why does Tiger Woods marry and do sex addiction therapy?
 
I once calculated how many indecent offers or US$ 1 Million Bill Gates could afford.

Several of them per day for the rest of his life. Still he married.

If at least he would reserve the right to get 4 wives. Or if marriage were like a lease, you set the conditions: I marry you, take care of you, but 20 hours per week I can fuck around with whoever I want.

The problem is that the marriage contract is non-negotiable.

Come on, Tiger can take care of 5 lovers and a wive. Financially, and sexually. Why don't they just let him? Societal brainwashing.

Instead, poor tiger is doing "sex addiction therapy". Unbelievable

He is too nice a guy. He should have gotten his wife arrested for domestic violence, attacking him with golf clubs. With her out of his way, he could have enjoyed more fun.



http://human-stupidity.com/stupid-do...ticated-kitten

Of course, all this should have been settled beforehand in a behavioral "pre-nup", in a marriage contract. You don't want to agree to an open marriage? ok, we don't marry then. Believe me, Tiger would find candidates for an open marriage contract.

roxxx 01-31-2010 06:13 AM

I think i will find the answer after i will do it....

The Demon 01-31-2010 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Gambrinus (Post 16799076)
You expect critical thinking skills from a republican who works in internet porn?

As opposed to an idiot who can't read? Yea..


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