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MrKinkade 02-13-2010 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CYF (Post 16847944)
I think he wants something bigger than 6point font :winkwink::winkwink:


well he didn't say at first thanks for fucking up my 1000 you owe me 2 K now

MrBottomTooth 02-13-2010 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16847796)
You probably don't realize that there is gay porn. I'm not an expert in selling that niche, but I would guess that he could do well doing gay porn where the emphasis is on the cock.

I realize there is gay porn, but I like to pretend it doesn't exist.

mmcfadden 02-13-2010 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 16848314)
I realize there is gay porn, but I like to pretend it doesn't exist.

only good can come of that

jimmy-3-way 02-13-2010 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by billywatson (Post 16846231)
I'd hire him for Manojob...but I know almost 100% of the dudes out there could never perform in a porno.

That probably means you, too.

Man, everytime you shooters explain how so few guys can do it I want to audition...just to see if I could handle it.

seeandsee 02-13-2010 06:28 PM

"I'm not sure exactly what story suits me best. But my real life has been so crazy that I have an awful lot to draw from. Maybe 2010 is my year.":1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Gerco 02-13-2010 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MrKinkade (Post 16848261)
it says 440 read please its club 440 in milford ohio(suburb of ohio

they are swingers not PORNSTARS they are humans with the same lifestyle goal as I see and get treated as humans not "fat distusting hurds" and I seriously DOUBT you been to them all because you would have called me out on 440 and what they had to offer

nice try making yourself look hard and a swinger YOU FAILED and fail miserabley
you were thinking of club 101 in dayton ohio

First off, It had nothing to do with the NAME... when I clicked your link it went to a 404 page... the fact you happen to have 440 in the name had zero to do with it. Seems like you have fixed it now.

Second, I've been to both the clubs in dayton, I've even seen the place they had over in covington. I've been to the one in Lexington, to the one in columbus etc. I've also been to them in Vegas, West Palm, DC, Atlanta, etc.... Believe me... nothing within 200 miles of Cincinnati was worth a crap. This new club... never been there, it's been open since after I left the scene, might be a nice place... but knowing the people in that area that tend to frequent I can't imagine it being any better. You want to see a real swingers club? hit the ones in Atlanta... fucking amazing.

Third, when I goto a "club" and see a 400+ pound women with her 350+ pound friend shaking like jelly all over the dance floor by themselves in nothing but a g string... and then realize that that's the BEST of the club... well... Hell, in the covington club the "trophy wall" had a gstring hanging that could have been used as a 3 man tent. You may like your BBW's but personally, if a chick sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo then there is a problem.

Don't get me totally wrong... The swinging scene is how we met Lisa Luv and ended up doing quite a bit of shoots with her, so there can be a diamond out there. But don't go to a club around Cincinnati expecting much.

And what, since I happen to have a site I'm a "pornstar" ? LOL.

AmeliaG 02-13-2010 09:00 PM

That's really sad. :(

blonda80 02-13-2010 11:19 PM

that is way to big to fuck normal a pussy or an ass... his bad luck I believe

MrKinkade 02-14-2010 12:06 AM

[QUOTE=Gerco;16848465]First off, It had nothing to do with the NAME... when I clicked your link it went to a 404 page... the fact you happen to have 440 in the name had zero to do with it. Seems like you have fixed it now.

Second, I've been to both the clubs in dayton, I've even seen the place they had over in covington. I've been to the one in Lexington, to the one in columbus etc. I've also been to them in Vegas, West Palm, DC, Atlanta, etc.... Believe me... nothing within 200 miles of Cincinnati was worth a crap. This new club... never been there, it's been open since after I left the scene, might be a nice place... but knowing the people in that area that tend to frequent I can't imagine it being any better. You want to see a real swingers club? hit the ones in Atlanta... fucking amazing.

Third, when I goto a "club" and see a 400+ pound women with her 350+ pound friend shaking like jelly all over the dance floor by themselves in nothing but a g string... and then realize that that's the BEST of the club... well... Hell, in the covington club the "trophy wall" had a gstring hanging that could have been used as a 3 man tent. You may like your BBW's but personally, if a chick sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo then there is a problem.

Don't get me totally wrong... The swinging scene is how we met Lisa Luv and ended up doing quite a bit of shoots with her, so there can be a diamond out there. But don't go to a club around Cincinnati expecting much.

And what, since I happen to have a site I'm a "pornstar" ? LOL.[/QUOTE

There was never a swinging club in covington it was in newport two different cities in KY

and the fact im in 30+dvds and 9 or more websites make me a pornstar :D

DSSC in dayton had some nice talent there

SomeCreep 02-14-2010 03:03 AM

I bet he's popular with size queens. They go ape shit over that shit.

Gerco 02-14-2010 06:38 AM

[QUOTE=MrKinkade;16848721]
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Originally Posted by Gerco (Post 16848465)
First off, It had nothing to do with the NAME... when I clicked your link it went to a 404 page... the fact you happen to have 440 in the name had zero to do with it. Seems like you have fixed it now.

Second, I've been to both the clubs in dayton, I've even seen the place they had over in covington. I've been to the one in Lexington, to the one in columbus etc. I've also been to them in Vegas, West Palm, DC, Atlanta, etc.... Believe me... nothing within 200 miles of Cincinnati was worth a crap. This new club... never been there, it's been open since after I left the scene, might be a nice place... but knowing the people in that area that tend to frequent I can't imagine it being any better. You want to see a real swingers club? hit the ones in Atlanta... fucking amazing.

Third, when I goto a "club" and see a 400+ pound women with her 350+ pound friend shaking like jelly all over the dance floor by themselves in nothing but a g string... and then realize that that's the BEST of the club... well... Hell, in the covington club the "trophy wall" had a gstring hanging that could have been used as a 3 man tent. You may like your BBW's but personally, if a chick sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo then there is a problem.

Don't get me totally wrong... The swinging scene is how we met Lisa Luv and ended up doing quite a bit of shoots with her, so there can be a diamond out there. But don't go to a club around Cincinnati expecting much.

And what, since I happen to have a site I'm a "pornstar" ? LOL.[/QUOTE

There was never a swinging club in covington it was in newport two different cities in KY

and the fact im in 30+dvds and 9 or more websites make me a pornstar :D

DSSC in dayton had some nice talent there

Newport/covington semantics... That place was a hole. We walked in, sat down stayed about 20 minutes and left.

I always get the 2 up in Dayton confused... which had the pool with the hot tub beside it? We had gone up there a few times since it's where we met Lisa. The bad thing about the swinger clubs in the ohio area are the "single" men. You get 1 or 2 women in the place that are half way decent and they are basically swamped by those idiots. Always great to walk into a swing club with 1 or 2 women and 100 fucking guys. Just like the bars in Cincinnati LOL.

No, I much rather liked the setups elsewhere, the couple only places. No single guy crap. If I'm swinging with my lady the last thing I want is for some available single guy thinking he can move in. Think about it... If the guys worth two shits in the swinging scene why is he there single in the first place?

BTW... here is just one of the clubs that really impressed the hell out of us, and set the bar in my opinion... http://www.club2risque.com/tour.html We did a camgirl meet and shoot there.

MrKinkade 02-14-2010 06:51 AM

i been meaning to check out that place in atl when I go down and shoot with mike south... matter of fact I think I will and bring my lady

the club with the pool and hottub was called DSSC dayton social swim club

Manowar 02-14-2010 07:17 AM

he must feel faint when he gets it up

L-Pink 02-14-2010 07:40 AM

I can relate to his problems, sometimes having a large cock can be such a burden .....

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Spike D 02-14-2010 08:57 AM

[QUOTE BTW... here is just one of the clubs that really impressed the hell out of us, and set the bar in my opinion... http://www.club2risque.com/tour.html We did a camgirl meet and shoot there.[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately, Club 2Risque has been closed for a while now....

Iron Fist 02-14-2010 09:10 AM

I'll bet he gets a hardon and faints every time, that thing must suck every ounce of blood in his entire body!

Iron Fist 02-14-2010 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Gerco (Post 16848465)
...if a chick sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo then there is a problem.

LOL... Quote of the Day right here. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fatfoo 02-14-2010 09:14 AM

Nobody registered the username "Fag" before Feb 2010? What the fuck?

3 letter name. LOL

P.S. I ain't fag.

yutenjiboy 02-14-2010 09:50 AM

The key word here is "documented". They need to organize a mass event - "biggest cock contest" and make it an annual thing. Offer cash prizes and you will see some big turn out. Porn talent scouts waiting in the wings to scoop up their next big star! Seems like a logical kind of thing to find new talent.

VeriSexy 02-14-2010 05:00 PM

O snap.. he probably wished he had half that size

pornguy 02-15-2010 06:33 AM

Looks fake to me.

ShellyCrash 02-15-2010 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 16850865)
Looks fake to me.

That pic's bogus, here are real ones:

Then:

http://superdrewby.com/blogs/drew/up...red-795103.jpg

http://images.heaven666.org/p/4/jonah-falcon.jpg

http://www.radvideo.com/news/images/jonanfalcon.jpg

Now:

http://www.maryellenmark.com/text/ma...8N-025-024.jpg


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