soooo anyone get paid yet ?

are we posting in this just to get it to 12 pages as predicted??? lmao!

p.s. I love Lori Z

dunno, i stopped following things at the end of page 9 lol

I was here on page 11

If this thread goes to 12 pages and a pic of bloody poo is posted then I think you should have to pay everyone here $200.

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I can't believe it's really going to make it. :1orglaugh

Ham it is Shemp, just in time for Easter :Graucho
http://www.shemp.com/canham.jpg

Wow we clearly have no lives.

dude what? I dont want any poo pics :\

I just want equality!

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ...

In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.

At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"










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OOOOOH MYYYY FUUUCCCCKIINGGGG GaAAWWWWDDD!!!!

You are a sick degenerate mother fucker...

Love it!

Ever feel like doing this to yourself?

http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/head_vs.gif

this thread is tempting me to try it :1orglaugh

fantastic, these contest threads rock ....

Bump for the ham :thumbsup

Yawnnnnnnn...

LOL, :thumbsup

Hey sexy, I am only going to be in PHX for the 7th and 8th will you play with me before I leave? I think there is an all girl thing happening on the 7th maybe we can go together and cuddle...

even if I hate a mother fucker I would never imply that they use drugs...especially on a message board to all their peers, doing that is being a bitch...it's uncool...and you are right I am sure more than half of them do it as well...

... she says as she rubs her hands together in gleeful anticipation. :winkwink:

epitome.....please describe for me in detail what services you offer. you may have already described it in a post on this massive thread, but i don't have time to read through for it if you did :) i know your profile page goes to the starfish site, but i'm still not clear.

I guess I'll look like a punk if I don't follow through. This is gonna hit 12 no doubt.

I was wondering if you were going to regret that post or not.

Please dont :Oh crap

We already know the party is in your tummy

I suppose it's fitting that I am seeing the proctologist tomorrow :1orglaugh

That's great :1orglaugh

if it doesn't look like this, you will go back and try again until you get it right.

http://www.backyardchickens.com/foru...45_red_poo.jpg

I won't think any less of you, I know I couldn't do it. :2 cents:

That looks the muffin I had for breakfast :uhoh

I was thinking the same thing. On one hand I know it's fec mat, but on the other it kind of reminds me of cherry cobbler. :1orglaugh

this thread lost steam after the canned ham was won ....

Mine are like works of art. That one has nothing on what I've got.

Remember, I said I spray and splatter blood.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_VR52XLsZTNc/S6...2017.47.02.jpg

a car battery has a positive side

jesus.... if you were a horse, i would have you put down...



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So are you worm, Martina apologized to me for that, soon after it was written, it was a moment of anger, hence the thread being locked. in fact, I can have her come here and attest to that, it's called relationships, not like the one you have with you're hand, real ones. btw: see sig guess what site you will find?

I posted that and now I feel the same way. :1orglaugh

eh? gear down, big rig.

sticky made reference to your wife, in deference to you.

that thread shows you are divorced, i.e. she is no longer your wife.


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Mad viewwwwwwsssss

Damn, I threw up in my mouth at that bottom pic. :(

Good luck with getting money you deserve for your work done.

You had 7 pages to prepare.

We will see if that was a thread killer or not.

Donccha just Love em ??:thumbsup:drinkup:drinkup

Wow, that's alot of blood. I feel for you, man. But you are on top of your game and seem very incontrol of your situation / not in need of my sympathy. Mabe emphathy is a better word,

When I was having bleeeding it was the black tar / upper tract type. Still something you need to see someone for, but not as dramatic.

Glad you can blast like that and still be ok. You might want to check into that VSL#3. It's expensive and not covered by insurace, but it really helped me. :2 cents:

Anybodies need some processings?

I simply cannot believe my burning eyes...

Haha I know. The sight of blood has always made me sick.

Ironic for a woman.