iron my shirt bitch
LOL

I always thought the definition of marriage was 'no sex...'

I think he was torn limb from limb about 2 seconds after that photo was taken.

hahaha!!!

disturbing thread

Im a terrible wife. I cook twice a year... for the kids. Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Everything else is nukable or delivers.

Actually last thanksgiving I was lazy and told the kids we are having red neck Thanksgiving and ordered KFC. They told all their friends they were like wow your mom is so cool.

Never be good at anything you dont want to do.


Sabby:)

How does that work in a gaymarriage? :error

good point Sabby :)

On average, men are better cooks than women. Every girl is weird, not direct and makes complicated shit out of simple stuff. You cant trust them and they barely have a conscience. They stick with a guy they dont even like no more until they find another one, like the saying goes, they never let loose of the previous branch until they got their hand on another, like a monkey.
I am direct, honest and when i dont like a girl anymore i break up. No double agendas or devious, stupid games. All my friends are like this too. Men are on average way more honest then women. But im not gay so I have to live with the antics of people with a pussy, but it is getting really really tiring at times. It seems there are no normal women.

:party-smi

id dump any girl who tried to serve up processed garbage and microwaveable food to my kids and i

you can find another girl in a heart beat...and you dont need to put up with laziness

granted if your wife works as well..then you should share in the food and house cleaning duties...but if she is a stay at home person...and cant manage to make any real food or keep the house clean and manage the kids

then boot her ass to the curb...as she will screw up your children with her laziness

kids learn through observation, so if your wife is a lazy bitch...your kids will think that is aok

okie im backing out of this thread now...lol