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Babaganoosh 04-04-2010 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. E (Post 17004504)
You are clearly an idiot who has never even seen one in person let alone USED one. Its alot more than an iphone or even ipod touch. You probably secretly wish you could afford one.

Sorry, kiddo. It IS a large ipod touch.

DamianJ 04-04-2010 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Bird (Post 17003503)
I didn't see you here revolutionizing the mobile industry 5 years ago. I take it your just a Mac Guy, front running.

Er, what?

Where do I claim *I* revolutionised anything?

Are you high?

DamianJ 04-04-2010 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Slick (Post 17003541)
I'm thinking that the Ipad is just gonna be another Apple Store like the Iphone where you have to buy every application you need OR am I wrong ?

as opposed to stealing the apps from the pirate bay?

DamianJ 04-04-2010 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17004943)
Sorry, kiddo. It IS a large ipod touch.

And why, exactly, is that bad?

Babaganoosh 04-04-2010 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17004976)
And why, exactly, is that bad?

I already have an ipod touch. I don't need another one.

minddust 04-04-2010 08:11 AM

This thread reeks FAGS with their Apple Toy

DamianJ 04-04-2010 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17004978)
I already have an ipod touch. I don't need another one.

a) that is not an explanation of why a large ipod touch is bad

b) if you don't want one, don't get one! Choice, isn't a wonderful thing!

Apple haters amuse me so much.

candyflip 04-04-2010 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17002675)
youCan't see how this device is going to change things...


People laughed at the iPod
People laughed at the iPhone

They both changed the landscape of the music and phone market.

I say it is a very brave man that posts in public laughing at this. You might regret your mocking in 12 months.

This is just a little screen to consume content on. Read a few emails, look at some sites, play some games, watch a movie, read a book. It is not for cutting HD. It is not for massive batch photoshop work.

I bet the Kindle team are counting the days until they are all fired.

What most people seem to forget is that there are plenty of other devices just like this already on the market with more to come. Apple isn't changing anything, they're playing the same game as everyone else...they just bring the clout of being Apple to the game.

Most of the upcoming Android tablets have better specs than the iPad and cost about half as much.

Babaganoosh 04-04-2010 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17005120)
a) that is not an explanation of why a large ipod touch is bad

b) if you don't want one, don't get one! Choice, isn't a wonderful thing!

Apple haters amuse me so much.

An iPod Touch is $200. A bigass ipod touch is $500. In case you haven't found the calculator app on your Mac yet, that's 2.5 times more expensive. That, in my humble opinion, is bad.

You need to get something straight. I am not an Apple hater. I have 2 Macs and an iPod Touch, original iPod and have had an iPhone. I'm on my iMac right now.

A Mac is just a computer. No more, no less. There's nothing spectacular about it other than the marketing. The only thing I hate are the Apple fanboys who get a hard-on for everything their messiah (Steve Jobs) releases. I hate those that vehemently attack people who say anything negative about their precious hardware company.

Opinions are a wonderful thing too. Don't like what I write? Don't read it, hypocrite. :1orglaugh

candyflip 04-04-2010 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17005149)
The only thing I hate are the Apple fanboys who get a hard-on for everything their messiah (Steve Jobs) releases. I hate those that vehemently defend people who say anything negative about their precious hardware company.

I have used a Mac since day one in this business. I find that the people you mention above are those that just saved up their money and purchased their first Macbook. Those of us that have been using it long enough realize it's just a preference, nothing more...nothing less.

psbfo 04-04-2010 09:20 AM

Ican't justify spending so much money on the damn thing.
Ican't run Windows on it.
Ican't bring about world peace with it.

Babaganoosh 04-04-2010 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17005154)
I have used a Mac since day one in this business. I find that the people you mention above are those that just saved up their money and purchased their first Macbook. Those of us that have been using it long enough realize it's just a preference, nothing more...nothing less.

If only everyone were that sensible and reasonable. There are quite a few people on GFY that come to mind when I think of Mac zealotry. I guess just because someone is on GFY doesn't necessarily mean that they have any kind of experience.

mozadek 04-04-2010 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17005149)
An iPod Touch is $200. A bigass ipod touch is $500. In case you haven't found the calculator app on your Mac yet, that's 2.5 times more expensive. That, in my humble opinion, is bad.

You need to get something straight. I am not an Apple hater. I have 2 Macs and an iPod Touch, original iPod and have had an iPhone. I'm on my iMac right now.

A Mac is just a computer. No more, no less. There's nothing spectacular about it other than the marketing. The only thing I hate are the Apple fanboys who get a hard-on for everything their messiah (Steve Jobs) releases. I hate those that vehemently attack people who say anything negative about their precious hardware company.

Opinions are a wonderful thing too. Don't like what I write? Don't read it, hypocrite. :1orglaugh

Mac user here and I agree with you 100%.

seeric 04-04-2010 05:04 PM

i got one.

big whoop, it's 499 bucks. i'll play with it for 2 weeks to see what i can do with it and toss it in the corner with the rest of the electronics that go obsolete every week.

why both sides are making a big deal about it is beyond me.

each new generation will evolve just like the iphone and people will line up to buy them.

apple are genius' at marketing and getting people to pay for the same things over and over.

way to go steve!!!!!!!

lol.

georgeyw 04-04-2010 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17005149)
An iPod Touch is $200. A bigass ipod touch is $500. In case you haven't found the calculator app on your Mac yet, that's 2.5 times more expensive. That, in my humble opinion, is bad.

You need to get something straight. I am not an Apple hater. I have 2 Macs and an iPod Touch, original iPod and have had an iPhone. I'm on my iMac right now.

A Mac is just a computer. No more, no less. There's nothing spectacular about it other than the marketing. The only thing I hate are the Apple fanboys who get a hard-on for everything their messiah (Steve Jobs) releases. I hate those that vehemently attack people who say anything negative about their precious hardware company.

Opinions are a wonderful thing too. Don't like what I write? Don't read it, hypocrite. :1orglaugh

Total ownage :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Mr. E 04-05-2010 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17005149)
An iPod Touch is $200. A bigass ipod touch is $500. In case you haven't found the calculator app on your Mac yet, that's 2.5 times more expensive. That, in my humble opinion, is bad.


Ummm, what? Why do people spend hundreds on phones with all the bells and whistles when a Razr phone from the 90s would do? Why do people spend $60k on a BMW when you can get a Honda for $20k? I could go on all day. Why dont you try using one first. Its not just a big iPOD touch, especially after its been hacked.

DamianJ 04-05-2010 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17005128)
What most people seem to forget is that there are plenty of other devices just like this already on the market with more to come. Apple isn't changing anything

It's nothing at all to do with the specs.

It's *all* about the deals with every major book publisher and magazine publisher out there. This is a device for consuming content.

There are lots of mp3 players out there, none have the iTunes Music Store.
There are lots of phones out there, none have the App Store.
There are lots of tablets out there, none have the deals with the publishers, PLUS the refined app store.

DamianJ 04-05-2010 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17005149)
An iPod Touch is $200. A bigass ipod touch is $500. that's 2.5 times more expensive. That, in my humble opinion, is bad.

So you expect something with a screen that is 5 times bigger to cost how much more? The same? Not sure of your argument here? Something bigger should cost the same?

Surely, after a couple of days you could have come up with something, anything bad about it being a large ipad? All you got is that something bigger costs more? Whoa!

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17005149)
Opinions are a wonderful thing too. Don't like what I write? Don't read it, hypocrite. :1orglaugh

Do you not understand the word hypocrite?

"the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense."

I asked you what was bad about a large ipod touch. You haven't been able to come up with anything, this annoys you, so you call me names. It might frustrate you, but that isn't hypocrisy.

I mean, whatever gets you through the day and all. I defend to the death your right to think the iPad sucks and that anyone that likes it is a blithering idiot. But do try and come up with a sensible, practical reason for your hatred. Not just saying 'meh, it costs more'.

DamianJ 04-05-2010 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 17005989)
Total ownage :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Yeah! He owned me by incorrectly using the word hypocrite, and pointing out some hardware that is larger than other hardware costs more!!!

PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneone

I HATE 60" TVs!!! THEY COST MORE THAN 32" TVs!!!! FUCKING RIP OFF SONY! FAN BOY IDIOTS!

Have your opinion by all means. Hate apple all you like. But at least make the hatred rational.

candyflip 04-05-2010 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17006730)
It's nothing at all to do with the specs.

It's *all* about the deals with every major book publisher and magazine publisher out there. This is a device for consuming content.

There are lots of mp3 players out there, none have the iTunes Music Store.
There are lots of phones out there, none have the App Store.
There are lots of tablets out there, none have the deals with the publishers, PLUS the refined app store.

All the tablets will have access to something along the lines of all of those.

Apple wasn't the first to create an app store. Windows Mobile phones and Palm phones have had them for a while.

There are plenty of other outlets for music and video and books as well.

You can take Steve Jobs dick out of your mouth now. :winkwink:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-05-2010 05:26 AM

give it 6 months and some other company will be out with a superior product. :2 cents:

goodsites 04-05-2010 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17006827)
give it 6 months and some other company will be out with a superior product. :2 cents:

but it will be ugly :D

candyflip 04-05-2010 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17006827)
give it 6 months and some other company will be out with a superior product. :2 cents:

You won't even have to wait that long, a few of them already exist. :1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-05-2010 05:48 AM

the tablet idea isn't anything new, but i'll give it to apple that they are always the ones pushing technology to the masses first. it was an inevitable progression. it WILL be popular. i just can't wait for the day that the tech is so cheap that absolutely everything is a giant interactive touchpad. mix that in with, or surpass it with some advanced finger or motion tracking. get some 3d and holograph smashed in there. future world muthafucka.




i'm bored with touchscreen already. i don't even want to touch the screen, THIS is the shit i want brought to the mainstream consumer, but they need to keep working on it for a while....

Ladyboy King 04-05-2010 06:08 AM

It CAN'T fit in your pocket or man purse.

It CAN'T keep a grease and dirt free screen after your filthy fingers have been all over it.

You suckers who ran out and bought the first generation, well, you're suckers. Keep consuming, sheep.

Joshua G 04-05-2010 06:17 AM

i do admire apple for its business & marketing accumen. I wish i could charge $500 bucks to a fanbase that will buy anything from me at any price. So what that the device can't print, can manage pics but can't take any. It would seem a rational consumer will wait, let the price come down & the missing features get added. But some people need to fuel their materialistic narcissism. At least BMW builds a better car, unlike apple, who just builds a prettier package.

dav3 04-05-2010 06:30 AM

hp has had REAL tablet pcs for years.

and get this, they actually have usb ports, you can install programs and do more than one thing at once on them!!

crazy stuff, i know!

CaptainHowdy 04-05-2010 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 17002742)
idontgiveadame

What an awful thing to say, young man!

DamianJ 04-05-2010 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17006851)
i'm bored with touchscreen already. i don't even want to touch the screen, THIS is the shit i want brought to the mainstream consumer, but they need to keep working on it for a while....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p2qlHoxPioM

Want.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-05-2010 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17006918)

That has potential to be so fucking awesome. It also has the potential to be a boatload of fail. I hope it rocks.

RaiderCash_Dominik 04-05-2010 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17006730)
There are lots of phones out there, none have the App Store.

BULLSHIT

http://www.android.com/market/

let me guess, you touch yourself when talking about apple.

DamianJ 04-05-2010 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17006805)
Apple wasn't the first to create an app store. Windows Mobile phones and Palm phones have had them for a while.

Yes, they have. They released them and the world went 'meh'.

A Zune HD is a really cool device. No one wants one though. And definitely no one wants a palm.

RaiderCash_Dominik 04-05-2010 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 17006908)
hp has had REAL tablet pcs for years.

and get this, they actually have usb ports, you can install programs and do more than one thing at once on them!!

crazy stuff, i know!

But it doesn't have cool apple logo on? Doesn't it?

DamianJ 04-05-2010 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by RaiderCash_Dominik (Post 17006995)
BULLSHIT

http://www.android.com/market/

let me guess, you touch yourself when talking about apple.

That isn't the "App Store", is it? It is the Android Marketplace. It's pretty sweet, but in terms of revenue, it's not really close.

DamianJ 04-05-2010 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 17006908)
hp has had REAL tablet pcs for years.

and get this, they actually have usb ports, you can install programs and do more than one thing at once on them!!

crazy stuff, i know!

Yup. There were loads of MP3 players out before the iPod too. And LOADS of smartphones before the iPhone.

stag44 04-05-2010 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Bird (Post 17003503)
I didn't see you here revolutionizing the mobile industry 5 years ago. I take it your just a Mac Guy, front running.

Oi leave my little Damian alone.. u bully!!! :1orglaugh

The problem with the mobile industry 5 years ago was it was run by telecoms people... the only input IT people had was into the billing systems..

Apple's approach was a breath of fresh air into the business.... because even the mighty sony struggled with the personnel and culture they found when they took over ericksson...

FreeOnes 04-05-2010 08:44 AM

I can't access the app store, the Dutch app store is not supported.... Pffff

Babaganoosh 04-05-2010 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. E (Post 17006518)
Its not just a big iPOD touch, especially after its been hacked.

Yes it is.

Babaganoosh 04-05-2010 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17006738)
Do you not understand the word hypocrite?

"the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense."

I asked you what was bad about a large ipod touch. You haven't been able to come up with anything, this annoys you, so you call me names. It might frustrate you, but that isn't hypocrisy.

I mean, whatever gets you through the day and all. I defend to the death your right to think the iPad sucks and that anyone that likes it is a blithering idiot. But do try and come up with a sensible, practical reason for your hatred. Not just saying 'meh, it costs more'.

Your initial post directed towards me was "if you don't want one, don't get one! Choice, isn't a wonderful thing." I was going for the whole if you don't *blank* then don't *blank* thing. If you don't like my opinion, don't read it. That's what I meant by hypocrite. Add me to ignore.

I call names when people annoy me (you're a pretentious little faggot by the way). You argue semantics and grammar. We all have our favorite ways of trolling GFY. Embrace it.

Babaganoosh 04-05-2010 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17007007)
That isn't the "App Store", is it? It is the Android Marketplace. It's pretty sweet, but in terms of revenue, it's not really close.

Oh, wait. You mean that because it hasn't made as much money it isn't as good? You really are a good little consumer, aren't you?

Newsflash: Android users are generally more tech savvy. They (we) are always looking for opensource and freeware crap. It is unlikely that we will ever plunk down $1.99 en masse for a fart app. The Android Marketplace will never, ever make as much money as Apple's App Store, not even when Android devices outnumber iPhones and iPads.


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