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Rangermoore 04-06-2010 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshgirls (Post 17010611)
I dont see any point in fighting off the census. Its not like we're living in Iran, China or George Bushes america.

Instead we are living in obamas (black jesus) commie america....just sayn...

smutnut 04-06-2010 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks (Post 17010704)
We filled everything out except the ss#'s and race. :winkwink:

That was my question too though. Was I required to give this asshole my SS#. I didn't like the idea of that in the least and I figured he would ask me that and more and like someone else said, this asshole is gone next week and probably can't get a real job and yet he's walking around with my info.

smutnut 04-06-2010 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 17010719)
Awe geeze. You waste so much energy being angry. smoke a bowl or something.

:1orglaugh
I'm actually not even a little angry.

smutnut 04-06-2010 12:57 PM

I guess I just expected more out of porn people, you know invasion of privacy, etc. etc. I was prepared for the democrat crap of community service, but I don't see that actually coming back with any big profits. I vote democrat so when the bums ask me for change I can tell them to go to Washington cause I already gave at the office.

BFT3K 04-06-2010 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17010723)
That was my question too though. Was I required to give this asshole my SS#. I didn't like the idea of that in the least and I figured he would ask me that and more and like someone else said, this asshole is gone next week and probably can't get a real job and yet he's walking around with my info.

You ARE your SS number. That is the only credible crosscheck the govt has.

You use it when you apply for a job, a credit card, medicare, social security, an apartment, a mortgage, etc.

How would the census have any credibility if it wasn't based upon SS numbers? Right or wrong, you ARE a number, and the census is all about numbers.

smutnut 04-06-2010 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17010745)
You ARE your SS number. That is the only credible crosscheck the govt has.

You use it when you apply for a job, a credit card, medicare, social security, an apartment, a mortgage, etc.

How would the census have any credibility if it wasn't based upon SS numbers? Right or wrong, you ARE a number, and the census is all about numbers.

Yeah, but that's fucked because I can cross check people scamming me on things like mortgage and credit but not on a census and they've turned the SS# into something very valuable to be protected. You shouldn't just be handing it out to anyone.

I understand there is more than that, but he should have to give me his too, which I probably could have gotten cause this guy was without a doubt more lost than me.

BFT3K 04-06-2010 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17010760)
Yeah, but that's fucked because I can cross check people scamming me on things like mortgage and credit but not on a census and they've turned the SS# into something very valuable to be protected. You shouldn't just be handing it out to anyone.

I understand there is more than that, but he should have to give me his too, which I probably could have gotten cause this guy was without a doubt more lost than me.

I don't know what that means, or how the the census is possibly "scamming" you?

Next time you go to a bank to open an account ask the teller for their SS number too, and tell us how that works out.

You can definitely ask for the census workers ID of course, and even call your local census office to confirm the info, but in the end I just want to say, not EVERYTHING is a conspiracy...

...except Newscorp of course, which is a blatant arm of the Chinese government now.

smutnut 04-06-2010 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17010787)
I don't know what that means, or how the the census is possibly "scamming" you?

Next time you go to a bank to open an account ask the teller for their SS number too, and tell us how that works out.

You can definitely ask for the census workers ID of course, and even call your local census office to confirm the info, but in the end I just want to say, not EVERYTHING is a conspiracy...

...except Newscorp of course, which is a blatant arm of the Chinese government now.

The huge difference is that this asshole is knocking on my door. I know where my banks are located and when something looks weird and is traced back there I can easily locate the fraud. I go to them; they don't come to me requesting.

dyna mo 04-06-2010 01:15 PM

way to stick it to the man! :thumbsup

http://www.nakedprotesters.com/publi...-in-ithica.jpg

IllTestYourGirls 04-06-2010 01:19 PM

If the guy was trying to get into your house he was not from the census. They are told to NEVER enter someones house.

BFT3K 04-06-2010 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17010792)
The huge difference is that this asshole is knocking on my door. I know where my banks are located and when something looks weird and is traced back there I can easily locate the fraud. I go to them; they don't come to me requesting.

No one would have come to your door if you had simply mailed back the form.

If you don't pay taxes for a long enough period of time, someone will also knock on your door.

Same if you don't pay your rent, your mortgage, your power bill, etc.

Best way to avoid people knocking on your door is to not give them a reason to knock on your door to begin with.

Weirdly enough, I don't really even care about any of this, so I should probably just stop posting in this thread, as I'm really not a pro-census activist to begin with.

Fill out the form, don't fill out the form, answer the door, don't answer the door... who cares, in the end we will all still die on time.

Tom_PM 04-06-2010 01:23 PM

Hey look at it this way. If you're a democrat right now and want your district to go republican, by all means dont fill it out.

smutnut 04-06-2010 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 17010829)
Hey look at it this way. If you're a democrat right now and want your district to go republican, by all means dont fill it out.

Well, I'm a democrat so now you're starting to make me feel bad

Spieglergirls 04-06-2010 01:38 PM

Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BjGpcEA-FyE

Tom_PM 04-06-2010 01:38 PM

Yeah, they use census data to draw up the districts for congress. Could make for big changes.

And here I am telling you while the form still sits on my counter top.:1orglaugh
It'll be in tomorrows outgoing mail, honest.

My local news claims that door to door wont start until the END of April here. Not sure why you already have people coming around.

smutnut 04-06-2010 02:00 PM

Hey, I just heard they are talking this census for a lockdown for an economic dark ages that is being predicted by the federal government. They want to know who you are and where you are and when! Just keep a heads up!

fl_prn_str 04-06-2010 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spieglergirls (Post 17010886)
Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BjGpcEA-FyE

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah



yesssssssssssssssss

Mr. Romance 04-06-2010 02:09 PM

LOL

Mr. Romance

2012 04-06-2010 02:10 PM


smutnut 04-06-2010 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2012 (Post 17010992)

:1orglaugh

smutnut 04-06-2010 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spieglergirls (Post 17010886)
Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BjGpcEA-FyE

This is my point! :1orglaugh They have no right and they should expect the worse if shit should take this turn.

I should have told him, "Come on in, I have some fava beans!"

I'm so pissed at myself now. I hope I can overcome this!

Choopa Phil 04-06-2010 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17010730)
:1orglaugh
I'm actually not even a little angry.

1) I'd like to smash your retard face harder than I wanted to smash that census taker!

...really now?

MrWho 04-06-2010 02:35 PM

Good thread title man. I had hard to laugh :1orglaugh

Perhaps you can hire somebdoy like this tough girl to open the door next time...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I5ilaAnbS1...-h/JaneGun.jpg

smutnut 04-06-2010 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLXphil (Post 17011041)
1) I'd like to smash your retard face harder than I wanted to smash that census taker!

...really now?

But I want to smash his face without anger :winkwink:

PenisFace 04-06-2010 02:43 PM

Why are american's so terrified of their own elected government? I'll never understand that. Paranoid much?

brassmonkey 04-06-2010 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17010521)
I just told the Census taker to go fuck himself. I think I've been in one location too long and I hate having people invade my space like that. I thought door to door shit was long past us.

Am I legally obligated to tell this guy shit. I told him to come back with the cops and an arrest warrant if he wants inside my place. Seriously, I piss on a few trees and I don't like people coming in that area. If you want me, call, email, etc. unless you're a piece of ass, close friend or someone special, just saying...

Opinions on this. This is Los Angeles Central by the way!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
they fuckin lie and say the gather info is kept a secret . then you will see charts what race lives in an area and what ages all kinds of info. :helpme

BFT3K 04-06-2010 02:48 PM

Census Scam Protection - No Shit!...

http://www.equifax.com/census/banners/

Sly 04-06-2010 02:49 PM

I was all prepared to spend a good 10 minutes filling mine out. It literally took two minutes.

However, last year I had somebody from the Census Bureau contact me and we had a 15 minute interview with all sorts of questions. I still have no idea what that was.

smutnut 04-06-2010 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17011132)
I was all prepared to spend a good 10 minutes filling mine out. It literally took two minutes.

However, last year I had somebody from the Census Bureau contact me and we had a 15 minute interview with all sorts of questions. I still have no idea what that was.

You'll probably know before they do!!

papill0n 04-06-2010 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17010575)
1) I'd like to smash your retard face harder than I wanted to smash that census taker!
2) suck my cock and prove you're the faggot cause we all know you want to
3) if you want to know something about me refer to steps 1) and 2) unless I want you to know something
4) please start at step one and go through steps 1) to 4) repeatedly until your face is a bloody pulp of smashed mush!

alcohol

making the biggest pussies invincible since 1862

GrouchyAdmin 04-06-2010 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17011276)
alcohol

making the biggest pussies invincible since 1862

Don't dog alcohol, it's probably the one thing keeping this nutball in check.

smutnut 04-06-2010 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17011276)
alcohol

making the biggest pussies invincible since 1862

:1orglaugh

babebuns 04-06-2010 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17010575)
1) I'd like to smash your retard face harder than I wanted to smash that census taker!
2) suck my cock and prove you're the faggot cause we all know you want to
3) if you want to know something about me refer to steps 1) and 2) unless I want you to know something
4) please start at step one and go through steps 1) to 4) repeatedly until your face is a bloody pulp of smashed mush!

epic post is epic

smutnut 04-06-2010 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babebuns (Post 17011350)
epic post is epic

God Bless Us All Everyone!

smutnut 04-06-2010 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17011276)
alcohol

making the biggest pussies invincible since 1862

I feel you should get a bump

Darrah 04-06-2010 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17010521)
I just told the Census taker to go fuck himself. I think I've been in one location too long and I hate having people invade my space like that. I thought door to door shit was long past us.

Am I legally obligated to tell this guy shit. I told him to come back with the cops and an arrest warrant if he wants inside my place. Seriously, I piss on a few trees and I don't like people coming in that area. If you want me, call, email, etc. unless you're a piece of ass, close friend or someone special, just saying...

Opinions on this. This is Los Angeles Central by the way!

Next time Los Angeles gets hit with a natural disaster, don't fucking complain when you don't get enough $$$ in aid.

If only 500 people mail back the census when 1,000 people live in a town, the town will only get enough aid for 500 when a natural disaster hits. Get it now??

Si 04-06-2010 04:21 PM

I figured since this thread reached 2 pages so quickly it would be worth reading.

And in a strange way it was. You crack me up smutnut :1orglaugh

smutnut 04-06-2010 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrah (Post 17011382)
Next time Los Angeles gets hit with a natural disaster, don't fucking complain when you don't get enough $$$ in aid.

If only 500 people mail back the census when 1,000 people live in a town, the town will only get enough aid for 500 when a natural disaster hits. Get it now??

Good God you pathetic bastard, we have Angelena Jollie to Adopt our black little asses if something bad should happen. Get a fucking life!

smutnut 04-06-2010 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 17011386)
I figured since this thread reached 2 pages so quickly it would be worth reading.

And in a strange way it was. You crack me up smutnut :1orglaugh

Thank you,

If you had only done this one post earlier I might have been able to expose myself less! :1orglaugh

Why 04-06-2010 04:29 PM

stop being a jackass and just cooperate, the guy is only doing his job.

the census is good and its a good thing to participate in it. the government divvys up seats in congress as well as tax dollars based on this.

fuck man, grow up!

your personal information is in worse hands then the census!


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