GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum
Page 3 of 3 < 12 3
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   I just told the Census Taker to go Fuck Himself! (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=962199)

smutnut 04-06-2010 04:33 PM
I'm so pissed that I didn't tell him I was cooking fava beans that I deserve any insult at this point!

papill0n 04-06-2010 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17011415)
I'm so pissed that I didn't tell him I was cooking fava beans that I deserve any insult at this point!
sure

open your mouth I want to shit in it

smutnut 04-06-2010 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17011432)
sure

open your mouth I want to shit in it
oh, shit, aren't you someone who needs affiliates and not just a drone supporting your local government? Just curious?

will76 04-06-2010 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17010521)
I just told the Census taker to go fuck himself. I think I've been in one location too long and I hate having people invade my space like that. I thought door to door shit was long past us.

Am I legally obligated to tell this guy shit. I told him to come back with the cops and an arrest warrant if he wants inside my place. Seriously, I piss on a few trees and I don't like people coming in that area. If you want me, call, email, etc. unless you're a piece of ass, close friend or someone special, just saying...

Opinions on this. This is Los Angeles Central by the way!
they obviously didn't get your memo that usps mail is not acceptable, that you prefer email.

who said they needed to come into your house, you could have stepped out and answered their questions.

If you would have returned the shit they wouldn't have bothered you.

Congrats on cursing someone out who is doing their job because you failed to do what you were suppose to do.

smutnut 04-06-2010 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Si (Post 17011386)
I figured since this thread reached 2 pages so quickly it would be worth reading.

And in a strange way it was. You crack me up smutnut :1orglaugh
I'm starting an entirely new life starting when this post really ends! for real, not just last say :1orglaugh!

smutnut 04-06-2010 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17011468)
the obviously emailed it to you but they didn't get your memo that usps mail is not acceptable, that you prefer email.

who said they needed to come into your house, you could have stepped out and answered their questions.

If you would have returned the shit they wouldn't have bothered you.

Congrats on cursing someone out who is doing their job because you failed to do what you were suppose to do.
Dude, check this out. Are you really from New Orleans and does the government deserve the least bit of respect from me if you are? I mean shit man, what the fuck does it take for people to tell them to go fuck themselves, I mean shit!

smutnut 04-06-2010 05:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17011468)
they obviously didn't get your memo that usps mail is not acceptable, that you prefer email.

who said they needed to come into your house, you could have stepped out and answered their questions.

If you would have returned the shit they wouldn't have bothered you.

Congrats on cursing someone out who is doing their job because you failed to do what you were suppose to do.
Sorry everybody is from New Orleans since they won a superbowl, right? Even if you just passed through one night. I'm actually from New England and love the Patriots but now I live in Los Angeles and the government sucks, but you have a good time with your snorkel and fins

woj 04-06-2010 05:10 PM
doesn't IRS have all the info they need? what am I missing?

maybe IRS doesn't have ALL the info, but if you combine the database from DMV, IRS, SSA and few other sources the end result gotta be 95% accurate...

smutnut 04-06-2010 05:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by woj (Post 17011514)
doesn't IRS have all the info they need? what am I missing?

maybe IRS doesn't have ALL the info, but if you combine the database from DMV, IRS, SSA and few other sources the end result gotta be 95% accurate...
And now you have the Census too! I just want a nice chianti to go with my fava beans. I can't believe I missed this. I'm so ashamed of myself LOL!@

smutnut 04-06-2010 05:20 PM
I'm so ashamed of myself for not mentioning fava beans. I'll never live this down. I'm going to need a lot of support to get through this. Seriously, where are your friends when you need them?

u-Bob 04-06-2010 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 17010635)
It's called part of living in a community.
You are confusing the word "community" with the word "society".

Don't worry, Aristotle made the same mistake :winkwink:

:2 cents:

Danielle 04-06-2010 07:43 PM
That was not a census worker knocking at your door. It most likely was a scam artist. The census workers don't start door knocking until May 1st.

Hugs,
Danielle

will76 04-06-2010 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17011476)
Dude, check this out. Are you really from New Orleans and does the government deserve the least bit of respect from me if you are? I mean shit man, what the fuck does it take for people to tell them to go fuck themselves, I mean shit!
Yes I am from New Orleans.

The people who come out to your house are temporary workers hired just for that job, they are not "The Government" and when the censor taking is over they will go back to doing whatever it was they were doing before.

If you want to tell the government to go fuck off drive to Washington and go yell at the white house. :winkwink:

Sly 04-06-2010 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by woj (Post 17011514)
doesn't IRS have all the info they need? what am I missing?

maybe IRS doesn't have ALL the info, but if you combine the database from DMV, IRS, SSA and few other sources the end result gotta be 95% accurate...
I'm betting that there are laws separating the data between those various agencies. For example, I know that the IRS operates separately from other federal agencies and cannot freely share information. I have a retired IRS agent in the family and he has told stories of trying to bust criminals (career drug dealers/distributors) from an IRS standpoint, but never could because their paper work was squeaky clean... and they could not report these criminals to the FBI because it was against their charter.

goldfish 04-06-2010 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17010823)
No one would have come to your door if you had simply mailed back the form.
That's not entirely true, here they are going door to door because there are so many vacation homes and they don't want duplicates.

Secondly, they didn't ask for my SSN, I would have denied to answer anyways, they asked for phone #, I declined to answer and they said that was fine, all I gave them was number in the household, race and relationship of those in the household.

I said you have 5 mins and your only getting required info, he was still required to ask for other info but I could decline to answer and did.

Bird 04-06-2010 10:56 PM
Tell him you have 50 illegal babies from Mexico living there.
No really just give him a number of residents and that's it. A better count gets better understanding on the tax budget.

smutnut 04-07-2010 10:54 AM
You people got me all worked up. :1orglaugh I actually filled out the form and mailed it in today. They ask for your name (no SSN and they want to know if you're black or white or etc.) That's about it.

Tom_PM 04-07-2010 11:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danielle (Post 17011784)
That was not a census worker knocking at your door. It most likely was a scam artist. The census workers don't start door knocking until May 1st.

Hugs,
Danielle
Thats what I thought too when I mentioned my local news saying door to door was not until after April.

dig420 04-07-2010 01:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 17010521)
I just told the Census taker to go fuck himself. I think I've been in one location too long and I hate having people invade my space like that. I thought door to door shit was long past us.

Am I legally obligated to tell this guy shit. I told him to come back with the cops and an arrest warrant if he wants inside my place. Seriously, I piss on a few trees and I don't like people coming in that area. If you want me, call, email, etc. unless you're a piece of ass, close friend or someone special, just saying...

Opinions on this. This is Los Angeles Central by the way!
Thank you! One less wingnut counted, a little less revenue for your wingnut neighborhood and school district. A little less representation for you in your local, state and federal government. I appreciate it!

smutnut 04-07-2010 01:59 PM
I told you I just sent it in today, in the mail, this morning and guess what. Our fucking Los Angeles Mayor is going to be shutting down non essential services LOL. What a laugh. Now I feel like as big a tool as you fucking assholes! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nicedreams 04-07-2010 02:16 PM
The Census form does not ask you for your social security number, either will the census takers. Those that said they filled out forms with social security numbers either are fucking liars or got scammed.

Jimmy


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:36 PM.
Page 3 of 3 < 12 3
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc