It is a pretty nice afternoon so I am going to take

Here's my Criminal Minds profile of Pathfinder:

Pathfinder is most probably institutionalised. This is evidenced by his need to share what he considers to be exciting events but would otherwise be normal daily activities for a well balanced individual. Because he doesn't actually have these experiences he glamourizes them from his own imagination. This is why there's always something off in every event. Shot his dog, found his "father" dead on the Internet, etc, etc.

Pathfinder has most probably had a long life of rejection and social akwardness. He may have at one time had a minor duty in the millitary but was probably discharged for mental health and or behavioral problems. He is most probably white, mid 40's, from a poor economic background and uneducated. He feels terribly isolated from the World and will try desperately to fit in.

Unfortunately at some point he discovered GFY and hoped that perhaps the posters here might see him for what he considers to be his "true self" as opposed to the misfit he really is. Naturally his inability to blend in and follow social contracts quickly isolated him even amongst the other socially akward posters at GFY. His inability to be introspective in any way, shape or form has made him convince himself that due to circumstances outside of his control he just got a bad rep here, something he could change by simply pretending to be somebody else.

It's very sad he spends time on this board trying to live some sort of normal life, or rather convince others he lives a normal life. His time would be much better spent seeking help.

i really envy you right now

Fishing is when a man (or man without a penis) enters a body of water with a long stick, referred to as a fishing rod, with the intent of catching a "fish". A fish is an animal that lives in water and lays eggs to reproduce. Reproduction is when a species will create new life after having sex. Sex is when two animals (or even plants) make intimate contact.

Good luck on the fishing and reproducing, theking.

I drove down to the beach but it is to windy for my taste...so I just let the dog run for a bit...and did not get my line wet.

Sounds like a plan. Enjoy your afternoon. Would you like any Grey Poupon ?

I have never reproduced and never will as I do not engage in sex and haven't for years. When sex became more painful than fun...I gave it up...thank you very much.

That must have been one quick trip to the beach.

It is less than a five minute drive from my driveway.