Fiddy Sweet Deals.
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Sig.

You are an exceptionally stupid human being.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_omk7dxCwoa...ama-idiots.jpg

My daughter gets out this November. She's got 8 ribbons and a warfare pin now. When she gets out, she'll finish her degree then go to medical school, She wants to get into holistic medicine and pediatrics. So at least I know where I can get my medical card renewed now, LOL

Thanx for asking

They shouldnt complain no matter what the name. They can get 100 people to a rally and get noon to midnight coverage on every news channel in the country. They shouldnt complain about the name.

haha nice

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Dear Lord, you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know that my favorite President is Barack Obama. Amen.



If John McCain was a Maverick, then Barack Obama is a GMC* Pacer. (*Government Motor Company)



Obama has ordered that the term "Islamic Radicalism" be removed from national security documents. It's being replaced with "Allahu Akbar!"



Barack got his ObamaCare votes the old fashioned way. He bought 'em.


The Obama economy utilizes a system of carefully monitored checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.



Obama is looking forward to retirement, so that he'll finally have the time to actually read his new healthcare law.



Everyone who believes that ObamaCare will work is entitled to free psychological help.



Q. Why is the healthcare plan called ObamaCare instead of ObamaCares?
A. Because he doesn't.



Q. Why is the healthcare plan called ObamaCare when he is exempt from it?
A. Shaddup.



ObamaCare will provide taxpayers with plenty of bitter pills.



Obama just gave America a trillion dollar budget deficit. Let's hope he never learns that there are numbers that come after a trillion.



Q. If the Obama administration was a football division, what would the teams be called?
A. The Stealers, the Bills, the Chargers and the Lyings.



President Obama has responded to our national debt spiralling out of control by calling for the creation of a Deficit Commission to find solutions to the problem. Coulter suggests The Deficit Commission's first recommendation should be "resign immediately Mr. President."

President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn't get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head. Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn't leave, so the farmer explained to him, "Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back end of horses." Obama angrily replied, "Hey, are you saying that I'm a horse's ass?" The farmer answered, "No Sir, Mister President. I would never call someone a horse's ass. It's hard to fool them flies though."

Quite literally, a hamster would've been better than that retarded cowboy we had for 8 years.

Obama has decided to change the name of "Air Force One," the Presidential jet. He's going to rename it "Air Force The One."


Under both ObamaCare and the Clunker program, bills are divided into parts and labor.


Astronomers have spotted an object in space that they say is potentially dangerous, yet for a year it's just sat out there and has done nothing. For that, they've named the object COMET OBAMA.


And marine biologists have spotted the deepest living fish ever, near the ocean floor at the Earth's lowest point. They're calling it, the Barack Obama Approval Ratings Fish.


You remember the Reagan era, when Ronald Reagan was President, and Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were still with us? Well, now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash.


Q: What is the difference between ObamaCare and a car battery?
A: The battery has a positive side.


Exhausted and ill from the effort of enacting the Obama healthcare plan, an elderly Senator goes to the doctor. Doctor says, "I have bad news, good news, and bad news, Senator. The bad news is that you only have six months to live. But the good news is that there?s an operation that is 100% successful in curing this illness." "That sounds great, Doctor," says the Senator, "but what?s the other bad news?" The Doctor replies, "The Department of Health and Human Services says the first available slot is seven months from today."


In the washroom at the airport I saw a handwritten sign posted over one of those hot air hand dryers: "Please push button and listen for a short message from the President!"..........There's nothing like "hot air" and the smell of crap to give you that true Obama experience!!!!


Q. What did Obama do when he caught Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid in bed with Osama bin Laden in the Lincoln Bedroom?
A. Nothing.



Q. Why did Obama cross the road?
A. Actually, Obama promised to cross the road, but then he didn't.


If Obama had half a brain, his butt would be lopsided.


President Obama is to statesmanship as an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.



The aliens forgot to remove Obama's anal probe.


If Barack Obama had been the Commander in Chief of the Sioux and the Cheyenne, George Armstrong Custer would have died of old age.



America is the china shop; Obama is the bull.




Q. Why did President Obama feel it was necessary for him to apologize to the world and to degrade the United States?
A. Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.



Barack Obama told Oprah Winfrey that he deserves to get a "good, solid B-plus" for his first year as President. He also claimed that Bo, the White House dog, ate the economy.



Obamatopia: Where Soup Plantations are being replaced by soup kitchens.

Todays american pay less in taxes as a percentage than they have in 50 years. Lies are just lies. No need to pussyfoot around it when it's blatant.
Behold: http://www.cbpp.org/cms/index.cfm?fa=view&id=3151

This thread got silly.

it started that way

You are arguing against members of the American Bowel Movement.

They can't help but spread lies, as they are clearly full of shit - hence their need to support the "Bowel Movement" to begin with.

They are simply praying that the shit that clouds their misguided beliefs will eventually be eliminated. You can't blame them really - no one could think straight with that much crap in their heads.

Well, some people might be curious why they pay less in taxes when they're told that taxes are outrageously high. Just trying to help, hehe.

I paid more taxes, in California, they raised the taxes for a while
I wonder if that figure takes in the big drop in unemployment or under employment that's going on.
It's like saying Americans had improved productivity, what that means it took less employees to get more work done, which still means less employees

Well it is by percentage, but I dont disagree that some premise could be different. I dont know. Oh and I see it says second lowest in 50 yrs, so I was wrong and dont mind being wrong. This stuff is just a headache, I'm glad I'm not a politician!

really? Well this is the second time in 50 years that unemployment was this low, so maybe we're giving credit where credit is not due. There has really been nothing done about the unemployment rate. As less people are employed, less money gets paid out in taxes, so the government boasts that less in taxes is being spent, kinda twisted the logic of that.

This is your buddy !
 

* Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

* Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

* Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

* Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

* First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history. ( almost a full term 3+years ! )

* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

* Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history.

* Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

* Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in U.S. history. Where were you then teabag ?

* Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. Where were you?

* Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.

* My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.

* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).

* Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

* First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the human rights commission.

* Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history. polish my poll

* First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

* Took the biggest world sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).

* Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'

* In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

* Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.Where were you TEABAG ?

* Entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

Um, is this your best? I mean the guy hasn't been in office for what 16 months and you're still blaming him, why not focus on the future and ask what Obama has done about it?

OH and how do you know he didn't get Osama, I mean whens the last time anyone saw him?

Okay then. Have a nice day :)



Its going to be such a nice day. Birds signing. I can't wait for my favorite show to come on the television.

I'd pick that hamster over the moron we have now.

To BFT3K, logic, common sense and facts=right wing propaganda. Left wing propaganda=facts. Is it just a coincidence that the dumbest members of this forum happen to be liberals?

In terms of describing our nation's politics, this is the best picture I've ever seen.

wow demon we actually agree on something for once.

Beautiful symbolism of the hand off.

Look at the football he was handed. It must weigh 9000 pounds. Get a touchdown with that football ...

See, I can be as idiotic as you and post the same baseless assertion. While nobody is debating whether or not Bush fucked up the country, it's the moronic liberals who use the double standards with Obama. "Oh he's not fucking up, it's just Bush's fault." This is why your ideologies are the laughing stock of this country. Bush fucked up, Obama is fucking up harder. I know you want to rationalize so you can sleep at night but it's still an epic fail at the end of the day. :)

What does me using the term "moronic liberal" have to do with learning how to read? I'm not sure if what you wrote actually follows anything, logically, which proves my point. Thanks for playing.

dumbasses like the OP. :2 cents:

Divide and conquer is the motto...

You are an asshole :2 cents:

Look at these idiots who are praising FDR:

http://bailoutpeople.org

Don't they understand that FDR's policies prolonged the Great Depression?

He can't help himself. He is a total asshole 100% of the time.

I would never argue that fact, but it is by choice. You on the other hand . . .

Peculiar "choice" you have made, but to each his own I suppose.

Both Obama and Bush suck. Debating which of them has sucked more is one of the biggest wastes of time imaginable. Moving on...

if the past is the past then people need to stop bringing up reagan, clinton, etc...:Oh crap

thats a pretty stupid thing to say, unless you have time machine that can not only go back in time but change events to see how the opposite would play out...