haha. Is there room for two doctors? :1orglaugh

i would sell my brother for $1M...

No way are they gonna stop my heart for $50k but Ill let them cut of my penis and attach a bigger one for $1k

Fuck it I would do it. But I would have conditions like if they couldn't reattach my finger I would get compensated more than the original amount and if they killed me stopping my heart they again would have to compensate my kids a hefty amount.

the heart stop thing is intriguing on the "whats on the other side level" but i wouldn't trust any fucking doctor to revive me. who knows they might "fail" on purpose to harvest your organs...alot more valuable.

but on the 10k pinky deal i have to say "Scalpel!"

ANY doctor would lose their license for flat lining or even doing a paper based on research involving flat lining someone intentionally, not to mention go to jail, wouldn't matter how much 'research' was involved.. It's the US not Germany in the 40's... Just because you consent to it doesn't make it fucking legal... (kivorkian?)

Not only would your life insurance be void, you would probably be considered uninsurable if they ever got wind of you attempting stuff like that, which they always seem to find out eventually anyway when claims are involved.

The flatlining appeal for me isn't really the money but the quest for knowledge.

Now I'm older, more settled, my life isn't just about me anymore. But when I was single, if its in the hospital, you know they can bring you back. They stop people's hearts for surgery and pop them back all the time.

I would have done it. I've spent my childhood hooked on unsolved mysteries. Everyone talks about white lights, tunnels, out of body experiences.. I got none of that shit. I guess maybe there's my answer.

When my heart stopped, *I* paid *them* about 50k to get it going.

When I almost lost the tip of my left index finger, again I paid them to fix it.

Are they doing this just to piss me off? lmao!

I can see it now

Docs: "Hey, remember that Tom guy who paid us $50k to start his heart up and more $ to fix his finger?? well, lets piss him off and offer to PAY people to do exactly what we did to him.. I think it would be a fucking riot! We'll laugh about it for years."

hahaha

When I die they can do whatever they want with my body. Until then, they'll need to find someone else to play with.

That proves it!!!!!!1 :warning :helpme

:pimp

you need to make that 5 million before i start thinking about it

But what if the little kid showed up and started slapping you around, like in the movie? Wouldnt that really fuck you up?