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i mean seriously. :upsidedow |
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You want to test a designer's level of skill, throw them at a big $ mainstream project. I'll tell you right now 99% of the designers in adult can't do a mainstream design for shit... The percentage of "designers" here who can claim that they've got clients who will relocate them to complete a job in person on location in adult is pretty fucking slim... :2 cents: |
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1. You're right about his work, I just looked. But someone as good as MetaMan shouldn't be so fucking INSECURE that he has to go ranting and raving like a loony bird. Maybe it's drugs, who knows? But people with skillz don't have to defend themselves in the way he chose to do. 2. Adult and mainstream ARE two differant animals in that what motivates someone to buy an adult membership - his dick is hard & he wants to orgasm NOW - are not the same parameters as in mainstream. So design is important but it's never "the key". "The Key" is the product you're selling. Design can "get in the way" but it shouldn't be the whole enchilada, if that makes sense. So perhaps the OP shoud've been more clear that he was looking for a mianstream project from an adult designer, but it's fucking Saturday and I'm inclined to cut people who ACT DECENTLY on this board a little slack. MetaMan may BE "the man" but he's not coming across that way in this thread. |
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Rule of Thumb: If someone is marketing their "Design" services on GFY, they can't get any real work, and NEED your money to pay for their hut, or broken trailer, or they are going to outsource the work, in which case you are paying too much for the cheap work you get back. So if Cheap is what you need, you have come to the right place. |
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i want to see how adult designers handle the requirements. |
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MetaMan says he ain't cheap, Zuzanna ain't 'cheap', Czarina ain't 'cheap', there are plenty of others who will charge $1000+ for a simple two-three page design. So if you're thinking about promoting this mainstream thing along with Adult then I think you made the right choice coming to GFY. Kind of like a crossroads. I'm also sure you have enough intelligence to look outside of GFY for your design needs and, being unsatisfied (not DISsatisfied) you figured you'd try here. Why all the bashing? I don't get it. And yes, I bash in defense of someone who doesn't even know me, or prolly like me, or who thinks I, myself, am a dousche. Just standing up for someone seeking to HIRE someone, and in this financially-troubled times that's a GOOD thing. At least, better than begging for money/work, that is. :) Good luck with your search. |
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but i do see that the product might get traction if marketed uniquely in this space and that's what i am going for here, i didn't think i needed to include all that in the op. anyhoo, i hope it works! |
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But I can't think of a single client I've ever had that would describe me as "Cheap". I outsourced one project in my life, 8 years ago. I have neither hut nor trailer. |
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I have a forum to manage all my clients and I find it to be the most successful way to keep quotes, projects and changes all in one central location. It?s composed of hundreds of private forums for my clients. Once you sign up, I will set you up your own private forum that only you and I can view. This is where I leave links for design previews so they don't get lost in emails or icq's. You are also notified by email whenever I leave a post so you know there is activity. I add all final psds, fonts and zips there in case you need to access them in the future as well. dyna mo take a look at my site, if you like my style shoot me an e-mail we can chat about your design needs. |
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P.S.: I feel like i need a list o f designers posted somewhere, those who live off this biz not hiding in moms basement. |
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I have something similar. I have a fully customized Client Extranet Repository, for each client. Each client receives a protected subdomain at [redacted]. The main client area lists projects grouped by network / category, has extranet updates & information, downloadable client brief template, and studio status indicator. (Online or Offline) There is also a Code Base and an archive of news & updates. (wikis & calendar sync with the studio available by request). The Project files (pages) contain everything that is involved in a particular project. Photoshop comps, coded file comps, creatives, fonts, content library, studio recommendations, downloads, isolated 300dpi vector logos, watermarks, galleries, banners, Flash projects,? the works. All in a beautifully master-crafted, fully searchable, clean, professional atmoshpere style, secure site that any executive would be proud to house his fleet of advertising weapons. (I can also write copy). Your project data is secure in our studio vault, backed up on Caviar Black HDDs in a secure rackmount data cluster. The studio uses primarily Macs, but I dev test in the latest of Safari, FireFox, Opera, and IE8 in Windows 7 and Windows Vista, as well as OS X. (specific alternate browsers on request). I use standard Adobe file formats for the design source and use Wacom Cintiq 21ux InterActive Displays for absolute precision. We (I) are Broken Zombie. And I rock. |
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All emails replied to brother. :)
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did I over do it and kill the thread? Or is everyone just out because it's Saturday and I'm the only loser still posting after 6 pm because I have no life?
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If any of you designers have designed on Thesis, hit me up. Looking for a few designs.
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And $1000 for custom? LOL. |
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its all good an dandy. custom - it takes 1-2 days to produce concept and logo - hopefully with minimal changes after which can take some time - still its taking time.. then have to account if first concept won't be approved and lets say whole thing is demanded to be redone from scratch - can't predict how much time it will take to get an approved concept - can be fast or can take whatever, prices usually based on average time it takes to produce similar jobs overall (btw I'm NOT commenting Zuzana's prices and production). then create rest of pages (blogs are simpler not many unique page templates) then depending on amount of pages and complexity of design it can take from 1-2 days to several days to slice html - two page blog is simple so lets say 1 day job, then integration another 1-2days.. so over all before job starts 1 week must be reserved for the whole process and sometimes it takes longer (it is simpler with blogs as i said before) but its still 1 week job - you demanding someone dedicate full time, making sure your project moving without hickups, going back and forth with modifications and you laugh at 1k cost??? LOL i know some jobs are simple and there is possibility to create themed blog in 1-4hours - change some colors here and there, some more styling, plaster 20min logo change bg and you set and go. - that probably costs 120-250 altogether. - some cater these kind of jobs, others take design more seriously, and there is demand for both types of approaches. just don't laugh at something you may not understand for what it takes to satisfy you guys. :2 cents: ^^ time estimations based around average time of good productive forces and not absolute, some may work faster some may work slower. I maybe off on some points, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. |
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http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/ look at this piece of shit! are you fucking kidding me! LOLZ dude your website is absolute trash and it is funny that you think you can talk down to me and it effects me lolz. look mother fucker i MADE the TGP look AND the fucking mainstream acai look. so as you sit on your high fucking horse i will laugh at you and your website. im happy you found 3 good designers here. many amazing designers here. when you upgrade from getting your cock sucked by random slags and want to talk sales come and talk to me. until then suck my cock you piece of shit. :1orglaugh |
The fact that you think i would even work with you trash piece of shit is even funnier. look dude i like real webmasters with a fucking brain you could offer me $10k per design and i would tell you to FUCK OFF! get off your high horse dipshit lolz HILARIOUS! i would NEVER WORK WITH YOU! i build brands! i am proven! so suck a cock!!!!!
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Meta can we talk sales? I'm aroused </juicy_mode> :1orglaugh
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*Andrew dice clay impression* I got a cannoli in my ass ... OOOhhhhhhhH! |
stfu gexus give ukes a bad name.
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man fuck these idiots, they act like they are doing ME A FAVOR! FUCKING HILARIOUS! |
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i dont know whos fake nick you are and i do find you hilarious! paypal me $1000 and i will show off all my designs. you are mr bigshot calling everyone out, put your money where your mouth is. |
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i know your shit already man.
send me a grand for even bothering to respond to you. |
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i dont even want to know who you are i have guesses but it's kinda funner now kowing. :pimp PS EDIT im not "gexus" that is my buddy in DC, eric can even check the ips, he is one of my best friends, fucking smart 2, what is your beef? |
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fuck its after 5 |
We had the same problem. Contacted three, got a reply from one and all he did was send me to his galleries page. Guess we are too small to be worth the bother.
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lazy peps :D
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Ohh Meta is about to blow :)
Go have a beer and get a free lapdance so that you can feel like a man again :1orglaugh |
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