Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17094309)

Yeah dude, I wanna work with YOU now. Jesus. What a joke you are. Being a DOUSCHEBAG and claiming you're THE MAN? Right. Let's SEE some of these great designs you do? I'll bet you $1000 Canadian that they suck balls, make SHIT and the "bank" you're "laughing all the way to" is probably a sperm bank.

Talk about a fucktard.

Originally Posted by TiaLing (Post 17094314)

not sure what type of design you need .... but if you're looking for a really good paysite design at a great price contact dwb's bro , nate, [email protected] . if you need a tgp, blog, tube etc krissy at kdadult.com is great !

tia

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17094309)

Yeah dude, I wanna work with YOU now. Jesus. What a joke you are. Being a DOUSCHEBAG and claiming you're THE MAN? Right. Let's SEE some of these great designs you do? I'll bet you $1000 Canadian that they suck balls, make SHIT and the "bank" you're "laughing all the way to" is probably a sperm bank.

Talk about a fucktard.

I've hired 4 designers here on GFY and were happy with 3 of them. The designs were great, they worked fast, responded to my own design suggestions, and improved my sales and the overall look of my network. But when a "designer" - if that's what you are - goes on and on ranting like a frickin' LOONY then there's something wrong with YOU, my friend. Maybe you just need to get laid.

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17094319)

One of the cleanest most efficient designers, if not the best I've met here. I won't even lie, I can't afford to touch the level of work MetaMan does. If you don't know, you shouldn't be talking. If he wants to talk about being a "big man" at design, he has every right.

You want to test a designer's level of skill, throw them at a big $ mainstream project. I'll tell you right now 99% of the designers in adult can't do a mainstream design for shit...

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17093779)

Look you GFY dumb fucks, all us real designers dont want to work with you because you are cheap as fuck and over bearing.

so have fun with your filipino workers stop complaining about designers because frankly you people are fucking idiots. i look at your sites and laugh. the people i work with come to me everytime for 4 years and spend REAL MONEY. why? because im a REAL DESIGNER and i will get the job done. and before that i was doing fulltime work for another 4.

why is it dynamo you have been in this business since what 08 and you dont have a "go to" guy for design? look in the mirror maybe? seriously in 2 years you cant find a "go to" designer, hilarious.

i can already guess you are the type of guy who wants to pay little to nothing and expect the world. fuck off you people and your whining about designers most of you are the shittiest clients in the world.

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17093848)

Thanks Casper it has been great working with you :thumbsup

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17093965)

umm, i didn't whine about anything in this thread. i posed a question, received some nice replies and responded to those in a professional manner. in fact, i haven't even commented on how many of the original designers replied back.

furthermore, this is a mainstream project, i have a designer that does all of my adult and has done so for a while now, i simply want and need a completely separate business operation for the mainstream side of things.

i'm sure this reply satisfies what your miserable punk ass can't figure out on your own and your incessant need for attention.

Originally Posted by AlCapone (Post 17094345)

So you want a cheap designer for your mainstream project then? It's good that you came to GFY then, there's lots of cheap designers here. Cheap, I mean REAL cheap. And the prices aren't as expensive as Mainstream either.

Rule of Thumb: If someone is marketing their "Design" services on GFY, they can't get any real work, and NEED your money to pay for their hut, or broken trailer, or they are going to outsource the work, in which case you are paying too much for the cheap work you get back. So if Cheap is what you need, you have come to the right place.

Originally Posted by AlCapone (Post 17094345)

So you want a cheap designer for your mainstream project then? It's good that you came to GFY then, there's lots of cheap designers here. Cheap, I mean REAL cheap. And the prices aren't as expensive as Mainstream either.

Rule of Thumb: If someone is marketing their "Design" services on GFY, they can't get any real work, and NEED your money to pay for their hut, or broken trailer, or they are going to outsource the work, in which case you are paying too much for the cheap work you get back. So if Cheap is what you need, you have come to the right place.

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17094365)

cool thanks! it's funny people assume i haven't sought RFQs from mainstream designers but hey, it's gfy. i plan to market this product via adult websites, in addition to mainstream traffic.
i want to see how adult designers handle the requirements.

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17094385)

People always project their own experiences onto others. Even I do so sometimes (sorry). There are all kinds of designers here on GFY "al capone" - expensive ones, 'cheap' ones, good ones, bad ones, reliable ones, flakes, those that can do both adult and mainstream, or just adult....

MetaMan says he ain't cheap, Zuzanna ain't 'cheap', Czarina ain't 'cheap', there are plenty of others who will charge $1000+ for a simple two-three page design. So if you're thinking about promoting this mainstream thing along with Adult then I think you made the right choice coming to GFY. Kind of like a crossroads. I'm also sure you have enough intelligence to look outside of GFY for your design needs and, being unsatisfied (not DISsatisfied) you figured you'd try here.

Why all the bashing? I don't get it. And yes, I bash in defense of someone who doesn't even know me, or prolly like me, or who thinks I, myself, am a dousche. Just standing up for someone seeking to HIRE someone, and in this financially-troubled times that's a GOOD thing. At least, better than begging for money/work, that is. :)

Good luck with your search.

Originally Posted by AlCapone (Post 17094345)

So you want a cheap designer for your mainstream project then? It's good that you came to GFY then, there's lots of cheap designers here. Cheap, I mean REAL cheap. And the prices aren't as expensive as Mainstream either.

Rule of Thumb: If someone is marketing their "Design" services on GFY, they can't get any real work, and NEED your money to pay for their hut, or broken trailer, or they are going to outsource the work, in which case you are paying too much for the cheap work you get back. So if Cheap is what you need, you have come to the right place.

Originally Posted by gamingaffiliatesguide (Post 17093775)

try adultmix?

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17094385)

People always project their own experiences onto others. Even I do so sometimes (sorry). There are all kinds of designers here on GFY "al capone" - expensive ones, 'cheap' ones, good ones, bad ones, reliable ones, flakes, those that can do both adult and mainstream, or just adult....

MetaMan says he ain't cheap, Zuzanna ain't 'cheap', Czarina ain't 'cheap', there are plenty of others who will charge $1000+ for a simple two-three page design. So if you're thinking about promoting this mainstream thing along with Adult then I think you made the right choice coming to GFY. Kind of like a crossroads. I'm also sure you have enough intelligence to look outside of GFY for your design needs and, being unsatisfied (not DISsatisfied) you figured you'd try here.

Why all the bashing? I don't get it. And yes, I bash in defense of someone who doesn't even know me, or prolly like me, or who thinks I, myself, am a dousche. Just standing up for someone seeking to HIRE someone, and in this financially-troubled times that's a GOOD thing. At least, better than begging for money/work, that is. :)

Good luck with your search.

Originally Posted by gamingaffiliatesguide (Post 17093775)

try adultmix?

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17094443)

He does good work. So does Nate.

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17094457)

I'm not cheap, but I work with all my clients through the project to assure the end result converts. I offer unlimited changes until my clients are 100% happy. I'm available via phone, Skype or e-mail 7 days a week from 6am est-9pm est.

I have a forum to manage all my clients and I find it to be the most successful way to keep quotes, projects and changes all in one central location. It?s composed of hundreds of private forums for my clients. Once you sign up, I will set you up your own private forum that only you and I can view. This is where I leave links for design previews so they don't get lost in emails or icq's. You are also notified by email whenever I leave a post so you know there is activity. I add all final psds, fonts and zips there in case you need to access them in the future as well.

dyna mo take a look at my site, if you like my style shoot me an e-mail we can chat about your design needs.

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17094530)

That's a good system. I thought about switching to something like that. (still thinking actually).

I have something similar. I have a fully customized Client Extranet Repository, for each client. Each client receives a protected subdomain at [redacted]. The main client area lists projects grouped by network / category, has extranet updates & information, downloadable client brief template, and studio status indicator. (Online or Offline)

There is also a Code Base and an archive of news & updates. (wikis & calendar sync with the studio available by request).

The Project files (pages) contain everything that is involved in a particular project. Photoshop comps, coded file comps, creatives, fonts, content library, studio recommendations, downloads, isolated 300dpi vector logos, watermarks, galleries, banners, Flash projects,? the works.

All in a beautifully master-crafted, fully searchable, clean, professional atmoshpere style, secure site that any executive would be proud to house his fleet of advertising weapons. (I can also write copy). Your project data is secure in our studio vault, backed up on Caviar Black HDDs in a secure rackmount data cluster.

The studio uses primarily Macs, but I dev test in the latest of Safari, FireFox, Opera, and IE8 in Windows 7 and Windows Vista, as well as OS X. (specific alternate browsers on request).

I use standard Adobe file formats for the design source and use Wacom Cintiq 21ux InterActive Displays for absolute precision.

We (I) are Broken Zombie. And I rock.

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17094534)

Okay, now you're just braggin'. LOL WOW!

Originally Posted by AlCapone (Post 17094345)

So you want a cheap designer for your mainstream project then? It's good that you came to GFY then, there's lots of cheap designers here. Cheap, I mean REAL cheap. And the prices aren't as expensive as Mainstream either.

Rule of Thumb: If someone is marketing their "Design" services on GFY, they can't get any real work, and NEED your money to pay for their hut, or broken trailer, or they are going to outsource the work, in which case you are paying too much for the cheap work you get back. So if Cheap is what you need, you have come to the right place.

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17094698)

did I over do it and kill the thread? Or is everyone just out because it's Saturday and I'm the only loser still posting after 6 pm because I have no life?

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17094414)

Granted, I'm not technically "marketing" my services here. No junk in my signature, no avatar, no threads about "Special Deals!" or any of that. I'm just kinda.... here.

But I can't think of a single client I've ever had that would describe me as "Cheap".
I outsourced one project in my life, 8 years ago.
I have neither hut nor trailer.

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17094457)

I'm not cheap {blah blah blah}

Originally Posted by Adultmix (Post 17094467)

Thanks on a good word.

Originally Posted by AlCapone (Post 17094810)

That's your opinion. Oh, wait, you were referring to your price. Correct, you are overpriced for sure, but you gotta make some sort of a margin on those Philipinos, right? That's just my opinion though.

Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17094838)

Just realized it's $650 for logo and integration. LOL WHAT

And $1000 for custom? LOL.

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17094252)

no, i did not. depending on the replies i receive over the next few days, i will send info to you.

:thumbsup

Originally Posted by holograph (Post 17094985)

thread turned funnay



well.. fris had a hookup i think doing blog design and integration (WP) for 120 or 250 not sure exactly - excellent price, very cheap imho. quality is subjective, so doesn't matter what I think about quality. how much time you think 120-250 can cover of design, slicing, integration and project management?

its all good an dandy.

custom - it takes 1-2 days to produce concept and logo - hopefully with minimal changes after which can take some time - still its taking time.. then have to account if first concept won't be approved and lets say whole thing is demanded to be redone from scratch - can't predict how much time it will take to get an approved concept - can be fast or can take whatever, prices usually based on average time it takes to produce similar jobs overall (btw I'm NOT commenting Zuzana's prices and production). then create rest of pages (blogs are simpler not many unique page templates) then depending on amount of pages and complexity of design it can take from 1-2 days to several days to slice html - two page blog is simple so lets say 1 day job, then integration another 1-2days.. so over all before job starts 1 week must be reserved for the whole process and sometimes it takes longer (it is simpler with blogs as i said before) but its still 1 week job - you demanding someone dedicate full time, making sure your project moving without hickups, going back and forth with modifications and you laugh at 1k cost??? LOL

i know some jobs are simple and there is possibility to create themed blog in 1-4hours - change some colors here and there, some more styling, plaster 20min logo change bg and you set and go. - that probably costs 120-250 altogether. - some cater these kind of jobs, others take design more seriously, and there is demand for both types of approaches. just don't laugh at something you may not understand for what it takes to satisfy you guys. :2 cents:

^^ time estimations based around average time of good productive forces and not absolute, some may work faster some may work slower. I maybe off on some points, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 17093351)

there is so much work in porn :2 cents:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17094309)

Yeah dude, I wanna work with YOU now. Jesus. What a joke you are. Being a DOUSCHEBAG and claiming you're THE MAN? Right. Let's SEE some of these great designs you do? I'll bet you $1000 Canadian that they suck balls, make SHIT and the "bank" you're "laughing all the way to" is probably a sperm bank.

Talk about a fucktard.

I've hired 4 designers here on GFY and were happy with 3 of them. The designs were great, they worked fast, responded to my own design suggestions, and improved my sales and the overall look of my network. But when a "designer" - if that's what you are - goes on and on ranting like a frickin' LOONY then there's something wrong with YOU, my friend. Maybe you just need to get laid.

Originally Posted by holograph (Post 17095210)

Meta can we talk sales? I'm aroused </juicy_mode> :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17095208)

The fact that you think i would even work with you trash piece of shit is even funnier. look dude i like real webmasters with a fucking brain you could offer me $10k per design and i would tell you to FUCK OFF! get off your high horse dipshit lolz HILARIOUS! i would NEVER WORK WITH YOU! i build brands! i am proven! so suck a cock!!!!!

Originally Posted by holograph (Post 17095210)

Meta can we talk sales? I'm aroused </juicy_mode> :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17095216)

show us your design you made for web genius prO.

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17095213)

Be more like...

*Andrew dice clay impression*

I got a cannoli in my ass ... OOOhhhhhhhH!

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17095224)

i know your shit already man.

send me a grand for even bothering to respond to you.

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17095217)

quite late tonight i will talk to you tomorrow if you want to pick my brain.

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17094632)

All emails replied to brother. :)

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17093779)

Look you GFY dumb fucks, all us real designers dont want to work with you because you are cheap as fuck and over bearing.

so have fun with your filipino workers stop complaining about designers because frankly you people are fucking idiots. i look at your sites and laugh. the people i work with come to me everytime for 4 years and spend REAL MONEY. why? because im a REAL DESIGNER and i will get the job done. and before that i was doing fulltime work for another 4.

why is it dynamo you have been in this business since what 08 and you dont have a "go to" guy for design? look in the mirror maybe? seriously in 2 years you cant find a "go to" designer, hilarious.

i can already guess you are the type of guy who wants to pay little to nothing and expect the world. fuck off you people and your whining about designers most of you are the shittiest clients in the world.