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Amputate Your Head 05-01-2010 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by holograph (Post 17094985)
thread turned funnay



well.. fris had a hookup i think doing blog design and integration (WP) for 120 or 250 not sure exactly - excellent price, very cheap imho. quality is subjective, so doesn't matter what I think about quality. how much time you think 120-250 can cover of design, slicing, integration and project management?

its all good an dandy.

custom - it takes 1-2 days to produce concept and logo - hopefully with minimal changes after which can take some time - still its taking time.. then have to account if first concept won't be approved and lets say whole thing is demanded to be redone from scratch - can't predict how much time it will take to get an approved concept - can be fast or can take whatever, prices usually based on average time it takes to produce similar jobs overall (btw I'm NOT commenting Zuzana's prices and production). then create rest of pages (blogs are simpler not many unique page templates) then depending on amount of pages and complexity of design it can take from 1-2 days to several days to slice html - two page blog is simple so lets say 1 day job, then integration another 1-2days.. so over all before job starts 1 week must be reserved for the whole process and sometimes it takes longer (it is simpler with blogs as i said before) but its still 1 week job - you demanding someone dedicate full time, making sure your project moving without hickups, going back and forth with modifications and you laugh at 1k cost??? LOL

i know some jobs are simple and there is possibility to create themed blog in 1-4hours - change some colors here and there, some more styling, plaster 20min logo change bg and you set and go. - that probably costs 120-250 altogether. - some cater these kind of jobs, others take design more seriously, and there is demand for both types of approaches. just don't laugh at something you may not understand for what it takes to satisfy you guys. :2 cents:

^^ time estimations based around average time of good productive forces and not absolute, some may work faster some may work slower. I maybe off on some points, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

Well put. :thumbsup

LoveSandra 05-01-2010 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 17093351)
there is so much work in porn :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

gimme-website 05-02-2010 12:55 AM

Nods head in agreement with holograph

MetaMan 05-02-2010 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17094309)
Yeah dude, I wanna work with YOU now. Jesus. What a joke you are. Being a DOUSCHEBAG and claiming you're THE MAN? Right. Let's SEE some of these great designs you do? I'll bet you $1000 Canadian that they suck balls, make SHIT and the "bank" you're "laughing all the way to" is probably a sperm bank.

Talk about a fucktard.

I've hired 4 designers here on GFY and were happy with 3 of them. The designs were great, they worked fast, responded to my own design suggestions, and improved my sales and the overall look of my network. But when a "designer" - if that's what you are - goes on and on ranting like a frickin' LOONY then there's something wrong with YOU, my friend. Maybe you just need to get laid.

LOLLLLLLLLLZ dude you dont have the bank to work with me you wannabe webmaster piece of trash.

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/

look at this piece of shit! are you fucking kidding me! LOLZ dude your website is absolute trash and it is funny that you think you can talk down to me and it effects me lolz.

look mother fucker i MADE the TGP look AND the fucking mainstream acai look. so as you sit on your high fucking horse i will laugh at you and your website.

im happy you found 3 good designers here. many amazing designers here. when you upgrade from getting your cock sucked by random slags and want to talk sales come and talk to me. until then suck my cock you piece of shit. :1orglaugh

MetaMan 05-02-2010 01:57 AM

The fact that you think i would even work with you trash piece of shit is even funnier. look dude i like real webmasters with a fucking brain you could offer me $10k per design and i would tell you to FUCK OFF! get off your high horse dipshit lolz HILARIOUS! i would NEVER WORK WITH YOU! i build brands! i am proven! so suck a cock!!!!!

Serge Litehead 05-02-2010 02:00 AM

Meta can we talk sales? I'm aroused </juicy_mode> :1orglaugh

Deej 05-02-2010 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by holograph (Post 17095210)
Meta can we talk sales? I'm aroused </juicy_mode> :1orglaugh

Be more like...

*Andrew dice clay impression*

I got a cannoli in my ass ... OOOhhhhhhhH!

Agent 488 05-02-2010 02:05 AM

stfu gexus give ukes a bad name.

Agent 488 05-02-2010 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17095208)
The fact that you think i would even work with you trash piece of shit is even funnier. look dude i like real webmasters with a fucking brain you could offer me $10k per design and i would tell you to FUCK OFF! get off your high horse dipshit lolz HILARIOUS! i would NEVER WORK WITH YOU! i build brands! i am proven! so suck a cock!!!!!

show us your design you made for web genius prO.

MetaMan 05-02-2010 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by holograph (Post 17095210)
Meta can we talk sales? I'm aroused </juicy_mode> :1orglaugh

quite late tonight i will talk to you tomorrow if you want to pick my brain.

man fuck these idiots, they act like they are doing ME A FAVOR! FUCKING HILARIOUS!

MetaMan 05-02-2010 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17095216)
show us your design you made for web genius prO.

uh no sorry you wannabe fuck! :1orglaugh

i dont know whos fake nick you are and i do find you hilarious!

paypal me $1000 and i will show off all my designs. you are mr bigshot calling everyone out, put your money where your mouth is.

Serge Litehead 05-02-2010 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17095213)
Be more like...

*Andrew dice clay impression*

I got a cannoli in my ass ... OOOhhhhhhhH!


Agent 488 05-02-2010 02:12 AM

i know your shit already man.

send me a grand for even bothering to respond to you.

MetaMan 05-02-2010 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17095224)
i know your shit already man.

send me a grand for even bothering to respond to you.

:1orglaugh

i dont even want to know who you are i have guesses but it's kinda funner now kowing. :pimp

PS EDIT
im not "gexus" that is my buddy in DC, eric can even check the ips, he is one of my best friends, fucking smart 2, what is your beef?

Serge Litehead 05-02-2010 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17095217)
quite late tonight i will talk to you tomorrow if you want to pick my brain.

yeah man, my digits below, lol

fuck its after 5

Paul Markham 05-02-2010 03:06 AM

We had the same problem. Contacted three, got a reply from one and all he did was send me to his galleries page. Guess we are too small to be worth the bother.

seeandsee 05-02-2010 03:33 AM

lazy peps :D

Loch 05-02-2010 07:14 AM

Ohh Meta is about to blow :)

Go have a beer and get a free lapdance so that you can feel like a man again :1orglaugh

dyna mo 05-02-2010 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17094632)
All emails replied to brother. :)

Thank you!

Oracle Porn 05-02-2010 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17093779)
Look you GFY dumb fucks, all us real designers dont want to work with you because you are cheap as fuck and over bearing.

so have fun with your filipino workers stop complaining about designers because frankly you people are fucking idiots. i look at your sites and laugh. the people i work with come to me everytime for 4 years and spend REAL MONEY. why? because im a REAL DESIGNER and i will get the job done. and before that i was doing fulltime work for another 4.

why is it dynamo you have been in this business since what 08 and you dont have a "go to" guy for design? look in the mirror maybe? seriously in 2 years you cant find a "go to" designer, hilarious.

i can already guess you are the type of guy who wants to pay little to nothing and expect the world. fuck off you people and your whining about designers most of you are the shittiest clients in the world.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 05-02-2010 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17095204)
i MADE the TGP look AND the fucking mainstream acai look.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I made the spiky hair look
http://a995.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...ca41f0df32.jpg

lazycash 05-02-2010 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17095216)
show us your design you made for web genius prO.

http://untouchedmarkets.com/

Amputate Your Head 05-02-2010 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17095631)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I made the spiky hair look
http://a995.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...ca41f0df32.jpg

I invented pants.

Agent 488 05-02-2010 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17095689)

dolla dolla bill yo.

MetaMan 05-02-2010 10:28 AM

lolz i love how lazycash keeps urls of sites i did 2-3 years ago. now that is professional stalking!

Amputate Your Head 05-02-2010 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17095828)
lolz i love how lazycash keeps urls of sites i did 2-3 years ago. now that is professional stalking!

Some of these people are still dragging around that pic of me in a dress from 8 years ago... lol

Barefootsies 05-02-2010 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17095828)
lolz i love how lazycash keeps urls of sites i did 2-3 years ago. now that is professional stalking!

That's nothing buddy...

Fletch XXX 05-02-2010 10:44 AM

how is it stalking when the designer makes a thread bragging about the design? links it etc... LOLz even i remember the thread, that isnt stalking at all

The Porn Nerd 05-02-2010 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17095828)
lolz i love how lazycash keeps urls of sites i did 2-3 years ago. now that is professional stalking!

Know what dude? I wouldn't work with YOU based on your arrogance, obvious over-medication, ridiculous high opinion of yourself and your obvious anger issues. YOU went off on someone seeking designers, and went APESHIT for no reason.

Dude, if you're 'the man' and 'so damn good' - which you may be - but don't start saying you're BETTER than everyone, or that my shit is crap. LOL Dude, Mister Peabody IS a brand, you fucktard, one I created and built from scratch. And guess the fuck WHAT? Mister Peabody World is sixteen months old. We started with $0. Now we're earning over $30,000 a month in revenue, and growing. How many other 'start-ups' can claim this? I should be on fucking Oprah. I'm an American Success Story, brother.

So fuck off, big talker. Give me three more years and I'll be shitting all over you and laughing all the way to the bank. And why o WHY would I (or anyone) work with someone with such a bad attitude as yours? Guess you are unaware of the principle of humility, and those that come across as arrogant as you are usually, almost always, are hiding their insecurities and attacking lest they be attacked. Quite sad, really. I suggest therapy.

MetaMan does not play well with others. MetaMan needs to stop BASHING other people in an attempt to make hmself NOT feel like the wasted, uselss, tired and sad old fart he comes across as.

2 cents. You are now on ignore so whatever dude.

Next!

lazycash 05-02-2010 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 17095859)
how is it stalking when the designer makes a thread bragging about the design? links it etc... LOLz even i remember the thread, that isnt stalking at all


Exactly, I know that's pro's site cause there was a thread made about it and it was only a year ago.

Amputate Your Head 05-02-2010 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17095864)
Know what dude? I wouldn't work with YOU based on your arrogance, obvious over-medication, ridiculous high opinion of yourself and your obvious anger issues. YOU went off on someone seeking designers, and went APESHIT for no reason.

Dude, if you're 'the man' and 'so damn good' - which you may be - but don't start saying you're BETTER than everyone, or that my shit is crap. LOL Dude, Mister Peabody IS a brand, you fucktard, one I created and built from scratch. And guess the fuck WHAT? Mister Peabody World is sixteen months old. We started with $0. Now we're earning over $30,000 a month in revenue, and growing. How many other 'start-ups' can claim this? I should be on fucking Oprah. I'm an American Success Story, brother.

So fuck off, big talker. Give me three more years and I'll be shitting all over you and laughing all the way to the bank. And why o WHY would I (or anyone) work with someone with such a bad attitude as yours? Guess you are unaware of the principle of humility, and those that come across as arrogant as you are usually, almost always, are hiding their insecurities and attacking lest they be attacked. Quite sad, really. I suggest therapy.

MetaMan does not play well with others. MetaMan needs to stop BASHING other people in an attempt to make hmself NOT feel like the wasted, uselss, tired and sad old fart he comes across as.

2 cents. You are now on ignore so whatever dude.

Next!


For the record, I appreciate, admire, & learn something new all the time from the work of my colleagues & competition. All of them. The good, bad & the ugly. (queue Clint Eastwood background movie music). I probably don't say it enough.

I'm not the best in the world, there is always someone out there that can kick your ass, no matter what you do. But I strive to be the best at what I do and provide the best service I can for my clients. That's all I can do. :2 cents:

MetaMan 05-02-2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17095864)
Know what dude? I wouldn't work with YOU based on your arrogance, obvious over-medication, ridiculous high opinion of yourself and your obvious anger issues. YOU went off on someone seeking designers, and went APESHIT for no reason.

Dude, if you're 'the man' and 'so damn good' - which you may be - but don't start saying you're BETTER than everyone, or that my shit is crap. LOL Dude, Mister Peabody IS a brand, you fucktard, one I created and built from scratch. And guess the fuck WHAT? Mister Peabody World is sixteen months old. We started with $0. Now we're earning over $30,000 a month in revenue, and growing. How many other 'start-ups' can claim this? I should be on fucking Oprah. I'm an American Success Story, brother.

So fuck off, big talker. Give me three more years and I'll be shitting all over you and laughing all the way to the bank. And why o WHY would I (or anyone) work with someone with such a bad attitude as yours? Guess you are unaware of the principle of humility, and those that come across as arrogant as you are usually, almost always, are hiding their insecurities and attacking lest they be attacked. Quite sad, really. I suggest therapy.

MetaMan does not play well with others. MetaMan needs to stop BASHING other people in an attempt to make hmself NOT feel like the wasted, uselss, tired and sad old fart he comes across as.

2 cents. You are now on ignore so whatever dude.

Next!

who the fuck are you again? and why are you poking your nose in this thread?

why am i even responding to you useless idiots.

MetaMan 05-02-2010 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17095864)
Know what dude? I wouldn't work with YOU based on your arrogance, obvious over-medication, ridiculous high opinion of yourself and your obvious anger issues. YOU went off on someone seeking designers, and went APESHIT for no reason.

Dude, if you're 'the man' and 'so damn good' - which you may be - but don't start saying you're BETTER than everyone, or that my shit is crap. LOL Dude, Mister Peabody IS a brand, you fucktard, one I created and built from scratch. And guess the fuck WHAT? Mister Peabody World is sixteen months old. We started with $0. Now we're earning over $30,000 a month in revenue, and growing. How many other 'start-ups' can claim this? I should be on fucking Oprah. I'm an American Success Story, brother.

So fuck off, big talker. Give me three more years and I'll be shitting all over you and laughing all the way to the bank. And why o WHY would I (or anyone) work with someone with such a bad attitude as yours? Guess you are unaware of the principle of humility, and those that come across as arrogant as you are usually, almost always, are hiding their insecurities and attacking lest they be attacked. Quite sad, really. I suggest therapy.

MetaMan does not play well with others. MetaMan needs to stop BASHING other people in an attempt to make hmself NOT feel like the wasted, uselss, tired and sad old fart he comes across as.

2 cents. You are now on ignore so whatever dude.

Next!

nice spam though bro! cool stuff! :thumbsup

MetaMan 05-02-2010 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17095870)
Exactly, I know that's pro's site cause there was a thread made about it and it was only a year ago.

says the guy who posts random things about people in every thread from years ago. i know whos brother you are on here. and to me it is HILARIOUS! but good job bro! :thumbsup

MetaMan 05-02-2010 11:00 AM

o gawd here comes fletchxxx too lets hear him talk about how he is such a saint and how eating meat is so bad and that we are all evil people.

im gone ill let you people bash me behind my back you do it to eachother all day long already. but im the bad guy HILARIOUS!

Sly 05-02-2010 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17095847)
Some of these people are still dragging around that pic of me in a dress from 8 years ago... lol

Well that's for personal pleasure reasons.

Amputate Your Head 05-02-2010 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17095920)
Well that's for personal pleasure reasons.

That's why I had 4 years of therapy. Oh the nightmares....

The Porn Nerd 05-02-2010 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17095878)
For the record, I appreciate, admire, & learn something new all the time from the work of my colleagues & competition. All of them. The good, bad & the ugly. (queue Clint Eastwood background movie music). I probably don't say it enough.

I'm not the best in the world, there is always someone out there that can kick your ass, no matter what you do. But I strive to be the best at what I do and provide the best service I can for my clients. That's all I can do. :2 cents:


Excellent and well said! I think this is what upset me most about MetaMan's obvious late-night drug-fueled rants. I'm 'special' in that, to me, what I've accomplished is fairly miraculous. But I know there are many, many, many on here (and not on here, but in the biz) who have similar success stories. I admire those who have worked their tail off in an industry and at a time when everything appears to be heading in the wrong financial directions.

So i come on here to, yes, do business, but to also learn. I try and contribute whatever lessons I myself may have picked up along the way, and i think some of it is valuable, but mostly I defer to those with more experience and success under their belts.

EXCEPT when said people go apeshit and start attacking people for no reason (other than either drugs, a chemical inbalance in their brain, insanely low self-esteem or worse). Then I lash out a little. LOL But mostly I try and do/be what you said, AmputateYourHead. Learn, defer, contribute where appropriate, and not be extraordinarily judgemental about another webmaster's 'situation' cause, chances are, I know NOTHING about that webmaster's "situation".

There are all kinds here on GFY - pros, semi-pros, hobbyists, surfers, etc etc. And people from all aspects of the biz - hosting, design, coding, affiliates, programs, etc. So we should all try to learn from each other, when possible, and not lash out or prop yourself up in an attempt to appear 'better' or 'more successful' than others.

Lastly, you gotta ask yourself two things when it comes to MetaMan's rants:

1. If he hates all of us so much why is he on GFY in the first place?
2. Is he trying to convince US he's great, or himself?

Serge Litehead 05-02-2010 11:26 AM

AMP, how about changing your custom title to "clinically stable"? ;)

I may not agree with Meta's tone, but he has some ring of truth at the start of this thread, we designers don't get best treatment, many times its demands demands demands and "why so expensive" type of questions. some of you guys think we are some peanut slaves - much respect huh? - you can resell your content or sell it multiple times in your members, we can't resell your designs
I'm not complaining much, I have good client base, but some of you guys are nuts if you think couple hundred bux is sufficient to cover week/s worth of work

The Porn Nerd 05-02-2010 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by holograph (Post 17095996)
AMP, how about changing your custom title to "clinically stable"? ;)

I may not agree with Meta's tone, but he has some ring of truth at the start of this thread, we designers don't get best treatment, many times its demands demands demands and "why so expensive" type of questions. some of you guys think we are some peanut slaves - much respect huh? - you can resell your content or sell it multiple times in your members, we can't resell your designs
you think its worth our time work on 25 dollar gallery?
I'm not complaining much, I have good client base, but some of you guys are nuts if you think couple hundred bux is sufficient to cover week/s worth of work

I hear ya Bro, i really do. And if MetaMan's 'tone' wasn't so ultra-douschebaggery I would've agreed with some of his points. While many of you will laff yer asses OFF - especially you designers - but I designed some of my most successful websites (Sexxy Brandon, MILF Mia and Fellucia Blow). So I understand "the process" of design, and how maddening it can be.

Having said that, you can contact the three or four designers I've hired here on GFY and they will ALL tell you that I paid immmediately, and well, sometimes even over-paying and bumping up myself their quoted prices 'cause I didn't they were fair to the designer. Does this make me rare? Maybe. It also makes me a great fucking client!

But what you say is 100% true, sadly. Many people 'take advantage' or are all about the 'best deal' and nickel-and-diming you to death. Not cool. Understandable, from a certain point of view, but ultimately not cool. I feel for the designers, as my posts in this thread should show. :)


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