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Poindexterity 05-05-2010 10:30 PM

slip him some acid, take his wallet and put him on a bus to another city

will76 05-05-2010 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stereolab (Post 17111881)
i would expect that to be the case if there was an assault or something serious. should off duty cops also pull people over for speeding in their unmarked cars?


are you really comparing smoking weed to speeding ? :warning :upsidedow

as much as the people here who smokes weed thinks it is no big deal, as far as the law in the US is concerned its a little higher up the list than parking tickets and speeding.

most cops in unmarked cars while on duty wont stop you for speeding. However weed is a big enough crime that on duty or off unless you know the cop real well or he doesn't give a shit about his job, he is going to bust you for it.

Machete_ 05-05-2010 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 17111561)
Fuck the police, I hate them all

you mad because they harass your immigrant ass?

Ayla_SquareTurtle 05-05-2010 11:22 PM

It's well within his rights to be a vigilant anti-drug crusader 24 hours a day if that's what he wants, but that doesn't mean people have to hang out with him or be understanding about it while he does it. Ya dig? :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17111798)
you people are truly stupid. The dumbest comments of this entire thread is that a cop works 9-5 and is suppose to be " cool " the rest of time when people break the law.

morons.


stereolab 05-05-2010 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17111971)
are you really comparing smoking weed to speeding ? :warning :upsidedow

as much as the people here who smokes weed thinks it is no big deal, as far as the law in the US is concerned its a little higher up the list than parking tickets and speeding.

most cops in unmarked cars while on duty wont stop you for speeding. However weed is a big enough crime that on duty or off unless you know the cop real well or he doesn't give a shit about his job, he is going to bust you for it.

speeding is a far FAR bigger public safety issue than some people smoking cannabis in their own home. now if they drive under the influence, that's another story.

and yes, it is still a federal crime to possess, cultivate, traffic etc cannabis. but at least in my state, you can get a card for 70 bucks a year and go to any of the 1000s of dispensaries that have popped up in the last couple years. you can grow it, sell it, smoke it legally. some localities have tried to set local ordinances, but those don't hold up in court, because the law (in effect since the mid 90s) says nothing about limits.

if a cop busted me for having weed in my car today, i would win the case without a fight. and more states are doing this all the time.

and why not, really? why is it cool to have liquor and cigarettes freely available -like - EVERYWHERE but for some reason this plant is considered as dangerous as heroin or cocaine? that's preposterous.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-05-2010 11:34 PM

how the fuck did this turn into a legalization debate again?

will76 05-05-2010 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stereolab (Post 17112003)
speeding is a far FAR bigger public safety issue than some people smoking cannabis in their own home. now if they drive under the influence, that's another story.

and yes, it is still a federal crime to possess, cultivate, traffic etc cannabis. but at least in my state, you can get a card for 70 bucks a year and go to any of the 1000s of dispensaries that have popped up in the last couple years. you can grow it, sell it, smoke it legally. some localities have tried to set local ordinances, but those don't hold up in court, because the law (in effect since the mid 90s) says nothing about limits.

if a cop busted me for having weed in my car today, i would win the case without a fight. and more states are doing this all the time.

and why not, really? why is it cool to have liquor and cigarettes freely available -like - EVERYWHERE but for some reason this plant is considered as dangerous as heroin or cocaine? that's preposterous.

im not debating if weed is a big deal or not, I am explaining why a police officer thinks it is (because of our laws) whether you agree with it or not. Im guessing you need a medical reason to have weed which in that case it would be legal and fine. What is being talked about here is people doing it illegally.

let me guess you a weed smoker ?

stereolab 05-06-2010 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17112023)
im not debating if weed is a big deal or not, I am explaining why a police officer thinks it is (because of our laws) whether you agree with it or not. Im guessing you need a medical reason to have weed which in that case it would be legal and fine. What is being talked about here is people doing it illegally.

let me guess you a weed smoker ?

you're right. i went off topic. sorry for the threadjack.

but no way would i invite that guy to a party. invite him and family over for dinner or something separately.

BAKO 05-06-2010 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by KrisH (Post 17111978)
you mad because they harass your immigrant ass?


who let the troll out :1orglaugh

lazycash 05-06-2010 12:47 AM

This sounds like one big conspiracy.

LoveSandra 05-06-2010 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17111418)
Easy solution.

Ask the cop to bring the weed. Then if he want's to bust you for smoking it you can turn him in for supplying it. :winkwink:

:pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 05-06-2010 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stereolab (Post 17111881)
i would expect that to be the case if there was an assault or something serious. should off duty cops also pull people over for speeding in their unmarked cars?

a cop is a cop 24 hours a day. Isnt it their policy to get involved even in off duty? Maybe not for speeding, but if they see crime, I believe they can act.

seeandsee 05-06-2010 03:40 AM

just dont hangout with him anymore

Fletch XXX 05-06-2010 03:47 AM

a quick google search says off duty cops can still issue tickets etc... I always assumed it was part of being a cop. Its not a 9-5 its 24 hours

Phoenix 05-06-2010 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by KillerK (Post 17111895)
I thought you were more into this shit below, and he might not be cool with that?


http://www.thedctraveler.com/files/2...jp-ireland.jpg

thats funny...i dont know you...and i dont care to know you anymore


no im not into that shit...i havent touched it in years:321GFY

Phoenix 05-06-2010 06:25 AM

will76

this is a guy asking to come hang out with us...lol

and im canadian...not american

RaiderCash_Dominik 05-06-2010 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by kaori (Post 17111768)
I know around here, they have regular drug tests, and polygraph tests every couple of years...
he probably actually would lose his job if he didn't bust you... probably just his asshole way of warning you to be careful...

Yep. I have 2 cops and one detective playing on my team and that’s what they said to me when we had a party at our house. Kinda as a joke, but I got the message.

Ross 05-06-2010 07:10 AM

Best hope he doesn't find out when your next party is and get all pissed at you for not inviting him, then have a few of his on patrol buddies drop by and bust you all anyway.

will76 05-06-2010 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17112673)
will76

this is a guy asking to come hang out with us...lol

and im canadian...not american

if you really want to do the right thing and give him an honest, mature response I would tell him this.

Hey, I really enjoy hanging out with you and like being friends but some of my other friends who come over to my house have been known from time to time to smoke weed. I wouldn't want to put you into a situation where you could potentially be around people doing that and it affect your job or get you in any kind of trouble. (reword that into your own words with the same point). See how he responds, he will either say " thanks for thinking of me " and he will stop asking to hang out with you at your house with the other people there or " its ok just tell them to not do it in front of me" or " Im going to raid your house next time you have a party :1orglaugh It will likely be one of the first two .

Phoenix 05-06-2010 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17112810)
if you really want to do the right thing and give him an honest, mature response I would tell him this.

Hey, I really enjoy hanging out with you and like being friends but some of my other friends who come over to my house have been known from time to time to smoke weed. I wouldn't want to put you into a situation where you could potentially be around people doing that and it affect your job or get you in any kind of trouble. (reword that into your own words with the same point). See how he responds, he will either say " thanks for thinking of me " and he will stop asking to hang out with you at your house with the other people there or " its ok just tell them to not do it in front of me" or " Im going to raid your house next time you have a party :1orglaugh It will likely be one of the first two .

yeah thats what im thinking..we treat him like hes a kid

he cant see it, know about it or smell it.

hes at one house..we go to garage of another house..then come back..everyone washes their hands and takes a breathmint

then hes fine...and everyone else is fine :)

u-Bob 05-06-2010 07:22 AM

Don't invite him....

Jman 05-06-2010 07:31 AM

Hummm by not inviting him you are telling him some night there is drug in your house... I'd go see my doctor, get a medical maryjane card and only have the amount legal at your house.

This guy seems to be a dickhead so better safe then sorry.

JamesK 05-06-2010 07:31 AM

I made a small playlist for you for when he comes over:














BestXXXPorn 05-06-2010 07:36 AM

His statement about arresting anyone smoking weed even in his off time says, to me, two main things:

1) He's close-minded and can't see that all evidence points towards marijuana being harmless... especially when compared against every other drug.

2) He never leaves his job behind so he's one of those guys that thinks he IS the law rather than an "enforcer" of the law.

These two things mean to me... I might have a good time associating with him once in a while but he's no friend of mine... He can stay an acquaintance :P

will76 05-06-2010 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 17112845)

This guy seems to be a dickhead so better safe then sorry.


I am not a big lover of the police. But why is this guy a dickhead? He is a high ranking official and him just being at a party with drugs and him NOT doing anything would get him into a lot of trouble if not fired if it got out. Besides the fact the police are suppose to do their job 24/7. If you don't like the laws take it up with the law makers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn (Post 17112868)
His statement about arresting anyone smoking weed even in his off time says, to me, two main things:

1) He's close-minded and can't see that all evidence points towards marijuana being harmless... especially when compared against every other drug.

2) He never leaves his job behind so he's one of those guys that thinks he IS the law rather than an "enforcer" of the law.

These two things mean to me... I might have a good time associating with him once in a while but he's no friend of mine... He can stay an acquaintance :P

You people have a warped sense of what being a police officer is.

" He can't see the evidence that weed is harmless" , wtf ?? his not a judge, his job is to not decide which laws to enforce or not. He is a police officer, his enforces the laws, not make them.

"He never leaves the job behind" ???? he is a police officer, they are police officers 24/7. Especially the higher up they are. We not talking about a meter maid who gives parking tickets 9-5 M-F coming over to your house at 9pm on a saturday night and on her way into your party she starts writing tickets for the cars parked out front your house.

btw, you #1 and #2 contradicted themselves. In #1 you want him to be the law and decide which laws are ok or not to enforce bases on what drugs you think are harmless. and in #2 you saying he thinks he is the "law" and doesn't enforce the law.


I know its cool to hate cops, they are all assholes, until you need one. I wonder how many of you who hate them are the first to call up one you know to try to get out of something.

Platinumpimp 05-06-2010 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17111479)
that is totally doable by me

but its about 5-6 other people who always want to smoke one after a few beers

Yea well, when they are your guests, maybe they should think about the hosts also. They can smoke pot and weed all day long if they want?

Poindexterity 05-06-2010 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17112816)
yeah thats what im thinking..we treat him like hes a kid

he cant see it, know about it or smell it.

hes at one house..we go to garage of another house..then come back..everyone washes their hands and takes a breathmint

then hes fine...and everyone else is fine :)

are you really going to be happy as a grown ass man, sneaking around like a 16 year old just cause some cocksmoker at your has authority issues?

JP-pornshooter 05-06-2010 09:46 AM

i think all he is saying is that it would be best if he wasnt put in a situation where people are doing illegal activities in front of him.. so if people are likely to smoke illegal weed, then perhaps they can go out back.
as a cop obviously he doesnt want to be implicated in a drug party..

DamianJ 05-06-2010 10:31 AM

At college I used to buy weed from a policeman. Several times he weighed it up in front of me in uniform. Very surreal.

quiet 05-06-2010 11:14 AM

around 5 years ago i was at a party a couple hours from Whistler. hanging out, having some drinks. this guy totally latches on to me. i don't know anyone there other than my gf, so i'm like okay some guy trying to be friendly, no biggie (maybe a little bit weird though, so i'm playing it safe). he's all into my 911, loves cars, we go out with our drinks and just start it up, all good. come back into the house, and my gf is smoking a joint out on the patio. dude FREAKS the fuck out. grabs it out of her mouth and throws it on the ground. i was half a second away from punching him in the back of the head when his gf grabs my arm and tells me he's rcmp. i was very lucky. anyway, he started yelling at his gf about bringing him into these situations, and then stormed off, drunk, in to his car. trippy experience.

Agent 488 05-06-2010 11:22 AM

i am too paranoid. fuck that.

Jerry's Intensity 05-06-2010 11:23 AM

Do not mess with pacman.

Do not mess with people who are friends of pacman.

Jesus man, think.

quantum-x 05-06-2010 11:27 AM

Odd. I know in France that cops here are NOT legally obligated to arrest friends/etc for low level crimes (such as weed, etc) - so they can actually have a social life.

minddust 05-06-2010 11:27 AM

No, no. *shakes head*

Troubles. As much trouble as somebody with a vagina.

dav3 05-06-2010 03:30 PM

Cops aren't retarded. They realize that pot isn't a big deal like harder 'drugs'. Hell, if you get pulled over and are honest that you have some weed on you, they will probably just dump, smash it with their foot and send you on your way. If you lie or are an ass about it, then they will fuck you.

Cops hate liars.

Some cops are super-fucking-cool off duty. Others are militant assholes.

I've hung out with a few that know I smoked weed, they didn't give a shit. A deputy sheriff that I knew seen me parked in a gas station parking lot while my friend went in and pissed. I was in the driver's seat and drunk off my fucking ass (I know it was fucking retarded of me). He came up to my window and said hey, then realized I was shitfaced and just laughed about it and walked away. Some cops are cool as hell.

epitome 05-06-2010 03:50 PM

Tell him that if he turns his head for the weed smoking, you'll turn your head when he drives home drunk.

In all seriousness, if the guy is high up, he has a lot more pressure on him. He can't exactly tell his boys not to bust a party he's at and there is no guarantee it won't be busted.

Discretion goes far with many cops; they're fine if they know, they only have to act if they see.

bushwacker 05-06-2010 04:07 PM

Surely your pot head friends can put the herb down for a few hours. :pimp

alias 05-06-2010 04:13 PM

Cops can be cool, don't hate, be normal. Just don't be a pothead faggot that day. Problem solved & you have a friend on the force.

fatfoo 05-06-2010 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17111411)
smoke the herb
no big deal

No big deal you say, but there was a news article posted earlier describing a SWAT team breaking into a house to seize illegal pot.

V_RocKs 05-06-2010 04:36 PM

A cop came to one of my poker parties and he let me know that the pot smokers were getting on his nerves. He was considering making a call... I reminded him that gambling is illegal...


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