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SpongeBub 05-22-2010 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 17165061)
Actually what I want to know is why at this point are we letting BP still try to handle this. The Army Core Engineers should be on this by now as it's major disaster for the entire gulf coastal area and likely many more places with-in another month.

Fuck BP, blame them later, the shit needs to get fixed if BP can't do it then the govt needs to step in already.

I thought the same thing until I read today that it is against the law for the goevernment to take over the effort to fix the leaks. Can you believe that? Sad but true - our insipid lawmakers passed a law sometime in the past that made it illegal for the government to take over a situation like this. So we get to watch the entire Gulf Coast slowly destroyed while BP fingers its own asshole.

Do you guys remember back in the late 80s, or maybe early 90s, when the COO of Exxon was kidnapped by a couple, shot in the arm in the driveway of his mansion, put into a small coffin-like wooden box and stashed in a U-Rent-It for several days. He got to spend 3 days suffering horrible pain, laying in his own shit and piss, until he finally died alone in that box. The bumbling kidnappers were my heroes then (I don't forget Exxon Valdez) and I believe it is high time someone emulated that plan with the current BP upper managerment.

crockett 05-22-2010 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17165180)
I thought the same thing until I read today that it is against the law for the goevernment to take over the effort to fix the leaks. Can you believe that? Sad but true - our insipid lawmakers passed a law sometime in the past that made it illegal for the government to take over a situation like this. So we get to watch the entire Gulf Coast slowly destroyed while BP fingers its own asshole.

Do you guys remember back in the late 80s, or maybe early 90s, when the COO of Exxon was kidnapped by a couple, shot in the arm in the driveway of his mansion, put into a small coffin-like wooden box and stashed in a U-Rent-It for several days. He got to spend 3 days suffering horrible pain, laying in his own shit and piss, until he finally died alone in that box. The bumbling kidnappers were my heroes then (I don't forget Exxon Valdez) and I believe it is high time someone emulated that plan with the current BP upper managerment.

That's pretty insane if that's the case on it being against the law for the govt to step in. I don't have a clue how they can possibly justify doing nothing while BP obviously can't fix it.

As far as the other thing.. I'm quite certain this kind of major disaster will be enough to set off some of a crazies in the various environmentalist movements. Nothing wrong with protecting the environment mind you but some of those guys are fruit cakes.

Helix 05-22-2010 06:33 PM

Shove a giant tampon in the pipe.

Ethersync 05-22-2010 06:38 PM

There is nothing the government can do that BP is not doing already.

Helix 05-22-2010 06:41 PM

I have been on GFY too long. Everytime I see "BP" I think of BoneProne.

GregE 05-22-2010 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 17165247)
As far as the other thing.. I'm quite certain this kind of major disaster will be enough to set off some of a crazies in the various environmentalist movements.

Or perhaps one of the thousands who will lose their livelihoods and quite possibly their shirts because of this shit. The word crazy is a subjective term.

SomeCreep 05-22-2010 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17163465)
I feel like becoming an eco-terrorist!

Someone better act ......

WASHINGTON ? Facing a growing furor over the monthlong Gulf of Mexico oil spill, the White House Friday named two environmentalists to lead a presidential commission investigating the disaster.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20...latchy/3512921


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BP doesn't give two shits about the ecosystem. They're a fortune 500 company, which means they only care about their bottom line. Sure, part of their business is PR control, but that's just politics.

Agent 488 05-22-2010 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 17165247)
That's pretty insane if that's the case on it being against the law for the govt to step in. I don't have a clue how they can possibly justify doing nothing while BP obviously can't fix it.

As far as the other thing.. I'm quite certain this kind of major disaster will be enough to set off some of a crazies in the various environmentalist movements. Nothing wrong with protecting the environment mind you but some of those guys are fruit cakes.

"enviro crazies" are the least of their worries. some mom and pop who are watching their whole lives destroyed by oil are going to be the ones to watch.

bronco67 05-22-2010 08:24 PM

There's a block in my neighborhood that has a BP station on one corner, and a Shell directly across the street. One was busy, the other was not. Coincidence?


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