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ThunderBalls 06-06-2010 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17222170)

If you knew me personally you would know I am not lying. I have never lost in a BJ session ... and, THAT'S A FACT. Whether anyone believes it or not does not bother me one iota. I know the facts.

Unless you have only played a few sessions what you're claiming is mathematically impossible. Even at a 2% advantage over the house (which is improbable, closer to 1%) means that if you flipped a coin 100 times you would win 52 out of 48 of those times. Its the same as saying you know people that are 300 years old.

MetaMan 06-06-2010 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17222227)
And, if you want it more EXACT. I probably played an average of 1-2 times a month. Some months none if our band was playing in an area with no casinos. I was not a fanatic player ... and I did NOT make my lifes earning playing BJ. I owned several retail storefronts from party stores to rare coin/gold/silver/jewelry stores. Did very well in retail throughout the years when I wasn't on the road playing music.

Now, anything more exact you want to know????

ok lets do the math even on the low end 1(times per month)x12(months)x8(years) = 96 times played.

so you are 96-0 in blackjack.

1 more question:

did you eat a bowl of shit for breakfast because you are full of it.

Jon Oso 06-06-2010 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus (Post 17222154)
This whole post is a big bowl of wrong!

1. What anyone else does at a table means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to your hand. It's basic math. Argue it all you want but its like arguing creationism vs evolution. One side has firm science behind it and one has gut opinion.

2. You claim you play basic strategy yet always stick on 6's no matter what the dealer shows?? Always hit soft 15? :helpme

You're telling me that if the dealer is showing a 6, seat 1 has a 14, I have a 13 and the guy next to me has a 15 and seat 1 hits taking the dealers bust card, me and seat 3 stay (right thing to do) and the dealer draws a 5 then that doesn't effect my outcome?

Just asking. Maybe I don't understand how other people playing like fucking idiots doesn't effect my hand.

Yes, I claim basic strategy and I stay on 16s, after playing a LOT of hard 16 hands and it seems I ALWAYS bust no matter what. It's not an emotion it's just how it is. I always double soft 15.

Ethersync 06-06-2010 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17222239)
You're telling me that if the dealer is showing a 6, seat 1 has a 14, I have a 13 and the guy next to me has a 15 and seat 1 hits taking the dealers bust card, me and seat 3 stay (right thing to do) and the dealer draws a 5 then that doesn't effect my outcome?

Just asking. Maybe I don't understand how other people playing like fucking idiots doesn't effect my hand.

Yes, I claim basic strategy and I stay on 16s, after playing a LOT of hard 16 hands and it seems I ALWAYS bust no matter what. It's not an emotion it's just how it is. I always double soft 15.

Learn this: http://www.blackjackinfo.com/bjbse.php

:2 cents:

jerryb 06-06-2010 12:34 PM

If I thought it was worth my time I would challenge ANY of you to a blackjack game with you being the house. But, like the comedians on the Comedy Channel say.

You can't fix STUPID.

ThunderBalls 06-06-2010 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17222239)
You're telling me that if the dealer is showing a 6, seat 1 has a 14, I have a 13 and the guy next to me has a 15 and seat 1 hits taking the dealers bust card, me and seat 3 stay (right thing to do) and the dealer draws a 5 then that doesn't effect my outcome?

On that particular hand it effects the outcome, but odds are not determined by one hand, they are based on averages of thousands of hands. The next time with your scenario the dealer draws a completely different card.

Barefootsies 06-06-2010 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17222239)
Yes, I claim basic strategy and I stay on 16s, after playing a LOT of hard 16 hands and it seems I ALWAYS bust no matter what.

Keep in mind that there are different ways to play IMHO in regards to the rules as others have said. Although not everyone agrees on this, or some ONLY PLAY on a SHOE.

When I play on an automatic shuffler, I will stand on a hard 16. If I am playing at a SHOE then I will hit that same 16. This is also taking into account 4 decks versus 6. Where I will also play single deck differently to some degree.

ThunderBalls 06-06-2010 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17222255)
If I thought it was worth my time I would challenge ANY of you to a blackjack game with you being the house. But, like the comedians on the Comedy Channel say.

You can't fix STUPID.

My thoughts exactly.

Jon Oso 06-06-2010 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17222192)
Totally agree ... a whole bowl of wrong there. :(

Since you know everything, instead of telling everyone they're wrong why don't you explain WHY.

All you're doing is saying "Pay $35 for my book and you'll see what I'm saying."

That'd be like someone asking for directions and then being asked to pay for them after being told how GREAT the directions are.

Problem is, your book is probably like all the "Make your penis 5 feet longer and cum skittles and rainbows!" ads out there. Sounds awesome and the pictures look convincing, but are complete and utter garbage.

Jon Oso 06-06-2010 12:42 PM

If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I just want someone to post proof and correct me. I'm man enough I can admit when I'm totally fucking wrong but no one has given examples (to me at least) of how I'm wrong.

jerryb 06-06-2010 12:55 PM

What really funny to me is. I played maybe 50-100 times. During the time I knew Bill he played 1000's of times. He played for around 40 years. Yes, at first, and he will admit it, he lost and won back and forth. But as he honed his knowledge of the game and saw the stupid things people were doing he created a super method of playing. He was on the road but had a wife and 5 kids at home. Every week I was associated with him he mailed several 1000 dollars home to them for his retirement and their welfare. I personally never saw Bill leave a table a loser. And I watched him during 100's and 100's of sessions. He just never lost. That's why I had him teach me what to do, when to hit, when to stay, when to split, when to double, etc etc.

Nothing, and I mean absolutely NOTHING, any other player does affects how you play. It is solely YOU against the house whether there is 3 players or 7 players. Your hand is totally independent and has no relevance to other players hitting or not hitting.

The deck, or shoe, is independent to each player.

Ethersync 06-06-2010 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17222280)
If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. I just want someone to post proof and correct me. I'm man enough I can admit when I'm totally fucking wrong but no one has given examples (to me at least) of how I'm wrong.

You want an example of why you should not stay on a 16 always? :error

Deej 06-06-2010 01:02 PM

of course the amount of people and where you are at the table matters. Yes, how they play effects you.

Betting methods dont effect different people the same. You cant judge methods. You can judge players.

That answers your original post

ThunderBalls 06-06-2010 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17222301)
What really funny to me is. I played maybe 50-100 times. During the time I knew Bill he played 1000's of times. He played for around 40 years. Yes, at first, and he will admit it, he lost and won back and forth. But as he honed his knowledge of the game and saw the stupid things people were doing he created a super method of playing. He was on the road but had a wife and 5 kids at home. Every week I was associated with him he mailed several 1000 dollars home to them for his retirement and their welfare. I personally never saw Bill leave a table a loser. And I watched him during 100's and 100's of sessions. He just never lost. That's why I had him teach me what to do, when to hit, when to stay, when to split, when to double, etc etc.

Nothing, and I mean absolutely NOTHING, any other player does affects how you play. It is solely YOU against the house whether there is 3 players or 7 players. Your hand is totally independent and has no relevance to other players hitting or not hitting.

The deck, or shoe, is independent to each player.


Yea, I know a guy too that everytime he put a quarter in a slot machine he won the jackpot.....everytime over a period of 50 years. Did I mention I'm selling his book showing his foolproof method for only $29.95?

Ethersync 06-06-2010 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17221741)
I have never lost at Casino Blackjack using Bill Zygots method of playing. It's easy to beat the house odds. Rule #1 makes the odds 'almost' even. Common sense after that turns it into your favor. Those stating that 'you cannot beat the house in blackjack' are definately not right. Period.

http://www.babcockpublishing.com/blackjack/index.htm

You use a hit counter for your unit sales total?

"Total books shipped as of Sunday June 06, 2010 63,150. Why not join the winners circle now?"

:1orglaugh

Atticus 06-06-2010 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17222313)
of course the amount of people and where you are at the table matters. Yes, how they play effects you.

Betting methods dont effect different people the same. You cant judge methods. You can judge players.

That answers your original post

No they dont and no you cant. You're flat out wrong. Its not an opinion, its not a theory. IT'S MATH! The only thing that affects the outcome of the game is how YOU play. If you play basic strategy the house has roughly a 2% edge. If you count cards it turns the egde to the player (1.5% roughly).

Ethersync 06-06-2010 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17222313)
of course the amount of people and where you are at the table matters.

Actually, no. It does not.

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17222313)
Yes, how they play effects you.

Yes, but if they play correctly or incorrectly does not matter at all. You are affected equally regardless of the talent of the players on the table with you.

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17222313)
Betting methods dont effect different people the same.

Say, what?

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17222313)
You cant judge methods.

My method involves the use of forest spirits and gypsy tears and you have to buy my book to learn it! DON'T JUDGE ME! :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17222313)
You can judge players.

Agreed.

ThunderBalls 06-06-2010 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17222332)
You use a hit counter for your unit sales total?

"Total books shipped as of Sunday June 06, 2010 63,150. Why not join the winners circle now?"

:1orglaugh

To funny, never trust someone that says 'I have no reason to lie'. :1orglaugh

Atticus 06-06-2010 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17222239)
You're telling me that if the dealer is showing a 6, seat 1 has a 14, I have a 13 and the guy next to me has a 15 and seat 1 hits taking the dealers bust card, me and seat 3 stay (right thing to do) and the dealer draws a 5 then that doesn't effect my outcome?

Just asking. Maybe I don't understand how other people playing like fucking idiots doesn't effect my hand.

Yes, I claim basic strategy and I stay on 16s, after playing a LOT of hard 16 hands and it seems I ALWAYS bust no matter what. It's not an emotion it's just how it is. I always double soft 15.


Yes, in your first example, it does affect your outcome. But player 1 just as easily could have pulled a 5 and then the dealer pulled the bust card. It's an avg over time. People just get emotional over the loss and remember the time player 1 took the bust card. They conveniently forget when the newb stayed on 15 against a dealer face and pulled a 6. Then the dealer turns over a 5 and the next card out is a face. The point is people playing like fucking idiots affects your outcome both positively and negatively.

And basic strategy is not staying on 16's or always doubling soft 15's. By altering the math with these two scenarios your negatively affecting your % win chance.

And ironically enough when you stay on 16 against a dealer face the player next to you thinks you're the fucking idiot and might be affecting their outcome (which you're not).

Jon Oso 06-06-2010 02:03 PM

Everyone I've sat down with has just said "Play consistent and I won't get mad." Most people I've played with has said they don't hit hard 16's.

I didn't create the game, all I know is how I play and how I was taught to play. Frankly I look at the dealer a lot and in AZ they will give you a stupid look if you're making a stupid call, or they'll ask you if you're sure. Which is kind of funny but also can be helpful sometimes.

Jon Oso 06-06-2010 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17222301)

Nothing, and I mean absolutely NOTHING, any other player does affects how you play. It is solely YOU against the house whether there is 3 players or 7 players. Your hand is totally independent and has no relevance to other players hitting or not hitting.

The deck, or shoe, is independent to each player.

Okay, so I can agree that nothing any other player does has an affect on how you play. But it does have an affect on the OUTCOME of the hand if there is anyone other than you at the table.

Deej 06-06-2010 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus (Post 17222335)
No they dont and no you cant. You're flat out wrong. Its not an opinion, its not a theory. IT'S MATH! The only thing that affects the outcome of the game is how YOU play. If you play basic strategy the house has roughly a 2% edge. If you count cards it turns the egde to the player (1.5% roughly).

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Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17222342)
Actually, no. It does not.



Yes, but if they play correctly or incorrectly does not matter at all. You are affected equally regardless of the talent of the players on the table with you.



Say, what?



My method involves the use of forest spirits and gypsy tears and you have to buy my book to learn it! DON'T JUDGE ME! :1orglaugh



Agreed.

based on your cards alone compared to the dealer you guys are right.

But once 1st or 2nd base steals your high card when your sitting 3rd.... it most certainly DOES effect your play...

you can cry math all you want... but thats head to head... once you introduce others and they screw or help you in your hand... your math becomes logistics and statistics...

Even MIT lost some nights...

Barefootsies 06-06-2010 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17222443)
Okay, so I can agree that nothing any other player does has an affect on how you play. But it does have an affect on the OUTCOME of the hand if there is anyone other than you at the table.

Keep in mind that Black Jack is a game of patience.

So what effects one hand one way, could effect the next hand another way. By that I mean, someone could play a hand bad and you win the hand, or not bust out. Then next time could have the opposite effect.

It's over the long haul in BJ that matters.

Ethersync 06-06-2010 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17222443)
Okay, so I can agree that nothing any other player does has an affect on how you play. But it does have an affect on the OUTCOME of the hand if there is anyone other than you at the table.

You are equally affected by what all players do at the table, but it does not matter one iota if they play perfect basic strategy or do stupid things like always stay on hard 16s. The skill level of the players at your table does not affect you. End of story.

chronig 06-06-2010 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17222003)
All I can say friend to that comment is ... KEEP LOSING. When I do play, which is seldom anymore, I'll enjoy your money. :thumbsup

Someone get this senile idiot out of here. :uhoh :disgust

Atticus 06-06-2010 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17222458)
based on your cards alone compared to the dealer you guys are right.

But once 1st or 2nd base steals your high card when your sitting 3rd.... it most certainly DOES effect your play...

you can cry math all you want... but thats head to head... once you introduce others and they screw or help you in your hand... your math becomes logistics and statistics...

Even MIT lost some nights...

It does affect your outcome, but it can affect it both positively or negatively. It doesnt affect your over all % win chance. Thus the other players at the table do not affect your chances of winning, no matter how they play. The only way that it could affect your overall win % outcome is if you let it and start playing based on gut instinct in reaction to the way they played their hand. Ie: You both had a 16 against a dealer 17 and they took a card and received a 4. You then decide to stand because they took a low card.

Ethersync 06-06-2010 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17222458)
But once 1st or 2nd base steals your high card when your sitting 3rd.... it most certainly DOES effect your play...

No one steals your cards. That is just silly.

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17222458)
you can cry math all you want... but thats head to head...

So math only is relevant when you are playing with yourself? :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17222458)
once you introduce others and they screw or help you in your hand... your math becomes logistics and statistics...

So if you sat at a table of Blackjack pros you would win more because they all played every hand correctly?

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17222458)
Even MIT lost some nights...

Only the old man claimed to be invincible. Everyone loses. You only have a slight advantage when you are playing perfectly (counting correct and perfect basic strategy) and you still WILL lose sometimes.

Barefootsies 06-06-2010 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus (Post 17222480)
It does affect your outcome, but it can affect it both positively or negatively. It doesnt affect your over all % win chance. Thus the other players at the table do not affect your chances of winning, no matter how they play. The only way that it could affect your overall win % outcome is if you let it and start playing based on gut instinct in reaction to the way they played their hand. Ie: You both had a 16 against a dealer 17 and they took a card and received a 4. You then decide to stand because they took a low card.

Well said fine sire.
:thumbsup

Deej 06-06-2010 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus (Post 17222480)
It does affect your outcome, but it can affect it both positively or negatively. It doesnt affect your over all % win chance. Thus the other players at the table do not affect your chances of winning, no matter how they play. The only way that it could affect your overall win % outcome is if you let it and start playing based on gut instinct in reaction to the way they played their hand. Ie: You both had a 16 against a dealer 17 and they took a card and received a 4. You then decide to stand because they took a low card.

perhaps i misunderstood the original post... because ill agree they dont effect your percentage on chance to win... unless youre a team.

I just meant that others' play can effect yours...

im out... poker is more entertaining...

jerryb 06-07-2010 03:44 AM

I thank all you doubters. Sold 21 books yesterday. Most daily sales this year. I wouldn't even imagine anyone from here was buying Bill's book. Nahhhhhhh.

Led Bill to this thread and he told me to just dump out of it so this will be my last post on the matter.

Bill also suggested we raise the price of the book to $99. He suggested that would eliminate 99% of the people on here from having the money to buy it. Am seriously considering raising the price.

So long LOSERS. And, for the ones that bought the book Good Luck and enjoy your winnings.

By the way ... don't lose face on here and come back and apologize for the stupid remarks you made to me. You wouldn't want people to think YOU was full of shit.

Bye bye.

Barefootsies 06-07-2010 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17223882)
Bill also suggested we raise the price of the book to $99. He suggested that would eliminate 99% of the people on here from having the money to buy it. Am seriously considering raising the price.

Maybe he can 'suggest' you play more golf, enjoy your millions, and play more bingo instead of hanging out on an adult webmaster board in your golden years?

Ethersync 06-07-2010 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17223882)
I thank all you doubters. Sold 21 books yesterday. Most daily sales this year. I wouldn't even imagine anyone from here was buying Bill's book. Nahhhhhhh.

Led Bill to this thread and he told me to just dump out of it so this will be my last post on the matter.

Bill also suggested we raise the price of the book to $99. He suggested that would eliminate 99% of the people on here from having the money to buy it. Am seriously considering raising the price.

So long LOSERS. And, for the ones that bought the book Good Luck and enjoy your winnings.

By the way ... don't lose face on here and come back and apologize for the stupid remarks you made to me. You wouldn't want people to think YOU was full of shit.

Bye bye.

If the book is so great why are you on an Adult Webmaster forum pimpin' it and not a Blackjack forum?

ThunderBalls 06-07-2010 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17223882)
I thank all you doubters. Sold 21 books yesterday.

Which was your whole purpose. Now please go fuck yourself :321GFY

Barefootsies 06-07-2010 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17224031)
If the book is so great why are you on an Adult Webmaster forum pimpin' it and not a Blackjack forum?

I wondered that same thing.

$5 submissions 06-07-2010 11:39 PM

My Dad is probably the only guy I know who ALMOST ALWAYS WINS at blackjack. I saw him play at the Venetian several years back. 20 hands. 1 loss. Crazy shit. He gets comped so much, he practically lives at the Rio and the Venetian.

Talk about stereotypical Asian male gamblers. LoL

As for me, I suck at poker, blackjack, roulette, you name it.

Jon Oso 06-07-2010 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jerryb (Post 17223882)
I thank all you doubters. Sold 21 books yesterday. Most daily sales this year. I wouldn't even imagine anyone from here was buying Bill's book. Nahhhhhhh.

Led Bill to this thread and he told me to just dump out of it so this will be my last post on the matter.

Bill also suggested we raise the price of the book to $99. He suggested that would eliminate 99% of the people on here from having the money to buy it. Am seriously considering raising the price.

So long LOSERS. And, for the ones that bought the book Good Luck and enjoy your winnings.

By the way ... don't lose face on here and come back and apologize for the stupid remarks you made to me. You wouldn't want people to think YOU was full of shit.

Bye bye.

All anyone had to do in this thread was order the book and paste all the valuable info on the board. :1orglaugh

Ethersync 06-08-2010 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17226877)
All anyone had to do in this thread was order the book and paste all the valuable info on the board. :1orglaugh

I guess the 21 people that bought it felt it was too valuable to share here :1orglaugh


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