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In my sunday paper the Parade magazine had an interesting article covering this very subject.:)

You can read it here: http://www.parade.com/news/2010/06/1...americans.html

Before europeans came the n atives sat around "discovering themselves" all day. Then the vikings, chinese, and spaniards cams and messed it all up with their guns, and germs, and speckled trout, and lederhosen, and now you get called a degenerate when you sit around and discover yourself.

Here's an interesting documentary on the theory that ice age Europeans may have been the first humans in America:

Full Playlist: https://youtube.com/view_play_lis...200DAB0C4521BB

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17241441)

According to Discovery HD here today. Columbus never made it to mainland North America. Divers discovered giant ships anchors from China that scientists dated back over 4,000 years.

I think the ones who "discovered" it came across the Bering Strait land bridge between what is now Russia and Alaska. That was more than 4,000 years ago - more like 15,000 years ago. They were the same race that would become the Mongols, from Mongolia obviously, which is now part of China, so same difference.

Inuits and Native Americans (north to south) have characteristics and DNA closely matching tribes from Asia. I mean, get a load of this map:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ca...leistocene.PNG

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Originally Posted by Hank_Heartland (Post 17242416)

I thought everyone knew that Spain had their ship anchors "made in China":helpme

That's worth of :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17241572)

You silly uneducated fuckwit! Everyone knows that dinosaurs never existed. God put fossils here to test our faith.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by acrylix (Post 17243167)

Here's an interesting documentary on the theory that ice age Europeans may have been the first humans in America:

Full Playlist: https://youtube.com/view_play_lis...200DAB0C4521BB

what i said :winkwink:

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 17241486)

People rode dinosaurs , right ?

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2...saur-Palin.jpg

^^^^ That pic is hot. Damn she is sexy!

Daisy dukes, bikinis on top

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Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17242512)

i thought the prevailing consensus was that humans made their way from the east across the bering strait and into what is now north america.

these people became the "indigenous" tribes and continued to move south into the americas.

so all of the cultures, american indians, mayans, aztecs, incans etc were descendants
of what we now call asia.

i think? heh...

Pangea, the reason the Mayans, the Sumerians and other ancient cultures had similar stories is because the continents were at one point whole. Columbus didn't discover America because those in the know knew there were these other continents but kept it from the masses. You know like how they would toss people in jail in Europe if they said anything other than the World was flat. Well those in control knew of course the World wasn't flat just as much as they knew of all of the other continents. They told the masses this to keep them from doing a little discovering of their own. They believed if they went too far they would fall off the face of the Earth.

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Originally Posted by AmigoPorn (Post 17241530)

The native Alaskans kinda look like Chinese, so who knows

It's kind of hard to deny that Native Americans were Asian descendants.