Oh Metaman, first the jews and now this... your on for a melt down buddy ;)

you gotta admit brit comedy is some of the best-
Brasseye
Monkey Dust
Red Dwarf
Black Adder
Monty Python
and i know i'm missing a ton of stuff but you get the point!

I expected england to win :(

Yeah.. Queen, Def Leppard, Radiohead, Oasis etc never were popular bands.

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huh i love the jews and the brits.

just think israel is huge problems and the british should clean themselves up. :thumbsup

agreed. 345678

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You have talked me into it, I'm heading down the road and hitting up "Catfish Dewey's" for some all you can eat catfish.

LOL, and the fucking downside is that it could be worse and we could be canadian?

damn good idea, i fukin love the catfish, wild though, not farm raised. and fried up like a mutha fucka.

been a while though

Lol gotta love ya MM taking on a whole country :)

In all due respect (lil British courtesy for ya :) ) I disagree tho,

Some of the best rock music ever came from GB.

And these 3:

Diana Rigg
Princess Diana
Abbie Cornish

3 gens of hotties :Graucho

And the courteous nature is charming in today's world.

I never miss a chance to suck up to a country :)

But true, I love the Brits. And for their population, pretty impressive.

Canada, US, GB.. we're on the same team. :)

From Europe's perspective Great Britain is the closest European to us.. and ya know what if the US could reach out, we'd pull you over and call you #52 after Puerto Rico (group hugs :) big US ego :) lol)

And I deserve a medal for spelling Puerto Rico right the first time :) That "Puerto" just doesn't come naturally to a northern yank. :)

I always put the i before a in "Britain" tho. :)

You were in Hockey this year. Doh :1orglaugh

you are over run by muslims who riot in your streets If you've ever left your block and been out to Vancouver its pretty much mostly Asian...so what's your point?

* They're everywhere and can't get rid of them

you havent had a popular rock band for 50 years. Oasis, Coldplay, Chemical Brothers, Radiohead...list goes on. And before you say nickleback, they're shit. Throaty rasping into a microphone isn't singing.

* What about Queen & The Who



Anyway now to Metaman facts.

8) You're so dumb you put your TV dinner in the VCR


That's funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Someone else shouldn't post drunk...

I only know Monthy Python from that list and that sucks, sorry. I like the dry british humour in american movies, though.

Do you compare asians to arabs? I think most people would prefer asians as their neigbours.

As a Scotsman, I took great pleasure in watching that game last night. I was out with 3 friends, but there was around 200 people in the pub and we just laughed when the final whistle went.

It wouldn't be so bad if everytime a major a tournament came around, the English media didn't hype the team up so much. They buckle under the pressure. Sad but true.

How are Scotland playing in the world cup??? Oh wait a sec they didn't qualify my bad :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Agreed though we did play shit hahaha

maybe that's it, but rooney, gerrard and lampard are the three best players in the three top clubs in the premiership, which is the best league in the world. they play in the champions league and fight for the league title every year so should be used to pressure and yet couldn't even control the ball or pass last night. i don't think even you as a scot expected them to be that bad.

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Cana-where?

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I love a lot of British culture and was pretty much raised on British TV series, movies, books etc. Love British humor.

On the other hand it's true that Britain and France take the cake as the worst examples of former European (or world) empires.

But that's what's probably gonna happen to the whole West in general very soon - with the influx of retardation / lack of education / productivity in general.

Lazy white man needs to own, not to work.

So if you're stripped off all the amazing things the western culture was built on, such as slavery and imperial colonism (although now it's still happening on an economical level), things get much worse.

It'll even be much worse in the future, read about the fall of the Roman empire - history repeats itself and barbarism might as well again win over "culture".

what do you mean?

one thing you cant deny, tho. they spend nice amount of money online :-)

Mainly clutching the straws - the world has changed

you missed:

our country is overun by immigrants from all over the place, stealing work from honest Brits

our teeth are ridiculous

we drink warm flat beer in big mugs with handles

we are pasty

we have no dress sense

we drive tiny cars

our roads are stupid and windy and not on a grid system

our version of welfare can pay a family 30 K USD a year and we wonder why people do not want to work

we can't cook steak

sure there is more...

I love THE WHO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

the "arabs" that metaman is refering to is mainly packistani muslims, who are obviosuly asians.

let me guess, you really like those hit sitcoms like "Friends" right? :1orglaugh

oh the humanity

by asians he did not mean geographicly asians (otherwise you could include lets say jewish people as asians since Israel is also in Asia same as Pakistan).
Asians over arabs he meant chinese/korean etc over arabs

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Wimbldon winner will be UK boy in 100 yrs maybe :1orglaugh

He's looking for another ban. IMO it can't come soon enough.

Why would anybody care what some twat called metaman thinks of their country?

No one does and that is the reason that no one is really biting and calling him a twat

May I add to this list?

- The majority of small shops in the capital is owned and run by Turks, Indians and Pakistani.
- Your kids are too lazy for studding on nice Universities, that's why there is more foreign students than English students on your top Universities.
- Your houses are terrible! You think that you're superior nation and your houses are top notch while people like Polish, Slovaks, Ukrainians live in fucking shacks, well, you're wrong, their houses look like palaces when compared to yours. :pimp
- You have separate faucets for hot and cold water in your bathrooms you fools!
- Most of you know only one language, English.

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- The majority of small shops in the capital is owned and run by Turks, Indians and Pakistani.

and?

- Your kids are too lazy for studding on nice Universities, that's why there is more foreign students than English students on your top Universities.

there were 284,260 international students attending university in england in 2007/8 which is only 15% of the university student population. the reason we allow them to attend is that they pay a lot of money, the reason they want to attend is because english universities are amongst the best in the world.

- Your houses are terrible! You think that you're superior nation and your houses are top notch while people like Polish, Slovaks, Ukrainians live in fucking shacks, well, you're wrong, their houses look like palaces when compared to yours. :pimp

so everyone lives in terrible houses in the uk and palaces in eastern europe? yes of course they do. maybe if you're comparing it to a council estate in the UK.

- You have separate faucets for hot and cold water in your bathrooms you fools!

some older places may still have seperate taps, but the water that comes out of them is drinkable. there's places in eastern europe still using wells.

- Most of you know only one language, English.

that's because we only need one language, why would we learn a soon to be obsolete language like ukrainian when english is the international language, which is why you're speaking it now.

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I prefer Seinfeld, King of Qeens or Two guys and a girl, but yes, Friends is a good show, too. No clue why are so many people afraid to admit it, even if all were watching it back then.

fuck England, it's a has been empire. The new empire is China. might be why all the Jews in America are relocating to China.....

Fuck The Italians !!!
 

I say Fuck The Italians !!! They had the first empire, the Roman Empire and lost it all... Oh and The Mongals and Gengis Khan... didnt he rule 80% of the world ! So Fuck him too (bet he had bad teeth too !)

I would rather be British and have the history we have, as opposed to Canada and have the history (none) that you do ! lol... fucking joka !

I am sure I have a argument with you once before META MAN and then you messaged me and said you was just bored... guess your bored again... it's just a shame so many more idiots believe the shit !

Anyways sure thats the response you wanted, anything to pass a bit of time hey :winkwink:

yep that answers my question.

in any case England has a plethora of great comedy shows like-
Brasseye
Monkey Dust
Red Dwarf
Black Adder
Monty Python

and many more, so in that respect they rock.

Just don't take any offence man, I was just making a laugh, I have nothing against English. :thumbsup

Hahaha, you are too harsh with them :)

Its not because of drinking, its extremely stupid because you can not wash your hands comfortably with WARM water because you have cold and HOT (too hot for your hands) water running. Who was the "genius" inventor of this thing?

Ps: speaking of wells - the water is very drinkable too

1- our "royal family" is fucked in the ass as well.
2- we are over run by christians who riot in our streets
3- the majority of our men and women are fat and ugly beer drinking loudmouths.
4- we've had like 4 decent rock bands in the last 30 years.

so lets not throw too many stones.
wanna see where the US will be in 10 years?
go to Great Britain.

ENGLAND:

Monty Python
BBC 1 & 2
Page 3 Girls
Fish 'N Chips
Great beer
Sheppard's Pie - Yum!!!
The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, etc etc - Oasis and Coldplay and Ting Tings, too. (too many to list)
BIG-titted women
English comedies of almost any sort
Dr. Who
Harry Potter/JK Rowling
Great big, roomy taxis with drivers who know where they're going
Theater District (London; Shakespeare and Touring Companies elsewhere)
Russell Brand
That old, ugly dame with the amazing voice
Oxford & Cambridge
Saville Row - amazing, tailor-made suits!
Actual chocolate in their chocolate bars (instead of wax)
Swearing and titties on the telly
and
Hugh Grant

Oh wait - that last one was a negative, sorry. Carry on.

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hate english humor.

these guys are pretty humorous brits

King Charles III, I liked it when he told India and China to stop their citizens breeding.