Fish & Chips FTW! :)

"Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life." Cecil Rhodes

Bp......

Britain ended global slavery - going against its own business interest in favor of higher morality
Britain was the home of John Locke, Adam Smith, and other thinkers that ushered in a new era in economics and politics
Britain has a low tolerance for corruption--a value that many developing countries could learn from
British music inspired people the world over
English is still the language of business the world over
Britain formed a stronghold for Protestantism (and its emphasis on literacy) when it was on the verge of being wiped out on the continent (save for Scandinavia)

There's a lot to admire the Brits for.

in the year 2000 the company was renamed BP and no meaning was given to the letters. :error

You suck at football. We are still infinitely better than Canada, who didn't even qualify for the World Cup but have more people enrolled in football programs than hockey programs

your entire royal family is in shambles. not to mention the queen plans on living for 500 years just so her wormy son will never have power. who cares? I mean really? Isn't she still YOUR queen...?

you are over run by muslims who riot in your streets If you've ever left your block and been out to Vancouver its pretty much mostly Asian...so what's your point?

you have the worst food probably on the planet. Hahahah, this is probably the biggest joke of all. More Michelin star restaurants in England than Canada by a mile. Not even close to being true. Perogies? WTF are you talking about, lol

the majority of your women are fat and ugly whereas in calgary its full of fat ugly old men like you

the majority of your men are fat beer drinking loudmouths. fat loudmouths huh? who made this thread? Pot calling kettle black

your major steel company is owned by indians who are a former colony. and your oil sands are owned by Shell and other international oil companies...

you havent had a popular rock band for 50 years. Oasis, Coldplay, Chemical Brothers, Radiohead...list goes on. And before you say nickleback, they're shit. Throaty rasping into a microphone isn't singing.

you cant even win the british open. unfortunately this one is true of late. Can't win 'em all I suppose.

Anyway now to Metaman facts.

1) You're fat
2) You're ugly
3) You pretend to be great at picking up girls yet we've never seen a picture of anyone you've dated, except for that ass shot of your mom on the can that you said was your "hot new twenty something girlfriend"
4) Your cousin Clint won't talk to you since that closet incident in 8th grade when you wanted to play hold the sausage
5) Your mom still lives in the suburbs of Calgary even though she told you she moved to France
6) Your neighbours only pretend to be nice to you because their afraid that smell coming from your apartment might be a dead body...
7) Your self confidence is so low you put a chandelier in your cardboard box to make yourself feel better.
8) You're so dumb you put your TV dinner in the VCR
9) Your last girlfriend was available "by the hour"
10) When you measure your cock what you thought was inches was actually centimetres. So no 12 centimetres isn't actually very big. :1orglaugh:thumbsup

I grew up there.

someone's butt hurts.

At this particular moment in time I sadly have to aggree with you :disgust

but ask me another day and ill disagree with you on maybe one of those listed

I have nothing against them, but sadly its all true.

Oh Metaman, first the jews and now this... your on for a melt down buddy ;)

you gotta admit brit comedy is some of the best-
Brasseye
Monkey Dust
Red Dwarf
Black Adder
Monty Python
and i know i'm missing a ton of stuff but you get the point!

I expected england to win :(

Yeah.. Queen, Def Leppard, Radiohead, Oasis etc never were popular bands.

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huh i love the jews and the brits.

just think israel is huge problems and the british should clean themselves up. :thumbsup

agreed. 345678

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You have talked me into it, I'm heading down the road and hitting up "Catfish Dewey's" for some all you can eat catfish.

LOL, and the fucking downside is that it could be worse and we could be canadian?

damn good idea, i fukin love the catfish, wild though, not farm raised. and fried up like a mutha fucka.

been a while though

Lol gotta love ya MM taking on a whole country :)

In all due respect (lil British courtesy for ya :) ) I disagree tho,

Some of the best rock music ever came from GB.

And these 3:

Diana Rigg
Princess Diana
Abbie Cornish

3 gens of hotties :Graucho

And the courteous nature is charming in today's world.

I never miss a chance to suck up to a country :)

But true, I love the Brits. And for their population, pretty impressive.

Canada, US, GB.. we're on the same team. :)

From Europe's perspective Great Britain is the closest European to us.. and ya know what if the US could reach out, we'd pull you over and call you #52 after Puerto Rico (group hugs :) big US ego :) lol)

And I deserve a medal for spelling Puerto Rico right the first time :) That "Puerto" just doesn't come naturally to a northern yank. :)

I always put the i before a in "Britain" tho. :)

You were in Hockey this year. Doh :1orglaugh

you are over run by muslims who riot in your streets If you've ever left your block and been out to Vancouver its pretty much mostly Asian...so what's your point?

* They're everywhere and can't get rid of them

you havent had a popular rock band for 50 years. Oasis, Coldplay, Chemical Brothers, Radiohead...list goes on. And before you say nickleback, they're shit. Throaty rasping into a microphone isn't singing.

* What about Queen & The Who



Anyway now to Metaman facts.

8) You're so dumb you put your TV dinner in the VCR


That's funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Someone else shouldn't post drunk...

I only know Monthy Python from that list and that sucks, sorry. I like the dry british humour in american movies, though.

Do you compare asians to arabs? I think most people would prefer asians as their neigbours.

As a Scotsman, I took great pleasure in watching that game last night. I was out with 3 friends, but there was around 200 people in the pub and we just laughed when the final whistle went.

It wouldn't be so bad if everytime a major a tournament came around, the English media didn't hype the team up so much. They buckle under the pressure. Sad but true.

How are Scotland playing in the world cup??? Oh wait a sec they didn't qualify my bad :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Agreed though we did play shit hahaha

maybe that's it, but rooney, gerrard and lampard are the three best players in the three top clubs in the premiership, which is the best league in the world. they play in the champions league and fight for the league title every year so should be used to pressure and yet couldn't even control the ball or pass last night. i don't think even you as a scot expected them to be that bad.

:1orglaugh

Cana-where?

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I love a lot of British culture and was pretty much raised on British TV series, movies, books etc. Love British humor.

On the other hand it's true that Britain and France take the cake as the worst examples of former European (or world) empires.

But that's what's probably gonna happen to the whole West in general very soon - with the influx of retardation / lack of education / productivity in general.

Lazy white man needs to own, not to work.

So if you're stripped off all the amazing things the western culture was built on, such as slavery and imperial colonism (although now it's still happening on an economical level), things get much worse.

It'll even be much worse in the future, read about the fall of the Roman empire - history repeats itself and barbarism might as well again win over "culture".

what do you mean?

one thing you cant deny, tho. they spend nice amount of money online :-)

Mainly clutching the straws - the world has changed

you missed:

our country is overun by immigrants from all over the place, stealing work from honest Brits

our teeth are ridiculous

we drink warm flat beer in big mugs with handles

we are pasty

we have no dress sense

we drive tiny cars

our roads are stupid and windy and not on a grid system

our version of welfare can pay a family 30 K USD a year and we wonder why people do not want to work

we can't cook steak

sure there is more...

I love THE WHO WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

the "arabs" that metaman is refering to is mainly packistani muslims, who are obviosuly asians.

let me guess, you really like those hit sitcoms like "Friends" right? :1orglaugh

oh the humanity