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mineistaken 06-19-2010 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roly (Post 17262853)
the "arabs" that metaman is refering to is mainly packistani muslims, who are obviosuly asians.

by asians he did not mean geographicly asians (otherwise you could include lets say jewish people as asians since Israel is also in Asia same as Pakistan).
Asians over arabs he meant chinese/korean etc over arabs

seeandsee 06-19-2010 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17261098)
You suck at football.
your entire royal family is in shambles. not to mention the queen plans on living for 500 years just so her wormy son will never have power.
you are over run by muslims who riot in your streets.
you have the worst food probably on the planet.
the majority of your women are fat and ugly.
the majority of your men are fat beer drinking loudmouths.
your major steel company is owned by indians who are a former colony.
you havent had a popular rock band for 50 years.
you cant even win the british open

do you ever think the kings and queens of the past ever thought that their country would turn into the dog it is today?

:pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wimbldon winner will be UK boy in 100 yrs maybe :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 06-19-2010 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 17261686)
Oh Metaman, first the jews and now this... your on for a melt down buddy ;)

He's looking for another ban. IMO it can't come soon enough.

lagcam 06-19-2010 09:33 AM

Why would anybody care what some twat called metaman thinks of their country?

Wilsy 06-19-2010 09:36 AM

No one does and that is the reason that no one is really biting and calling him a twat

Cyber Fucker 06-19-2010 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17261098)
You suck at football.
your entire royal family is in shambles. not to mention the queen plans on living for 500 years just so her wormy son will never have power.
you are over run by muslims who riot in your streets.
you have the worst food probably on the planet.
the majority of your women are fat and ugly.
the majority of your men are fat beer drinking loudmouths.
your major steel company is owned by indians who are a former colony.
you havent had a popular rock band for 50 years.
you cant even win the british open

do you ever think the kings and queens of the past ever thought that their country would turn into the dog it is today?

:pimp

May I add to this list?

- The majority of small shops in the capital is owned and run by Turks, Indians and Pakistani.
- Your kids are too lazy for studding on nice Universities, that's why there is more foreign students than English students on your top Universities.
- Your houses are terrible! You think that you're superior nation and your houses are top notch while people like Polish, Slovaks, Ukrainians live in fucking shacks, well, you're wrong, their houses look like palaces when compared to yours. :pimp
- You have separate faucets for hot and cold water in your bathrooms you fools!
- Most of you know only one language, English.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

roly 06-19-2010 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 17263129)
May I add to this list?

- The majority of small shops in the capital is owned and run by Turks, Indians and Pakistani.
- Your kids are too lazy for studding on nice Universities, that's why there is more foreign students than English students on your top Universities.
- Your houses are terrible! You think that you're superior nation and your houses are top notch while people like Polish, Slovaks, Ukrainians live in fucking shacks, well, you're wrong, their houses look like palaces when compared to yours. :pimp
- You have separate faucets for hot and cold water in your bathrooms you fools!
- Most of you know only one language, English.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

- The majority of small shops in the capital is owned and run by Turks, Indians and Pakistani.

and?

- Your kids are too lazy for studding on nice Universities, that's why there is more foreign students than English students on your top Universities.

there were 284,260 international students attending university in england in 2007/8 which is only 15% of the university student population. the reason we allow them to attend is that they pay a lot of money, the reason they want to attend is because english universities are amongst the best in the world.

- Your houses are terrible! You think that you're superior nation and your houses are top notch while people like Polish, Slovaks, Ukrainians live in fucking shacks, well, you're wrong, their houses look like palaces when compared to yours. :pimp

so everyone lives in terrible houses in the uk and palaces in eastern europe? yes of course they do. maybe if you're comparing it to a council estate in the UK.

- You have separate faucets for hot and cold water in your bathrooms you fools!

some older places may still have seperate taps, but the water that comes out of them is drinkable. there's places in eastern europe still using wells.

- Most of you know only one language, English.

that's because we only need one language, why would we learn a soon to be obsolete language like ukrainian when english is the international language, which is why you're speaking it now.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

andrej_NDC 06-19-2010 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17262881)
let me guess, you really like those hit sitcoms like "Friends" right? :1orglaugh

oh the humanity

I prefer Seinfeld, King of Qeens or Two guys and a girl, but yes, Friends is a good show, too. No clue why are so many people afraid to admit it, even if all were watching it back then.

neonlights 06-19-2010 01:02 PM

fuck England, it's a has been empire. The new empire is China. might be why all the Jews in America are relocating to China.....

TrashyContent 06-19-2010 05:34 PM

Fuck The Italians !!!
 
I say Fuck The Italians !!! They had the first empire, the Roman Empire and lost it all... Oh and The Mongals and Gengis Khan... didnt he rule 80% of the world ! So Fuck him too (bet he had bad teeth too !)

I would rather be British and have the history we have, as opposed to Canada and have the history (none) that you do ! lol... fucking joka !

I am sure I have a argument with you once before META MAN and then you messaged me and said you was just bored... guess your bored again... it's just a shame so many more idiots believe the shit !

Anyways sure thats the response you wanted, anything to pass a bit of time hey :winkwink:

Caligari 06-19-2010 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrej_NDC (Post 17263362)
I prefer Seinfeld, King of Qeens or Two guys and a girl, but yes, Friends is a good show, too. No clue why are so many people afraid to admit it, even if all were watching it back then.

yep that answers my question.

in any case England has a plethora of great comedy shows like-
Brasseye
Monkey Dust
Red Dwarf
Black Adder
Monty Python

and many more, so in that respect they rock.

Cyber Fucker 06-19-2010 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roly (Post 17263226)
- The majority of small shops in the capital is owned and run by Turks, Indians and Pakistani.

and?

- Your kids are too lazy for studding on nice Universities, that's why there is more foreign students than English students on your top Universities.

there were 284,260 international students attending university in england in 2007/8 which is only 15% of the university student population. the reason we allow them to attend is that they pay a lot of money, the reason they want to attend is because english universities are amongst the best in the world.

- Your houses are terrible! You think that you're superior nation and your houses are top notch while people like Polish, Slovaks, Ukrainians live in fucking shacks, well, you're wrong, their houses look like palaces when compared to yours. :pimp

so everyone lives in terrible houses in the uk and palaces in eastern europe? yes of course they do. maybe if you're comparing it to a council estate in the UK.

- You have separate faucets for hot and cold water in your bathrooms you fools!

some older places may still have seperate taps, but the water that comes out of them is drinkable. there's places in eastern europe still using wells.

- Most of you know only one language, English.

that's because we only need one language, why would we learn a soon to be obsolete language like ukrainian when english is the international language, which is why you're speaking it now.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Just don't take any offence man, I was just making a laugh, I have nothing against English. :thumbsup

Cash 06-19-2010 11:56 PM

Hahaha, you are too harsh with them :)

mineistaken 06-20-2010 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roly (Post 17263226)

- You have separate faucets for hot and cold water in your bathrooms you fools!

some older places may still have seperate taps, but the water that comes out of them is drinkable. there's places in eastern europe still using wells.

Its not because of drinking, its extremely stupid because you can not wash your hands comfortably with WARM water because you have cold and HOT (too hot for your hands) water running. Who was the "genius" inventor of this thing?

Ps: speaking of wells - the water is very drinkable too

Poindexterity 06-20-2010 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17261098)
You suck at football.
your entire royal family is in shambles. not to mention the queen plans on living for 500 years just so her wormy son will never have power.
you are over run by muslims who riot in your streets.
you have the worst food probably on the planet.
the majority of your women are fat and ugly.
the majority of your men are fat beer drinking loudmouths.
your major steel company is owned by indians who are a former colony.
you havent had a popular rock band for 50 years.
you cant even win the british open

do you ever think the kings and queens of the past ever thought that their country would turn into the dog it is today?

:pimp

1- our "royal family" is fucked in the ass as well.
2- we are over run by christians who riot in our streets
3- the majority of our men and women are fat and ugly beer drinking loudmouths.
4- we've had like 4 decent rock bands in the last 30 years.

so lets not throw too many stones.
wanna see where the US will be in 10 years?
go to Great Britain.

The Porn Nerd 06-20-2010 12:48 PM

ENGLAND:

Monty Python
BBC 1 & 2
Page 3 Girls
Fish 'N Chips
Great beer
Sheppard's Pie - Yum!!!
The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, etc etc - Oasis and Coldplay and Ting Tings, too. (too many to list)
BIG-titted women
English comedies of almost any sort
Dr. Who
Harry Potter/JK Rowling
Great big, roomy taxis with drivers who know where they're going
Theater District (London; Shakespeare and Touring Companies elsewhere)
Russell Brand
That old, ugly dame with the amazing voice
Oxford & Cambridge
Saville Row - amazing, tailor-made suits!
Actual chocolate in their chocolate bars (instead of wax)
Swearing and titties on the telly
and
Hugh Grant

Oh wait - that last one was a negative, sorry. Carry on.

dyna mo 06-20-2010 01:24 PM

can't leave out


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Agent 488 06-20-2010 01:27 PM

hate english humor.

dyna mo 06-20-2010 01:31 PM

these guys are pretty humorous brits


mafia_man 06-20-2010 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17261102)
can you imagine king charles?

jesus god

King Charles III, I liked it when he told India and China to stop their citizens breeding.

ottopottomouse 06-20-2010 02:02 PM

100 Xenophobes.



If you had to look it up at least you learnt something today.

scarlettcontent 06-20-2010 02:55 PM

Brits are cool, what about 007?

dyna mo 06-20-2010 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarlettcontent (Post 17265245)
Brits are cool, what about 007?

damn good!

rollinthunder 06-20-2010 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17261098)
You suck at football.
your entire royal family is in shambles. not to mention the queen plans on living for 500 years just so her wormy son will never have power.
you are over run by muslims who riot in your streets.
you have the worst food probably on the planet.
the majority of your women are fat and ugly.
the majority of your men are fat beer drinking loudmouths.
your major steel company is owned by indians who are a former colony.
you havent had a popular rock band for 50 years.
you cant even win the british open

do you ever think the kings and queens of the past ever thought that their country would turn into the dog it is today?

:pimp

Agreed, Brits are douchbags and the weather sucks. However, Calgary (and Canada in general) is no dream.

nikki99 06-20-2010 03:45 PM

damn, 3 pages? wtf?

SubAms 06-20-2010 07:45 PM

You suck at football
- Can't argue with that at the moment :(

your entire royal family is in shambles. not to mention the queen plans on living for 500 years just so her wormy son will never have power.
- The Royal Family don't have any power. They're still there only cos they bring a lot of money into the UK from places like, erm, Canada :1orglaugh
With every new generation there are less and less British people that give a fuck about the RF to be honest :2 cents:

you are over run by muslims who riot in your streets.
- a few 100 years ago people were saying the same about Canada but they were talking about the British :1orglaugh

you have the worst food probably on the planet.
- Fish and Chips rocks and we have the best curries in the world :thumbsup

the majority of your women are fat and ugly.
- That's because Fish and Chips rocks and we have the best curries in the world :2 cents:

the majority of your men are fat beer drinking loudmouths.
- true, we like beer and tend to drink it until we fall over. It helps the fat, ugly women get laid. :1orglaugh

your major steel company is owned by indians who are a former colony.
- fair play to them. Indians tend to be great people and hard working. Why doesn't a Canadian own it?

you havent had a popular rock band for 50 years.
- too many to list

you cant even win the british open
- its been a while :(

do you ever think the kings and queens of the past ever thought that their country would turn into the dog it is today?
- sure, it's mainly their fault.

The Porn Nerd 06-20-2010 10:56 PM

Wait - this thread fight is between CANADA and ENGLAND? Shit, i thought two consequential countries were going at it. Nevermind. Carry on. :D

(I live in Mister Peabody World so I'm exempt from all criticism.)

roly 06-21-2010 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17265850)
Wait - this thread fight is between CANADA and ENGLAND? Shit, i thought two consequential countries were going at it. Nevermind. Carry on. :D

(I live in Mister Peabody World so I'm exempt from all criticism.)

no this thread is between MetaMoron and the english. I actually find him quite funny though.

DVTimes 06-21-2010 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17261107)
you forgot the formerly famous car industry which has created some of the greatest cars ever and is now completely dead or owned by foreign companies

mainly by the chinease.

i am not sure we own very much. most football, electric even now nuclear power on non british.

DVTimes 06-21-2010 03:24 AM

we do still have some of the best universities.

the problem i would say we have is that trade unions have damaged many uk firms,. we lost the ship building industry due to them.

we now rely far too much on banking sector.

on top of that the benafit system rather than help and suport people locks people into depending on it. there are people in the uk who will be born into benafites and live there life on it, and having kids due to it.

in truth england has had its day unless somthing changes.

we will see china, india, and many asian countries become the new business countries.

but we could also say what about the usa?

the usa used to produce great cars, and have great businesses (as in the mamma and pappa shops). but these days is the usa just bland? the cars are dull, no one outside the usa realy buys them. and all the businesses seem to be just franchises.

american football is as dull as soccor. in fact its just silly. its basicly rugby but in body armor.

CaptainHowdy 06-21-2010 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 17265328)
damn, 3 pages? wtf?

National hatred it's a great topic of disscusion, you don't have to think that much to start an argument about it...

DamianJ 06-21-2010 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 17266084)
we do still have some of the best universities.

the problem i would say we have is that trade unions have damaged many uk firms,. we lost the ship building industry due to them.

we now rely far too much on banking sector.

on top of that the benafit system rather than help and suport people locks people into depending on it. there are people in the uk who will be born into benafites and live there life on it, and having kids due to it.

in truth england has had its day unless somthing changes.

we will see china, india, and many asian countries become the new business countries.

but we could also say what about the usa?

the usa used to produce great cars, and have great businesses (as in the mamma and pappa shops). but these days is the usa just bland? the cars are dull, no one outside the usa realy buys them. and all the businesses seem to be just franchises.

american football is as dull as soccor. in fact its just silly. its basicly rugby but in body armor.

And our education system produces people like you.

:(

leedsfan 06-21-2010 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17266546)
And our education system produces people like you.

:(

Thats how you justify rules; always exceptions that prove the rule.

MetaMan 06-21-2010 08:38 AM

Ok so im back in this thread.

so i see the smart brits realize their country is going down the shitter.

and the other brits are most likey the fat beer drinking loud mouthed ones i was describing.


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