Hammer + Thumb = Holy Mother of Fucking Gawd That Hurt Like a Scornful Bitch

Those are the worst!

Small boo boo's? Well, paper cuts and stubbed toes and jammed fingers. Also, I had an eyelash from hell once that got in my eye and took forever to remove. Those are all pretty small boobs... mmmmmm pretty small boobsssss *drool*

Banging toes against furniture is a classic.

You are lucky enough to have Capriottis up in Phoenix at a few locations. Not here in Tucson.

Try it if you haven't. Get the steak sandwich. :)

Nah, I was in Phoenix. Had to take the kiddos up to the airport to head to Buffalo for one month. Ahhhh, heaven. :)

I wouldn't have married Chris if I didn't. ; )

Splinters and hitting your funny bone are missing from the list.

Hangnails and when you remove them if you go down too far.

Or if you bite your nail down too far and it leaves that thin undercoat as a nail and you have to rip that off.

that is the most romantic thing i ever heard :1orglaugh

50 boo-boos that hurt more than they should. =)

I didn't know they were in AZ, just told a friend of mine who LOVES their fake turkey. Next time we come out there we're gonna have to hit it up for sure.

bumping my elbow into something in just the right spot. not sure why they call it the funny bone when its anything but that when you hit that nerve.

Now in 11 states - CA, AZ, NV, IA, MD, and some others, it's on their site.

catching your wee wee in your zipper

Yeah, nailing your pelvic bone is never ticklish either.